That’s right, buddy. Keep nodding, keep laughing, and keep feigning surprise and interest in whatever totally pointless, boring shit she’s telling you. Getting laid with Swedish 5s is so easy even a midget in toddler sneakers can do it.
ok just because she has manface doesn't mean she aint womanly in the sac.
Subject: 8 year olds, dude. Date: Mar 07 2008 11:44:32 PM Author: Duderodomy
no dude. she's a 5 because 5 is a lot fucking funnier than 10. she's a 5 because it holds the joke together. if vice had made her a 10 we'd all cancel our subscriptions. the reason that's funny is because i only have a subscription to Senior Sluts.
Still; there's something precious about a guy that sticks up for a girl in a joke. I get the feeling you stuck up for the chicken crossing the road as a kid. ;)
Subject: underrated swedish ho Date: Mar 07 2008 05:43:18 PM Author: tree man gets a trimming
this blonde cutie only gets a 5 because Vice only likes women who dress like pretentious art school bimbos and do tacky stuff like wear golashes and pretend to smoke corncob pipes. adding tons of props and bullshit to your outfit is a good way for girls to decieve horndog scenster guys into thinking they're 10s. the bearded bespectacled dwarf here has the right idea.
Subject: stockholm glasses Date: Mar 07 2008 06:59:44 AM Author: martin
so stockholm people must be really daft if they want to look like their older unkle erik... i'm sorry, with the beard it's not even a jarvis cocker..
remember: good guys don't follow trends!
Subject: 000 Date: Mar 07 2008 05:56:59 AM Author: 000
He is a stout superhero foor the vertically challenged!!!Tall Evil Beware ...The Mad Torso...
Subject: err Date: Mar 06 2008 08:39:29 PM Author: Haley
If anything, the guy is a 5! The girl is actually pretty. The guy looks fucking DULL.
Subject: sss Date: Mar 06 2008 08:09:36 PM Author: wwww
azn nash wiley!
Subject: . Date: Mar 06 2008 06:06:02 PM Author: .
stop fucking recycling vice
Subject: sucks Date: Mar 06 2008 03:21:49 PM Author: ann arbor
"swedish 5" clearly refers to the person on the right in this picture
Subject: Is that Date: Mar 06 2008 01:08:35 PM Author: hi5es
Gavin McAnus
Subject: you Date: Mar 06 2008 10:48:40 AM Author: vunder
she's not a five! she's a seven at least.
Subject: heh Date: Mar 06 2008 09:28:25 AM Author: I'm a Swede
I'm a Swede. Those glasses are everywhere in Stockholm right now.
Oh, wait a minute, this isn't 2005?
Subject: . Date: Mar 06 2008 08:18:49 AM Author: tommy
rippin off gavin already? join the exodus - sbtvc.com
Subject: can't see what's wrong Date: Mar 06 2008 05:07:24 AM Author: seb
what's wrong with this pic ?
and guys with beards tell you this : grisl love it, so stop hassle with our manificent beards
Subject: beard Date: Mar 06 2008 02:53:35 AM Author: martin
he needs to shave his ugly beard.. and that glasses.. uffff.. can't stand this 'nerd' style or what ever it is called.. how on earth could any woman be attracted by guys like him???!! that's beyond my understanding.....
Subject: grey to black Date: Mar 06 2008 02:50:07 AM Author: Maarlen Bierhat
Þórðarsdóttir, hold onto his attention for dear life because he is about seven miles out of your league and you are never going to have balls like that in your mouth ever again (ever).
Subject: swedish 5's are all right by me Date: Mar 06 2008 01:43:14 AM Author: dan
funny or not, the thing is, this is true.
Subject: christ... Date: Mar 06 2008 01:26:47 AM Author: jebus
ok, i quit.. the new dos/donts writer sucks wieners.
streetboners is where its at.
piece in the crease, im out.
Subject: torso Date: Mar 06 2008 12:53:12 AM Author: sucka
Is it just me or does that guy have a disproportionately large torso, both in length and girth. He must work out.
Subject: you fucking Date: Mar 06 2008 12:34:36 AM Author: suck
try, grown men dressed like toddlers.. no need to drop the midget jab in there. midgets don't need that shit. dick.
Subject: I Date: Mar 06 2008 12:15:52 AM Author: Eat
Shit.
People still do this?
Subject: mutha Date: Mar 06 2008 12:01:54 AM Author: futha
swedish 5ives. fuck that.
That Christiane F., rained-on junkie-runaway thing is great for your early teens, but past 20 you just start looking more and more like "weekend mom." Comments/Enlarge See all
And on the steps of the Met, LES Sally continues her 20-year vigil for the return of the old New York. Comments/Enlarge See all
THE XXXORCIST
Chris Nieratko: "Come Dorothy nel Mago di Oz ho ripetuto tre volte:“Accetto il pompino e non faccio causa".
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FACCIA DA CULO
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