Old punks like Wattie just look like wizened teens with progeria. If you really are down for life, go the way of the Lars Ulrich dad and medieval the shit out of yourself. That means never shaving, ever. No matter how much free shit you get, you fucking cheapass.
jijijiji, on Nov 20 2008 03:25:35 PM wrote: this is hipster santa claus.... and he is required to bring monthly vice edition all in row on 24th december to all those suckyhips....
jjajaja ohh no wait is not funny.. it is kinda sad... actually
Date: Jun 08 2008 11:33:24 AM Author: Miscreant
Looks like his jacket was made out of the couch my Mom bought when she was going through her "Me" phase.
Date: Mar 24 2008 03:34:50 PM Author: yiggity
Dude looks like the ghost of Christmas's past.
Subject: can't believe it Date: Feb 28 2008 05:28:45 PM Author: free shit
the best thing about these events is that you get tons of free shit you don't need and won't use but, you'll take it anyways why? because it's in a bag or some poor asshole is handing them out.
Subject: moondog Date: Nov 26 2007 01:32:31 PM Author: I thought I was dead until this morning
"moondog? Moondog? MOOOOONDOG? I thought you had died...grab a bongo..."
Subject: below Date: Jun 04 2007 10:20:06 AM Author: Torbin Ulrich
it wasn't a reference to lars, it was a reference to his dad. look him up - it'll be great.
Lars Ulrich's a cowtowing, shithouse dad.
Discipline your brats, Lars!
Subject: i met him Date: Apr 01 2007 04:46:51 PM Author: siena
socialite santa
Subject: this was at toronto's fashion week Date: Mar 19 2007 05:08:19 PM Author: oh
I like how he has a razor in his hand.
Subject: oh shit!!! Date: Feb 15 2007 10:15:19 AM Author: gigi
gandalf shaves his legs
Subject: Snickerdoodle Date: Nov 05 2006 09:57:56 PM Author: Snickerdoodle
Gandalf?!!
Subject: oy Date: Oct 02 2006 12:16:48 AM Author: X
its the rebbe!
Subject: Gone Missing... Date: Aug 29 2006 09:45:51 AM Author: Garden Kgnome
Very concerned about his whereabouts...Please call home if you read this message!WE miss you terribly!We didn't mean what we said about your parents being dense as wood...!
Subject: Agreed! The beard rips. Date: Aug 09 2006 02:37:43 PM Author: Armpit.
I'll give you this one Vice...Despite the caption.
Subject: made it in... ? Date: Aug 01 2006 06:49:06 PM Author: Dr. Fate
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i bet this guy can eat the pussy.
i bet this guy can eat the pussy reeeeal nice.
Subject: ah Date: Jun 28 2006 07:56:08 AM Author: suzy
hahaha this dude is a professor at my school in boston. he's pretty much a creep and showed us fairy porn in class once.
Subject: pcp Date: Jun 24 2006 02:39:29 PM Author: alfred hitchc*ck
wang=dragon monster
Subject: Uh Date: Jun 24 2006 03:36:06 AM Author: Aperture
Harry Potter called they want their wizard back.
Subject: SILKY Date: Jun 23 2006 07:31:17 PM Author: BRASILIAN
Santa in his smoking suit with his razor for sorting the models bikini lines
Subject: me at 75 Date: Jun 23 2006 07:07:38 PM Author: freeman
dont do it, mr. gibbons, dont do it.
Subject: Santa Date: Jun 23 2006 02:05:50 PM Author: Becky
The razor is obviously for Mrs. Claus
He was also hanging out with Robin Kay and Trish Stratus in the VIP lounge after this was taken.
You can see them here:
http://torontostreetfashion.com/fashionevents/tfw_fall06 /pics3.html
Subject: Gandalf is actually a tranny dyke Date: Jun 23 2006 12:54:17 PM Author: Frodo Baggins
no, you've got it all wrong
Ganadalf is actually a tranny dyke, he just shaved his pussy, that's why he's so flippant
Subject: stylin Date: Jun 23 2006 12:05:36 PM Author: Wolverine
This is what Patrick Stewart should have been doing all along.
Subject: Irony Date: Jun 23 2006 11:24:45 AM Author: B. Money
This photo is perfect explanation of the word 'irony'--Kierkegaard be damned!
http://philosophypage.blogspot.com/
Subject: the jerk Date: Jun 23 2006 09:31:28 AM Author: dirk
For sure this guy is just outside of the model's changeroom, thinking "man, if i hadn't rubbed my privates with a cheese grater that one time i was high on PCP, because I thought my wang turned into a dragon monster....i'd take her for a ride on the long balls express".
Subject: what? Date: Jun 23 2006 07:29:11 AM Author: morrie safer
what guy has: a huge druid beard, l'oreal fashion week "industry" pass, and still accepts a complementary women's razor?!
this is probably the most disturbing photo ive seen on this site, for real.
PLUS, he's wearing some $890 paisley blazer AND has a homeless guy perma-depression expression. this is way too freaky.
Subject: people who complain about dos and donts Date: Jun 23 2006 05:22:14 AM Author: Ben
need to go outside and have some fun. it's just meant to be a bit of fun people. why get your knickers in a knot if the dos and donts aren't making you split your sides. it's not the end of the world.
Subject: . Date: Jun 23 2006 12:26:31 AM Author: .
oh. hello there. Yeah, I guess the god of second comments must be smiling upon me. So......yeah,......my right hand (I'm left handed) could write more funnier comments without even trying. BURN!!!!!!!
Subject: who cares anymore. Date: Jun 23 2006 12:03:30 AM Author: dr strangelove
I must have the first comment luck.. (whatever that means) Um... okay.. sure don't shave. whatever.. These are getting less funnier my hte nanosecond (less funnier?)
We’re not sure what happened to electroclash. Everyone was into it (even us) and then it seemed to morph into a weird kind of drag queen talent show thing and now look at it. Comments/Enlarge See all
Guy, Barbara is GONE. No matter how long you wear the hair she left in the plughole stitched into the back of your head, it’s never gonna bring her back. Comments/Enlarge See all
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