Do not stay in tonight! Put the burrito down and get out of the house now because by 1 AM your friends will have stopped answering their phones and you’ll be staring at the TV wondering if this is out there.
Skip the darky. the blonde for anal and the brunette for everything else. Nice !
Subject: uk page 3 model Date: May 01 2007 12:41:21 AM Author: lelia
is that jordan?
Subject: arrrgghhhh Date: Mar 21 2007 07:59:33 PM Author: that guy
-They aint anorexic (look at the legs on the brunette- totally hot!!)
and quit with the demoralising chicken-choking 'id hit that' comments. You guys are just cowardly in this anonymous forum- you'd prob be too shitscared to talk to them in public.
Marry them. As if you wouldnt want her waking up next to you. Every morning. Forever. Dayyyaamm!
Subject: bpb Date: Mar 08 2007 03:44:46 AM Author: sickaduck
there's nothing hotter than hot chicks drinking out of brown paper bags. Must choke chicken now.
Subject: sdfgsdfg Date: Feb 04 2007 04:44:34 PM Author: sdfgsdfg
instead of fat friends, the godess on the left has graduated to flanking herself with gross daytime soap actresses.
I feel sick.
Subject: good god Date: Jan 26 2007 11:12:22 PM Author: holy
three times
i fuck
these ladies
Subject: push. Date: Jan 12 2007 07:13:59 AM Author: sugar
i wouldn't mind sharing the one on the left.
x
Subject: hmm Date: Jan 10 2007 02:22:44 PM Author: laz
these girls aren't annorexic..trust me.. they still have curves and healthy arms and a nice glowy colour about them. they obviously just take care of themselves but not in an over the top way. Natural beauty in all three of them..at least they don't dress like hookers
Subject: ;aa;s Date: Dec 28 2006 02:38:44 AM Author: aldk
1.) i am drunk enough to care about writing this.
2.) this is a fucking DO repeat. fuck this shit. these girls are cute, but fuck this shit. it is a REPEAT.
3.) drinking with family during the holidays is *great*.
Subject: wowow Date: Dec 26 2006 07:54:30 PM Author: geeger
ii think im in love. mischa barton x sex = that woman.
Subject: ohmagad Date: Dec 19 2006 02:33:43 PM Author: ohmagad
that brunette is boner city
Subject: thats my chocolate.. give it to me now Date: Sep 08 2006 03:48:45 AM Author: boner
its like opening a box of chocolate and each piece keeps looking beter than the last, and finally in all confusion u think fuk it and take bite out of all of them.
...mmm a tasty mix!
...and the girls are tasty too!
Subject: is that Date: Aug 25 2006 08:57:10 AM Author: thor the incredible
sheryl crow?
Subject: i'll take the one Date: Aug 12 2006 04:31:00 AM Author: on the left
bye
Subject: knowledge is power Date: Aug 11 2006 05:42:09 PM Author: ashley
i think we all know these girls are bitches. but they'll probably sleep with you. once.
Subject: ..!.. Date: Aug 03 2006 09:25:29 AM Author: knzo
......brown paper bags......booze..........
i wanna be on these street bums
Subject: . Date: Aug 03 2006 03:03:31 AM Author: .
none of these are anorexic.
they are jsut thin
and lucky.
it's life.
it's not fair.
oh well
Subject: what the?. Date: Aug 02 2006 08:05:36 PM Author: kevil
man e- internet.......f-ck off..........is my mom's screen name e-internet?....or my counselor's?......guess what......these are very pretty girls........they look like they are having fun........it would be fun to meet them and make them laugh........it's all good this night.............man why you have to bring up drug abuse and eating disorders......let's just have some fun tonight okay buddy?...........you and me.............laughs........wanna bump?........tickle tickle ....come on ........where's that pretty smile?......come on........there ya go.......nice big bump............see?........fun and pretty girls are okay.........it's okay to have fun..........jeez bitch
Subject: j Date: Aug 02 2006 10:10:12 AM Author: sarah
mike I totally agree. It's probably not that people think they are anorexic or cokeheads though, you just get really desperate and come up with all kinds of bad ideas when girls are this pretty and you're trying way too hard to be funny.
