This guy's not just having that feeling you get in your face when you've been doing blow for three days straight, are still wearing the same clothes you started in (and haven't even taken off your shoes), and have had to jerk off ten times to keep your heart from exploding through your sternum—he’s actually become the personification of it.

Date: Jun 12 2008 06:18:05 AM
Author: fesjeur

what a hairy woman



Date: Jun 10 2008 05:35:08 PM
Author: jajaja!

So thats what happened to



Date: Jun 07 2008 12:06:06 PM
Author: pierre c

He is going to implode. Right NOW!



Date: Jun 06 2008 10:42:08 AM
Author: Fashionista

Gawd that shirt needs to be burned, it is so hideous. Look at how it washes out his skin tone. Oh that is retched!



Date: Jun 03 2008 06:21:52 AM
Author: Kate W Bush

This is actually the guy who writes the DOs and DON'Ts, isn't it?



Date: Jun 02 2008 12:06:44 AM
Author: jkfld;g

his face looks like a vagina.



Date: Jun 01 2008 10:40:46 AM
Author: sticky

Ugh. I hate the feeling of wearing the same clothes and shoes for too long. And that's after one night of sucking up powder. I have to take a bubble bath and brush my teeth ASAP.



Date: May 30 2008 06:33:26 PM
Author: death from below the belt

murph your a mess, well named and shamed vice



Date: May 30 2008 12:11:47 AM
Author: Mitsuriko

Oh my, dude chewed his lips clean off!

disgusting...



Date: May 29 2008 06:38:55 PM
Author: cokey dfa

He's pretty cute.



Date: May 28 2008 11:04:15 AM
Author: fee

yeah i don't think so. hilarious.



Date: May 27 2008 08:11:01 PM
Author: ...

I saw this guy at the Gladstone. His name is Jim Douche, btw



Date: May 27 2008 03:10:34 PM
Author: c

LOL COKE



Date: May 27 2008 02:48:46 PM
Author: boom

i love co co co co co



Date: May 27 2008 01:23:27 PM
Author: tbro

it's the guy from several posts ago without the gay poncho and long hair




Date: May 27 2008 10:13:34 AM
Author: Bailey

Rip i couldnt agree more.



Date: May 26 2008 05:07:53 PM
Author: Terry Funk

Hmm. I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume he's English. Or midtown T.O.



Date: May 25 2008 10:08:36 PM
Author: rip

they're not "referencing" anything, they're coming right out and saying it: people do blow. it's not like vice not talking about it is gonna make you're life any less full of cokeheads. get over it, go read seventeen. i fucking hate it when idiots get on VICE magazine and start blasting the staff for publicizing sex, drugs, cigarettes, alcohol, sodomy...the fucking magazine is called VICE! it's their mission cunts! done.



Date: May 25 2008 09:54:47 PM
Author: b

the constant references to coke are getting really annoying



Date: May 25 2008 09:45:46 PM
Author: eric

he looks like that old Steve Martin joke " ever have a swizzle stick you think is a straw? I sucked my face into the glass. "



Date: May 25 2008 12:49:00 PM
Author: personified

his mouth looks kind of like a puckered asshole...



Date: May 25 2008 10:18:47 AM
Author: shitwolk

i see a successful hairy ass impersonator



Date: May 25 2008 10:17:16 AM
Author: smoker

this is your fat face on drugs



Date: May 25 2008 10:14:22 AM
Author: 000

Okay dude I know you hate the Bar's washroom because it's gross but C'MON!!!Your starting to creep out my girlfriend,Just be a man put some toilet paper on the seat.Your drink will still be here when you get back.



Date: May 25 2008 10:00:49 AM
Author: el xorro

hahahahahaha



Date: May 25 2008 09:23:23 AM
Author: showthroat

dear vice,
please stop coming up with the same fucking sentence describing someone as the personification of a feeling. i'm over it.



Date: May 25 2008 02:07:05 AM
Author: HIPSTER CRINGEFEST

buildblackclouds.com/images2/james_murphy.jpg



Date: May 25 2008 01:55:36 AM
Author: Shut up

This fella's right as rain. He probably only got four hours of sleep and had a rough day cuz he has real job. For shame!



Date: May 25 2008 01:46:18 AM
Author: Elijah

HAHAHAH COCAINE

HAHAHAHA DRUGS

HAHAHAH DOV CHARNEY



Date: May 25 2008 01:36:29 AM
Author: o

buy a razor, man. Blow won't hide your greasy pube face.



Date: May 25 2008 12:54:41 AM
Author: esoter1c

COKE'S NEVER A DON'T UNTIL THE BADGER SHOWS UP...

youtube.com/watch?v=AECF-RGVf_g



Date: May 25 2008 12:52:55 AM
Author: James

I like this picture.



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