Jesus Christ, just fucking drop the beer and punch him already. If you think any bit of your 13-minute lecture on personal space is registering in his brain, then frankly you deserve to have an indoor soccer player on ketamine grinding your leg for the rest of the show.
he's explaining why he had to use All the heroin which both of them threw down on and theres none left for the other dude. sorry other dude..
Date: May 31 2008 07:20:57 PM Author: ...
Does he look like a young Andy Dick to anyone else?
Date: May 27 2008 03:35:19 PM Author: wish-genie
what are you, mungraker, hyphen-blind?
Date: May 23 2008 11:40:10 AM Author: mungraker
"Date: May 21 2008 04:01:26 PM
Author: wish-genie
man that guy's probably got on some gay-ass shoes. What a fag."
-Hey, wish-genie. What are "ass shoes"?
Date: May 22 2008 10:35:36 AM Author: lance dunce
that woolyman is into fatties is definitely a proove of his hidden qualties. man got style!!
lets drown in an ocean of soft warm flesh!!
Date: May 21 2008 11:01:32 PM Author: Hostess
"the guy on the right is my ex-boyfriend. i dumped him after i found his folders of fat girl porn on his computer."
Right. And now you have a 3-box-a-day Ding Dongs habit trying to get him back.
Date: May 21 2008 04:01:26 PM Author: wish-genie
man that guy's probably got on some gay-ass shoes. What a fag.
Date: May 21 2008 01:55:17 PM Author: someday
I hope someday I'm at a party when I least expect it my picture ends up in vice in the dont's because my facial expression or body language at the moment makes me look like a stupid. and they could also make fun of my shoes or something.
Date: May 21 2008 11:37:37 AM Author: That might be me.
Where is this at? And when.
Date: May 19 2008 10:52:21 AM Author: zurg
"What's wrong with BBW, cunt?"
Uhh, the attitude for one. Secondly, big isn't beautiful.
Date: May 19 2008 12:22:58 AM Author: Beef
"the guy on the right is my ex-boyfriend. i dumped him after i found his folders of fat girl porn on his computer."
What's wrong with BBW, cunt?
Date: May 17 2008 09:04:23 PM Author: ew
the guy on the right is my ex-boyfriend. i dumped him after i found his folders of fat girl porn on his computer. also, he hates sex.
Date: May 16 2008 11:40:12 PM Author: poontard
dude needs to back that fucking slayer shirt up. pussy.
Date: May 16 2008 04:39:37 AM Author: cat_aids
those fucking hats
Date: May 16 2008 12:17:42 AM Author: s
dear God, stop the hate! Is thise site free? Yes. Do you have to visit it if you don't want to? NO.
If it's as gay as you say it is, stop visiting. You're as pathetic as your posts. Stop being obese and useless and do something that matters.
Date: May 15 2008 09:21:05 PM Author: snow in texAS
not really drunk, just drunk enough to laugh
Date: May 15 2008 09:16:43 PM Author: snow in texas
this whole magazine has become funny pal captions. hey johnny in illinois go find a hawk. hey freddy in pennsylvania, go hang out with that chick you think is lame that isn't. all these people know each other....go laugh at a frankfurter...because you suck and i don't ..and im drunk..
Date: May 15 2008 08:09:40 PM Author: shoe
this is a dumb picture for an equally as dumb audience. go outside. it is good for you. seriously.
Date: May 15 2008 06:16:24 PM Author: crap.
i know all three people in this picture. w'sup dudes.
Date: May 15 2008 02:47:52 PM Author: Will Smith
Left- "Look, I already told you I don't listen to 311."
Right- " Brah, do you snowboard?"
Left- " Fuck you man."
Left kicks Right in the junk a second after the picture was captured. Right's all season beanie falls off his head and is swiped by a white kid in BAPE gear.
Date: May 15 2008 01:33:52 PM Author: muthafutha
two gay guys fighting over the car keys...one's had one too many. awww ever chweeet
Date: May 15 2008 12:53:31 PM Author: munger
I like the look of pained desparation on slayer guy's face
"Look, I've told you to stop bumping me TEN times already. For the last time--will you please stop bumping me? I swear to god I will go get security and tell them you keep bumping me."
