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We were going to slap her when we got home because Grammy and Grampy’s closet is strictly off-limits but as our hands were in the air we were like, “You know what? This is so crazy it just might work.” And we went to the funeral without making her change.

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Date: May 02 2008 08:19:35 PM
Author: Gross.

Gross.

Subject: It's a guy...
Date: Nov 26 2007 01:00:55 PM
Author: DoOd 1

I reckon I've seen this 'dude' before...poor guy, gender dimophism is gotta really stink...

Subject: in the future
Date: Aug 22 2007 04:28:15 PM
Author: ET

Remember that scene in E.T. when Drew Barrymore dresses him up like a girl?
This is what it would be like if he never got a ride home.

Subject: fucking useless people
Date: Jul 23 2007 11:12:47 AM
Author: nik

How is this racist? Its funny for fuck's sake.

Subject: chexkit it
Date: Jul 05 2007 07:24:03 PM
Author: Haha

http://www.deviouswigs.com

Subject: pics
Date: Jun 21 2007 11:24:27 AM
Author: albertine

Looking like a crackmom goes to the Grammys.

Subject: Fone Home
Date: Jun 16 2007 08:21:40 PM
Author: Jew Lee

She looks like ET when they dressed him up like an old woman..

Subject: re: comment below
Date: Jun 04 2007 01:06:07 PM
Author: angie

I'm pretty much the whitest person ever and we call my grandparents Grammy and Grampy.

Subject: to Marcus
Date: Apr 24 2007 04:02:39 PM
Author: i disagree

"slapping" her isn't slack. and i'm pretty sure using "Grammy" and "Grampy" is racist.

Subject: really....
Date: Feb 10 2007 04:46:05 PM
Author: Marcus

....you cut black people way too much slack. If she were white, she'd be a DON'T.

Subject: ha
Date: Oct 20 2006 07:20:45 PM
Author: DomD-DomDomDom

How influenced can people be by a magazine?

Run a halloween 'doye' next time guys lol...

The hair looks like its been smothered in honey and put thru a wind tunnel...

Fucking awful, cool at my little sisters party u silly...

Subject: y
Date: Aug 19 2006 12:09:46 AM
Author: dahm

oh man how good are THOSE legs in THOSE shoes!

Subject: Rupaul
Date: Aug 02 2006 05:29:54 AM
Author: Quasi

Oh shit! Macy Gray decided to hit the town that night.

Subject: nut
Date: Aug 02 2006 03:27:26 AM
Author: ry

This has got to be one of those "control" do's, to throw people of the editor's tracks.

And god damn if that E.T. comment wasn't ever so fucking spot on!

Subject: haha
Date: Jul 21 2006 08:46:57 PM
Author: I'm Black

I bet a million bucks that it's a fucking white person that left the 'racist' comment. Great DO.

Subject: YEAH.
Date: Jul 18 2006 05:07:31 PM
Author: v.

This bitch looks like E.T. when Drew Barrymore put that wig on him and he was all "Elliot!! PHONE HOME."

Subject: So not racist.
Date: Jul 16 2006 06:45:13 PM
Author: Pj

Man, for starts it's a Do, so what's there to complain about and second it's jus people talking about other people. It's certainly not racist. Shit's only racist if you start diggin in on a certain aspect of a persons features that are particlular to the race that they're from and even then there are so many damn grey areas. There jus talking about style. A unique style at that, I'm feeling it.

Subject: 1
Date: Jul 14 2006 12:12:39 PM
Author: 1

One good comment. One.

Subject: Hells Yeah
Date: Jul 12 2006 06:13:03 PM
Author: The Reverend

This works, because after you leave the club and start walking home completely trashed, everyone just thinks you are a crazy bag lady and avoids you at all cost. It saves you the trouble of buying a gun.

Subject: ..
Date: Jul 10 2006 07:36:26 PM
Author: ....

Attn... asshole how the fuck is this racist??

It is just some ugly black dude wearing his moms clothes...

which of coarse brings up a whole pile of other possible mockeries...

Some morons cannot go a whole hour let alone a day without calling some one a racist to "legitimise" their opinion no matter how assinine it may be.....

Subject: .
Date: Jul 09 2006 07:08:20 AM
Author: .

this is so goddamn racist. shit, vice.

Subject: bonertown 2006
Date: Jul 09 2006 04:24:41 AM
Author: dotcom

she looks more like the girl gremlin in Gremlins 2 that had the hot legs and the dick-suckin' lips.

Short hair is a bummer but it’s the dancing with no shoes that really wrecks the party. The way the toes and everything move around is so TMI it’s like watching an x-ray of someone giving birth.
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Oops. They got so excited about inviting all the races to take part in their little collegiate cuddle party that they forgot to check with any other races and see if they want in. (They don’t.)
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