Quitting cigarettes is easy. But wings? Those fuckers are impossible to resist, so don’t even try. Just accept it and be proud.

Date: May 19 2008 05:23:29 AM
Author: kelr

it's a butt-ugly tatt and it looks like chicken wings. I'd rather have my face sawed off and eat my own shit for half a year than have that tattood on my back...



Subject: silly
Date: Nov 19 2007 11:37:17 PM
Author: Rita

You all know those are red wings right...? like when you fuck a girl on her period and blood gets all over her and the other persons thighs. This tattoo is a fucking badass tattoo about earning your red wings.



Subject: Correct Interpretation
Date: Nov 10 2007 02:36:53 PM
Author: D

Those are supposed to be angel wings that were cut off, you fucking MORONS!!!!! It's not barbecue sauce, it's not hot sauce, it's not ketchup, it's fucking blood. This poor girl got a tattoo that she is going to have to explain constantly

Jesus Christ, I can't even believe I'm commenting on this



Subject: dum da dum dum dum tums!
Date: Oct 05 2007 11:18:30 AM
Author: landsman

if this is a she, the love if her life obviouisly has blue cheese jissum. every night when they make love it smells like buffalo joe's. but it;s not really like making love, it's more like a heart attack. spicy and cheesey, and ultimatly gassy.



Subject: 000
Date: Jul 10 2007 09:17:26 AM
Author: 000

Chicken wings tattoos that resemble skulls-Fat goths rejoice.



Subject: gross
Date: Apr 28 2007 11:49:06 PM
Author: rachel

that's like getting a camel tattoo on your toe.



Subject: ...
Date: Apr 16 2007 06:34:40 PM
Author: ...

Drumsticks? Hahah British people are stupid. Those are Buffalo wings, fucktards.



Subject: DUMB ASSES
Date: Mar 07 2007 10:07:08 AM
Author: Scuba

I have a question for all you retards have you ever had a hot wing/drumstick because hot wings or drumsticks well they generally do not have BBQ sauce on them as MR Dumbshit happy Boy who I think just might be a little bit of a fag due to the fact that his name states it in all its intirety. Any way if a peice of lets say just for the hell of it chicken is either a bright red or more of an orange color as clearly shows in the tattoo picture then would it not be safe to assume that it is definatly not catsup nor is it BBQ sauce due to the fact that catsup is a dark red and BBQ sauce well is most of the time light or could be a dark brown. So if i assume that every thing i said is correct which it is then is it not true that the drumstick in the tattoo would in fact have on it of a hot medium or milds type of sauce. DEHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR



Subject: wings
Date: Jan 30 2007 04:53:10 PM
Author: =2:R

That's fucking disgusting.



Subject: 'graff'
Date: Dec 15 2006 04:32:52 PM
Author: tonky

I don't like graffiti-ized tattoos, they're usually badly designed by a trailer-raver in Jinco's. And it always amazes me the number of people who blindly parrot what someones grandma would say about the affects of age and weight gain on tattoos. Could you be any more uptight? And I couldn't find any pictures (not that anyone would want to post one) of an aged stretched tattoo of the "one day you'll be old and wrinkly and regret it" variety.

All of the articles I read were speculation based on facts like the elasticity of skin and skin cell division over the years. I also found articles stating the obvious : don't get a tattoo on your abdomen if you plan on getting pregnant, it'll stretch, duh, but most likely go back to its original shape.
There are things to consider before getting one that anyone with common sense automatically consider but I think it's still too early to tell as most of the people getting tattooed during this surge in populartiy haven't had them long enough for the effects to be weighted.
The technicalities of tattooing and the quality of inks etc. have come a long way since the bikers in your imagination got theirs done,
"A majority (83%) of Americans with tattoos do not regret getting them, while 17% do feel regret. The survey found that regret for getting a tattoo was highest among tattooed Republicans (24%) and among those living in the South (21%). And, the reason cited most often for feeling r



Subject: wings?
Date: Dec 13 2006 07:18:13 AM
Author: chicken fed

more like drumsticks.



Subject: um
Date: Dec 09 2006 12:34:17 AM
Author: jon g

i dont remember if i commented 'genius' before, but if i didnt , i will now: genius



Subject: asdvgds
Date: Jul 03 2006 04:35:10 PM
Author: i8chavs

this must have been tattoeed on the back of some bloody chavette...
hilarious indeed



Subject: ???
Date: Jun 30 2006 09:46:52 PM
Author: mccf

Are they not in fact drumsticks?



Subject: BFLOL!
Date: Jun 30 2006 01:12:14 AM
Author: jkhasdh

those are chicken wings.
this person is from buffalo.
and they'd never say buffalo wings.

i bet she loves blue cheese.



