You girls think that men are grossed out by your period-stained-hazy-hangover-Sunday boxer shorts, but you're dead wrong. They make us knock-kneed with horniness, and we have no idea why. Any theories?
steel guitar boogie, on Oct 08 2009 01:31:37 AM wrote: God I get turned on when my gf's on her period. It makes me want to It's her womanhood, her femininity and it's so attractive to me. She gets turned on knowing that I'm attracted to it, and that I like to.... well, let's just say I'm getting a fourth meal each day for a week. LOL! I even get turned on when she leaks and gets it on the sheets a little. I get the most turned on when it's really heavy & thick. It's a beautiful thing (except for her bitchiness at that time...but the sex well than more makes up for it). I must be picking up her pheremones too, b/c sometimes I'll be totally buzzing w/ excitement (& don't know why) and find out that she's on her period.
a girl, on Feb 22 2009 01:35:03 AM wrote: do!!!!!!!!!
those of you grossed by menstrual blood and having sex during those days, don`t know what you are missing
shibby dibby barfy suioapdle, on Aug 04 2008 04:57:50 AM wrote: im not horny at all... looks like shit or coffee... shes probably a good fuck nevertheless
Date: Jun 22 2008 11:43:35 AM Author: bloke2dollar
Im sure menstrual bits come from the front bottom.. those stains look to be from the normal bottom.. ah ha she's got some coke
Date: Jun 12 2008 09:24:50 PM Author: oliviaordie
it gets on the back of your ass when you sit down....retard
Date: Jun 12 2008 01:07:59 PM Author: frob
If my girl did that to my shorts, she'd be back in the eyepatch as fast as I can jab.
Date: Jun 11 2008 04:16:20 PM Author: spencer
its the smell, the smell of a period makes me a stiff as a board!
Date: Jun 11 2008 05:28:23 AM Author: jc is a dummy
jc, go see Chronicles of Duhh comment below. you shit idiot.
Date: Jun 10 2008 04:23:20 AM Author: jc
i dont need to pull up a medical diagram of the female anatomy to know that when a girl is on the rag they dont bleed anything out their lower back/buttox.. in my proffesional oppinion those are hershy squirts
Date: Jun 10 2008 04:13:43 AM Author: surfin the crimson wave
FUCK yes that is sexy.
Just look at those pins.
Date: Jun 09 2008 09:30:24 PM Author: JennyLee
All that I have to say is "What?!! WHAT??!!! Fuck no..."
Date: Jun 09 2008 06:43:08 PM Author: Suzzie
We all pray that you will have your gonads stung by a swarm of African bees, you shameless exhibition of genetic deficiency.
Date: Jun 09 2008 05:02:21 AM Author: To men who say "ewwww gross" to this
Graphic bleeding can't be nice but if you think a stain is gross you're a little girl, and cancel yourself out as any suitable partner of mine. How will you ever get rid of spiders for me?
Date: Jun 06 2008 10:05:01 AM Author: erm
no, no. Period stains are not hot. Sorry.
Date: Jun 06 2008 02:00:19 AM Author: dixxx
I think her fingers are the grossest part.
Date: Jun 05 2008 04:51:02 PM Author: Mike D
Um...what?
I know this is a "counter culture" (for lack of a better term) mag - but dude, gross.
Date: Jun 05 2008 12:29:56 PM Author: woohoo
Because Vice has no taste? Alright!
Date: Jun 04 2008 12:00:57 PM Author: robevert
...because there's something wrong with you?
Date: Jun 04 2008 09:48:30 AM Author: p-p-p
piles
Date: Jun 03 2008 11:46:34 PM Author: poop
I shit on her butt.
Date: Jun 03 2008 10:07:49 PM Author: Not a guy...
...but this is just downright disgusting. I wouldn't want anything to do with a guy who found this a turn on.
Date: Jun 03 2008 08:42:55 PM Author: No!
This is a turn on?
Well let me rip out my tampon and use your mouth because those things cost too much.
Date: Jun 03 2008 08:22:07 PM Author: I know the secret.
I would like very much to cut out the stains and plug my nose with them while taking an early morning run.
Date: Jun 03 2008 03:01:59 PM Author: loverboy
i swear to god thats my current girlfriend...
the nailpolish and the legs and ass and hands, fuckkkk that looks just like her
Date: Jun 03 2008 10:13:43 AM Author: DG
REMINDS ME OF MY FAVORITE SNUFF FILM
Date: Jun 02 2008 09:50:21 PM Author: c-haz
its the pheromones visually unnattractive but you cant help it
Date: Jun 02 2008 07:56:55 PM Author: eciv
It's cos it says "i'm NOT pregnant!" like nothing else, hence why we like it so much.