Subject: The 3 Amigas Date: Aug 02 2006 05:28:39 AM Author: Quasi
I'll take the girl in the pink dress.
Subject: girl on the left Date: Aug 01 2006 03:58:51 AM Author: man
i want the girl on the left she looks like shes having a nice time.
p.s. i think vice should have a blind date show.
it would be kinda like queer eye for dating.
Subject: i like the girls Date: Jul 30 2006 08:28:25 PM Author: the unnamed
i do like girls. i like them a lot.
all kind of girls. cant get enough.
hey e internet and dr feelgood: loosen up!!
get laid tonight! jerk off! sex helps.
Subject: dr. Felt Good until he got "duped" by th Date: Jul 28 2006 04:42:15 PM Author: e internet
devastate your life. It starts out being cool and fun and safe, but it will take over your life pretty quick if you let it. And as I was pointing out before, the growing, processing, distributing, and selling of Cocaine has been very destructive to the culture and the people of Colombia and Peru as well as others countries in South America.
It has also been very destructive to people's lives and cultures in the First World countries that import it and buy it. In some ways, I don't know why I bother trying to warn people about it because all this devastation I am supposedly predicting has already been occurring for the better part of the last 30-40 years, depending on when and where you want to start the story. So really we are just dealing with the aftermath at this point. There's no way to prevent something that has already happened. I am just trying to clarify exactly what I was trying to communicate on this board in the first place.
I realize that if you read Vice, or possibly work for them then you are kind of already operating under the assumption that doing coke or other recreational drugs is acceptable, cool, and fun. And part of participating in the quintessential Vice fashion style includes having one of these lightweight, fast moving, hip and skinny bodies. So maybe I should take my cultural observations elsewhere. Maybe I've stepped into the wrong club.
Subject: dr. Felt Good until he got "duped" by th Date: Jul 28 2006 04:06:42 PM Author: e internet
I'm not sure I feel comfortable with my assumptions either. I assumed I was actually talking to one of the girls in the photo or one of their friends backing them up.
I am going to make a final statement before I conclude this little online Catfight.
1. Anorexia is a serious disease that affects many young women and even some young men today. One of the causes driving the disease may be the misperception that really skinny bodies are somehow more sexy or attractive then more plump or filled in bodies. I would like to point out that this is false and that a lot of men prefer women with a little bit higher body fat and more curves. This is initially one of the things I was trying to convey when I began posting on this message board (drunk as usual).
I don't hate skinny people. Why would anyone hate skinny people? I am warning people about the dangers of eating disorders and discouraging any attempt to glamourize them. Some women are gentically predispositioned to have smaller bodies than others, so I wasn't trying to insult people who are naturally skinny and small. If anyone is interested, there is actually a section of the Kama Sutra that deals with this particularly dilemma. No, I am not kidding.
2. Cocaine is not cool. Although it probably has more glamour attached to it than any other illegal street drug out there (this is basically a fashion mag after all) ultimately it will devastate your li
Subject: fox on the left Date: Jul 28 2006 01:40:45 PM Author: hugh laurie
stephen fry?
Subject: Dr feels men Date: Jul 28 2006 10:41:01 AM Author: Willow
Not sure if I feel comfortable with your current assumptions Dr...
Although you may be used to girls checking you out because you're 'sleek and attractive with a cunning sense of style' (what are you -a Mercedes?) it wouldn't be 'girls like me' because I hate to break it to you Dr - Willow aint a woman!
I can do a mean 'mangina' though Dr. You just say the word!!!
As for sitcoms offering you your only source of vocabulary as far as relationships go, well that would explain the assumptions I suppose.
'Sucker.'
Subject: got me hungry Date: Jul 28 2006 05:55:51 AM Author: why
i want buritos
Subject: playing the odds... Date: Jul 28 2006 05:08:40 AM Author: alfalfa numeric
i guess none out of three ain't bad.
Subject: fuck that Date: Jul 28 2006 04:51:44 AM Author: nahmate
Hey look it's oily, manface and bupinda - hi girls!
