This is how racist non-whites see white chicks (cave bitches), and, frankly, it’s pretty insulting. Whoever’s brain this is in is totally exaggerating and we resent the implication that girls like this exist.
Subject: photoshop Date: Sep 21 2007 06:33:56 AM Author: jeanie.
Photoshop, much? And not even done properly, look at the hair, the tattoo, the teeth. Come on, what do you take us for? Photoshop jokes are sooo 2002..
Why the hell didn't you shoot them when you saw them?
Subject: You're right... Date: Jun 24 2007 05:39:35 PM Author: BC
they do look like a couple of Surrey bitches....nasty.
Subject: so. Date: Jun 23 2007 06:02:33 AM Author: CUNTFACE
Rahleen and John finally got their welfare checks, they packed their bags, headed to New Jersey and purchased the finest tinfoil you could get from Wal-Mart.
Subject: Wheee... Date: Jun 21 2007 05:23:21 PM Author: lacklustre
This is the end of humanity as we know it.
Fuck Cody and his beat ass name too.
Subject: Teefths Date: Jun 08 2007 09:30:45 PM Author: sinder
Alls I got to say is that is one shit-ass dental plan you got for your workin' girls
Subject: Cody's malignant tumor Date: Jun 04 2007 10:28:50 AM Author: Cody
from what we can see of the tattoo, it says "Cody's M-"
Which I assume means either Cody's Momma or Cody's Man.
Subject: was taken in Date: May 24 2007 06:04:03 PM Author: This picture
uh i think hollywood has made it pretty clear that white people look like julia roberts or reese witherspoon
(and black ppl look like flava flav)
Subject: free head Date: Feb 28 2007 09:11:18 PM Author: Juan De Bouchard
even if they offered me some free head, the two at the same time, or even pay me for it, I wouldn't let those gold teeth anywhere near my cock!
Subject: i am willing to bet that Date: Feb 10 2007 12:46:40 PM Author: xx
the slim one will make more pig like sounds when you fuck her than the fat bitch who would probably just fall asleep,seriously,before i saw the cody tatoo i thought they we re at a costume party dressed like the redneck supreme's
*said in a gross spitty lisp*'..schhmile for me daaaaddyy, let me see yo grillshh!'
let me see yo what!?!
whoever cody is...hes one lucky fella!
Subject: omg Date: Jan 12 2007 09:42:22 PM Author: uber
JERRY SPRINGER MUCH?
Subject: Race and IQ Date: Jan 02 2007 05:19:39 PM Author: hexame
The social rule is:
It's okay to make fun of people for being dumb if their IQ is between 78 and 95. If it's below 78 you're an asshole and picking on people.
Subject: those two girls right there.... Date: Jan 01 2007 06:11:51 AM Author: Gillian
thats a joke right?
other wise....
WHAT THE FUCK!
Subject: just... no Date: Dec 31 2006 10:03:12 PM Author: keenmilchili
I want nothing more than to smash them in the face with a baseball bat that has a rail road tie driven through it.
Subject: gold teeth Date: Dec 21 2006 07:29:16 AM Author: raemon
gold teeth is SOOOOOOO Romanian gipsy...
"pir favoriiiiiiiii. no tingo diniiiiiiiiiiroooooooo" "moita sorteee per a tu e per a tua famiiiiiiiiiiiiliiia"
how do these black guys do chicks like this...or are they dudes?...or are special needs?...
Subject: mixed-baby-mamas Date: Dec 16 2006 04:20:55 PM Author: little white guy w/ asian fever
I would like to give a big thank you to all the black dudes out there who take disgusting white bitches like this off of our hands...i really don't know how you do it...
Subject: mcblasto Date: Dec 15 2006 01:24:26 AM Author: lasto
done them both.fuck!
Subject: SIS Date: Dec 12 2006 12:05:16 AM Author: PT
Dont make fun of my sister.
Subject: hollleee Date: Nov 29 2006 11:46:53 PM Author: crapshak
this is a joke right?o please tell me this is a fucking joke.for the love of all that is good and right on this earth these two cannot actually exist.
hahahaha.....so when was the Vice team down in Indiana?