Date: May 15 2008 12:24:49 PM Author: Ron Bennington
there couldn't be less going on in this photo. why is this even being posted here at all?
just looks like 2 regular ass dudes you would see anywhere. boring.
bring on more drunk homeless naked people or 20-somethings wearing hyper-colored clothing.
Date: May 15 2008 11:05:41 AM Author: hahahahah
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
classic.
Date: May 15 2008 10:23:38 AM Author: HAHAHA!
SBORBONED!
Date: May 15 2008 10:08:39 AM Author: pathetic
What makes it obvious that all these boner posts are coming from Cavin is why would anybody who is sick of vice return to the site every day for months at a time to plug his site.
i'd be interested to see how much of his traffic comes from right here.
Date: May 15 2008 09:15:57 AM Author: BAHAHAHAH
scott sbordone, you miserable douche.
Date: May 15 2008 09:05:47 AM Author: mars and jupiter
ouchee, he's spamming out his old site again
Date: May 15 2008 09:03:00 AM Author: bahahaha
scott sbordone, ladies and gentlemen.
Date: May 15 2008 08:48:00 AM Author: lol@u
st33tbon3rs is killing you guys. punch him? yeaaaaaaaahhh sure, I bet you get into fights all the time.
Date: May 15 2008 08:05:19 AM Author: eric
this is surely a tactic he picked up at a Slayer show. he's the same guy at the beach getting pissed at the sand for getting in his shoes.
Date: May 15 2008 07:11:26 AM Author: jeff
strt bonez aint funny
Date: May 15 2008 06:10:18 AM Author: oh
wait I just saw the beer.
Date: May 15 2008 05:49:47 AM Author: I disagree
First of all, G_avin isn't that funny. And his attitude and his whole Weltanschauung is totally backwards cynical and predictable and depressing. So good riddance. Also he sucked on Carson Daly.
Second, and as someone recently censored by this site, this actually isn't a bad caption. It makes sense, at least. Kind of. Towards the end I couldn't figure out if the guy in the hat was the indoor soccer player, or the guy with the tatoo, and I don't know who would be dropping a beer because no one appears to be holding a beer...
Come to think of it, this is a bad caption. Someone recommend a better site that isn't str/e/et b/one/r/s and isn't this.
Date: May 15 2008 05:45:33 AM Author: ugh
you fags know you never hit anybody..stop trying to act tough..
Date: May 15 2008 05:09:36 AM Author: but
people on K
don't grind,
they teeter.
or drool.
Date: May 15 2008 03:39:02 AM Author: 000
"Bring It On!!!but not in a Warriors come out and play way but more like my cheersquad versus your cheersquad!!" Basically if you turn down the volume you can masterbate to this.
Date: May 15 2008 03:24:02 AM Author: Soccer?
lol
Date: May 15 2008 01:01:12 AM Author: Sweet
Slayer wept. Seriously: Pussy + Slayer T = Bad Times.
No matter how hot it gets, Europeans would rather die (their heat wave death toll is already approaching 2003’s record of 35,000) than resort to the rags and flip flops you lazy fucking Americans indulge in.
THE XXXORCIST
Chris Nieratko: "Come Dorothy nel Mago di Oz ho ripetuto tre volte:“Accetto il pompino e non faccio causa".
INTERVISTA
FACCIA DA CULO
Ryan McGinley intervista Jack Walls, l'artista, ex-membro di gang, ex-eroinomane ed ex-fidanzato di Robert Mapplethorpe.
BLOG
E QUELLA CHE ROBA È?
L'amore è un diritto di tutti, ma questo non significa che puoi ingravidare un bovino se la tua ragazza ti rifiuta.
INTERVISTA
I DOCUMENTARI E LA FOLLIA
Frederick Wiseman è il migliore regista di documentari al mondo. Ma è anche molto probabile che non abbiate mai visto i suoi film.
