These sardonic 5s may not look like much but trust us, they are the most important people at this bar. They are as funny as old fags, they know where to go when it gets boring here, and they are guaranteed to have a couple of better-looking (but dumber) friends.
Fuck your shit, They look fucking good. Would sleep with left, would make out with right.
Date: Jun 02 2008 12:08:13 AM Author: ..
if the pale one didn't have down syndrome i'd flame her for choosing to wear that so called skirt that makes her hips/ass look huger than they have to. and what's with the knot? it's absolutely horrendous
Date: Jun 01 2008 11:59:45 PM Author: ew
Good thing these two have each other.
Date: May 28 2008 04:34:09 PM Author: Leonard
Exactly Matt. This caption is a classic Vice do. I miss it.
Date: May 15 2008 02:50:22 PM Author: Nicholas Cage
The girl on the left looks like my boyfriend
Date: May 15 2008 02:46:37 PM Author: groan
you jackasses aren't fit to wipe these girls' asses
Date: May 13 2008 10:56:57 PM Author: trina
1987 WOO!!!
Date: May 12 2008 04:36:21 PM Author: matt
classic vice
Date: May 09 2008 06:33:02 PM Author: ehutch
i think the one on the left is kinda cute in an odd sorta way, kinda maybe ish
these girls are AWESOME. Vice, for once I really FEEL your DO. I see the funniest girls in high school... they'll only get funnier and cooler as they get older. Enid and Rebecca (!from the comic, not the movie!)
minus 30 lbs and get rid of the unflattering clothes..GO GO
Date: Apr 13 2008 10:34:36 PM Author: allycaat.
Umm yeah, I'm not seeing it.
Date: Apr 12 2008 09:48:38 PM Author: -
the girl on the left looks like the sister of the guy from gummo
Date: Apr 12 2008 02:19:53 PM Author: Solid Seven
Can you get some women writers on your staff? If you've got them, how about some who aren't total chauvinists, defining what is hot in masculine terms. Sure you dissed the bitch in panties as an after thought (after coming in your own), but Vice is so sadly status quo.
Date: Apr 12 2008 10:33:55 AM Author: meg is an idiot
because thats what do's and don'ts are all about you fucking idiot. do and don't pretty much means hot or not. nice try meg.
Date: Apr 11 2008 03:46:53 AM Author: meg
why does almost all female entries in vice do's have to become a session of "hot or not".
Date: Apr 11 2008 01:57:48 AM Author: fu
"fags." i guess i'm not supposed to be reading this.
Date: Apr 10 2008 11:03:12 PM Author: Alcabiades
Sardonic? These two are probably giving each other elated high-fives right now because Vice deemed them DOs.
Date: Apr 10 2008 08:18:08 PM Author: Butthead
They look like sluts with fat butts.
Date: Apr 10 2008 07:52:37 PM Author: sageki
yes but if you have a 3some the the 5's X 3 = 15
That's a big number!
this is why i love the comments. since the do's and don'ts suck now we have more fun reading the comments......NIPPLES
Date: Apr 10 2008 04:09:08 PM Author: Sen. John Warner of Virginia
these gals are ZEROS!
Her tits on the other hand are in a category of their own...in which they receive a 10.
Date: Apr 10 2008 01:08:11 PM Author: justin
blech! oh gnarly...look at her nips! These ladies are 4s at best.
Date: Apr 10 2008 01:06:24 PM Author: Jason
Casserole for breakfast! Fuck me that's funny. Can I use that one?
Date: Apr 10 2008 08:19:31 AM Author: hana
the one on the left is quite clearly michelle from skins!duh!
Date: Apr 10 2008 05:34:05 AM Author: Mr Strazz
Its pretty obvious that these girls had depressed parents that fed them casserole for breakfast, breaking the chain of oppresion that surrounds meal times for centuries
you go 5s
Date: Apr 10 2008 12:17:40 AM Author: el xorro
I know you have something better to say I know I know!!!!!!
I bet they've been friends since like the 6th grade.
Date: Apr 09 2008 06:28:05 PM Author: JCS
fuck! they both cigarettes, don't they? make that the one in blue.
Date: Apr 09 2008 06:26:37 PM Author: John Cougar Sweatysack
The one with the cigarette is a 6. An intelligent 5 would never wear a dress like that.
