Oh, to be wheeled to the banks of the river Styx by an immaculately attired angel of death who smells like lilies and brimstone and softly murmurs songs of praise in a stately baritone.
Malone, on Oct 15 2008 03:36:59 PM wrote: you guys should SHUT THE FUCK UP with seeing fucking racial bullshits everywhere when two different coloured people appear to be on the same picture. This is simply an awesome picture
solideo, on Jul 27 2008 05:47:34 AM wrote: this is true racial unity.
Date: May 18 2008 06:38:56 AM Author: .
a trip to the doctor after a night of anal sex with a black man
Date: Mar 28 2008 01:14:47 AM Author: Johannes
There's a VW golf in the background.
Date: Mar 19 2008 10:26:36 AM Author: poopy
Driving Mr. Daisy TO HELL!!!!
Subject: Levine Date: Mar 06 2008 01:42:38 PM Author: haplito
Isn't this a Malamud story?
Subject: scatty Date: Feb 28 2008 12:51:43 AM Author: junglestu
i think it was taken by a mobile phone camera, it is a cool picture like something from a dream and the guy pushing the wheel chair says hey mister my father wants to say something to you so you walk close to the geezer in the wheelchair and he says i know what you dream about and i think your a dirty heathen and then the floor opens up and you start falling to the centre of the earth and wake up screaming but you forget about the dream until you see him the street 4 months later and think fuck de ja vous and then remember the dream but they dont stop and do what was in the dream but walk off
Subject: Jews and Blacks Date: Feb 21 2008 01:33:08 PM Author: Hava Nagila (or whatever)
Hilarious, but why doctor it up with early 90's Photoshop filters, Vice? Is that what's next on the cool list?
Subject: wtf?! Date: Feb 18 2008 06:11:18 AM Author: texas2strep
yeah that black dude looks freaky! That is kinda scary
Subject: . Date: Feb 16 2008 06:04:37 PM Author: .
why is the hassid yid being wheeled around by a schvartze?
Subject: Hee-hee. Date: Feb 15 2008 03:37:50 PM Author: DAG
I can just hear him now...
"O Lord, I open now.
I just receive Your love.
Your joy now fills my heart.
Your peace has freed my soul."
Then, a hearty "HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!" like Geoffrey Holder in the James Bond flick, "Live and Let Die".
& see? Prada works for both Geechies and Heebs.
Subject: that picture is fucking sick Date: Feb 13 2008 06:53:19 PM Author: d.
ho
lee
Subject: interesting Date: Feb 12 2008 11:43:34 PM Author: Rach
the song ebony and ivory springs to mind!
Subject: yes Date: Feb 11 2008 02:55:51 PM Author: damo
" what a beautiful description for once assholes"
yes, i agree. LOLZ YOU GUYS SUCK
Subject: my friend Date: Feb 07 2008 05:51:01 AM Author: mike
yea i have a gangsta jewish friend and i call him wheels
Subject: o Date: Feb 07 2008 01:28:56 AM Author: lauren
what a beautiful description for once assholes
Subject: a jew Date: Feb 06 2008 09:02:12 AM Author: stawberry george
and a black dude theres a delicious combination
work bored work kill time wink at dudes
Subject: wow Date: Feb 06 2008 02:36:29 AM Author: captain oy
When my rabbi said we should let darkness push us into action, I didn't think he was this fucking serious.
Subject: oh so much Date: Feb 05 2008 11:01:43 PM Author: elo
I read the caption, it moves me to read it to my girlfriend, she turns the channel on the TV and there's a Jewish wedding on the next channel.
Subject: Sick Date: Feb 05 2008 05:09:10 PM Author: of it
another latent-racist case of the black man becoming a shadowy death figure... cheers Vice... you did it again.
Subject: foto Date: Feb 05 2008 07:10:02 AM Author: j
the black guy looks like a ghost on that foto
Subject: 000 Date: Feb 04 2008 09:09:03 AM Author: 000
Morose Mascot for the Tampa Bay Killme's
Subject: mutha Date: Feb 04 2008 08:31:25 AM Author: futha
lilies and brimstone- whatever vice
how about diamonds and cocaine
that doesn't werk does it
fuck it
Subject: baritone? Date: Feb 04 2008 03:35:08 AM Author: daney
do you really think he is?
Subject: shit my pants Date: Feb 03 2008 10:22:08 PM Author: n.
this is the scariest fucking picture i have ever seen.
Subject: juice Date: Feb 03 2008 05:22:56 PM Author: sam
Subject: That Guy Date: Feb 03 2008 03:40:25 PM Author: whatwouldjoshdo?
Youseedem? Chasidem!
Subject: go lightly Date: Feb 03 2008 01:13:54 PM Author: petey
that's an amazing caption. Props to the person who's finally taking advice about the shoddy captions.
Subject: ++ Date: Feb 03 2008 12:21:01 PM Author: 3reich
handicap man
black people
jewes
gay people?
Subject: Superbowl Prediction Date: Feb 03 2008 12:08:05 PM Author: Bob
My Superbowl prediction.......
Giants 24- Patriots 14
Subject: finally! Date: Feb 03 2008 11:32:24 AM Author: justin
back to the bearded williamsburg, its about time
Subject: thx Date: Feb 03 2008 11:30:02 AM Author: blowfly
whoever is writing these things is finally hitting their stride
Subject: ? Date: Feb 03 2008 05:24:29 AM Author: ?
Is this the most brilliant caption of all time, or what?
Subject: granpa theft blotto Date: Feb 03 2008 01:59:14 AM Author: eltonbong at myspace
Fuck, thats they guy that stole my grampa!!!!
Subject: boo Date: Feb 03 2008 12:17:29 AM Author: gay boy
superbowl sucks
Subject: First Date: Feb 03 2008 12:08:57 AM Author: to say...
GO GIANTS!
"No, it's nice. There's all these young girls and the sun's not too bad... Oh, you meant me? I'm just the same old shitty Carl." Comments/Enlarge See all
It’s still summer in Australia and everyone’s dressing like a fat Japanese girl that’s sleeping at your house because her dad found her dildo and he is fucking furious but she could give a shit and she’s not falling for his tyrannical bullshit anymore.
THE XXXORCIST
Chris Nieratko: "Come Dorothy nel Mago di Oz ho ripetuto tre volte:“Accetto il pompino e non faccio causa".
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FACCIA DA CULO
Ryan McGinley intervista Jack Walls, l'artista, ex-membro di gang, ex-eroinomane ed ex-fidanzato di Robert Mapplethorpe.
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E QUELLA CHE ROBA È?
L'amore è un diritto di tutti, ma questo non significa che puoi ingravidare un bovino se la tua ragazza ti rifiuta.
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I DOCUMENTARI E LA FOLLIA
Frederick Wiseman è il migliore regista di documentari al mondo. Ma è anche molto probabile che non abbiate mai visto i suoi film.