Will anyone elses girlfriend not not kiss them after you've gone down on them during their period? "yeah I have blood around my mouth, it's your blood" if she sucked my frenulum off I'd kiss her while waiting for the ambulance.
Date: Jun 02 2008 07:54:36 PM Author: lethalxdesire
periods stains are sexy.
only real men are attracted to period stains because real men aren't afraid of reality and if they say otherwise, they're in denial.
women who are embarrassed by their own periods should probably get a sex change. =)
Date: Jun 02 2008 06:32:25 PM Author: yucky puss
this be extra nasty.
but shit, i'm fag, what do i know?
Date: Jun 02 2008 02:20:28 PM Author: i do what vice tells me
i'm on my period rite now.vice says blood stained boxers are a do so i'm taking off my pad
Date: Jun 02 2008 12:49:14 PM Author: Kevin Arnold
It's gross. Completely gross. But for some reason, it's rife with horny.
Date: Jun 02 2008 11:49:34 AM Author: crossedwire
thats not period blood. This is a painting in some new york art gallery called 'ow my pooper is bleeding'
Date: Jun 02 2008 10:36:24 AM Author: lol@u
a looooong time ago I was on a date with this chick on the rag, at an amusement park with her family. we went on a water ride. BIIIIIIG mistake!
Date: Jun 02 2008 10:34:54 AM Author: lol@u
what? you're buggin. that's nasty.
Date: Jun 02 2008 03:58:19 AM Author: winnie cooper!
well obviously this turns men on because if it is indeed menstruation then there is a vagina involved. vaginas are always good news. they're even better news when they're wet. with what? who cares!
Date: Jun 02 2008 12:56:07 AM Author: ...
I'm with you... this one's just gross!
Date: Jun 02 2008 12:15:03 AM Author: really?
I am not turned on by period stains on a chicks boxers, anyone with me?
Date: Jun 01 2008 10:57:44 PM Author: theory.
it's the gash thing. a bloody wound makes your dick into a weapon, your sword stabs the bloody hole, and mimics the bloodlust and vulgar realities of life and war.
Date: Jun 01 2008 09:55:25 PM Author: 1
Because bleeding is hot and men like blood.
Date: Jun 01 2008 06:46:55 PM Author: stawberry george
A) Because we are animals.
Date: Jun 01 2008 04:56:02 PM Author: lady in red.
i hate when this happens. the worst is when you wake up after a heavy night of drinking, run to the bathroom, then realize you dont even have a tamp in. its like, what was i doing last night? i took one out and forgot to put one in and now i have this mess to deal with. or wait, is it saturated and just shoved up there real far and now its rotting. ugh i need a gyno to fish this thing out asap or i might get tss. i heard that shit takes lives.
im goign to stop drinking starting tomorrow.
Date: Jun 01 2008 04:08:00 PM Author: Theory
Because men are fucking sick of airbrushed blonde perfection and the blood stains make clear that she's a real human. Plus, since she's wearing them in front of you, she doesn't really have any shame and will be super uninhibited in the sack.
Date: Jun 01 2008 03:37:59 PM Author: sarahstrange
The blood is probally that far up because she was wearing a pad, and laying down on her back...it leaked out of the back of the pad...maybe.
Date: Jun 01 2008 02:16:27 PM Author: right
thanks lippy, i was just about to ask this.
i guess i'm a pretty light flow-er.
how come she's wearing two pairs?
straight dudes love dirty panties and butt smells. that's just how it goes. it's all the snails and puppydog tails.
Date: Jun 01 2008 01:54:52 PM Author: lippy mcditch
to the dude who was wondering how the blood got all the way on her ass ... when a woman is on her period and lays down, the blood flows up her ass crack and comes out at the top of that crack, creating stains.
Date: Jun 01 2008 12:34:51 PM Author: el xorro
Not long ago my best friend has to see a scene like this... I thought he was grossed by... But NOOOOO!!! He was most amazing guy And I think he was I bit excited hahahahaha
Date: Jun 01 2008 12:21:51 PM Author: sienna
I guess she's wearing her womb lining, which is pretty cool. and a womb lining is about as gross as a rainbow and way more fun you imbiciles
Date: Jun 01 2008 12:07:03 PM Author: Duke Smutwell
theory: hungover, headache, sloppy, fall right back asleep morning-sex
Date: Jun 01 2008 11:54:52 AM Author: cheerio sam
that's just gross. i know it's natural and everything that you girls bleed 'down there', but come on. it's fucked up
Date: Jun 01 2008 11:51:02 AM Author: nsh1212
I have a theroy with periods that every guy imagines that the fucked her so hard she's bleeding rather than it being a natural. A little bit of an ego stroke which is what we will be left doing for the next 4 or 5 days
Date: Jun 01 2008 11:01:03 AM Author: Ba
Because the presence of periods means an absence of babies?