Subject: two cent hookers Date: Jul 27 2006 07:41:12 AM Author: FUCK
these sluts probably walked infront of a bus later on that night because they had two archers too many. i bet they say yes to everything though.
Subject: So, you come here a lot? Date: Jul 27 2006 07:34:09 AM Author: Paul Gehry
The one to the left makes you want to get down on your knees and thank God you're a man (if you're a believer and not afraid to get dirt on your Project EP jeans that is).
Subject: weeping willow Date: Jul 26 2006 09:11:30 PM Author: dr. Feel Good
ha ha ha
I do hate skinny people, I do hate coke, I also enjoy doing coke
I am an expert on photography and I am very sensitive to other people's moods
I am a stalker, girl's like you are the easiest to catch
what's worse, is when I'm out in public girls like you check me out because I'm not fat and geeky, I'm actually sleek and attractive with a cunning sense of style
I threw out the "fear of rejection," cliche because I was raised on sit-coms with hyper social twentysomethings who constantly dated and it's my only vocabulary
I'm totally insane and I'm in every bar you hang out at
sucker
Subject: Dr Date: Jul 26 2006 10:48:36 AM Author: Willow
I think I am finally getting it!
Dr Feel Good has multiple personalities. There's one who hates skinny people, the one who hates coke and the one who wants to do coke. Then there's the expert on photography/moods who could be a new personality or just a facet of one of the other ones'. Not sure.
Nice bit of honesty though Dr, fear of being rejected huh? Don't you have friends? Why would 'girls like that' reject you anyway? It wouldn't be anything to do with you being a stalker or harrassing people while you're out?! Just making assumptions here Dr, but i guess you'd be pretty down with that.
Sorry too if you think you're being hard done by, but honestly, you really do bring it on yourself...
Subject: cokesluts b/w depressed hipster Date: Jul 26 2006 04:49:49 AM Author: dr. Feel Good
guys, I'm insecure...
the reason I stay home and eat a burrito on saturday nights is because I'm afraid girls like this will reject me
so that's my thing
I look at these three and I feel intimidated. Part of me feels like we have tons of things in common and could be having a great time together. And then part of me feels totally rejected.
I apologize for all the accusatory language. Maybe we can meet up sometime and have a beer (brown bagged) and totally relate. Maybe we can even do some blow if everyone's down, and then go back to our respective apartments and "experiment,"
That all sounds awesome and far and away beyond my recent weekends which have been lonely and isolated.
All of these girls' dresses are rad except I can't decide if the girl's boots, on the far right, are tired or in effect. I've said my peace.
i dont give a f#$k! anorexic, bullemic, retarded, iq of 48, total bitch, whore, i want to do the no pants dance with the one on the left.
Subject: i guess i disagree Date: Jul 25 2006 07:07:43 PM Author: mike
they look totally normal to me - you wouldn't know it by looking at people in this country, but thin people do exist. it is not a dream. anorexics are like .05% of the population, but like 30% of this country is obese. people are not getting skinnier and drugs use is falling. most people in this country are dangerously fat and could learn a lot from anorexic cokeheads. you wanna get worked up about a problem, get worked up about that.
i think you might be thinking a little too much about cocaine, my friend. see those ladies smiling and looking like they're having a good time, all with their drinking outside from bottles in brown paper bags? you should do more of that.
Subject: cokesluts Date: Jul 25 2006 03:14:58 PM Author: dr. Feel Good
In some ways, the photography in Vice magazine thrives on it's own sense of timing. A "do," can just as easily be a "don't," in the hands of an experienced photographer. One of the techniques defining the Vice "school" of photography is this tendency to click the shutter in a way that intentionally catches people off guard exposing their awkwardness or idiocy.
It's a subtle form of assault that I think everyone who reads this mag is familiar with and enjoys. Anyone who takes photos themselves understands how drastically different two photos can be even if they were taken merely seconds apart. The existence of the photograph recontextualizes the event making possible a whole new world of interpretation and analysis.
Which is to say that there are multiple meanings and multiple interpretations and that nothing is permanent. You will think one thing one day and think another the next. Given all the transience and relativism, you are free to draw your own conclusions, and in time, those conclusions will recede into new and different conclusions. Ultimately, photographs are highly illusory and can be quite easily misinterpreted.
