The left guy is what you could do if you’re not that into it but the right guy is what happens when your ego gets off his ass and really shoots for the heavens.

Date: May 28 2008 12:49:06 AM
Author: tmc

when i am drunk and courageous i will fuck them both. at the same time.



Subject: Zee Piicture
Date: Mar 18 2008 05:36:41 PM
Author: Mont-Real

Waito Minute???!!!! if you don't know what this is, you shouldn't say anything about this picture.



Subject: beer
Date: Nov 28 2007 05:49:59 PM
Author: anon

this looks like montreal unless they have st-ambroise in the states



Subject: dos and donts
Date: Oct 20 2007 10:41:33 AM
Author: Anthony Parkhill

Yes the only way to get chicks is to wea the right cloth....right.......not!!



Subject: Yo
Date: Oct 19 2007 01:03:22 AM
Author: Sup

holy fucking shit!!!!!!!!

That's the copa!

right fucking ON, MAN!!!!!!!!!!



Subject: question...
Date: Jun 22 2007 01:13:58 PM
Author: does it matter?

Isn't this a picture of Beck and his bass player?

Odelay!



Subject: k
Date: Apr 10 2007 12:59:22 AM
Author: leah

the guy on the right looks like an austrailian cowboy character from looney tunes that you'd fall in love with as a kid



Subject: Hal Johnstorm
Date: Mar 21 2007 01:37:30 AM
Author: Body Break

I really enjoi the aesthetics of this photograph. Cuz where they are from nobody even really knows who B. Arthur is.



Subject: Yes. Right.
Date: Dec 27 2006 12:04:30 PM
Author: Emily.

John Heder and Eugene Hutz.



Subject: don't
Date: Oct 31 2006 12:21:12 PM
Author: justme

The guy on the left looks like he peed his pant's... how can that ever be a do?



Subject: Swoony McSwoonensteinberg
Date: Oct 28 2006 10:05:56 AM
Author: HEL-LO DAPPER DAN!

He won me with the cocky grin and wiseacre posture.



Subject: Dell Dude and Howdy Doody
Date: Aug 25 2006 12:30:40 AM
Author: Mike

They're off to the bath house.



Subject: Alot of you
Date: Jul 20 2006 03:31:17 AM
Author: Cody A

Make me shake my head when all you do it

"this will get you laid?"
"they look ugly"
"attention whores"
"she's not pretty at all"
"what a skinny bitch"

Get over the fucking cliché. Last time I checked it was a DO or DON'T gallery, not a fucking RATEMYFACE.com website.


Stop being such annoying little sex-starved fucks and get a clue.



Seriously.
And that...



Subject: ASSMEAT
Date: Jul 16 2006 09:01:38 AM
Author: MEATHOLES

THESE ASSHOLES ARE GETTING A LIL TOO TRENDY FOR ME!



Subject: huh
Date: Jun 30 2006 09:44:13 PM
Author: stefa-o

most of you fuck-o's don't even get why people are in the do's and don'ts like retards who say "but i think she's pretty." Although, i have to agree: these two are douches. this isn't street fashion-it's just two pathetic fucks you saw on the street.


there. i think that settles it.



Subject: mustachioed
Date: Jun 28 2006 10:03:24 PM
Author: T

The left guy is an "anybody", I mean he's alright and all...but he could be anybody.

The right? He's awesome, and he has a mustache. How come nobody has them anymore?



Subject: danger will robinson!!!
Date: Jun 20 2006 07:54:09 PM
Author: cardinalsocalled

looks like will is bringin' home a little more than gingham...
dr. smith will be delighted



Subject: .
Date: Jun 18 2006 09:53:04 PM
Author: frankie

I love them
I want to marry them both



Subject: May I take your order?
Date: Jun 16 2006 04:54:30 PM
Author: Bennigan

So, lemme get this straight - dressing like a waiter at TGI Fridays will get me laid?