Date: Jun 01 2008 10:51:18 AM Author: rawr
Disgusting. Looks like she dipped her fingers in whatever orifice was bleeding too as theres no way on earth any sane human would willing paint their nails that shade
Date: Jun 01 2008 09:58:56 AM Author: morrita
fashioning a tampon out of discarded restroom materials??? hahahaha wow, you guys have a lot of imagination.
Date: Jun 01 2008 09:44:15 AM Author: lil
I like bleeding
Date: Jun 01 2008 09:11:32 AM Author: Chronicles of Duhh
You assholes don't know shit. Bleeding ass? GTFO. When you bleed out of your VJ, once it leaves your body and you're in an odd position, like lying down or something, the blood obviously stains more in the vicinity of your butt. I know this because I'm a girl. Also how weird is it when you stand up after you've been sleeping on your period and then all the blood that's been pooling in your VJ just WOOSHES out! Cool. Being a girl is so nice.
Date: Jun 01 2008 08:08:09 AM Author: ellis
good theory
Date: Jun 01 2008 06:55:32 AM Author: I have a theory
My theory is that these have become some color-by-numbers weird stab in the dark at how to write a do and don't, and the finished product is so wrong that it's contaminating the pool of do's and dont's archives.
Also, men don't like that. It's like having skidmarks, pee stains or pit stains, or some guy with cumstains all over his black boxers. No one would find this or any of those things sexy.
Date: Jun 01 2008 06:55:01 AM Author: Louise
How can that be period blood? Its too high up on her ass. There's no way.
Date: Jun 01 2008 06:54:18 AM Author: CockLong McGee IV
Anal Bleeding isnt half as gross as a period--
Date: Jun 01 2008 06:33:41 AM Author: under 30's have no idea
when will all you kiddies learn that no hole is sacred and that then only thing wrong is if you don't feel slightly ashamed after what you've just sweated your way through.
Date: Jun 01 2008 06:33:06 AM Author: i'm turned on
my primal instinct is far stronger than my conventional mind which tells me this is "gross"
Date: Jun 01 2008 05:50:56 AM Author: man
Im a man and Im grossed out!
Date: Jun 01 2008 05:40:52 AM Author: theory
inscestual
Date: Jun 01 2008 03:17:14 AM Author: 000
That's the thing about sex!To enjoy the fantasy you need to ignore the fluids(If you like em your on the wrong website)
Date: Jun 01 2008 02:49:42 AM Author: Bennycassim
This is wrong.
Date: Jun 01 2008 02:24:16 AM Author: esoter1c
boulderfist wins.
Imagination is king.
Date: Jun 01 2008 01:26:08 AM Author: #
This caption made me so happy! I'm female so I own a few of these boxers myself, and it's reassuring and empowering to think that they can actually be a turn-on instead of an embarrassment.
Thank you Vice! Everyone's always leaving crappy hate notes on your wall, and this is pretty corny, but I'm a supporter.
Date: Jun 01 2008 01:01:25 AM Author: jack tripper
the theory her asshole was cut in half,is,thot provoking
Date: Jun 01 2008 01:00:57 AM Author: boulderfist
Its cause when I have sex with my girl and shes on her period, its fun to pretend Im killing her.
Date: Jun 01 2008 12:48:12 AM Author: theory
vaginas are sexual
Date: Jun 01 2008 12:10:43 AM Author: I beg to differ ... (please! differ!)
I disagree with that sentiment only because one time I was going with this girl to dinner, and she had to use the bathroom before we ate. She came out ten minutes later complaining that while she loves to eat she had to go home right away, she got the cramps real bad, and the whole thing caught her by surprise. She said "I had to improvise in there". It was scarring, imagining her fashioning a tampon out of discarded restroom materials. So yeah, menstrual fluids = unsavory.
Date: Jun 01 2008 12:09:10 AM Author: The War on Drugs
Mmm, no. Sorority chob boxers are a no. Adding filth doesn't make it any better.
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