It took years of searching and millions of dollars in private-eye fees and plane tickets, but we finally found the secret store where all the DON’Ts get their clothes. (It’s in China, by the way.)
Date: May 16 2008 03:01:17 PM Author: the smart kid
More like hobo shop. Who'd go there?
Date: May 16 2008 10:54:18 AM Author: !?!
cool, congratulations. so now vice is goin' to be homophobic. heil! fuck u all...
Date: May 11 2008 03:47:39 PM Author: damn
your do's and don'ts are so stupid
bullshit
Date: May 10 2008 07:31:48 PM Author: Holland
Wow, millions of dollars in plane tickets and fees! No wonder your jokes are Broke.
Date: May 08 2008 04:20:21 PM Author: baron voodoo
But if they were trading on the stock market, would you buy a few shares? I would. Mo's love to shop.
Date: May 04 2008 09:41:48 PM Author: Balls
I wonder if they have toilets?
Date: May 03 2008 04:42:22 PM Author: optimus' dad
optimus.. no you didn't, you liar. now hurry up and go get the porta-sling, we're gonna be late for the NAMBLA pot luck
Date: May 02 2008 03:47:39 AM Author: Juice
Can you really buy a homo there? Are they the real deal or some Chinese rip off contaminated with lead and buttons made of GHB?
Date: May 01 2008 09:22:02 AM Author: running paint
and it's taken me far too long of it to dawn on me that the cunts that write this shit, have nothing to say to me at all, nothing.
Date: Apr 29 2008 12:10:35 AM Author: mariano
homo is so gaydilisuss
Date: Apr 27 2008 09:06:01 AM Author: bohemiancretin
Dave r gets his clothes from there when his not buying and reading the free mag at his step mums house.
Date: Apr 24 2008 03:14:01 PM Author: duh
wow! what happened? nobody changed diaper, oooh.
this is serious b-ness, I come here expecting everything to be swayed to my way of thinking...now get in lockstep and stop all this photoshopping...
Date: Apr 21 2008 01:24:04 PM Author: SR2
looks like a recycled picture from Engrish.com
Date: Apr 21 2008 08:33:07 AM Author:
bring back g@vin maybe?
Date: Apr 21 2008 02:43:58 AM Author: g
icev, evic, iecv, veic, ceiv, ivec,
oh sorry, was thinking of more interesting things than vice.
Date: Apr 18 2008 06:21:21 PM Author: optimus
i caught my ex girlfriend reading this hipster mag on the toilet, i back handed it out of her hands and then dropped a turd in the pages and stepped shut the damn thing.
Date: Apr 17 2008 12:34:59 PM Author: best post...
" yeah? well the jerk-store called, and they're all out of you. ps. give up"
Date: Apr 17 2008 10:18:26 AM Author: harvey wallbanger
speaking of china, my comment yesterday about how lame the d+ds have gotten since left was deleted! Did I speak out against the regime!??!!??
Date: Apr 17 2008 07:33:32 AM Author: some guy in china
does anyone know where in china this is? city and district
Date: Apr 16 2008 09:32:45 PM Author: Bruce
Homos are so gay!
Date: Apr 16 2008 09:20:24 PM Author: roberto
not photoshopped. I've been there. There are multiple 'Homo Shops' in China
Date: Apr 16 2008 08:16:06 PM Author: Mr
You can tell by the pixels it's photoshopped lol. Thats called JPEG compression.
Date: Apr 16 2008 08:14:36 PM Author: Mr
What the hell has this sign got to do with homophobia... Get over yourself... It's funny. End of story.
Date: Apr 16 2008 07:49:13 PM Author: .
yeah? well the jerk-store called, and they're all out of you. ps. give up
Date: Apr 16 2008 06:29:44 PM Author: ghb
please quit using the phrase "jumped the shark". you're about 10 years too late on that one.
Date: Apr 16 2008 04:40:43 PM Author: nerd
i'm getting this mental image of, like, the people from that old sci fi movie logans run coming to collect the obsolete dos/don'ts writer as he protests and screams and kicks "nooo i swear i can still be snarky i sweeaarrrrr!!!"
but the goons from logans run and we all agree thats not true. sorry.
Date: Apr 16 2008 04:37:09 PM Author: Anon
This is shopped. I can tell by the pixels and having seen a few shops in my time.
Date: Apr 16 2008 04:28:43 PM Author: really
thats obviously photoshopped vice...
Date: Apr 16 2008 04:07:08 PM Author: dave r
What is more tragic and pathetic than a sorry, bitter old drunk spamming his old mag with how bad the dos and donts are now? Nothing thats what.
Date: Apr 16 2008 04:02:58 PM Author: fonz
hahah jumped the shark
Date: Apr 16 2008 02:34:16 PM Author: jessie
...more like the store where you've been getting all your do and don't jokes
Can the comment person put some effort into these?
These used to be funny. Now they come off more arrogant than I do.
Just don't post one if it has to be this shitty. Wait for a do or don't that writes itself.
Now, fuck off and kill yourself.
Date: Apr 16 2008 12:33:24 PM Author: asd
Congratulations. You just jumped the shark.
Date: Apr 16 2008 10:48:28 AM Author: ...
i have never seen so much hate on a vice do/don't...and yet it was so justified. this was half assed and lame...
Date: Apr 16 2008 07:47:04 AM Author: muthafutha
is shane and suroosh in there getting their "ironic" clothing as well, they're the world's most visible homos now, i meant DON'Ts
Date: Apr 16 2008 03:03:51 AM Author: sish
very original.
good job.
Date: Apr 16 2008 02:22:14 AM Author: shizz
o my god! That is so hilarious!! All the donts!?? You're sooo not serious! my vagina just lol-quieefed.
Date: Apr 16 2008 02:07:01 AM Author: 000
To Engrishdotcom!!!Racist but rewarding
Date: Apr 16 2008 02:05:56 AM Author: ironically not ironic
closet case homophobia in the do's/don'ts??
Date: Apr 16 2008 12:50:22 AM Author: g
homo is funny!! it's like being in any of the middle states and making this joke!! being straight is right, and homo is nothing!!! hahahahahaahhahahahahahahaha
Date: Apr 16 2008 12:41:08 AM Author: .....
WHAT THE?!?!?!
LOOLOLOLZ
Date: Apr 16 2008 12:02:51 AM Author: reallly?!
thats obviously photoshopped vice...
When someone is this clueless it actually gets kind of scary. Like the way a lot of serial killers are autistic and they don’t look people in the eye because they don’t get what the big deal is with eyes.
You know those confident computer tech guys that do amazingly well in math and have the swagger of Jim Belushi sans the getting laid part? Well, that’s great and everything because they do eventually get tons of pussy but what about sex in your teens and early twenties? Is losing those years to Algebra really something to swagger about?
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