Subject: snatch desserts...dripping good time Date: Nov 26 2006 04:57:18 PM Author: pole position
fuck jarshy!!! cellulite on her thigh?
shit like this is what turns a guy on more than anything. a woman who isn't all bound by conventional rules. if this was me, i'd have at least 2 to 3 fingers in her...slowly stroking the joystick...mmmm mmm mmmm.
ladies feel free to locate me on myspace
Subject: I don't care about the picture Date: Sep 21 2006 02:23:27 PM Author: Mr Happy Boy
You can't have european "baby boomers". It doesn't work that way, you rapidly disintegrating junkie fuck.
Subject: Americans Date: Sep 08 2006 07:38:17 AM Author: Matt
The funniest thing about this pic is, that they're Americans.
Thats gross, couldn't you have commented on the colour of her dress instead?
Subject: and this i know.. Date: Aug 28 2006 05:37:07 PM Author: doolittle.
Thats Kim Deal you fuking tard! she played bass in 2 of the best bands ever to live! she can smell like a hobos scaby unwashed penis and will always remain the queen of fuck mountain!!
Subject: Best Caption EVER Date: Aug 25 2006 01:33:32 PM Author: Miss Woo
I was thinking I could smell her yeasty minge BEFORE I read it!
Spot on VICE,
SPOT ON!
Subject: guilt Date: Aug 25 2006 04:55:04 AM Author: guilty
I know I shouldn't but it makes me feel kind of horny looking at her. Does this make me a bad person? It's like I would, but I would hate myself after for like maybe an hour or two!
Subject: Hmmm.... Date: Aug 23 2006 11:17:08 AM Author: Skank Lova
She should be on Ripley's believe it or not ... The woman who drinks from the VAGINA! Looks like her minge is totally sippin her scotch?!
Subject: nothanks Date: Aug 22 2006 05:27:12 PM Author: beegee
Great caption. Back on form
Subject: sex Date: Aug 22 2006 02:25:31 AM Author: ready to fuk
yeah except if some girl was opening for me like that I'd probably have about 4 inches of pre-cum dripping out of my dick, seriously, it's like I can literally feel all the blood rushing to her vulva, I think I need to go "think," about this a little bit more in the bathroom
Subject: Nicholas Date: Aug 21 2006 07:35:31 PM Author: Nicholas
With the facial expression, evil pose and green and purple color combination she is the female Joker. The "Jokeresse" if you will. Jokerita?
Subject: social stereotypes Date: Aug 21 2006 11:57:52 AM Author: memoryboy
neat. she's sat like a dude and he's sat like a girl.
Subject: bucky Date: Aug 20 2006 11:15:19 AM Author: Vanessa
"what is that in front of her nasty snatch?"
It's a drink, you fucking dickweed.
Subject: Kamiz Date: Aug 20 2006 12:46:49 AM Author: bucky
wanna bet after the shots on the table, this guy has his face in there for 3 hours till the viagra kicks in.
what is that in front of her nasty snatch? a walkie talkie? a pager? I'll bet it is a pussy pager set on vibrate. yuck, i had to turn away from this one when i first saw it.
Subject: someone who knows Date: Aug 18 2006 08:38:37 PM Author: what they're talking about
IS THAT BJORK AND BARNEY???!!?!!!!!!?!??!?!?!?!?!
Subject: whos that Date: Aug 18 2006 04:58:22 PM Author: hygeine
oh, and heres an easy trick to figure out how clean someone keeps their genitalia: check how clean their hands are. easy.
so do all baby boomers have unkempt genetalia, or do all european filmmakers? Or does it have to be a combination of both factors?
Subject: a different perspective Date: Aug 18 2006 04:16:34 PM Author: Scotty
She seems cool and laid back. I'd like to have an older friend like her especially if we could experiment together. We could take shrooms and have all kinds of crazy ass educational sex. Maybe I'm weird, but I'm a 15 year old virgin and could really use someone like her in my life right now. She turns me on. I'd like to run away from home and live with her until I turn 18.
Subject: big bush Date: Aug 18 2006 12:28:15 PM Author: zab judah
you people are all wack. I love unkept genetalia. There I said it.
