You probably have to be a math major to match checks and stripes and then some more stripes like this, but then aren’t most math majors supposed to be male nerds with permanent wedgies and back zits, not female 10s who stand there smoking a cigarette and throwing you ’tude? What universe is this, anyway?
harvi-harvi, on Oct 24 2008 03:04:17 PM wrote: ooooooooooh my god you rockkkkkkkk!!!!!
solideo, on Jul 27 2008 05:13:03 AM wrote: put that cigarette out on my face and fucking marry me.
Date: Jun 13 2008 12:03:27 AM Author: ( o) ( o)
whoever you are, you're always easy on the chicks.
Date: Jun 11 2008 03:17:29 PM Author: Buckaroozachari
Well my comment is way the fuck down here. Anyhoo, I feel like marrying this Math Major.
Date: Jun 02 2008 06:33:20 PM Author: your mom
I just want to be a cool asian
Date: Jun 01 2008 11:35:42 PM Author: haha
I'd hang my head too if I was wearing such a horrendous outfit
Date: May 27 2008 01:42:40 PM Author: damo
i cant get over those weird knees. and tights.
Date: May 25 2008 06:21:06 PM Author: nicky crane
i love you
Date: May 15 2008 11:32:19 AM Author: THE OK BLACK DUDE!!!
BUT IS COOL TO SMOKE WHILE YOUR STUDYING?
FUCK OFF YOU FAKE ASS
Date: May 15 2008 01:58:14 AM Author: Bangable
Pratt girls have got to be the most indecent, self-loathing chicks out there. This chick is a 10...a backwards 10.
Date: May 08 2008 04:14:58 PM Author: baron voodoo
Please. Work out a little. Eat a little. Wear some orthotics to get rid of them effed up knobby knees. And look in my eyes when I'm talking to you. You 6. And only cause you're Asian and skinny.
Date: May 07 2008 04:14:40 AM Author: juggernaut
haaaaa PRATT BRAT ATTACK!
SHE'S KOREAN!
i'll put $50 on that and another $50 she's an interior design major!
(and she commutes from fort lee nj)
Date: May 05 2008 01:45:08 PM Author: tnerb
dude... what university is this?!?!
Date: May 02 2008 03:35:45 PM Author: Mr. Me
Well, she is chinese . . .
Date: May 01 2008 02:40:17 PM Author: mr patch
THIS IS NO PLACE FOR PHILOSOPHY PEOPLE!!
This is a place to MAKE FUN of people you dont know!!(or maybe you do know these numbskulls, i dont know.)
Figure that out then get back to making fun of people, jesus!!
What the fuck kind of world do we live in when people start gettin all preachy on a website they shouldnt be visiting to start with?
If ya cant stand the heat, get out tha kitchen bitches!!
CHIVALRY IS DEAD & THE WORLD IS BURNING DOWN!!
FIGURE THAT OUT, THEN GET BACK TO HAVING SOME FUN BEFORE IT ALL COMES TO A SCREACHING END FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!
Date: Apr 30 2008 07:10:53 PM Author: ESCO!
bitch looks like a color blind old lady.
Date: Apr 30 2008 07:02:48 PM Author: whatevs
She looks like every chick who waits for the bus at my bus stop. In other words, not interesting.
Date: Apr 30 2008 03:04:48 PM Author: dhftgng
is she a ten because she's asian and skinny?
Date: Apr 29 2008 12:01:19 PM Author: Jason
Dear HAHA JASON THE COMMENT BELOW, and jason the retard:
Thank you for telling me about me. This is truly what's beautiful about the 2.0 Revolution. Think about it. Complete morons can share their insights and observations with the more literate amongst us, and of course, we will read them. The walls are coming down, people, and it is beautiful.
But regardless.
She is still a goddess, and you still live in the suburbs, and drive everywhere, and are fat and bitter. The bitterness is truly understandable, but please. Get yourself a vasectomy, or better yet, commit suicide. The gene pool can no longer afford you. Also, stay out of New York, and any other city, for that matter, with a population of more than 500,000.
