It would be cool if we had this DO announcer lady that would go to your door and tell you when you made it and the people would be all, “Are you serious? We’re in?” and the lady would be jumping up and down and holding them going, “I don’t know if it was the sweater vest or your cute top but it’s official. You’re a DO!” Then they’d all fall down laughing and holding each other and crying.
neither of these two have ever come remotely close to falling down with laughter in their entire lives. She just got a 'joke a day' text on her cell phone and now shes going to show it to him and he's gonna smirk before taking another small swig of beer and resting it back on his belt buckle.
Date: May 23 2008 09:37:30 PM Author: Mihaly
I can see through your comments, right through the internet, right through your pants, right on down to your cellulite, and all I have to say is--work out.
Or invest in some cocaine.
Whatever.
Just don't bitch that they're too skinny.
Date: May 18 2008 06:28:57 PM Author: sexpot
LOL @Dr. N:
" the bored intellectual gay look."
yes, that's totally it! i bet he went to wesleyan, majored in lit and made out with a dude. but only once. and he was drunk. and on coke.
so boring i'd rather go to my neighborhood OTB and douse my vag in budget dewars and lick semen off of the floor.
Date: May 08 2008 01:14:25 PM Author: Gian
I can't let the I-carry-my-messenger-manpurse-bag slide. Plus, she's wearing uggs.
Date: Apr 22 2008 12:45:14 AM Author: soooooooo
fucking hottt
Date: Mar 28 2008 05:57:38 PM Author: ....
what could this 32 year old (playing a non believable 25 year old) have in his man purse? a carton of parliment lights? more black framed glasses? oh wait, i know...laceless converse low tops right?
wear some non vintage dark pants with your sweater vest and while your at it, chuck your taylors away and wear some grown up shoes for fuck's sake. and eat more, eat whatever that skinny hoe leaves on her plate (which is everything) and only out bring what fits in your pockets.
oh and girl...upgrade your denim and boots, it's fucking night time and you're out. yo
Date: Mar 19 2008 01:05:17 PM Author: steven
These are the useless, cynical, no fun twats of society. They ruin parties with their judgemental, "better than thou" disguised insecurities and their boring, safe, conservative fashions. They go to concerts and barely move because they are either too scared, to uncoordinated or too "been there done that" for this crowd of kids.
In essence they look like they SUCK! If the people at Vice think this is cool..well..then you kinda SUCK too. Maybe if you get your heads out of your over indulged, vanilla asses then you might see the real world through all the shit down th
Subject: She looks like she doesn't read. Ever. Date: Feb 26 2008 12:27:38 PM Author: sar
BORING. So fucking boring are these two i would rather watch an ant farm for three hours than look at their jaded, disinterested mugs.
Subject: FOOD Date: Feb 26 2008 08:58:45 AM Author: yoyoyikkadeeyo
That girl looks like a 5km/h wind will not only whisk her away but break her in half...close the window or she'll be sucked out!
Subject: None Date: Oct 18 2007 06:35:35 PM Author: Dr. N
She's what every women should aspire to be. Awaiting commands from her boyfriend to join the vip table where she'll finally get her daily calorific intake from him...
He's her douche bag brother who's french born and raised and doesn't understand why american girls don't go for the bored intellectual gay look.
Subject: She's incredible Date: Sep 20 2007 09:48:28 PM Author: oh my god
I would fuck that so hard. Anorexic cokehead chicks give the best head because they're so fucking hungry.
Subject: . Date: Aug 12 2007 01:40:15 PM Author: Prancha
I know a girl who looks just like that. But with some more meat on her. I would totally try and fuck her if she wasn't such a fucking tard.
Subject: wow Date: Aug 11 2007 03:26:08 AM Author: twillis
i dont care if shes a stick, shes the cutest stick ive ever seen
Subject: no way donny Date: Aug 05 2007 01:20:27 PM Author: the back patch
Any girl, I mean Any girl havin their cellphone out in a bar/club sucks,it means they are bored and should stay the fuck out of the way for people havin fun.period
I really want to give them food and tell a joke. They look like a couple of vanilla sourpusses for sure!
Subject: eww Date: Jun 21 2007 02:51:52 PM Author: E
that chick needs to eat something stat.
Subject: g1 Date: Jun 18 2007 02:32:02 PM Author: vice
i think the joke is here is that they look like they're trying way too fucking hard.
Subject: . Date: Jun 16 2007 08:37:29 PM Author: sumgi
These two may have been fun/interesting once upon a time, but they were devoured by the franchised and brand-named mediocrity-machine, and shat out into the gap commercial which now composes their existence. also, the guy looks like one of those asshole TA's who thinks he'd god because he wrote somthing that doesnt make people want to blind themselves with a cheesegrater.
Subject: Date: Jun 15 2007 11:58:48 PM Author:
These guys fucking suck.
She: ana looking, same old boots over jeans shit
He: stupid sweater vest, stupid wavy hair, stupid model-y 100 yard stare pose.
Subject: wow Date: Jun 04 2007 07:30:25 PM Author: .
shes gorgeous.
Subject: you know what? Date: May 24 2007 02:02:09 PM Author: loser tramp
no, this is apparently so a 'do' that it's a fucking a 'don't'. usually 'do's' look like cool, entertaining and/or approachable people. this pair looks like they brought a gram of coke that's ONLY FOR THEM. they probably show up for twenty minutes then go home and fight about how he's smart/shitty and she's skinny/shitty.
fuck them.
Subject: -- Date: Apr 28 2007 09:59:16 PM Author: john
shes fucking adorable
Subject: wow Date: Mar 26 2007 03:53:50 PM Author: k
shes a bobble head doll
Subject: Looks like.. Date: Mar 25 2007 08:56:02 AM Author: Nemo
she gets her daily caloric intake by inhaling evaporated beer from Deepsky McWriterly next to her. Living Anime women just don't do it for me-are Vice writers secretly Otakus?
Subject: -- Date: Mar 23 2007 08:07:50 PM Author: Neil
That guy hs moleskin notebooks in his satchel where he writes brilliant stuff at Starbucks.
Subject: nothing Date: Mar 22 2007 01:36:19 PM Author: me
she looks hungry...
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