Subject: wings
Date: Jun 27 2006 11:24:07 AM
Author: jennifer

Yawn...... Boring



Subject: .
Date: Jun 17 2006 10:41:47 PM
Author: .

comparing the idiocy of a "funny" tattoo like this one to every single tattoo anyone's ever gotton is idiotic in itself. believe it or not, sometimes they have "meaning"...

i can't believe i'm even bothering to participate in this exchange.



Subject: I am in awe
Date: Jun 12 2006 01:23:23 PM
Author: Mr Happy Boy

I've been nice for a long time, but you people are just embarrassing. You realize people read these comments, right? But did you realize it's your mother they come to blame for your poor quality? That's right - and that's why she's been looking at you that way, recently. She's shielding you - STILL - but how long do you think it's appropriate to hidfe behind your mother?

WHAT THE FUCK, VICE READERS:

it's fucking barbeque sauce. It's *right there*. Just fucking LOOK at it and in the name of Christ shut UP. It's not like you don't know what you're looking at, you pack of retarded Jethro Bodine slack-jawed redneck idiot motherfuckers. Christ. Wings. Get it? Get it? Get it? Wings. Jesus fuck.



Subject: be proud
Date: Jun 12 2006 02:38:36 AM
Author: araduduk

add smth rotten, and be proud of it



Subject: ps
Date: Jun 11 2006 02:48:17 AM
Author: qwerty

P.S: Can I get onto that Brits only board? I'm house trained and don't each much. And some of my BEST friends are British. Really.



Subject: wings..get it?
Date: Jun 11 2006 02:31:48 AM
Author: qwerty

Of course they are wings! It's a visual pun- there are "wings" on her back, but they're chicken wings instead of angel wings. Oh, and 2+2=4. And the sky is blue.

Technically, it's a Buffalo wing. I guess the person might get shit for it being a drumstick, but it's about the coloquial usage of "wing" as a meal name and not the part of a chicken. The drumstick is more obviously a chicken part than a cartoony rendering of an actual wing, which would probably look like a mesquite flavored Georgia O'Keefe painting.

At least it's not a mis-spelled word or a japanese character that actually doesn't mean anything at all. It's under the ironic/joke tattoo catagory that is really hard to pull off and usually isn't worth having your entire life. But whatever, there definetly have been worse. I could give 2 shits about that whole debate.



Subject: er
Date: Jun 10 2006 10:31:25 PM
Author: bubs

they look like chicken drumsticks.



Subject: blam
Date: Jun 10 2006 01:11:03 PM
Author: this is the gag

it was somebody's "cool" idea for a tattoo of cut off wing. it looks like buffalo wings though. and we will mock thier bad judgment



Subject: tats
Date: Jun 10 2006 01:07:27 PM
Author: hank greenberg

yeah i got pictures PERMANENTLY on my skin...worst idea ever



Subject: Jesus
Date: Jun 09 2006 05:34:50 PM
Author: Fucking christ

"those are definitely chicken drumsticks covered in ketchup."

Has it really come to this? For fuck's sake, HERE:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_wings

There needs to be a fucking Brits-only board on this site, it's like listening to eskimos debate the rules of baseball.



Subject: oops...
Date: Jun 09 2006 04:05:51 PM
Author: rosie

i thought they were meant to be bloody wings that had been cut off, like angel in x-men does to his when he's a kid. no wonder the caption didn't make sense to me. how embarrasing.



Subject: hah.
Date: Jun 09 2006 04:02:18 PM
Author: rosie

those are definitely chicken drumsticks covered in ketchup.



Subject: sdfsdf
Date: Jun 08 2006 08:10:05 PM
Author: fgbs

If that person ever gets fat that tattoo is gonna be really funny and sad.



Subject: Beast of Suburban
Date: Jun 08 2006 01:23:38 AM
Author: Stalin

Mussolini lived in the suburbs?



Subject: y'all are some crazy mfckrs
Date: Jun 07 2006 08:35:42 PM
Author: kill me

oh man why the fuck did i just read this entire thread. i thought like, just maybe, there'd be some really insightful fucking comment in there somewhere that would wrap this conversation turd in a bright red bow and justify it all. but then that dude says "gentrified mindset" and my fucking head explodes. fuck.

fuck.

fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuckedy fuck.



Subject: mmmhmm
Date: Jun 07 2006 07:51:08 PM
Author: yucca

If you're grossly insecure, s'bout that time to get a tattoo.
Or, you know what? Get one more. Show the world how exposed and frail you are. True art.



