For Spanish tourists in New York, every single shitty boring square inch of sidewalk is “super fantastic.” Can you imagine how hard their minds would be blown if it was actually still fun here?
Teton Putride, on Mar 20 2009 09:29:35 AM wrote: Do fot he guy in the center.
And fun is so fun, it's cool when it's fun... yeah...
..., on Jul 21 2008 02:32:54 PM wrote: what´s wrong with it?
Date: Jun 21 2008 01:42:52 PM Author: bloke2dollar
Never mind the gold jacket.. but what sort of man wheres that shade of green trousers? His mate might be openly homosexual.. but he worries me, alot
Date: Jun 09 2008 03:36:15 PM Author: berlin
is it me, or is it hard to have fun where everyone is trying
SO FUCKING HARD? fun, like style, should be effortless.
theres a place in berlin called picnic where you can have
"fun" with some more people who look like these mallrats
Date: Jun 04 2008 08:59:44 PM Author: eciv
wow, some of you are really stupid, but I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed the jacket right away.
Date: Jun 04 2008 08:56:03 PM Author: eciv
"how do you get so retarded looking that you look like that and keep looking like that forever. that sucks. stupid fucks."
Start off by not giving a shit what GEMMMA "I have nothing better to do then rip vice don'ts online.
P.S. and no I don't have anything better to do then rip the people who post comments...until my american apparel, gold, Lamé jacket comes.
Date: May 30 2008 03:36:18 PM Author: Mary Mary
Hey, isn't that the guy who played Dr. Evil's son in the Austin Powers movies?
Date: May 27 2008 02:42:25 PM Author: GEMMMA
how do you get so retarded looking that you look like that and keep looking like that forever. that sucks. stupid fucks.
Date: May 24 2008 01:29:57 AM Author: adidas old n ne
oh yeah, painted etnies and vibrating light swords...
Date: May 24 2008 01:27:56 AM Author: adidas...old and ne
1999 burningman
Dolphins and Registered Nurses
Mushroom tea
Mudslides and acid cookies
moet and gourmet bud
leafy mendo
sierra nevadas
red wine
straight sex with an ugly fat chick.
Date: May 20 2008 09:55:01 PM Author: i bet
he reads vice
Date: May 16 2008 11:30:21 PM Author: devil dog!!!!!!
YUP!!! 4 CHEESE NYC SUXX ITS NOT THE 70S NO MO
Date: May 13 2008 09:09:33 AM Author: t_nooo
whaaaaaaat???have u ever seen some american tourists in europe????they are always sayin': WOW...oh god...WOW...that's amazing...and for what? for fuckin idiot and insignificant things..like cheese on pasta or like espresso..
Americans blow up for every sigle fuckin' thing that they don't know...so what's wrong with these three kool kids??are they too cool to be cool?nyc rulez..WOW
Date: May 12 2008 01:23:04 PM Author: Just asking
Is Robert Downey back on drugs?
Date: May 09 2008 04:52:25 PM Author: Capitalkid86
I like the gold guy's pants, and the Jacket would be ok if it was toned down just a little bit. Tourists make lame places more fun by sticking out and being hilariously awkward, so is it that bad that they pose in front of every coffee shop, or with every person that mildly resembles and American celebrity they pass?
Date: May 08 2008 06:57:05 PM Author: BRINGING FACT.
SPANISH PEOPLE CAN'T DRESS FOR SHIT. Seriously, they have NO fucking idea. Their food is A1, the weather's pretty great but if you're wondering who bought all the shemaghs, multi-coloured AA holdalls and adidas boxing boots then look no futher than Espana.
Date: May 08 2008 12:27:20 AM Author: Gayzsor
It's not fun here? I think it just wouldn't be fun if I had to let them follow me around all day and hear them have involved conversations about shoe laces or how often they wash their hair.
Date: May 07 2008 09:22:49 PM Author: thank God this is a don't
because I don't want to buy a new keyboard just cause I threw up on this one.
Date: May 06 2008 05:50:40 PM Author: ha ha ha ha
that Phelps thing is priceless.
Look, we all saw it coming.
Date: May 06 2008 12:30:06 AM Author: Embarassing
Did I really just witness someone mistaking this doofus in a gold jacket for Jake Phelps? Or is he on a really lame level of satire? Either way, kill yourself.
Date: May 02 2008 01:22:51 PM Author: Nafen
American apparel fuck witts.
but that was me in ny i took picks like a china tourist on crack!
Date: May 02 2008 09:47:42 AM Author: Feck
More head to toe American Apparel...
Date: May 02 2008 01:36:32 AM Author: ainnothang
i dunno, they look pretty happy to me...in the end isn't that all that matters?