Subject: i think
Date: Jun 16 2006 01:54:18 PM
Author: paul

I think that the guy on the left is from the band Telefauna, at least thats what it says on their Myspace account



Subject: Both are gay.
Date: Jun 15 2006 08:28:00 PM
Author: fred west

Neither have had their cock sucked in years. They need to stop hanging out togeather.



Subject: the yodeling cowboy
Date: Jun 14 2006 05:49:53 PM
Author: Nicholas

The guy on the right reminds me of Slim Whitman.



Subject: rust-a-rooni
Date: Jun 14 2006 12:22:47 PM
Author: pm

will you fill me with bearskin? i cannot resist a man who promises to fill my every cavity with bearskin...be gentle.



Subject: your syntax is making me hot
Date: Jun 13 2006 05:25:06 PM
Author: Rusty Pipes

Dear PM,
I want to be filled by your grammar as we study on a bear skin rug by the roaring hearth. I will be your preacher/teacher, put your tiny hand in mine/I will be the one who loves you/till the end of time.



Subject: suck sucky
Date: Jun 13 2006 01:16:38 PM
Author: pm

who wants to be "filled with bearskin"?

is this the best syntax we can expect from Canucks? you suck.



Subject: Show me your maple leaf
Date: Jun 13 2006 11:33:16 AM
Author: Rusty Pipes

These two look like a Canadian dynamic duo, Sardonicas and The Great Gingham who rescue rosy cheeked, confused adolescent prep-school boys from snow drifts then fill them with red wine and bear skin.



Subject: h
Date: Jun 13 2006 09:13:47 AM
Author: jesus

christ.... i went to college with indy rock fucks like this. it's so late 90's. check out their jeans: what a great vintage store find, bros!

they need to be beaten up by a few "don't" dolls.

we sent all our healthy genes to die in world wars and this is the product of 3 generations of draft rejects.

real men wear out their own blue jeans. (and keep their keys in their pocket instead of looking like some kind of hipster POSEUR)



Subject: Yeah, Right
Date: Jun 12 2006 07:18:46 PM
Author: Tom Cruise

The only chicks I get when I'm "into fashion" are the ones with penises.



Subject: my sack
Date: Jun 12 2006 05:04:20 PM
Author: El Rey

How insightful Randy.



Subject: tits
Date: Jun 12 2006 04:39:37 PM
Author: Randy Cashmere

whogivesashit? Not these too, and neither should you, comment writers. If I gave a shit, I'd say yer all dont's. But I don't. Not giving a shit is the new giving a shit



Subject: .
Date: Jun 12 2006 02:01:50 PM
Author: .

the guy on the left looks like someone youd drink with. the guy on the right looks like someone who'd serve you food at a tgi fridays



Subject: gettin crazy with the cheeze whiz
Date: Jun 12 2006 01:30:55 PM
Author: freeman

you cant go wrong with sideburns and kid-size clothing.



Subject: do?
Date: Jun 12 2006 12:19:17 PM
Author: soqi

Do? The guy on the left. Now if only I could get the guy on right to pass me the gravy boat.



Subject: uh
Date: Jun 12 2006 11:43:44 AM
Author: frank

the dude on the right is wearing a tablecloth for a shirt. That's a DO?



Subject: the original "do"
Date: Jun 12 2006 09:21:03 AM
Author: Anus Frehley

dude on right is the holograph Sweeney that hangs on the LES when the real Sweeney is getting off on some awesome tour and/or insanely kawkcentric fat titted chick.

yahoo seriously.



Subject: fashion
Date: Jun 12 2006 08:15:03 AM
Author: Stuart parker

you do...you really get more chicks when you're
into fashion...I do anyway...



Subject: post below gets two thumbs down
Date: Jun 12 2006 03:28:22 AM
Author: james

"you get way more chicks when you're into fashion."

..



Subject: that's me - almost
Date: Jun 12 2006 01:19:45 AM
Author: Ray

That's kind of two stages of my life recently. I used to not care and just be a dirtbag but then I started "adding flair" just for a laugh. You get way more chicks when you're into fashion. Especially when you're not that serious about it and just having fun with a stupid tie.



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