Women look at the girl on the left and say, “Those earrings and those sneakers? Bitch, please.” Men look at her and think, “I want to wrap her up in cotton wool and then slowly discover what every square inch of her ass tastes like.”

Date: Jun 13 2008 12:19:29 AM
Author: ( o) ( o)

i completely agree with amanda...

Your dick is fucking up your wit.



Date: Jun 05 2008 01:56:07 AM
Author: Dr Scientist

you're a keen observer, madame butterfly. what is off about the left is her interpupillary distance. be wary as she may give birth to a down syndrome child. do the eugenic thing and bang the flesh colored broad instead.



Date: Jun 04 2008 11:26:39 AM
Author: amanda

the whole "will i fuck that girl or not" thing is getting tedious. We know that you can find something fuckable about 99.9% of the weirdos in these pictures. big deal.



Date: Jun 02 2008 12:25:08 PM
Author: Baron Von Monkeychow

The dark haired girl is the kind that you screw for three weeks straight.



Date: May 30 2008 11:50:38 PM
Author: dg

there both 12



Date: May 28 2008 02:04:51 AM
Author: madame butterfly

dunno, something is kind of off about her. her head's too big or something.



Date: May 24 2008 02:38:02 PM
Author: horny like a puppy

I would do either one of these girls ( I prefer the dark haired girl ) til my member fell off.



Date: May 22 2008 07:16:57 PM
Author: JKK

both these girls look 13 at most....



Date: May 21 2008 08:26:26 PM
Author: dr. phil

the sneakers are just ugly. they're like weird jazz shoes....



Date: Apr 24 2008 07:44:50 AM
Author: eh

i like Vice a lot, but i don't get what it is with them wanting to fuck every mildly attractive woman. sure she's pretty, but she's not like wow hot.



Date: Apr 21 2008 08:27:05 PM
Author: jaash

It would taste like poo and a penny but who cares?



Date: Apr 10 2008 06:17:34 AM
Author: mchammer

you are wrong, some girls look at her and think...lose the dress, keep the socks and come back to mine...



Date: Apr 04 2008 04:03:04 PM
Author: yes

oh my god damn she's pretty



Date: Mar 24 2008 09:27:51 PM
Author: FlashTimes

So true.



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