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dodo, on May 19 2009 06:35:03 AM wrote:
where's that a nicely shaped ass? looks just fat to me.

(I'm a dude)

Eno, on Sep 23 2008 01:04:39 PM wrote:
Looks like Holland to me.

Date: Jun 04 2008 04:22:59 PM
Author: Blue

Love It!

Date: May 14 2008 04:51:34 PM
Author: ©

We HIT GOLD, FellaS...thats the thing ...to find a white chick with a bubble is like finding a decent toy in the cracker jacks box...IT JUST DOESN't happEN. Lets say you see old WhiteeeE, cute grill, nice twins...but you turn around and it's ass flat ass a board back there. I wonder if it creates a sharp 90 degree angle while bent over.....Its Very SCARY
!!!!

Subject: .....
Date: Oct 17 2007 08:21:07 AM
Author: Reebs

i didn't know boxed hair dye came in butter yellow

Subject: bigup Yoself!
Date: Sep 27 2007 10:26:50 AM
Author: yo, Sup!

and ya had to crouch down as well you were so captivated with its authenticity

Subject: fucking
Date: Sep 23 2007 11:03:10 AM
Author: Erica

sick

Subject: concur!!
Date: Jun 09 2007 08:45:14 PM
Author: concur!!

C O N C U R !!!!!!!!!!

Subject: ew
Date: Apr 06 2007 06:44:31 PM
Author: eliot

oh... ew!

Subject: Viagra
Date: Feb 04 2007 02:29:46 AM
Author: Viagra

"You have made a good site

Subject: ok you got this one
Date: Dec 27 2006 06:10:56 PM
Author: Thenewloveforlackof.

Yeah we can unite on this shit. Raise the Army I'll draw up a flag this shit must end.
Revolt!

Subject: ugly
Date: Aug 26 2006 04:46:21 AM
Author: ouuu

she has a fat ugly ass and her legs are like them from a mamout!

Subject: rite hurr
Date: Aug 08 2006 11:01:31 AM
Author: wheredawhitebitchez

I'd hit dat

Subject: slap that
Date: Jul 23 2006 01:03:21 AM
Author: pants liberation front

that is a bad behind. If you slapped it there would be no bouncy crack, just a slow and queasy wobble. and when she releases that thing from it's white confinements... you don't want to be around to see it.

Subject: YEAH YEAH YEAH YESSSSSSSSSSS
Date: Jul 18 2006 07:13:57 PM
Author: FERVELL TURNHOWER

YO DOWNTOWN CROSSING YEAH

Subject: ass
Date: Jul 12 2006 06:19:27 PM
Author: The Reverend

This girl makes me wish I was a midget. She could use the white denim jacket to muffle the screams.

Subject: creepy
Date: Jul 12 2006 08:14:38 AM
Author: whoah

that hand in the upper left reminds me of the 80s movie "House" and the chimney gremlins that try to steal the little boy

*shudder*

http://imdb.com/title/tt0091223/
wtf...imdb is wrong, I thought he was babysitting the neighbor's kid?

Subject: white boys don't know nan
Date: Jul 12 2006 01:17:48 AM
Author: informant

but it's so flat

Subject: medical sample
Date: Jul 11 2006 04:52:43 PM
Author: Minou

Jeans so tight you could take a pap smear ... is NEVER a "Do".

Subject: "She Got the Motts!"
Date: Jul 11 2006 03:45:26 PM
Author: CBGBshirtdancingw/ipodinfrontofSTARBUCKS

Break the vacuum seal and it's spoiled ham city.

Subject: s
Date: Jul 11 2006 10:58:25 AM
Author: bermuda triangle

she looks dumpy. She's got the dumpy duck-leg syndrome, where the top of her thighs touch but from the knees down they split off and part ways.

Subject: e
Date: Jul 10 2006 10:04:19 PM
Author: se

Is that Dave Mustaine('s ass)?

Subject: Lady
Date: Jul 10 2006 08:06:40 AM
Author: Aerosmith

Dear Dokken sorry to tell you but that was a dude dressed like a lady

Subject: white denim is a deinite DON'T
Date: Jul 09 2006 11:22:34 AM
Author: ugh

I can't stop looking at the nasty hand in the top left corner!!!!!

Subject: yikes
Date: Jul 08 2006 09:33:43 PM
Author: yikes

Fat. Thighs rub together. Probably sweaty up in there. White denimn jacket?!! All don'ts

Subject: great white ass
Date: Jul 08 2006 06:41:41 PM
Author: pegassus

Daymn! baby got BACK!

Subject: hmm
Date: Jul 08 2006 10:22:17 AM
Author: not hard up

disagree. don't.

Subject: .
Date: Jul 08 2006 07:50:31 AM
Author: Ada

You're a fag, big sam.

Subject: bj's
Date: Jul 08 2006 04:41:57 AM
Author: Dokken

That lady gave me head 15 years ago on tour in London.

Subject: huh?
Date: Jul 08 2006 04:04:54 AM
Author: karl

i didn't get it. why that white trash ass is a do?

Subject: ass
Date: Jul 08 2006 02:14:22 AM
Author: burnwash

i would beat.

Subject: Oh
Date: Jul 08 2006 01:07:03 AM
Author: yeah

Its a peach

Subject: I approve
Date: Jul 08 2006 12:39:31 AM
Author: weese

Good call on the do. Close, though.

Combining your grandma and Blondie is a good look because it’s like when you hear someone in the 50s had a lot of boyfriends: Sluttiness without the slut part.

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If your dad is really vague about what he does for a living, spends a lot of time hammering things in the basement, and leaves town the third week of every August, you might want to do yourself a favor and visit this year's FetishCon.
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REPORTAGE

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SKINEMA

THE XXXORCIST
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INTERVISTA

FACCIA DA CULO
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