Everything else is going so great we’re going to give that short hair a secret pass and let her in here. How many million times better would she be with Sigue Sigue Sputnik hair though? Like, a million.

Date: May 18 2008 12:14:41 PM
Author: Kenny...

the IV's make this a do...that is all...



Date: May 10 2008 07:27:27 PM
Author: stacy

that guy in the yellow top. i just wanna make out with him. i would suck his dick ALL DAY!



Date: Apr 17 2008 02:52:28 PM
Author: marky d

1983 pre-school party 20 years too late.



Subject: hee
Date: Feb 06 2008 03:02:56 PM
Author: shhh

I have a ridiculous crush on that skinny dude with the yellow sweatshirt. I want to make sweet love to him on a bed of rave flyers and feed him sandwiches with extra mayo, just so he gains an ounce of fat on his rib cage.



Subject: crazy colors
Date: Jan 02 2008 12:09:20 AM
Author: balanced hardcore

i'd have to agree with this being a do. this is more of a "situation do" than a regular clothing do. dude in the back is rocking the fitted jeans and retro jordans. he has the ill ear rings ( the black stud joints). home girl is rocking the outfit that pretty much lets you know you can hit it tonight. you know she's mad fun just on what she's wearing. you know she's not a dork. so what if she's not mad hot. home girl is rocking the outfit in a conscience manner. yeah, i'll chill with her.



Subject: let me
Date: Nov 20 2007 11:14:05 PM
Author: aaron

let me get this straight. if you dress like a complete jack ass you are a DO?



Subject: *cough*
Date: May 21 2007 09:16:31 PM
Author: *wink*

thom yorke in the background.....



Subject: assasdafdfsafdsasdf
Date: Mar 23 2007 12:43:13 PM
Author: DDD

"shes dancing now, but shes going to stop at some point and start sharing all the abuse stories and her vegan/dirt poor=pure bullshit. rolling her cigarettes and mooching beer.gross.her eyes are still puffy from all the crying.I just don't understand why this is a 'DO'."

AHAHA this pic made me laugh and cheered me up so it's a DO.



Subject: sorry
Date: Oct 08 2006 06:57:43 PM
Author: Jon

Wouldn't poke her in a million years, so she is by definition a DON'T.



Subject: recognized
Date: Aug 20 2006 05:11:18 PM
Author: fan

is that the guy from Maroon 5 in the back ground?



Subject: Get out sometime.
Date: Aug 09 2006 02:36:38 PM
Author: Armpit.

Miami Vice Re-makes - Not Cool.
This picture - Not Cool.
Typical Repetious pictures of people wearing pajamas - Not Cool.



Subject: ?????
Date: Jul 12 2006 07:24:44 PM
Author: El Hypno

I cant tell if this is some sort of a new wave party or some sort of 80's christian televangilism. Either way it sucks ass.



Subject: ping
Date: Jul 10 2006 01:49:16 PM
Author: pong

yeah this is a do. a do me a favour and fuck OFF



Subject: fuck that
Date: Jul 10 2006 02:14:40 AM
Author: gaucho marx

fuck anyone with Jordan 4s



Subject: subtle gay humor for the whole family
Date: Jul 09 2006 02:13:23 AM
Author: jean jacket frumple hair

yes of course if it's a horribly ironic kick back to the 80's vice makes it a DO
Jesus christ what a crop of miscreasdhjfadf; f



Subject: I KNO
Date: Jul 01 2006 07:17:07 PM
Author: NOTU

IM NOT WHITE, SO I DIDN'T GET THAT ONE. HOWEVER, THAT'S A RATHER IMPRESSIVE ARMHAT DUDE IN THE BACK IS ROCKIN. I MEAN, COMPLETE WITH PITHAIR AND A TAT.



Subject: Shoot it up!
Date: Jun 30 2006 04:35:26 PM
Author: Dorian

"Sex bomb baby,dance on-dance on!"



Subject: sputnik
Date: Jun 30 2006 05:23:02 AM
Author: zig zig

yeah man, get a hawk and go hot!... to trot...



Subject: spikes
Date: Jun 28 2006 10:18:10 PM
Author: trumbull

well cool now i cant wear jordans anymore



Subject: how unattractive
Date: Jun 28 2006 02:52:37 PM
Author: queereye

What are you, a frustrated window-dresser?



Subject: HELL NAH!
Date: Jun 27 2006 05:29:13 PM
Author: FREEZY G

SOMEBODY DONE GOT CAUGHT SLIPPIN' UP IN THE FUCKIN' TRAP. VICE BETTA' COME CORRECT OR THEY SHIT'S BEEN HAD!



Subject: THIS IS CHANGED TO A DONT
Date: Jun 27 2006 09:56:43 AM
Author: Vice

DON'T



Subject: ughg
Date: Jun 27 2006 09:19:37 AM
Author: bruce

fugly...........