Subject: FUCK Date: Oct 08 2006 06:59:02 PM Author: jon
I'd do the one on the left...you can probably cum anywhere on her and she woulnd't care...shit, you could probably put your dick up her nose.
Subject: These chicks were black once Date: Oct 05 2006 04:50:07 PM Author: shithop
then the ghost of christmas fuck-you came along waved his magic cock and turned them white. Only then did they discover they were dressing and acting like fucking mouth-breathers
Subject: fff Date: Aug 26 2006 08:33:09 AM Author: fo shizzle ma nizzezzle.
ok, so here's the deal, I just threw up a little in my mouth, swallowed it, and threw up again, when I realized they actually were REAL human beings. they are clearly inbread, gross.
Subject: eh? Date: Aug 23 2006 05:00:34 AM Author: blackdiceandi
Do these trolls EXIST? I've never seen anything like it over here, are they common in Americaland? Fuck, what are they THINKING?
Subject: busted Date: Aug 22 2006 07:02:48 AM Author: curse
HAHA! It's clearly Gwyneth Palthrow!
Subject: Fat Slags Date: Aug 14 2006 06:28:34 PM Author: DJ Wanksta
I just vomited on my keyboard
Subject: ho bag Date: Aug 09 2006 10:46:10 PM Author: agreed it is
yes i think the one on the right is andy milonakis(sp)
Subject: why Date: Aug 01 2006 07:02:51 AM Author: oooooo
with all the shit that is happening in the world at the moment the last thing we need is two people that look like this, clearly they both live in a trailer park and cody is probably doing hard time in a jail somewhere.
Subject: oh for the love... Date: Jul 31 2006 05:17:29 PM Author: hrm
I want to extend a heart felt "thanks" to these girls for setting all women back about 40 years. I mean would any one take these broads seriously, I wouldn't. For the love of fuck, let's start burning bras again ladies because this...this is a tragedy.
Subject: for the love of god Date: Jul 27 2006 10:02:56 PM Author: hater of the year
quite possibly the most disturbing sight i have ever seen. i think i might wedge needles into my eyes to cure myself. these two pale turds shouldn't bring anymore mountain dew swigging, g-unit listening, kfc working tax drains into the world.
Subject: this photo Date: Jul 27 2006 07:55:01 AM Author: Web D
look at this shit & tell me there is a god...
Subject: um Date: Jul 26 2006 04:02:06 PM Author: face
unfuckingbelievable. caption on point. terrible, terrible nightmare. i would cut these girls. after i took their foto.
Just wait until Cody finds out you've been making fun of his girl. You guys are going to be in deep shit then.
Subject: They are obvious the daughters of Jaws.. Date: Jul 03 2006 02:25:59 PM Author: splicer
you know, the guy from 007 who could bite through anything...
Subject: wtf Date: Jul 02 2006 04:56:32 PM Author: Big Non-Black Guy
wtf
Subject: Gangsta wannabe white trash Date: Jun 30 2006 04:37:39 PM Author: Dorian
This is George Bush's America in action right here.
Subject: filthy chacs Date: Jun 30 2006 07:06:01 AM Author: Hendo
British? Not for shit mate.
We don't go in all that metal shit in the teeth, we leave that to you lot. If they were Brits they'd have fucked up natural teeth, forearm tattoos of football teams and less of the wannabe US hiphop culture bollocks.
British chavs don't have hair like that either, it's slapped to their fucking scalp with chip grease.
Subject: A cross study of Cultural Appropriation Date: Jun 30 2006 06:59:30 AM Author: Lady H
These girls' parents are total racists and this is their "rebellion". Their boyfriends are the same: skinny white boys with "1 crops and big white gangster gowns.
Subject: It's Bawlmore, hon! Date: Jun 30 2006 06:57:12 AM Author: Rosie
Come on down to the "Avenue" and you shall see these fine ladies!
Subject: chavettes Date: Jun 28 2006 07:14:55 PM Author: zark b
"Hey America! This is what you look like."
no way. I would bet my next paycheck that they're british.
Subject: god.....DAMN Date: Jun 28 2006 10:47:46 AM Author: Johnny 87
just when I thought there was a limit to sheer uglyness, here comes these two and completely readjust the scale. Kudos girls for making ugly people feel less ugly....
