Lara, on Jan 11 2009 08:14:48 PM wrote: her hair makes me want to cry. why? why do you do it to yourself?
w00t, on Oct 29 2008 01:15:52 PM wrote: myspace w**** !
Date: Jun 21 2008 01:22:17 PM Author: bloke2dollar
its all a very half arsed attempt to match.. the converse sort of match the bag that sort of match the top that sort of match the nails that sort of match the mascara... Buy her a drink and maybe she might sort of give you head
Date: Jun 12 2008 12:11:46 AM Author: seks
dont EVER. worst hipster attempt yet, poser
Date: Jun 11 2008 06:02:37 PM Author: patrol
lame.
Date: Jun 10 2008 11:32:18 AM Author: asggfd
i bet shes really proud to be on the viceland website.
Date: Jun 08 2008 04:03:26 PM Author: jomega
You kids don't know SHIT! This kinda look has been cool since at least 1978 and will NEVER DIE!!
Though the blue leopard print shirt would bring this particular ensemble to about the 1983 iteration.
Date: Jun 02 2008 09:26:15 PM Author: Pikachu
Back the fuck off assholes
LOL
I love this bitch
If anything its a dont fuck with her
hahahaha
Haters
No wonder new york is filled with assholes and stupid cunts
LA will always be the best
Date: Jun 01 2008 09:36:04 AM Author: thats stefani
that was my student!!!! she was here in NYC for 1 month and moved back to Cali...to tell you the truth she was the coolest 16 year old ever.
Date: May 31 2008 07:31:20 PM Author: EM
That's my little niece, I think. She's like a physics wiz and she'd "never talk to me again" for a couple hours if she knew I said so.
Date: May 31 2008 12:59:29 PM Author: ha ha
to ness: emo was never somewhat cool. never. never. never. Maybe to teenie weenies.
Date: May 28 2008 05:31:20 PM Author: NESS
FINALLY! A stupid scene kid is in the DON'Ts. Thank you vice. Fuck scenie weenies. That shit was at least somewhat cool like 3 years ago, now its just fucking pathetic xhotxtopicxcorex shit.
Date: May 28 2008 03:51:53 AM Author: .
racoons are gay
Date: May 27 2008 05:37:37 PM Author: christy
ouch.
Date: May 27 2008 10:12:55 AM Author: lolit
OOOPSY! just mistook a young teenage girl for noel fielding
Date: May 27 2008 09:41:03 AM Author: Megan
"haha, fat person found. she's def. not skinny, look at her thighs and hands."
Yes what enormous obese hands she has
Date: May 21 2008 06:49:20 AM Author: wow..
A lot of these people who comment are assholes. She's not fat or even chubby at all! Just because she's not fucking starving herself doesn't make her fat. She might not have the best fashion sense, but aside from that she's cute.
Date: May 18 2008 12:34:35 AM Author: Baby
Smell my fingers!
Date: May 17 2008 12:26:10 PM Author: ZachryChrist.com
I used to have that hair.. Kinda.
I like the hair, the rest is stupid.
and it's Racoon hair, not tiger.
Date: May 16 2008 06:41:46 PM Author: not worth it.
she's 14 maybe 15, and not even the 14 or 15 year olds that you are willing to commit statutory with.
Date: May 16 2008 12:28:10 PM Author: Nathaniel
This girl is cute as hell! I forgive the animal assortment.
Date: May 16 2008 10:34:21 AM Author: @jessie
not fat,
not ugly,
many, many bad fashion mistakes.
is fat
is greasy and unattractive
Date: May 16 2008 06:21:41 AM Author: Bat
I would take her out for a medium bag of M&M's and a strawberry shake.. Sweet crisp and juicy but first she has to wash her face.
Date: May 14 2008 07:07:20 PM Author: Joseph
Oh my God this is exactly how my friend Lesley dresses. She is a walking "DON'T"
Date: May 14 2008 06:44:39 PM Author: "Marijuana Girl"
The only thing that can tame her is penises, preferably penises belonging to guys that once knew Japanther.
Date: May 13 2008 07:26:43 PM Author: obviously
It's raccoon hair, not tiger.
Date: May 13 2008 05:43:56 PM Author: whatwouldjoshdo?
And I said,
Haey ey ey ey ey
Haey ey ey
I said hey
What's going on?
Date: May 13 2008 05:28:01 PM Author: jessie
not fat,
not ugly,
many, many bad fashion mistakes.
Date: May 13 2008 02:44:42 PM Author: uhh
> she's a cutie with a comfortable looking sweater. Listen to your penis ppl.
some of our penises are straight
Date: May 13 2008 08:24:33 AM Author: its going for the brown eye
tame her? why bother, when it would be easier and a hell of a lot more fun to unleash her...
Date: May 13 2008 05:17:01 AM Author: 000
That's right Fucker, you gotta show the Bouncer 2 pieces of ID to get into The Skank Club!
Date: May 13 2008 12:15:57 AM Author: asd
Did anyone ever feel bad for the new Aunt Viv on Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? It's like, it's not her fault for having to come in once old Aunt Viv left but you still blamed her for throwing the show off balance. I was on some 8th grade "fuck new Aunt Viv!" even though I knew deep down that someone had to take the role, and that I'd probably dislike her for something she had no control over. Whoever is writing these new sub-par DOs and DON'Ts is like mixing new Aunt Viv with the guy your mom starts dating after the divorce. Someone had to do the job but the inevitable "fuck you" honeymoon is not over. This caption fucking sucked by the way.