I wish you the best. I'd recommend a very high bridge or Uncle Cleavis's shotgun. Fast and painless. These are the principles one must apply in matters such as these.
Sincerely,
Jason
Date: Apr 25 2008 10:53:35 AM Author: Tiger Woods
Oooooh baby how I love to hate...hate hate. I hate on this bitch and I hate on all you bitches that are defending her cause she's a stupid wannabe like all you claim she isn't.....HATERADE hahahahahha
Date: Apr 25 2008 10:51:56 AM Author: HAHA JASON THE COMMENT BELOW
HAHA jason is a fucking pussy. no girl wants a "gentleman scholar" you piece of shit. thats called a dad.
Date: Apr 24 2008 10:12:40 PM Author: td
ok stop needlessly handing out 5s and 10s... we'll know it when we see it.
Date: Apr 24 2008 09:00:28 PM Author: jason the retard
jason's comment below - that is the most retarded post I have heard on this site. ever. you make retarded people look normal.
Date: Apr 22 2008 03:19:17 PM Author: Rob
She's in the Pratt Universe. And you're wrong. That's a don't. More confusing is how she got into art school. The color combo is a nightmare. See Coloraide.
Date: Apr 21 2008 07:23:49 AM Author: Jason
Let's get positive, please!
Those lips.
Those sneakers.
All of you.
You might be better than you know, but she's even better than that.
And the majority of you.
You live in the suburbs.
Drive everywhere.
Are fat.
Bitter.
Fucks.
Be cool, babies!
Scholars and gentleman, it's time to unite!
Date: Apr 20 2008 09:37:37 PM Author: Haters:
Man, a bunch of jealous pathetic people.
Too bad she is not dressed like a white person eh.
Asians actually have you know, personal style, whereas all these clone loser NY/LA hipsters look like a bunch of fucking Andy Warhol wannabes but dumbed.
Good pick Vice
Too bad comments on this board are mostly fucked up people.
Date: Apr 19 2008 05:36:50 PM Author: Skweekah
I dont really know what to say about this one but somehow I feel really compelled to say something. Oh yeah, dunno what she's smoking but that thing would put some of us blokes to shame. It's almost as wide that cardboard core bit inside toilet paper rolls. Either it's that or she's 2 foot tall and that smoke is really a smouldering toothpick...
Beleive, there are no math majors at that piece of shit school.
Date: Apr 19 2008 03:37:35 PM Author: j-wev
ha ha - 10!!?? out of 100?
vice has definatley lost standards
Date: Apr 19 2008 03:29:18 AM Author: grolf
she's a 10?!? with stephen hawkin's legs???
Date: Apr 19 2008 12:01:38 AM Author: Percy Fernsprinkle
Asians = always a big fat heaping pile of DON'T!!!1!
Date: Apr 18 2008 10:42:50 AM Author: Kate
Pratt!
Date: Apr 18 2008 10:07:26 AM Author: Slacking
More important to this picture are the manhole cookies behind the 7.
Date: Apr 18 2008 03:50:24 AM Author: a message to all dos and donts haters
people who hate in serious tones are the worst and so pathetic. who cares?
Date: Apr 18 2008 03:42:58 AM Author: real life check
A fart aimed directly at the old-factory would rate higher on the hotness.
Date: Apr 18 2008 01:05:29 AM Author: Nancy Bangs
Dude, she's totally a 10, on a scale of 1 - 100. Why is Vice jocking tweakers today?
Date: Apr 17 2008 10:12:03 PM Author: honestly...
i mean honestly, is there anyway she is conceivably a 10!? 7 at best..and even then, it looks like shes just gonna say something stupid when i talk to her. that or go scrounging through her bag for another cig.
Date: Apr 17 2008 09:49:38 PM Author: come on
somebody's got to make the obligatory comment about asian chicks automatically being a do.
Date: Apr 17 2008 08:53:05 PM Author: poop face
it looks to me like your typical Nike craving asian that got puked on by the white stripes.
