Why do we get so turned on when we see a girl with fingers in her mouth? Is it because they resemble a bunch of skinny little dicks? Oh, so we all secretly want girls to get gangbanged by 12-year-old boys? Nice brain, us.
wow, wicked burn there, houmu. I was about to pipe in "how about cause you're all a fag" but you edged me out with that stunning bit of turnaround. Well played.
Date: Apr 21 2008 11:19:20 AM Author: HOUMOU
"Why do we get so turned on when we see a girl with fingers in her mouth? Is it because they resemble a bunch of skinny little dicks? Oh, so we all secretly want girls to get gangbanged by 12-year-old boys? Nice brain, us."
Or maybe it's 'cause your dicks are as small as 12-year-old boys'?
Subject: uhm Date: May 23 2007 04:06:36 AM Author: Ms. FReaky
You serously like this, abusing a passed out girl!?!
Lousy Gentlemen! YouŽll never get laid!
Subject: fit girl Date: Mar 31 2007 06:39:26 PM Author: Samson
that girl is HOT! yet there is something wrong with her breasts.
Subject: baby oil Date: Nov 27 2006 10:27:21 AM Author: jux in the box
rude women, sexy women, goofy women, older women, younger women...white, black, asian, latino, other type women....fuck it.....awake or knocked the fuck out...i adore you.
...a-ring-a-ding-ding
spankywitherspoon@hotmail
Subject: I always thought... Date: Jun 28 2006 06:44:58 PM Author: Alex Haley
I always thought the finger in the mouth thing was reminiscent of the slave trade. Next month American Apparel is rolling out its new follow up campaign portraying every girl you know from every club and/or AA dressed in gold lamee bikinis standing on crates with their hands tied.
Is that Mark The Cobrasnakes Hand? He's the only guy I know whose fingers have herpes...and gingivitis.
Subject: sss Date: Jun 08 2006 05:28:30 AM Author: sssss
hey! its that Auf Der Maur Bitch from, like 2 don'ts ago!
Subject: ? Date: Jun 07 2006 06:11:10 PM Author: c
what the hell does korea have to do with that, asshole?
Subject: come se dice Date: Jun 04 2006 07:20:25 PM Author: baby face
howd u like to titty fuck that.
Subject: I like this girl a lot! Date: May 31 2006 02:44:37 PM Author: Nap.
I'm in love
Subject: HEY WAIT A SECOND Date: May 31 2006 12:23:26 PM Author: MITCH
THATS MY MOM.
Subject: Girl is messed Date: May 30 2006 01:37:38 PM Author: Mentally Disabeled Pointerouter
That girl looks like a retart.
Subject: RE: the mouth is like a vagina Date: May 29 2006 01:51:22 AM Author: brendan fowler's fish
i bet people tell you to shut up a lot. in korean. because youre from korea.
Subject: the mouth is like a vagina Date: May 28 2006 01:36:30 PM Author: boredmanalo
turns out that your fingers are as sensitive as your dick, also if your girl happens to suck at sucking your johnson putting your fingers in her mouth makes every thing much better(even while your johnsons in her mouth):0, you get to feel the walls of her mouth (where your dick should be instead) and shel suck and kiss them like she should be doing to your johnson ,also while doing doggy style this is fucking awsome cus you get to feel the warm wet walls of her mouth,agian, plus most mouths and lips are very sexy
and if your girl freind likes violent gagging i envy you
also putting your fingers in her mouth and fishhooking her is oddly pervesley entertaining ,watching her lips contort as you manipulate them semi violently
remeber violence and sex kinda are the same thing.....thats why i would never hit another guy...that and im a fucking pussy
oh and you get to explore every inch of her mouth and lips and if shes into it, even sneak in a sexy slap on the face............
lips are very very sexy....so is hot butt sex
and all the while keeping your fingers in her mouth, makes it ten times better.........um yeah so there you go.
Subject: 411 Date: May 25 2006 05:29:26 PM Author: seriously
Wow, I was excited for a second to check out the comments and get some insight into why men love the ol' hand in the mouth.
Thanks for nothing chiefs..
Subject: her breasts Date: May 23 2006 10:24:25 PM Author: swarthy
are gross. definitely a dont
Subject: m Date: May 23 2006 10:10:36 AM Author: l
this girl is having a seizure and some guy is holding her tongue to prevent her from swallowing it. right?
I never got that whole thing...how can you swallow your own tongue?...
