Future wives of Russian mobsters are schooled for a life of servility and lying to the cops by being force-fed cocaine and having to dance half-nude in nightclubs from the age of 12. Here we see one of this rare breed about two years away from graduation.
The caption is funny because its true. If you can't see the humor in this, you're either
A. A Russian Mobster
or
B. An idiot.
C. Don't care about the caption because you're jerking to the picture. Boobies!
Date: Apr 29 2008 02:00:04 PM Author: R
I'm a girl and I'd do her. Look at that body! Gahhhh...
Date: Apr 28 2008 09:09:56 PM Author: Japtalian
I would eat her poo!
Date: Apr 27 2008 09:31:22 AM Author: bohemiancretin
Bare ass on the dance floor
Date: Apr 27 2008 09:04:11 AM Author: CockLong McGee IV
I'm starting to think that the Vice writing staff is a bit fagish!! This chick is bangable on so many levels!!!
Date: Apr 25 2008 06:20:02 AM Author: DannyDannySmellsLikeFanny...
Do or a Don't, this girl's got one of the cutest wipe-clean bellies I've ever come across.............or not, as the case may be...
Date: Apr 20 2008 06:00:29 AM Author: bum gravy
nice armpit vag
Date: Apr 17 2008 10:20:40 AM Author: ed
shes in her "going to squeeze some boobies" pose
Date: Apr 16 2008 05:52:15 PM Author: she was a couple of years below me
at a military boarding school. fact.
Date: Apr 16 2008 08:03:18 AM Author: ohmikefuckingod
that vagina has a crackhead hooot fuckin body though
Date: Apr 15 2008 02:32:03 PM Author: aj
if you would do her...wouldn't she count as a do??
Date: Apr 15 2008 10:10:22 AM Author: Mr. Hit that
Glad I'm a Russian gangster....
Date: Apr 14 2008 11:53:03 AM Author: muthfutha
is it possible to be force fed yeyo, just sayin'
Date: Apr 13 2008 12:37:02 PM Author: ;
i would
Date: Apr 13 2008 12:34:43 AM Author: jdeath
I WOULDN'T FUCK WITH HER, SHE'S THE TERMINATOR!!!
THOUGH HAVING SAID THAT I PROBABLY WOULD...
Date: Apr 12 2008 04:04:41 PM Author: da nyet
Stick 'em up or your family back in Leningrad gets it. You're gonna feel a hand on your left butt cheek but you keep your hands up where I can see them. Good girl. Now get over to Michael Ault's douchebag club and start dancing.
Date: Apr 12 2008 03:42:32 PM Author: dude
well, i'll take it if y'all don't want it.
fags.
Date: Apr 12 2008 08:06:33 AM Author: D
haha...
"Date: Apr 10 2008 11:14:35 PM
Author: Alcabiades
Arguing over the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics: even if you win you're still retarded."
Date: Apr 12 2008 02:30:18 AM Author: mike
arnold swartznegro
Date: Apr 11 2008 08:16:28 PM Author: AR
Generic is totally hot !
Date: Apr 11 2008 04:39:29 PM Author: listen:
wise words man!
Date: Apr 11 2008 01:44:54 PM Author: tim
if this is a donīt what is a do then?
Date: Apr 11 2008 12:45:18 PM Author: Ceeb
Hey Vice,
I think you are great and all, but please purrty please grow a dick and a pair. Once you have done that comment on this photo again.
Date: Apr 11 2008 12:31:56 PM Author: p
Superfreak
Date: Apr 10 2008 11:14:35 PM Author: Alcabiades
Arguing over the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics: even if you win you're still retarded.
Date: Apr 10 2008 10:49:42 PM Author: p
cheaper than a hotdog with no mustard
Date: Apr 10 2008 09:57:04 PM Author: esoter1c
Once again, the do's are don'ts & vice versa.
Date: Apr 10 2008 09:25:38 PM Author: ughhh
Shouldn't it be servitude?