Date: May 01 2008 09:14:48 AM Author: running paint
if 200,000 people bought those fucking awful sneakers, that would be like 200,000 people eligible for a don't.
Date: Apr 30 2008 09:44:56 PM Author: Hansen
This is totally a do.
Date: Apr 30 2008 07:39:11 PM Author: ESCO!
i bet that fag in the gold jacket has quite a lisp.
Date: Apr 30 2008 03:49:17 PM Author: mj
spanish people out-party the rest of the world, hands down. i was told that the antics they pulled in amsterdam got shrooms illegalized.
Date: Apr 30 2008 09:16:17 AM Author: zing...
remember when vice was actually good
Date: Apr 30 2008 06:24:34 AM Author: sorry..
Can't see it. Your fucking ADs are getting in the way.. I'll come back next time.. when you guys AREN'T being sell-outs. Hey, why don't I send y'all a DOUCHE BAG in the mail for wasting my time???
Date: Apr 29 2008 10:28:23 AM Author: g
these people are not spanish--gay queebs maybe. maybe italians, but not spanish.
New York was fun until Vice got there. Go back to canada!
Date: Apr 28 2008 06:45:29 AM Author: spaniard
Number one...intenta aprender mi idioma para criticarnos, tontoloscojones.
Number two...I they have a canadian look that cannot be mistaken...
No hay number three..no creo que un pijipy pretencioso como los que pululan por aqui sepa contar..
Date: Apr 27 2008 03:37:49 PM Author: Bat
Los tres pendejos
Date: Apr 27 2008 03:33:33 PM Author: Banshee
Tourists:
Take a good, long look at the people in this picture. Okay. Now imagine the middle-aged houewife in your neighborhood who does nothing but watch Sex in the City and pick her kids up from school. Good. Now the OCD, power hungry little shit from down the block, desperate for cash. You're doing great. One more. Imagine your loudest, fattest, most stereotypical redneck neighbor.
Imagine fifty of them, crammed onto one square city block, all of them demanding special treatment.
Now try to remember why native New Yorkers shouldn't have an attitude.
Date: Apr 27 2008 08:45:30 AM Author: bohemiancretin
Is wearing a pint striped tango hat gay?
Date: Apr 27 2008 04:09:17 AM Author: radiohead
When you can see someones is gay, thats very sad.
Date: Apr 27 2008 01:26:01 AM Author: Danny
Shit, did Morrissey finally come out? It's done wonders for his depression!
Date: Apr 26 2008 10:03:06 PM Author: TC
But New York IS still fun...
Vice, remember those Montreal winters and get back to me.
Date: Apr 26 2008 05:18:41 PM Author: .
Date: Apr 26 2008 05:01:59 PM
Author: gg allin
if jake phelps gave up flannel and picked up lame'
hahahaha winning comment.
Date: Apr 26 2008 05:01:59 PM Author: gg allin
if jake phelps gave up flannel and picked up lame'
Just because they endorse the make doesn't mean they would want dicks like this head-to-toe in the most garish colours, looking like they just robbed an entire crowd at a Klaxons gig.
Date: Apr 26 2008 02:45:05 PM Author: Sherley
Thats all fucking American Apparel gear that you endorse Vice. Your fucking dumb.
Date: Apr 26 2008 12:20:47 PM Author: eric
yeah, he's got enough happy happy joy joy for everyone in his bag. sign me up. Open indeed.
Date: Apr 26 2008 11:18:45 AM Author: Miquel
Like for tourists Barcelona is an adorable city. For us is like a pub's toilet. Btw, I agree with the caption, to the hell with them.
Date: Apr 26 2008 10:44:09 AM Author: James
How can you hate this Vice ? This is YOU
Date: Apr 26 2008 10:39:03 AM Author: Let me get this straight then...
These people look HAPPY and not jaded.
DONT!
Date: Apr 26 2008 05:20:51 AM Author: winnie cooper!
he lands somewhere around "jake shears doing his best impression of borat while dressed like ali g."
Date: Apr 26 2008 04:30:03 AM Author: 000
Just when your about to take a picture to put on Facebook,The Golden Guido zips by flashing the peace sign,ruining your day in Manhattan and and chance of your girlfriend sleeping with you the entire time your there.
Date: Apr 26 2008 03:25:02 AM Author: MORE AA CLOTHING
are they paying you for this shit?
Date: Apr 26 2008 02:29:03 AM Author: schmitty
Ha, good one. Also played to death: "I'm a New Yorker, we say what's on our mind, I'm gonna' tell ya' how I feel," etc, etc. Sorry, anyone who yaps like that is overplaying their hand.
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