Subject: oh no Date: May 22 2006 08:29:24 PM Author: buffalo bill
somebody knocked off the blind girls glasses and now she will live out any fishermans fantasy to fuck something that smells like a dead fish
Subject: Out of her chair Date: May 22 2006 08:23:05 PM Author: The guy in the white suit
Retards give the best head because all of the drool
Subject: sit still bitch Date: May 21 2006 09:56:52 PM Author: d. structo
whatever this fucking cunt did she deserves to be getting throat banged jihad rafiki.
Subject: Hot girl Date: May 21 2006 05:08:07 AM Author: BLion
Hey, I like this picture. There IS something hot about it. I don't think she's necessarily on drugs either.
Whatever. I wish those were my fingers!
Subject: Fucked up Date: May 20 2006 03:42:49 PM Author: Just say NO!
Ok I believe the heroin craze has passed but E is still popular like white cock to Asian chicks.
Subject: Blue Velvet Date: May 19 2006 07:30:17 PM Author: Tony Badassassino
Here's what I see: A fresh anorexic (what else) corpse, pale with the eyes rolled into the back of the skull, prone across a crud stained motel bed with a multi-use smack needle and Lynyrd Skynyrd 8-track just barely out of sight. The only little dick I see is the Ratso Rizzo type fingering her mouth in search of gold fillings and/or the "black beauties" she never got down the gullet.
Okay, so you're a closeted gay pedophile AND necrophiliac. I understand now. Pardon the oversight. It'll never happen again.
Subject: Open wide Date: May 19 2006 07:03:17 PM Author: slut
I've seen this porno, it was called 'The Whore and the house call Dentist'
Subject: well Date: May 19 2006 06:10:13 PM Author: $
Looks like somebodies' looking a gift whore in the mouth.
Subject: ha ha ha Date: May 19 2006 05:39:07 PM Author: mexiboi
fucking funny...........this is such a do
fishhook any one? fucking great.......cerbral palsy is hot(just jokeing)(not really)
Subject: "That joke sucked" etc. Date: May 19 2006 03:57:57 PM Author: Dan
If you don't find something funny did you ever consider that your sense of humor needs sharpening? Not the authors?
bitch doesn't look hot, she's getting fish hooked. maybe if she didn't look like she had cerebral palsy...
Subject: lollerskates Date: May 19 2006 12:24:51 PM Author: wtf?
wtf happened to carol kane??
Subject: If this is a crime I'm doin time Date: May 19 2006 12:04:53 PM Author: Marty
I must be a pervert then because this blew me away. What are you guys little kids? When a woman eats your fingers it's enough to make you cry. This is a turn on because she looks out of control and out of her mind. Like she's in a sexual trance. Give it a few more years kids. You'll get it.
Subject: will ferrell Date: May 19 2006 11:46:26 AM Author: hatred
worst comment ever! yeah some sort of fit! everything has already been said. fuck vice too.
Subject: period Date: May 19 2006 11:28:18 AM Author: pm
WORST.COMMENT.EVER.
Subject: this shits' all fucked up now Date: May 19 2006 10:57:12 AM Author: Reverand Right
This time in Vice's history is reminding me of when one of Sienfelds main writers left and everyone was going- there's something that's just not the same- and then it all made sense. . .
Subject: wow Date: May 19 2006 10:11:22 AM Author: who dat
vice is sucking hardcore these days..this is a dont and the comments these days are pretty fuckin brokeback..
ok for real lets step our game....
first way off on the ghostface article....then weak comics, and no shitty do/donts
Subject: shit Date: May 19 2006 09:55:38 AM Author: oh
Seriously--- nobody wants to see a passed out chick with some skinny dudes mits in her while her eyes roll back to look at her own neck... it's like watching the prelude to the story of the worst night ever for some dumb girl.
Subject: . Date: May 19 2006 09:27:57 AM Author: .
That cleve is definitely a don't.
Subject: . Date: May 19 2006 08:25:14 AM Author: .
Subject: action Date: May 19 2006 08:20:27 AM Author: jack layton
comatose girls are the only kind of girls that vice staffers can score with.
Subject: Come on! Date: May 19 2006 08:03:34 AM Author: hmmmmm
No one is even slightly turned on by that,
it's gross.
She looks as if she having some sort of fit.
Looks like Mr. Miyagi forgot to teach Ralph the part where you’re supposed to take it easy with the shots, especially after a few bumps of that shitty Brooklyn stuff that smells like nail polish.
Women look at the girl on the left and say, “Those earrings and those sneakers? Bitch, please.” Men look at her and think, “I want to wrap her up in cotton wool and then slowly discover what every square inch of her ass tastes like.” Comments/Enlarge See all
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