Subject: RE: Tattoo You
Date: Jun 07 2006 05:11:27 PM
Author: D


- "It's not about "what others think of you", it's what's
you think of yourself. But then if you have one,
you're probably not too keen on 'thinking'"

Believe it or not, tattoo you, but you are more or less correct. For you see, thinking is for the gloopy ones..



Subject: Gentrified: Tattoo Boys First Big Word
Date: Jun 07 2006 05:16:37 PM
Author: Opey Cunningham

So what's your point? There were caveman rednecks? I can always move to the city, but your shitty/trendy/retarded Misfits/ArmWire/Chicken Wing tat will still be there tommorrow. Ridicule? More like ridiculous.



Subject: fuck off cornbred
Date: Jun 07 2006 03:08:26 PM
Author: PM

i love it when sheltered people call stuff stupid. it totally gives away their naive gentrified mindset. yeah, people have been tattooing since before recorded history, but your suburban ass says it's 'stupid'.guess what, little mussolini, it's you who will recieve my ridicule, not tattoos.



Subject: Idiots
Date: Jun 07 2006 11:43:00 AM
Author: Tattoo You

I don't think anyone said tats were ugly, just stupid.
It's not about "what others think of you", it's what's
you think of yourself. But then if you have one,
you're probably not too keen on 'thinking'. BTW,
that's not so much hostility we're staring you down
with - it's disbelief and muted hysterics at how
stupid you are. The ugly part is just a bonus.
Congrats.



Subject: wings
Date: Jun 07 2006 11:37:18 AM
Author: fummy

those are the upper part of the wings, not legs. Who makes buffalo legs?

Well she appears to be on the wing patch, so she at least has taken the first steps to quitting.



Subject: stop freaking out
Date: Jun 07 2006 01:42:26 AM
Author: D

Loud Tattoos are a bad choice if you ever intend to go corporate whore (As I do). However, if you happen to be one of the duller blades in the kitchen, and no "real job" (The Dubya-definition) seems likely.. then why not make a point of that, own it.. Besides, anyone who argues that tattoos are wrong b/c they're "ugly" is in the wrong fucking ballpark alltogether. It's not about ugly or pretty.. Just like with piercings, we get them to show that we don't concern ourselves with your opinions. That we have no problem with having people stare at us with hostility. There is of course an exception; the purely decorative designs. For instance Maori Tribal designs.. unless you are a Maori tribesman, in which case it says plenty (black power, the Maori gangs are ridiculously intimidating)
Summary: My tattoos are ugly? Good, that was the idea.



Subject: just a reminder - suck it
Date: Jun 06 2006 03:52:20 PM
Author: pm

reminding retards they are retarded is the apex of retardation.



Subject: Who you callin' a retard?
Date: Jun 06 2006 01:15:46 PM
Author: Tony

What? We're not allowed to steal a few minutes away from the daily routine to comment on our world? Excuse me, your world? I guess we should all just silently shuffle over to the assembly line and accept that we are voiceless in this life. Why say or think anything when we have the Alpha people like "just a reminder" to do it all for us?
I love you, man. Now go fuck yourself you fascist stone-bone.



Subject: You are all fucking retards
Date: Jun 06 2006 12:10:49 PM
Author: just a reminder

You know that, right?

"Hey, I'm gonna post something incendiary about tattoos!"

"Oh, I'll show that tat-hater not to make generalizations! That'll learn 'em!"

"Chicken wings are shaped like this!"

"NO! Chicken wings are shaped like that!"

Kill yourselves.



Subject: tats
Date: Jun 06 2006 12:08:56 PM
Author: tommy lee

I'm with the anti-tattoo league here. I mean,
seriously, what's the fucking point? Really?



Subject: Joey Bagadonuts
Date: Jun 06 2006 11:38:19 AM
Author: Tony Badassassino

Dear Joey Bagadonuts-

Please my friend. Just because I have issues with the skin "art" of Jill and Robbie from Long Island doesn't mean that I deserve to be cast alongside the Archie Bunkers of the world. I love you. Peace to all my brothers and sisters of all persuasions. I hope the end of the world is not as close as it feels.

Best Regards,
Dr. Tony Badassassino, PhD.



Subject: to um
Date: Jun 06 2006 11:10:39 AM
Author: dra. Love

yeah, dickface, i did eaten wings, and the shape is completely different.
sorry if in my country (i won't even name it couse i'm sure you won't know where the fuck is it) we name the things for what they are.
and those are LEGS, so who is the fucking ignorant here ??? uh??, i think you are sweety.



