“Coming through, people, coming through! Clear the way or I’ll be late for the Stupid Assholes With Pink Jackets and Tiny Backpacks convention. I’m due to give the keynote address in less than 30 minutes! What’s that? Well, since you must know, the topic is ‘Being a Ball-Sucking Shitstain With Fucking Shitty Poodle Hair in 2008.’”
hatepink, on Apr 11 2009 01:01:00 PM wrote: hahaha a Pink Poodle Man
brilliant caption, Vice
Date: Jun 21 2008 02:14:28 PM Author: bloke2dollar
he looks like an actor whos only ever roles were to play aging drug addled Britsh heavy rock stars
Date: May 30 2008 02:12:41 PM Author: jvrs
i thought he was fucking dutch.
i am dutch.
i feel embarassed.
Date: May 13 2008 05:28:39 PM Author: yeaah
wiggins, this actually reminds me of a dutch guy i know.
Date: May 07 2008 06:22:12 PM Author: stoner laughing
you don't even need the caption (which, I think, is kinda funny) cause this picture is PURE JOKES. It's the kind of picture you forget about and then the image just flashes across your brain and you start laughing uncontrollably and your co-workers think you're a nut-job.
Date: May 05 2008 08:47:14 PM Author: wiggins
for some reason i think of amsterdam when i see this.
Date: May 02 2008 04:19:33 AM Author: Juice
Is it me or are the streeties getting scarier?
Date: Apr 29 2008 01:39:27 PM Author: lame
ok now that is fucking funny
Date: Apr 27 2008 04:00:03 AM Author: Haha
First comment, ftw.
Date: Apr 04 2008 12:34:52 AM
Author: ...
...aaaaaaaaand the jaded hipsters are off!
time to tell vice where they went wrong!
Now, about this fucking pathetic caption...
Date: Apr 27 2008 12:51:48 AM Author: gary biscuits
who is writing these things now? I know you gotta stretch to make deadlines, but c'mon.
Date: Apr 26 2008 07:46:19 AM Author: aremski
haha funny shit. pure hate
Date: Apr 24 2008 11:24:12 AM Author: b.
best caption ever.
first time in a fucking while that i've laughed after one of the captions.
Date: Apr 22 2008 12:07:49 AM Author: kirsten
ruthlessly amazing.
Date: Apr 18 2008 08:42:56 AM Author: me
" worst. caption. ever."
amen
Date: Apr 17 2008 09:18:41 AM Author: cherokee chicadee
This dude is called "The pink lady." He lives in Miami Beach and tripped waaaayyyyy too much acid in the 60's. He likes to do this little wierd street performer dancing thing to his boom box on Lincoln Road and people actually pay and sometimes give him pink stuff. So...there ya go :) not Holland-only in the USA :)
Date: Apr 10 2008 05:17:18 PM Author: modo
this is the first time i laugh in a year after a don't
Date: Apr 10 2008 05:54:14 AM Author: Annie
thats not a lady, thats a man.
Date: Apr 09 2008 11:20:06 PM Author: anneurysm*
this lady's got legs. daaaaaaaang.
sexy flamingo coat. double daaaaang.
well defined wrinkles.
infinitydang.
what? i like androgynous old men!
Date: Apr 09 2008 06:06:55 AM Author: doom
i'm pretty sure i'd rather be hanging out with the dude on the bike than the one writing the caption though.
really, you can make up what he's doing all day long, but just look at him.
he's probably too busy saving the world with whatever tiny contraptions he has in his backpack rather than worrying about his poodle hair.
Date: Apr 09 2008 04:54:59 AM Author: J
Damn! People got anger issues! It's just a caption, it's not like if you read it and you don't like you're gonna have a shitty day, your roof is going to cave in on you and everything SUCKS just because. Sigh
Date: Apr 08 2008 10:09:49 AM Author: hahaha
look at this man! hahahaha what a legend!
Date: Apr 08 2008 01:46:06 AM Author: dang
he's got the body of a 17 year old girl
Date: Apr 07 2008 04:08:07 PM Author: soap box
Phil Spector Rides Again!
Date: Apr 07 2008 03:59:34 PM Author: Patrick
you are such idiots caring so much about pic comments on this page
Date: Apr 07 2008 02:26:24 PM Author: SR2
Give it up. Just run the damn pics and let us write the captions.
Date: Apr 07 2008 10:30:40 AM Author: come on
That's the best caption you could come up with?
Date: Apr 06 2008 09:41:22 PM Author: well
he is riding a style of bike designed for those who wear dresses and that jacket looks pretty warm. have you ever riden a bike on a cold day?
carson daly? seriously? if that's a joke, i commend you. if it isn't, then vice has seriously reached bottom.
Date: Apr 06 2008 01:33:45 PM Author: Im a fucking genius...
I read into who does Vice captions now.
Its Carson Daly people, Carson Daly.
On that note, fuck you Daly. You suck.
Date: Apr 05 2008 08:24:49 PM Author: Jordan
not funny
Date: Apr 05 2008 06:29:57 PM Author: .
FUCKING SHIT CAPTION.
Date: Apr 05 2008 06:25:21 PM Author: Gabriel
Not funny.
Date: Apr 05 2008 04:37:59 PM Author: kyle
"...Holy fuck! This must be in the Holland or someting. Look how clean the sidewalk is."
the holland...
wow
Date: Apr 05 2008 10:12:01 AM Author: hmm
the caption is hilarious but he looks warm and comfortable on his bike which is a fucking DO. Too bad he's not riding a fixed gear bike wearing a fashion scarf and Chrome shoulder bag like a fakenger then he'd be shuffled into the DO pile.