Date: Apr 09 2008 06:13:45 PM Author: umm..
lefty has a lazy eye and the one on the right didn't fool any of you.
they knew what the caption would say before they even got dressed and left the house that night... it's the life story of a 4-5.5
Date: Apr 09 2008 05:57:06 PM Author: ryan
5's you have to be joking and i can’t stand those fucking retarded non-prescription glass. Plus why would you even take a chance following these bush pigs anywhere?
Date: Apr 09 2008 05:50:37 PM Author: raincity
I wouldn't let either of these girls suck a turd out of my ass!
Date: Apr 09 2008 05:36:58 PM Author: m
haha
Date: Apr 09 2008 03:36:22 PM Author: Progressive
Carson Daly has obviously bastardized the Dos and Don'ts forever and tarnished its reputation with shitty writing and tripe humor. All the vice crowd ever does is whine, so lets make our own version of Dos and Don'ts, featuring Daly as the first Dont.
Date: Apr 09 2008 03:34:56 PM Author: working
the one on the left looks like "Brenda" from the adventures of babysitting.
Date: Apr 09 2008 11:20:38 AM Author: an ideal of beauty
If the woman on the left wasn't a redhead, she might be a 5, but freckles and firecrotch add three points to any womans babe score.
The girl on the right has the kind of face that's perfectly pleasant and acceptable when you're within make out range of her but if you catch a glance of her from across the room she looks like a Polish peasant revolution preparing to overthrow your ass.
Date: Apr 09 2008 11:05:18 AM Author: .
true
Date: Apr 09 2008 10:34:04 AM Author: mrbojangles
over it: nice find.
both are ugly as shit, good caption though.
Date: Apr 09 2008 09:45:55 AM Author: Dig-it Dawgs
The one on the left is more than a 5, ain't she?
The one on the right, if she keeps it together and stays out there partying, will be one of those chicks who's worldly and hot when she's 45. Right now? Uh, not so much.
Date: Apr 09 2008 09:44:12 AM Author: looky
nips
Date: Apr 09 2008 09:37:28 AM Author: over it
did any of these fools even bother to read the caption.. really.
Date: Apr 09 2008 09:35:42 AM Author: yesinn
i dunno - the one on the left might just be a 5.5, or if i was drunker than i am now, a 6.
Date: Apr 09 2008 09:33:20 AM Author: Ceeb
Ick.
Ick.
Icky.
Seriously though these girls are utterly foul and should be seen as 3's or 4's.
If these are 5's in NYC you should move to Montreal.
Date: Apr 09 2008 06:58:50 AM Author: Yum
I'd eat the one on the left all night if she'd have me.
Date: Apr 09 2008 05:30:13 AM Author: wjhbdajw
YERGH
Date: Apr 09 2008 02:30:25 AM Author: 000
The one on the right is part of the "Dumpy Girlfriend,Shitty Apartment,Job In Construction" Vacation Package!Incidently these two do nothing for mine!
Date: Apr 09 2008 12:39:46 AM Author: gen
Nobody goes for front butt cameltoe unless theyre Jane Fonda from back in the day.
Someone named Carson Daly is living in fantasy island.
Date: Apr 09 2008 12:29:08 AM Author: der_rex
...are desperate.
Date: Apr 09 2008 12:25:25 AM Author: phaedra
i don't know man. the one on the left is definitely a winner.
Date: Apr 09 2008 12:01:26 AM Author: lol
fuckin nasty. definitely a DON'T. you guys fail.
Jesus Mother Mary and Joseph Fucking Christ what a specimen she is! Dude, you can get all the tattoos and dress-down army gear you want but you will never be anything more than a catatonic fetus in this goddess’ presence.
This guy is not a pimp, nor is he “pimping.” Pimps are parasitic rapists that turn desperate drug addicts into slaves and then beat them up. This is a sharply dressed old dude that understands being a grown-up is about having class and decorum no matter where you are or what you’re doing.
THE XXXORCIST
Chris Nieratko: "Come Dorothy nel Mago di Oz ho ripetuto tre volte:“Accetto il pompino e non faccio causa".
INTERVISTA
FACCIA DA CULO
Ryan McGinley intervista Jack Walls, l'artista, ex-membro di gang, ex-eroinomane ed ex-fidanzato di Robert Mapplethorpe.
BLOG
E QUELLA CHE ROBA È?
L'amore è un diritto di tutti, ma questo non significa che puoi ingravidare un bovino se la tua ragazza ti rifiuta.
INTERVISTA
I DOCUMENTARI E LA FOLLIA
Frederick Wiseman è il migliore regista di documentari al mondo. Ma è anche molto probabile che non abbiate mai visto i suoi film.