Date: Apr 10 2008 07:46:31 PM Author: sish
her tits and hair aren't big enough to be a mobster's wife.
Date: Apr 10 2008 06:44:24 PM Author: every man on earth
i'll take one!!
Date: Apr 10 2008 06:23:06 PM Author: mr. squishypoo
'raisin' the roof' is fucking played.
Date: Apr 10 2008 05:51:24 PM Author: wrist deep
maybe the look is due to that hand up her butt ...
Date: Apr 10 2008 05:22:48 PM Author: what, no subject header any more?
first the URL change, then no subject header, and now these panties (and how this girl wears them) is a don't?
Is that a shark I see Vice jumping over?
Date: Apr 10 2008 12:32:23 PM Author: another luke
just looks like a girl in a club, dancing for the club. poor don't.
Date: Apr 10 2008 11:40:16 AM Author: Professor
To Luke below, don't think it's a fat chick at work here. More like a scenester fag that's into chic lit, cocaine, and bands with a fan base fewer than 20.
Date: Apr 10 2008 11:30:16 AM Author: Eastern Promises?
This little fake tittied creature is a screw-when-drunk then ignore, and hope her dumb guido boyfriend doesn't find out and come after you kind of sexy. She really is pretty low on the totem pole, but, skinny with breasts. Damn my penis and alcohol for pushing me into a room with this bag of wasted skin! Now I have to hear about her manicures and pretend to be interested...
Date: Apr 10 2008 11:23:51 AM Author: .
she needs bigger tits.
Date: Apr 10 2008 10:46:43 AM Author: duh
the gun point look is what the caption is based on you doofus
Date: Apr 10 2008 09:17:19 AM Author: nicky poo
superfriends?
Date: Apr 10 2008 03:33:46 AM Author: 000
I think I'm done being horny(Why does she look like she's being held at gun point?)
Date: Apr 10 2008 03:27:34 AM Author: Michael Clarke
Livin' in a hateful world,
sending me (straight to heaven)
that's how we roll
And I ask the good lord why,
he sigh, he told me we live to die
Whats up wit dat murder yall?
Date: Apr 10 2008 03:12:02 AM Author: m
funny caption.
Date: Apr 10 2008 01:49:18 AM Author: Luke
I'm starting to think these DONT'S are written by a jealous fat chick without a boyfriend.
Date: Apr 10 2008 01:33:33 AM Author: Elijah
I don't care how endentured she is destined to become. She looks liked she can handle it.
Date: Apr 10 2008 01:29:09 AM Author: m
Weak.
Date: Apr 10 2008 12:25:41 AM Author: X
Wait, what?
Not giving a shit about how you look can be a bummer, but spending every waking moment on things like what pant leg goes where and how many pounds of hat you can fit on your head makes you look like Jay McCarroll at a Thinking-Too-Hard Festival. Comments/Enlarge See all
We thought these guys didn’t get the memo that every doorgirl in the city has explicit instructions “not to let any striped shirts in.” Then we found out it’s a warning date rapists wear on purpose. “We use them to let girls know they should stay away,” one of them told us, “We don’t want to be tempted just as much as girls don’t want to get raped.”
THE XXXORCIST
Chris Nieratko: "Come Dorothy nel Mago di Oz ho ripetuto tre volte:“Accetto il pompino e non faccio causa".
INTERVISTA
FACCIA DA CULO
Ryan McGinley intervista Jack Walls, l'artista, ex-membro di gang, ex-eroinomane ed ex-fidanzato di Robert Mapplethorpe.
BLOG
E QUELLA CHE ROBA È?
L'amore è un diritto di tutti, ma questo non significa che puoi ingravidare un bovino se la tua ragazza ti rifiuta.
INTERVISTA
I DOCUMENTARI E LA FOLLIA
Frederick Wiseman è il migliore regista di documentari al mondo. Ma è anche molto probabile che non abbiate mai visto i suoi film.