Um, they're not that skinny. You can tell they're not anorexic because they have healthy-looking hair. The middle one has probably tried coke & decided it's not for her. Her only problem is a genetic lack of boob-age. These girls aren't wearing enough makeup to be cokeheads.
Subject: willow is gakked out Date: Jul 25 2006 02:17:18 PM Author: dr. Feel Good
ok, fine, I'm not an expert on eating disorders, but I don't think these girls are "in shape,"
they look unnaturally thin to me
mostly I see cocaine addicts
here is a self-test from cocaine anonymous
maybe you guys have a problem with drugs
http://www.ca.org/literature/selftest.htm
girls like this are young, fashionable, rich, and stupid
coke dealers live for people like them
if you guys think cocaine is cool, then you should go spend some time in colombia and peru and see first hand what the economy does to people down there where they grow it and process it for all the rich brats in the first world
and also, I want to reiterate that these rail thin bodies are gross
guys who fetishize really thin girls are kind of fucked in the head themselves and probably secretly want to sleep with 10 year olds
healthy men like healthy women with real bodies
somethin to grab on to
feel me?
Subject: Are you kidding Dr? Date: Jul 25 2006 11:23:38 AM Author: willow
Right...
Just a polite enquiry whether Dr Feel Good may need to go home and chill and watch tv for a bit.
Not really understanding why you think these girls need to have a 'warm shower' and spend some down time in their rooms... That almost sounds as fun as eating burritos on a saturday night (by yourself in the dark).
And really, who made you the expert on eating disorders - just because people are in shape, doesn't mean they starve themselves. Keep your stereotypes to yourself please and remember that just because you are a geek, doesn't mean you know everything.
Oops, i did a stereotype. Bet you're fat aswell.
Subject: the one on the left Date: Jul 25 2006 02:37:53 AM Author: boutros boutros boutros
the one on the left is SO FUCKEN HOT. thats my ideal woman right there.
Subject: comfy sofa Date: Jul 24 2006 10:42:39 PM Author: Dr. Feel Good
I posted this before and the Vice staff took it down but it's so f*#cking true that I'm going to post it again.
These girls look like they have absolutely no sense of humor and like they are talking sh@t about me behind my back. I'd rather stay home and drink beer and watch TV then hang out with people like this.
Besides the obvious coke vibe, I'm also totally picking up some Anorexia. Maybe somebody's in denial about it since my comment got swiped off the boards. The girl on the left is debatably anorexic, but I'd be pretty sure about the girl in the middle.
To the women of the world, men like girls with a little bit of body to them. This rail thin 13 year old body type comes off as sickly. We want our women healthy. These leukemia stricken boney bodies are disgusting, not sexy.
As I said before, go home, eat a sandwich, and take a nap on the couch. Yes, watch some TV if you have to. Take a warm shower and spend some down time in your room. These three women look totally stressed. It's not attractive.
Subject: DO Date: Jul 24 2006 01:07:10 PM Author: napoleon
I love this girl on the left!
Subject: Cocaine is back in style Date: Jul 23 2006 11:33:00 PM Author: Snickerdoodle
Ever since that movie where Johnnie Depp so daringly played a coke smuggler I can lure women like this back to my loft and have a thumb in there ass by the third line of stupid white powder.
You think I should let them know it's Adderol and Powdered Bleach before or after they suck me off?
Subject: drunkin hoenuts Date: Jul 21 2006 01:14:01 AM Author: t
If you look closely at the girl in the middle's left knee you can see the face of the baby jesus. I'm not foolin. look and there it is. I'd nail the shit outta the baby jesus in her knee.
Subject: drunk whores Date: Jul 21 2006 01:13:52 AM Author: t
nuthin hotter than a bitch with a brown bag. My pussy is totally wet.
Subject: { Date: Jul 21 2006 01:03:36 AM Author: }
yeeha!! bitches in town tonight!!
Subject: i knew it Date: Jul 21 2006 12:15:45 AM Author: rory
so thats what that gilmore girl looks like when she's out
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