Budding breasts on adolescent girls are beautiful.
Date: Jun 12 2008 03:15:22 PM Author: Austin
fucking brilliant period.
Date: Jun 10 2008 02:35:34 AM Author: ...nina
i didnt think it was possible...
Date: May 25 2008 06:27:28 AM Author: Till
Hello Suroosh
Date: May 16 2008 07:24:53 PM Author: Nicholas Cage
Someone needs to tell this queer that hems are out
Date: Apr 07 2008 03:57:42 PM Author: Lou S.
First of all:
Learn to spell Freddie Mercury before you disgrace yourself on the interweb.
Second: This is an epic Do.
And third: Autistic people are friggin awesome, unless they're handicapped by their illness, in which case they're still friggin awesome, but would never wear box fresh Chucks.
Fucktards.
Subject: yesyesyes Date: Nov 27 2007 08:19:10 AM Author: Nicole
he makes me want things. like sex.
oh yes. seeeeex.
Subject: To 'That's Enough' Date: Sep 16 2007 10:51:07 AM Author: Shaq
Get a sense of humour guy. Some of these comments are fuking funny. When I try to picture you all that keeps popping into my head is Neidermeyer from Animal House. Sorry is that comment a bit too 'VICE' for you? Eat my knob.
Subject: Come on Date: Aug 30 2007 03:06:42 PM Author: That's Enough
Is anyone else getting tired of people posting their own VICE-like comments? Mabye VICE will think you are SO funny and original that they'll contact you and say "Hey, wanna come work for us?"...it's not going to happen. Leave the funny to VICE.
Subject: hot Date: Aug 06 2007 06:26:58 PM Author: Lascar
Sublime
Subject: 000 Date: Jun 10 2007 02:08:52 PM Author: 000
Allah promised this guy 100 nubile virgins for bombing this bathhouse,He was like Fuck That!!! I heart scrotum.The best part is that old timie weight belt.
Subject: Arab Faggots Date: May 03 2007 05:40:39 PM Author: DooWap
The Gay Scene in Damascus
Subject: guy Date: Dec 02 2006 06:59:07 AM Author: johnee
omg, that guy just keeps staring at me so hard i wanna shit my pants.
Subject: darling be there Date: Sep 26 2006 03:13:04 AM Author: carol sharks
its enuff that they all say those things that aren't said aloud. but in the tents and in the woods - we hear your greatness.
luv and much more love.
care careful be full of the careless way you are
-carol
Subject: darling be there Date: Sep 26 2006 03:13:04 AM Author: carol sharks
its enuff that they all say those things that aren't said aloud. but in the tents and in the woods - we hear your greatness.
luv and much more love.
care careful be full of the careless way you are
-carol
Subject: Sexy Legs Date: Sep 09 2006 10:10:46 AM Author: To Jill
I just gotta say my freind has very sexy legs just like his! It's almost identical! Her name is Jillian Smith.
Subject: to david Date: Sep 09 2006 10:05:37 AM Author: Smith
i have this friend who looks and dresses just like that he is soooo hot... who cant resist that body type??? his name is David Tay.
Subject: wow Date: Sep 09 2006 09:56:52 AM Author: Jill
yum.......
Subject: wawaweewa! Date: Aug 28 2006 09:45:55 PM Author: noice!
absolutely perfect fucking comment! way to go!
Subject: !!! Date: Aug 28 2006 04:04:33 PM Author: me
Not liking the baby's first attempt at vice steez comments. munch munch munch
and btw it's a funny thought, the whole Ali G. Borat thing but the reality is this guy walked out of wherever he came from...like. THAT. wasn't it vice who said something about how nobody gives a shit why you wore that or where you got it, just so long as it looked good? well fuck, since when did saddam hussein lookalikes in thin cotton boatneck shirts (i shudder to think!) look good?
Subject: I'm scared. Date: Aug 09 2006 03:53:09 PM Author: Detroit is cooler than New York.
This guy looks really uncomfortable. In fact he makes me very uncomfortable.
Subject: .. Date: Aug 09 2006 12:53:24 AM Author: notfromNY
so much for my 'happy ending'
Subject: hmm. Date: Aug 05 2006 05:08:59 PM Author: Benneth
Oh man it's bad guy Bennett from Schwarzenegger-starring action romp Commando, minus much of the body fat and chainmail vest.
Subject: oomygod Date: Aug 04 2006 02:30:42 PM Author: Thomas
Someone, somewhere, looks up to him.
Subject: this guy Date: Aug 02 2006 08:15:37 PM Author: kevil
this guy looks like he'd be saying" come on my friend, lets get wild and crazy and shiznit".........and you'd be like "omigod"......but you just let him let his hair down or whatever and it turns out to be a total blast and before you know it his family has some kind of holiday and they invite you and it's like"OPA!!!!" and crazy fun and you're glad you let down your nerd guard for once....