Date: Apr 05 2008 05:57:23 AM Author: where is the luv?
so much hate
Date: Apr 05 2008 01:25:50 AM Author: Dude
Best comment ever!
Date: Apr 04 2008 07:20:56 PM Author: d
This caption=shit.
Literally.nothing.more.to.say
Date: Apr 04 2008 07:00:51 PM Author: Martin Luther King
...Holy fuck! This must be in the Holland or someting. Look how clean the sidewalk is.
Where I live there is garbage all over the street. Bums everywhere...shit.
Date: Apr 04 2008 06:42:54 PM Author: I could do better
It's one thing to wear her panties, maybe even the occasional wardrobe. but her hair and purse... dude you're a fucking tranny
Date: Apr 04 2008 06:21:20 PM Author: John McCain Kimble
i agree that caption is pretty pale. the only reason this guy is a DON'T is probably cause of his age.. if he was 27 with that get-up you dudes would throw em in the DO's.
and saying someone old has Poodle Hair is becoming about as hack now as hearing someone say "Really?"
This is definitely a DO......some guys during their mid-life crisis buy motorcycles....This guy hits it hard with an array of general (dare I say) SWEETNESS......anybody with these kind of balls definitely gets props......PROPS YO!!!
is it true that mtv owns vice now? or is it internet bullshit?
can someone plese tell me?
Date: Apr 04 2008 03:50:45 PM Author: baz
dis caption is weak, like seven fuckin days!
Date: Apr 04 2008 03:12:08 PM Author: justin
it sounds like a meathead wrote this caption! "ball-sucking shitstain?"
Date: Apr 04 2008 01:46:30 PM Author: i have an idea
this shit is funny so fuck all you whiny homos, fuck the internet, and especially fuck g*vin mc*innes. what an old piece of shit.
Date: Apr 04 2008 01:25:25 PM Author: RETIRE THE DO'S AND DONT'S
YOU SUCK AT IMITATING ! GO HOME AND NEVER COME TO THE OFFICE AGAIN, POSER! AND, THIS SITE WON'T LET ME USE THE NAME GAV** MCINN**!
Date: Apr 04 2008 11:52:02 AM Author: kyle
is that carnaby street?
why is carnaby so empty?
and why is he riding a bike on carnaby?
and why would you take the time to make a dont out of anyone is soho?
they all dress like lunatics anyway.
its like shooting fish in a barrel.
Date: Apr 04 2008 11:18:41 AM Author: everyone
nail in the coffin.
Caption's so weak.
I'm out, laters vice.
it's been fun,
but it's not really any more.
Date: Apr 04 2008 10:51:11 AM Author: Matt Whitehead
This guy is Do. The caption is a Don't.
Date: Apr 04 2008 09:23:05 AM Author: Ceeb
Fuckin do.
Only because of the superfluous green bungie cord.
Date: Apr 04 2008 08:46:47 AM Author: me
What a handsome woman.
Date: Apr 04 2008 08:46:13 AM Author: .
but your friend the smartass wannabe in the red leatherjacket yesterday was a do?!?
Date: Apr 04 2008 08:35:51 AM Author: ahahaha
what part of ball sucking shitstain isn;'t funny.
Date: Apr 04 2008 08:19:59 AM Author: lol
the human spider!
Date: Apr 04 2008 08:00:57 AM Author: j.h.
can the dos and donts this shit is embarrassing
Date: Apr 04 2008 06:36:00 AM Author: muthafutha
first off, nevermind the Fucking Shitty Poodle Hair, as you put it, or his Being a Ball-Sucking Shitstain- the problem, is, he's on a bicycle in what is a clearly demarcated pedestrian zone, it's a throughfare for pedestrians ONLY; this fucker should be on the far left side of some busy....I'm assuming he's British, they're assholes, right? Anyway, let's pick on more people for riding bicycles.....forget about the Chinese though, they're coming around to their senses these days. what did the chinese godfather do? he gave them an offer they couldn't understand.
Date: Apr 04 2008 06:06:51 AM Author: Cricket
Er, steady on old chap, that's a bit strong isn't it?
Date: Apr 04 2008 05:32:17 AM Author: st.son
im gonna be real real serious right now. its not just the magazine and the captions. its the comments as well. you're all following in tradition of all other art, entertainment, and institutions by becoming more awful by the day. it is now official. if you are on this page, you are fucking stupid. and sure that counts me but only until the end of this sentence, then im out for good and off to find another cool thing and see it eventually get ruined by fucked heads.
Date: Apr 04 2008 04:10:14 AM Author: if only if only
someone could write a caption for vice's DOs & DONTs in its own voice. it wouldn't even need to make sense. in fact, i could probably make a madlib book of DOs and DONTs. but instead of nouns, verbs, and adjectives, there'd be articles of clothing, boring d-list celebrities, and words that describe the smell of balls.
Date: Apr 04 2008 03:53:23 AM Author: Marshall
The comment is funny, it reaches it's peak at "Poodle Hair". Read it out loud to someone you know.
Date: Apr 04 2008 02:57:19 AM Author: hurblish
why have these comments been steadily declining in quality of humour within the past few months?
who writes them?
Date: Apr 04 2008 02:44:37 AM Author: ...
worst. caption. ever.
i can deal with most of the garbage that has been passing as wit of late, but this is the most ridiculous shit ever. seriously, does vice hire twelve year olds to write these now? disappointed.
Date: Apr 04 2008 02:02:16 AM Author: 000
Old Rockers used to wear pink spandex and tight mesh shirts,it's only a matter of time that homosexuality takes over(to much stage grinding if you ask me)
Date: Apr 04 2008 12:34:52 AM Author: ...
...aaaaaaaaand the jaded hipsters are off!
time to tell vice where they went wrong!
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