I wish I could tell you whether or not this Venice Beach Robocop’s legs were going “kzzzzzzzt kzzzzzzzt kzzzzzzzt kzzzzzzzt” with each step, but it was hard to hear over the sound of my mouth going “Haaaaa Haaaa Haaaa Haaaa.”
This may just be standard Urban Outfitters fare but these girls were cool and that changes everything. Like, we said to the Guinness girl (sigh the Guinness girl), “All half breeds are hot, right?” and she looked around before carefully nodding, “Yes.” The we said to the Angela Davis girl in the back, “Girls can’t wear heels when they’re tall, right?” and she said, “Not often but sometimes you’re like, ‘Fuck this, I’m wearing heels’ and you just tower over all the shrimps.”
The Reeboks show she’s fun, the short shorts show she’s sexy, the weird vintage tee shows she has taste, and the jazz hands show she knows how to have a good time. What the fuck are you waiting for?
THE XXXORCIST
Chris Nieratko: "Come Dorothy nel Mago di Oz ho ripetuto tre volte:“Accetto il pompino e non faccio causa".
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FACCIA DA CULO
Ryan McGinley intervista Jack Walls, l'artista, ex-membro di gang, ex-eroinomane ed ex-fidanzato di Robert Mapplethorpe.
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E QUELLA CHE ROBA È?
L'amore è un diritto di tutti, ma questo non significa che puoi ingravidare un bovino se la tua ragazza ti rifiuta.
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I DOCUMENTARI E LA FOLLIA
Frederick Wiseman è il migliore regista di documentari al mondo. Ma è anche molto probabile che non abbiate mai visto i suoi film.