Subject: More money=better than Date: Aug 01 2006 11:39:23 PM Author: Killa Cam
Check out the rare sneakers. They're so rare.
Subject: FINALLY! Date: Aug 01 2006 06:17:14 PM Author: Dr. Fate
VICE YOU FINALLY GOT IT RIGHT!
Subject: thats a funny one Date: Aug 01 2006 01:20:53 AM Author: burn
Subject: thankyou Date: Jul 29 2006 03:49:49 PM Author: slam
you know when you're at the grocery store or somewhere and you see someone walking towards you so you look back down at the ground and keep on moving but when you look up the both of you are trying to get out of each other's way but manage to move right where the other was going and its just this big long extended session of open-mouthed gawkwardness? it turned human.
i'm going to have nightmares about this dude for weeks.
Subject: posts that are not on topic will be remo Date: Jul 28 2006 03:47:03 AM Author: caitlin
this reeks of child porn, and the guy's like 32.
Subject: short shorts Date: Jul 26 2006 03:55:03 AM Author: tallulah
he looks like he has done something naughty.
Subject: Its what it is Date: Jul 23 2006 10:40:26 PM Author: DD
Nothing more stranger than a sleeper in a gay bathhouse.
Subject: yes Date: Jul 22 2006 07:19:27 PM Author: napoleon
BEST GUY EVER!
Subject: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Date: Jul 22 2006 07:30:49 AM Author: boops
so 'burberry' on a fucking mental bike is a dont and THIS is a do??? this guy is past being ironic and uncool in a Do way...
Subject: HRT Date: Jul 20 2006 11:43:20 AM Author: keeno
this blokes deffo on Hormone Replacement Therapy he knicked off his old Ma from her Knightsbridge appartment.
he'll have a cracking set of tits before the years over!
Subject: don't do the do's Date: Jul 18 2006 03:10:25 PM Author: pointless
if you're going to call on the powers of Ali G, you should also know that guys like this already became downward spiralling fads... way to be on top of things vice. why are you reporting on trends that have come and gone out of style (again)?
Subject: always the same Date: Jul 17 2006 07:17:36 PM Author: I hate nikes
fucking boring nikes everywhere. at least borat is holding it down
Subject: owww.......good question Date: Jul 17 2006 04:40:23 PM Author: is a duhty one
This guy can do no wrong.... If you've ever seen him at his best you know your momms was a duhty one....meaning rather friendly with the fellows,loose as a goose,buckin' for the beat-down,cruisin' for an anal bruisin',spread like mustard, it just goes on and on...Either way I think this guy's great...Your momms ain't bad either
nice, arab chic..he looks like one of Hussein's retarded sadistic bastard sons about to get fisted by his homo al qaeda buddies. fyi , below, israel is getting its ass kicked
Subject: dang dang dang ga dang ga dang dang! Date: Jul 17 2006 12:15:11 AM Author: dr Strangelove
Is that a steam bath with no steam? what is going on here? My favorite part is the belt looped in that wierd 80's Zino Cavarici knot. Classy.
Subject: photo Date: Jul 17 2006 10:49:44 AM Author: waterman
where is that guy? Is that some kind of sauna in which you wear shoes or something?
Subject: jeppe Date: Jul 17 2006 10:39:55 AM Author: re
I think I'm starting to get it, everything funny is a do, everything pretentious is a don't
Btw, Vice is posting 1 do and 1 dont daily. They made 10 of each every month before, so naturally the quantity has replaced quality
Subject: . Date: Jul 17 2006 10:14:01 AM Author: iknn
Please stop letting yours jobbers write the DOs/DONTs.
Subject: "typist" Date: Jul 17 2006 09:23:06 AM Author: Rory
Who said "typist"? Is that what we're calling writers these days? Typists? I haven't heard that level of idiocy since Jessica Simpson was flattered about her terrible writing and she said, "I'm glad you like my typing."
Subject: my ass! Date: Jul 17 2006 08:40:16 AM Author: whoah
that guy must have a serious wedgie
Subject: ffffffff Date: Jul 17 2006 07:16:15 AM Author: sds
nice legs....
by the way, VICE magazine, please, i beg you.....stay sharp damn it!you completely lost it!if this is a "DO",fuck yeah, your typist needs to be shot cause she is blind!
You’re only young enough to wear Alexandre Herchcovitch and Jeremy Scott for about five years so you might as well get fucked out of your mind, blow all your cash and make fun of the rest of us for being such pussies.
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Chris Nieratko: "Come Dorothy nel Mago di Oz ho ripetuto tre volte:“Accetto il pompino e non faccio causa".
INTERVISTA
FACCIA DA CULO
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Frederick Wiseman è il migliore regista di documentari al mondo. Ma è anche molto probabile che non abbiate mai visto i suoi film.