Subject: holy shit! Date: Jun 27 2006 07:21:16 PM Author: Birdo
Thanks to Vice my boner jumped off and ran away.
I wonder what kind of pig-fucker would hit that bacon. Oh wait, she's got his name tattooed on her.
Subject: actually it is a well written dont Date: Jun 27 2006 12:27:25 PM Author: meh
I cant fucking believe it.
Subject: Deal with it Date: Jun 27 2006 12:03:20 PM Author: DMV Photog
Hey America! This is what you look like. I can take your picture a thousand more times, but nothing changes that this is the reality of what you've become. Congradulations.
Subject: . Date: Jun 26 2006 11:33:08 PM Author: .
...im..im never getting a boner again am i?
Subject: jaws verses The Ghetto Date: Jun 26 2006 02:06:51 PM Author: milo
Aren't these the bastard offspring of Jaws and His German tourist girlfriend from that Bond film "Moonraker"?
Subject: *shudders* Date: Jun 26 2006 12:11:31 AM Author: ughh
way to ruin both sparkly and shiny.
Subject: . Date: Jun 24 2006 03:34:50 AM Author: Aperture
They obviously exist in a world where inbreeding is ok or a world without mirrors , most likely both.
Subject: where'd she get that damn sexy halternec Date: Jun 24 2006 12:21:37 AM Author: chantal
oooarr, how pretty!
gives me some fresh ideas for my own woardrobe, ya know?
Subject: Homie the Clowns Date: Jun 23 2006 11:43:19 PM Author: hehehe!
wtf we're they thinking not even a pimp could use these hoes.
Subject: tony Date: Jun 23 2006 08:35:42 PM Author: ??
Oh tony you poor misguided soul....
Its stupid cunts like these "after liberalistic and insane multicult brainwashing for 50 + years" that have genetically raised the gibbering apelike 3rd worlders from proto ape sub saharins "through beastiality" to those "like you tony" who can even somewhat form a sentence.Thus you and your multi cult cronies should give praise to these brain dead ape loving sluts, because without them you and your ilk would still be wearing rotton hides eating bugs and molesting babies.
To bad on your visit to dachau you did not crawl into a oven and make your self extra chrispy!
But hey theres always tomorrow....
Subject: whoosh Date: Jun 23 2006 03:15:21 PM Author: Iolo
What cha bitchin' about boys ? Get stuck in...
Subject: i agree with ben Date: Jun 23 2006 02:02:01 PM Author: jill
please, please fix your website
Subject: In a World of Human Wreckage Date: Jun 23 2006 01:16:06 PM Author: Tony Badassassino
This is the reason I fear supporters of the re-incarnation argument. After I expose myself to their theory, I toss and turn wondering what horrible flavor of the human species I could turn out to be in the next life. Dear God, I don't really believe in you, but I depserately hope that you will stop me from ever, and I mean EVER, being pooped from some trash-ass womb in the wretched form of albino turds like those pictured above. Why am I even responding to this? Masochism I suppose. I hate these fucks, not for weird racial bending reasons (maybe that too), but instead because they're the type of cunts that scored 1 point above mentally handicapped on some IQ test. Therefore, in modern America I'm expected to treat them as if they matter. Don't get me wrong, I can see the sweet, child-like wisdom in most true retards, but it's these border-line cases that really burn my ass.
I tell you what. I visited Dachau today and then went on-line, against my better judgment, to find this. That's the kinda day it's been. Thanks Vice.
Subject: who got the funk Date: Jun 23 2006 12:16:54 PM Author: jamos
malcom x pretty much summed it up id jump over ten niggger bitches to get at one white bitch......
Subject: Pigeons Date: Jun 23 2006 09:20:24 AM Author: Rusty
PIGEONS !!!!!!!
Subject: girl Date: Jun 23 2006 08:11:04 AM Author: damn
Top of the line brass fronts.
Subject: would nelly be proud? Date: Jun 23 2006 08:05:57 AM Author: cinque
grilllllzzzz
Subject: white chicks Date: Jun 23 2006 07:56:13 AM Author: j gilmour
What does the future hold for these two? Two words : MULATTO BABIES.