Date: May 13 2008 12:07:02 AM Author: Erik
The biggest don't of them all though is the fucking retard who writes the DO's and DONT's these days.
Soooo boring.
Date: May 12 2008 11:30:30 PM Author: JL
Not sure how she could be cold per the caption She's wearing three layers; blue leopard shirt, some black thingy and the hoodie.
Props for not wearing "real" Chucks (probably made in the same Asian factory by the same child workers anyway so what's the difference? A missing label??)
Total DO how she matched the shirt with the finger nails and the eye make-up.
She's doing her shit...
Date: May 12 2008 08:06:45 PM Author: Eh?
So . . . it's a don't to be sixteen?
Date: May 12 2008 07:36:58 PM Author: spandau ballet
huh? this girl isn't remotely fat, she's just 18 and her highest aspiration is to work at a mac counter somewhere. this isn't even really a "don't." it's more of a "doye."
Date: May 12 2008 07:29:36 PM Author: --
Her Chucks aren't even real.
Date: May 12 2008 06:54:55 PM Author: CockLong McGee IV
After stuffing thy fingers up thy vaginal canal. I shall smell them and savory the aroma.
--- William Shakespeare
Date: May 12 2008 05:28:26 PM Author: sish
"The captions about girls rang a lot truer when you had a heterosexual writing them."
yes.
"silly shit like this happens now because of silly magazines like VICE. great job, guys."
yes.
"I JUST READ SOME DUDE SAY "CHUBBY OR NOT" SHES NOT EVEN CHUBBY SHES FUCKING SKINNY..I MEAN SHE LOOKS LIKE A MALAYSIAN TRANNY NEW-RAVER BUT EH..BETTER THAN NOTHING RIGHT?"
either your caps key is brokeded or youz a dumdum.
and oh yeah,
no.
Date: May 12 2008 04:02:23 PM Author: leonardo davinci
"I'll let you eat me out if you listen to me rant about my mom and and how much vodka i can drink"
Date: May 12 2008 04:00:51 PM Author: WTF?
I JUST READ SOME DUDE SAY "CHUBBY OR NOT" SHES NOT EVEN CHUBBY SHES FUCKING SKINNY..I MEAN SHE LOOKS LIKE A MALAYSIAN TRANNY NEW-RAVER BUT EH..BETTER THAN NOTHING RIGHT?
Date: May 12 2008 03:26:01 PM Author: lliv
OH GOD THE EYE MAKEUP
Date: May 12 2008 01:56:46 PM Author: uh
she's a cutie with a comfortable looking sweater. Listen to your penis ppl.
Date: May 12 2008 01:36:42 PM Author: cacadoodoo
i am so fuckin sick of girls that look like this. even chicks in the south got sick of this shitty look, like four years ago.
Date: May 12 2008 01:31:57 PM Author: .
shes not in the slightest anything impressive, i can go to the local grocery and find about twenty of her.
Date: May 12 2008 12:57:58 PM Author: Haze
chubby or not, you know you would do it.
Date: May 12 2008 12:52:22 PM Author: tarp
i like how everybody sometimes makes a distinction between normal people and (what, other people?) like that distinction actually exists.
Date: May 12 2008 11:49:35 AM Author: Golden Days v. Golden Showers
The captions about girls rang a lot truer when you had a heterosexual writing them.
Date: May 12 2008 11:35:55 AM Author: zeus
looketh thou, upon the shit that suicide girls hath brung upon us all. ugly nervous normal girls trying hard to be weird. so. fucking. gay.
Date: May 12 2008 11:34:44 AM Author: dicksling
silly shit like this happens now because of silly magazines like VICE. great job, guys.
Date: May 12 2008 09:37:02 AM Author: tristan
what the hell is wrong with her hair? i don't think you can even [legally] pay someone to do that to you. the pose is just tragic too..yes bitch, you should cut your hair with your chunky hand-scissors.
"its a sad day in our society when ANYONE would consider this girl fat. we should be ashamed of ourselves."
haha, fat person found. she's def. not skinny, look at her thighs and hands.
Date: May 12 2008 09:34:24 AM Author: ha!
you're all full of shit. she's a hottie.
Date: May 12 2008 09:12:49 AM Author: KelR (ugh cph)
spot on
Date: May 12 2008 08:54:32 AM Author: true dat
yeah, she looks nervous. just be normal, sweetheart.
Date: May 12 2008 07:04:47 AM Author: phwa
remember when these were funny?
Date: May 12 2008 06:09:38 AM Author: E
She's probably just another highschooler trying to make it into scene.
Date: May 12 2008 05:34:48 AM Author: tino
ha the last 2 comments were clearly from fatties. she's chubby at least
Date: May 12 2008 03:02:38 AM Author: .
i agree, totally not fat
shut the fuck up @ the asshole who said that
Date: May 12 2008 02:19:46 AM Author: so sad
its a sad day in our society when ANYONE would consider this girl fat. we should be ashamed of ourselves.
Date: May 12 2008 01:55:55 AM Author: vice,
this caption suxxxx
Date: May 12 2008 01:55:42 AM Author: eww
FAT CHICKS SUCKKK
Date: May 12 2008 12:51:20 AM Author: pussies
yeah she looks like an asshole.
vice sucks.
Date: May 12 2008 12:17:01 AM Author: muthafutha
Hey, who's got beer?
Date: May 12 2008 12:10:51 AM Author: african lion safari
that wall looks like someone shot at her and missed 3 times, must have confused her with some sort of tiger slash zebra slash leopard...
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