Subject: chiken wings
Date: Jun 06 2006 08:24:55 AM
Author: /

this tattoo was sponsored by KFC fo sure!!



Subject: the one before this sucked....
Date: Jun 06 2006 05:11:08 AM
Author: hank

but this is the best freaking tatoo ever!!!!



Subject: ugh
Date: Jun 06 2006 01:51:21 AM
Author: jj

this tat makes me weep for humanity



Subject: I'm hungry
Date: Jun 05 2006 08:52:59 PM
Author: Sluticia \

mmmhmmm! LOOK AT DAT DER FRIED CHICKEN! I be callin ova Conkeshia and Tyrone for da BBQ cuz now i be hungry!



Subject: badassarino is a dipshit
Date: Jun 05 2006 08:01:43 PM
Author: huh?

is she getting an EKG? what are those patches on her back? estrogen? i don't get it.



Subject: ?????????
Date: Jun 05 2006 05:21:22 PM
Author: El Rey?

this is something so unbelievably shitty....that i no can no longer enjoy this site ......i am nolonger El Rey ...i am el muy lamo porque i reado este mago muy gayo.....thanks vice you suck .....also I fucked your girl freind,



Subject: Dumbassassino
Date: Jun 05 2006 04:54:05 PM
Author: Cathy J

I hate you and everyone you know Badassassino. People like you take the fun out of everthing. Get a life loser.



Subject: Tats
Date: Jun 05 2006 04:21:29 PM
Author: Niik

Sorry to break this to the 84% of you who have them, but tatoos are shit. Your body is not a billboard, morons. When you decide you tatoos are ugly and you should never have gotten that retarded shit on your SKIN, think of my sneering face.



Subject: fucking losers and their loser skin
Date: Jun 05 2006 02:47:32 PM
Author: joey bagadonuts

hey badassassino, you are so fucking right. people with tattoos are all the same fucking idiot, all of them are fucking loser numb skulls with nothing going for them. oh or how about black people, jesus christ, what's with them? robbing everyone and smoking all that crack. don't even get me started on italians and their ridiculous lasagnia addiction. yeah, me and you we know about the world and all it's people, we should be like double presidents and take care of business.



Subject: Wings
Date: Jun 05 2006 12:41:24 PM
Author: um

"sorry to ruin your joke, but those are not wings!, those are legs."

Umm, have you ever actually eaten wings? If so, how in the wide world of fuck did you manage not to notice that the average plate of "wings" consists of about 1/2 wing-shaped pieces and 1/2 leg-looking dealers? If not, could you at least have googled fucking "buffalo wings" before weighing in on a subject you (sadly) have no clue about?



Subject: I'm a Goomba
Date: Jun 05 2006 11:24:34 AM
Author: Tony Badassassino

How is this ink any more idiotic than your run of the mill tattoo? They ALL look fucking stupid, and anyone who gets them besides bikers, convicts, and various indigenous Pacific islanders is a fucking moron first class.
"Hey whitey! Despite your domesticated upbringing in the doldrums of American suburbia, that tat really cancels it all out and gives you this...I don't know...neo-primitive fuck machine vibe. And all for the price of a 13 inch color tv. Brilliant."



Subject: wings
Date: Jun 05 2006 11:26:12 AM
Author: Gary Boner

it's a chick actually> check the bra



Subject: hhkjhk
Date: Jun 05 2006 11:02:07 AM
Author: twskjzh

pictures with captions



Subject: Dra. Love
Date: Jun 05 2006 09:07:36 AM
Author: hey

sorry to ruin your joke, but those are not wings!, those are legs. the guy has greasy chicken legs tattooed on his back? that's pretty stupid.to me is a don't, it's not even funny.



Subject: .
Date: Jun 05 2006 09:02:18 AM
Author: .

genius



Subject: mmmmmmm.............
Date: Jun 05 2006 07:14:38 AM
Author: finger lickin

mmmmmmmmmmmm chicken



Subject: KFC KFC KFC KFC
Date: Jun 05 2006 02:44:38 AM
Author: daniel

I permanently want KFC



Subject: yuck
Date: Jun 05 2006 02:23:10 AM
Author: vegetable


That is the most disgusting tattoo I have ever seen.



Subject: ....
Date: Jun 05 2006 01:51:27 AM
Author: ..

pictures with captions



Subject: buffallo wings
Date: Jun 05 2006 01:36:25 AM
Author: steve

Almost every time I order buffallo wings somewhere, eventually after about the 5-8th one, I start to think about all of that chicken skin piling up in my stomach.




Subject: LOLL
Date: Jun 05 2006 12:44:04 AM
Author: Jesslee.

Jesus fuck, thats ugly.



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