Subject: Gwen Date: Jun 23 2006 07:05:25 AM Author: Merrie
No no, her expression is Gwenyth Paltrow. Her face is something I shat once after I ate Ghetto junk and she still haunts me on the jon
Subject: these Date: Jun 23 2006 07:04:53 AM Author: chicks
DOOMED FOR LIFE
Subject: Deep Skeeve Fishing Date: Jun 23 2006 06:57:03 AM Author: Ishmael
here we have pure "wrong side of the cracks" glorified ghetto cum sock species.
these girls should not even get dressed up & go out before midnight.
these are 7 heineken & 3 giggle box hits of haitian trip (approx. 2:52am) pinky flesh bogs sent here to drain & kill a man's drunken horn morning boner so it can sleep in next day.
christ. you know these babyfatt titted monsters will leave your bed (or hopefully your friend's) stinking of cheap cum scent masking perfume & 2 garbage bags of chum left in the humid sun.
you can't even have babies with these whymen..they wombs is so polluted.
Subject: you Date: Jun 23 2006 01:46:15 AM Author: me
the one on the left looks like Gwyneth Paltrow
Subject: boyfriends Date: Jun 23 2006 01:23:23 AM Author: black
I'm not so sure if their boyfriends are black. What I am sure about is that their babyfathers are.
Subject: small children Date: Jun 22 2006 11:30:18 PM Author: marijuana ghost
the cave bitch on the left did not even hit the joint what a loser.
Subject: oh my god Date: Jun 22 2006 10:48:50 PM Author: the chick
what the hell is wrong with those chicks? did their daddies touch them when they were little?
Subject: Cornelias Date: Jun 22 2006 08:11:41 PM Author: Mr. Pink
How much do you want to bet that their boyfriends are black?
Anyone?
Subject: sdfsdf Date: Jun 22 2006 07:10:20 PM Author: sdfsdf
DO! DO! DO! Akron, Ohio Represent! Congrats on gradeeating beauty school ladies. You done got your learn on and can't no faggy New York magazine tell you otherwise. Tell Cody he'll always be my dogg 4 life, wordisbond.
Still servin them fiends - T-Dawg
btw, this shit should have made for the most effortless caption ever. Wha'happen?
Subject: a simpler life Date: Jun 22 2006 05:57:56 PM Author: cardinalsocalled
nicole is totally getting fatter.
Subject: big up the charvers Date: Jun 22 2006 05:34:21 PM Author: peter M
UK grime scene - FACT!
Subject: . Date: Jun 22 2006 04:43:18 PM Author: .
if anyone ever gives you shit for going to college or getting a job, just whip this picture out.
Subject: x-files Date: Jun 22 2006 04:26:28 PM Author: r.e.
the mother of the girl on the right is probably her grandmother too.
unless, of course they're wooping it up for a Halloween party. If that's the case- well, then they're hysterical.
Subject: hotness Date: Jun 22 2006 04:24:20 PM Author: jealous
i think the only reason vice is making us look at theses girls is to show what do's the june carter twins were. plus, i think they're "dressed up" for prom or whatever their continuation school calls it.
Subject: Don't indeed Date: Jun 22 2006 03:44:13 PM Author: Jerry
I 2nd Ben's load time objections. Maybe its Vice's aim to limit traffic, but if it's not, surely you can design pic and comments windows (fields) that will load into the same background page. C'mon Vice, you're better than that. After all, you're a bunch of know-it-all New Yorkers, right?
Subject: .. Date: Jun 22 2006 02:48:44 PM Author: tracey
holy mother of God that is frightening
Subject: Don't Date: Jun 22 2006 02:38:37 PM Author: Ben
Here's a don't for you. Don't create a website so poorly designed that it's constantly reloading the same fucking data. Don't expect anyone to have the patience to sit through 15 seconds of load time between pages of do's and don't's
I love mean spiritedness and hot indyrock chicks as much as the next guy, but 15 second loads is intollerable.
I woiuld think (hope) these are costumes but the Cody's property's tattoo strikes that notion down.
Subject: . Date: Jun 22 2006 02:10:55 PM Author: .
they look like cartoons.
Subject: wow Date: Jun 22 2006 02:08:33 PM Author: uh
i'm so hard right now
Can you imagine what a letdown it is for people who set their time machines to 2009 expecting this to be the future?
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