Date: Apr 17 2008 08:34:47 PM Author: I
agree with the dude/chick(?) below me with the exception of the last statement. she may not be a '10', but a '0'? honestly? what section of Valhalla do you live in? the babes their must be everworldy!
Date: Apr 17 2008 07:30:39 PM Author: whatevs to all the h8rs k8rs
everyone smokes cigarettes dude. i'm pretty sure she didnt light up a fag just to have it in the photo. if you dont think this girl is a 10. the girls you think are bangin are probably mad whack. go back to wisconsin.
Date: Apr 17 2008 06:50:33 PM Author: martin
muy flaca, la verdad.
aunque este es el área en la que definitivamente no se puede dejar de ser subjetivo, nunca.
Date: Apr 17 2008 03:40:28 PM Author: no
"female tens" ??????????????????
Date: Apr 17 2008 03:35:30 PM Author: escalante
vice needs to get its hotness math straight.
all of these "10's" are fucking "0's"
some one needs to take the course over again.
Date: Apr 17 2008 03:26:16 PM Author: wong
ching chong don't
Date: Apr 17 2008 02:47:02 PM Author: Fuck that
This "10" has a bigger fucking dome piece than Charlie motherfucking Brown!
Total dont.
Date: Apr 17 2008 02:30:53 PM Author: Batteryman
The jacket was sold in a boutique, Minsk from autumn 2005 till wholesale last november. I was there fitting some traditional russian clothes. Having spare moments of chit chat with the salesgirl. In the essence of my visit the shop-girl points out, i guess just for commercial reasons that they sold shit of those jackets and thats why they were that gddmn cheap.
Date: Apr 17 2008 02:25:50 PM Author: muthafutha
tude. hahaha that's so fucking early nineties.
Date: Apr 17 2008 02:00:25 PM Author: killyyy
back zits are attractive
Date: Apr 17 2008 01:33:14 PM Author: joni jon
Be cool, fool!
A couple of joints, two-three grams of coke, and a heroin shot, and Vice is back again.
When they die, all beatiful DO's will inherit and all'll be good
Date: Apr 17 2008 01:12:11 PM Author: becky
smoking is attractive
Date: Apr 17 2008 01:05:36 PM Author: darryl
it looks like the top half came from forever 21 and the bottom half came from the holocaust.
Date: Apr 17 2008 01:02:58 PM Author: Dumb.
She is disgustingly skinny. Looking anorexic and smoking are not attractive. What universe are you on?
i mean...she's okay. pretty cute.
its kind of strange arguing over a womans status on a number rating system. and when i say strange i actually mean pretty degrading.
Date: Apr 17 2008 11:15:48 AM Author: Mr. Hand
Maybe a 6 but come on, that outfit is tired.
Date: Apr 17 2008 10:39:12 AM Author: Saddam Hussein
She's neither a nothing or a 10. I'd give her a 5.
Date: Apr 17 2008 10:09:11 AM Author: Officer O'Brien
This girl is pretty good, but using the word "''tude" can suck a dead dick.
Date: Apr 17 2008 09:45:37 AM Author: from what i heard/see online
mtv doesnt have anything to do with the magazine, just with the internet tv channel.
but w.ever. if you dont like it, just stop reading it? youve probably heard that before but man like seriously. i would just go read something that i like instead of crying about the past.
Date: Apr 17 2008 09:20:04 AM Author: Cameron
Yeah chloe i agree. Vice is shit now.
At least it's free
Date: Apr 17 2008 09:19:31 AM Author: occasional commenter
she's a 7, 8 best. If we're gonna use this rating system for women let's at least be consistent. oh, and btw, yeah vice makes tons more money now than they did a few years ago but this magazine is still more original and entertaining than pretty much anything else and thats why you're here. If you don't like booze ads read Adbusters. its good too but different.
Date: Apr 17 2008 08:50:26 AM Author: chloe
Cuz Vice was once a magazine made up of wit, originality and style and you wouldn't find an MTV logo within 87 miles of it. Remember when Vice swore they would never have cigarette or alcohol ads? That was a cute gesture, huh. Now every other page is Sparks or American Spirits. I don't care, I'll fuckin say it: I MISS VICE. it used to make me laugh like once a month. Now every time i read it i remember how shitty clear channel is. Yet i keep picking up the magazine out of habit. I hate it but it's habitual. Elitism and exclusivity fail everyone, once again.