Subject: Goofball Date: Aug 18 2006 11:12:58 AM Author: Jarshy
Look at the stupid face she's making. It's rediculous. She probably actually thinks she's cute.
Also, check out the cellulite on her thigh.
Subject: dick cheese Date: Aug 18 2006 10:37:21 AM Author: Leela
I'd rather push aside a belly to get at a clean, well-groomed set of American genitalia than have to put on a pith helmet and part the gnarly vines of euro pubic hair, only to discover a cheesey, gnarled, uncut elephant trunk penis.
Subject: oh Date: Aug 18 2006 08:48:01 AM Author: whatever
Well, they could be wearing rubber clogs-- just didn't make it into the pic. It kinda adds to the "don't" factor if you just envision it.
Also, the dude is totally not into her. Check it out- his legs are still facing the table he is sitting out. He probably told the person across the table from him---"let me turn around and visit w/ the drunk ho behind us and maybe if I make nice for a minute she'll go away"
Subject: > Date: Aug 18 2006 06:36:41 AM Author: euros
at least they are not fat and not wearing those fucking sandals like all americans do
Subject: Not so bad... Date: Aug 18 2006 02:34:38 AM Author: Uncle Wilbur
Is that a perfume bottle between her legs? Simply spray some under her armpits, between her legs, etc., and - Voila! - an Eastern European bath.
Subject: Ughhh... Date: Aug 18 2006 01:54:22 AM Author: pegassus1551
Close your damn legs, biyatch... I can smell all the caked-on dried semen from all the euro-trash morons that you let mount you.
i've definitely been so drunk i was sitting like that in a skirt. Sorry everyone's eyes.
Subject: feh! Date: Aug 17 2006 05:26:06 PM Author: grody
I bet their gross old people humping finnishes when they both fake an orgasm. Or when they try and get a little too acrobatic and one of them pulls something. Then they'll stare at the ceiling of her shitty flat and congratulate themselves about how they "still got it".
Subject: sensitivity training Date: Aug 17 2006 05:24:15 PM Author: pm
this is the second mentally retarded DO in a month's time. let's raise the sensitivity level a little bit vice.
and don't bring up that old chestnut that all Germans are retarded to one degree or another & there's no way around it. they can't help it.
Subject: eww Date: Aug 17 2006 05:11:45 PM Author: mf-villian
DAM SHE CRUSTY
Subject: mmm Date: Aug 17 2006 04:39:48 PM Author: .
smells like salsa
Subject: Sally McShaven Date: Aug 17 2006 04:28:52 PM Author: Eric
Somebody has issues.
Subject: Zippy, is that you? Date: Aug 17 2006 04:19:15 PM Author: Leela
That guy's noggin is horribly mishapen. More evidence that the gene pool in Europe is not nearly varied enough.
Nevermind the smell of petchulli and flesh. Or even the sun damaged saggy skin slapping together. Its really the mental image of all that bodyhair that makes me want to sew my vagina shut and forget that its a sexual organ.
Subject: word Date: Aug 17 2006 03:37:57 PM Author: jceez
Cuervo cups.... Euros that drink tequila? Psh
Subject: im moving Date: Aug 17 2006 03:28:15 PM Author: skana
YOU CAN STILL SMOKE INSIDE IN EUROPE?
Sorry, Montreal, we had a good run, but, y'know, there's another now. He deosn't mind the smell, the unable-ness to breathe, so that i can have my soothing, relaxing, lazy-suicide stick. his name, is Europe.
Subject: filmmakers Date: Aug 17 2006 03:06:10 PM Author: for serious
no
cant be
their production would be a mess or well financed by that MIT looking dude
these two look like they're doing a project on squats in germany. they love art. eww.
but they do look like they're in love which is sweet.
Subject: . Date: Aug 17 2006 02:02:24 PM Author: .
GRIME TIME 2006
You’re only young enough to wear Alexandre Herchcovitch and Jeremy Scott for about five years so you might as well get fucked out of your mind, blow all your cash and make fun of the rest of us for being such pussies.
We generally don’t like twinks but this is kind of OK. Anyone who can mix Andrew Cunanan with My Own Private Idaho is at least worthy of a little back-bathroom tickle party. Comments/Enlarge See all
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