Subject: ugly
Date: Jun 26 2006 10:36:52 AM
Author: Chrissie

ok- wtf? she puts on an 80's t-shirt and is
all the sudden cool??? whoop-di-doo......



Subject: monday morning
Date: Jun 26 2006 02:26:01 AM
Author: hank

now i feel fucking sick



Subject: really?
Date: Jun 25 2006 11:57:54 PM
Author: pff...

holy fuck, she looks like that desperate cancer bitch from fight club. shes dancing now, but shes going to stop at some point and start sharing all the abuse stories and her vegan/dirt poor=pure bullshit. rolling her cigarettes and mooching beer.gross.her eyes are still puffy from all the crying.I just don't understand why this is a 'DO'.



Subject: Vice is full of dinosaurs
Date: Jun 25 2006 08:17:48 PM
Author: fuck this

Her outfit is shit. probably she's friends with somebody at Vice.



Subject: .
Date: Jun 25 2006 05:18:01 AM
Author: .

check out the foreground pit hair



Subject: hgn
Date: Jun 25 2006 02:01:56 AM
Author: fh

shes not a fucking do. fuck all you fuck heads. she is in love with herself.



Subject: victoria m haterzzzz
Date: Jun 24 2006 11:55:03 PM
Author: derk

if you can't pick up on the fact that victoria m is a joke, then maybe you should go else where. the obvious tip off is the reference to bi-sexuals, jesus freaks never take the time to mention them. get a sense of humor, you might enjoy this super DO & vice a little more.



Subject: legit
Date: Jun 24 2006 11:25:58 PM
Author: tayyy

that dudes sweatshirt in the back reigns supreme!



Subject: WOW
Date: Jun 24 2006 09:20:36 PM
Author: JCEEZ

Holly fucking shit. Victoria M, wow. Isn't tolerance, love thy neighbor like the very foundation...... wow

AND

This is definatly a DON'T. Shes gross dude. She's like a cancer patient that woke up at good-will and nabbed the first things she saw.



Subject: Greatest comment ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Jun 24 2006 05:15:21 PM
Author: El Rey


Subject: Banish satan
Date: Jun 24 2006 01:05:49 PM
Author: Victoria M

she should write for vice!!!!
im not jokeing




Subject: natas
Date: Jun 24 2006 02:18:27 PM
Author: alfred hitchc*ck

i agree with victoria m. you all need to go to church.

and what fucking moron made her a do?

and drop the lime sucks niggger cocks. jamie lidell is better, even tho he isnt a niggger



Subject: Banish Satan
Date: Jun 24 2006 02:11:23 PM
Author: slam

Anyone who is so blinded by Jesus that they can't see how fucking cool this girl is has been smoking some serious relgious crack. Jesus loves all of his children, even Lesbians and Bi-sexuals. It's because of narrow minded extremists like yourself that our world has been reduced to bigoted warfare. Eat a dick Ms. Banish Satan....it would be better for you than blindly digesting everything your pastor tells you.



Subject: Banish satan
Date: Jun 24 2006 01:05:49 PM
Author: Victoria M

I came onto this site because my pastor recently identified it a haven for the devil and his servants. Having perused your ways I must say that I agree with him. Don't any of you people go to church? Do you pray to GOD? When I look at these pictures and their comments I see nothing but the misery of pure evil. I was fooled by this picture because it was the first one I saw. That lady looks like she's testifying to his MAJESTY. But then I saw she's just evil and probably a lesbian or bi-sexual who has experienced many abortions. I will pray for all of your souls. I will pray that you soon allow JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR into your wayward hearts before the fiery day of judgment arrives. Have a nice day.



Subject: It's weird
Date: Jun 24 2006 12:07:14 PM
Author: P

But I think that's Danny Ainge.

Nice "ace" j's on the guy in the background. He was wearing super baggy jencos a few years ago.



Subject: ?
Date: Jun 24 2006 11:26:48 AM
Author: Curran

I am having a hard time figuring out if she is a crazy lady or just some broad that has taken the whole irony thing one step to far.



Subject: chido pues
Date: Jun 24 2006 10:12:06 AM
Author: Tu tio

she kinda looks like danger mouse



Subject: .
Date: Jun 24 2006 08:45:57 AM
Author: .

ace J's on the chap in back.



Subject: That guy
Date: Jun 24 2006 07:33:12 AM
Author: CHOD

that guy in the background is "the captain", i saw him with Drop the Lime...



Subject: off
Date: Jun 24 2006 12:41:40 AM
Author: bite it

ok sketchy meth head. if this is a vice do than i could only imagine what monsterous fashion homos the vice staff are. no sense of style vice. you suck junkie balls.



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