Date: Apr 17 2008 08:12:33 AM Author: radiohead
Whahaha when someone's wearing a wayfarer she's immediatly a do. Lame.
Date: Apr 17 2008 08:01:52 AM Author: a question that has been asked before
i guess i'm just as bad as you others for posting on this site at all, but why do you feel the need to take even a minute of your life to whine to vice magazine about whether you think their stuff is funny or not. get a life you trolls!
Date: Apr 17 2008 06:45:52 AM Author: uhuh
she isn't hot now, but i'd feed her butter until she had a figure and then never let her outside again
Date: Apr 17 2008 06:32:57 AM Author: justin
legs too skinny, knuckles too fuckin boney, and she smokes. she's a 5.5. you guys suck ass!
Date: Apr 17 2008 06:20:46 AM Author: Ry
10s are thrown around far too easily in the Dos and Don'ts. On 's site too come to think of it, but at least those are more reliably funny. And please, for the love of Allah, please never say "'tude" ever again.
Date: Apr 17 2008 05:53:25 AM Author: sish
she's not a ten,
but she looks like she smells good.
Date: Apr 17 2008 05:31:53 AM Author: The ghost of Richie Rich
She deserves the title of D/D #1337.
Date: Apr 17 2008 04:07:57 AM Author: 000
She looks like one of those color blindness tests that you have to take in high school.They were little circles full of blotchs and the Doctor would ask What number you see?.Maybe I am color blind cause I see a 7 not a 10.
Date: Apr 17 2008 02:42:45 AM Author: Jason
I'd like to apologize for being so antagonistic. I just kinda fell in love with this girl. And I think I'm pre-male-menstrual. Sincerest apologies.
Date: Apr 17 2008 02:33:45 AM Author: AH
I would seriously be happy if whoever is trying to write these would just quit. Cancel the Do's and Dont's; They're not funny anymore. Do you read these posts? Obviously not. I havent checked them since the day he quit- but guess what? I just looked them over, not a funny one, and not a good response from anybody. You must be doing this for your own satisfaction cause it obviously isnt for anyone else's anymore.
Date: Apr 17 2008 02:30:26 AM Author: Jason
Who needs genetics with lips like that?
And a gym?
Seriously?
In the immortal words of Nas: You, Gymmy, are a Tae Bo Ho.
See ya at NYSC, yo.
The one on 86th and Lex or something, right?
Please.
Tell me I'm right.
Date: Apr 17 2008 02:14:47 AM Author: Jimmy
10? This girl needs a sandwich and a map with directions to a gym before she can even get close to double digits. Fashion might be on her side, but genetics are not..
Date: Apr 17 2008 02:08:21 AM Author: reason must prevail
no has got a point
Date: Apr 17 2008 01:28:40 AM Author: aesop rock
daylight. i wrote that song for the jerks that made a pass on this woman. and failed.
Date: Apr 17 2008 12:46:33 AM Author: dan
Its pratt. I went to school there.
And I'm still not an asian 10.
Honestly though, these girls are a dime a fucking dozen at that place.
In fact, its a refreshing surprise to see a girl with a middle-class, suburban; decidedly normal, un-hip, anti-vice sensibility on that campus.
Its a nice treat once in a while.
Date: Apr 17 2008 12:32:48 AM Author: knees
you go, girl.
Date: Apr 17 2008 12:17:02 AM Author: Jason
Dear No:
I think you're retarded, but that's cool. It's like the 21st Century and shit, so we accept retards now and have names for them like developmentally disabled.
If you've nothing interesting to say, logoff, take a nap, and come back when you do.
In the immortal words of Aesop Rock: "You only call her a bitch because she won't let you get that pussy."
How ya like that?
Bitch.
Date: Apr 17 2008 12:07:05 AM Author: no
This is not a fucking ten. Bitch is a nothing.
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