“Don’t no motherfuckers do anything in this town without talking to Captain Garbage first. I run the garbage in this town. If you got a problem with your garbage––somethin’ you can’t fix, well, you come have a sit down here with me in this garbage and I’m-a handle it. Simple as that.”
Date: May 23 2008 05:27:42 AM Author: Chapayev Machine-Gunner
The best by far, many rollings in the aisles I've had re-reading this one.
Date: May 17 2008 06:20:58 PM Author: JayP
Will you fucking cunt bags get rid of the fucking Jeep Ads shitting all over my screen. Unless these Ads are here to make me not want to come to your site, or buy a jeep.
Idiot fucktards, you know better.
Date: May 17 2008 03:44:15 PM Author: hans
Great caption- he looks like a U-boat captain shipwrecked in NYC.
Date: May 11 2008 04:07:58 AM Author: mungraker
CAPTAIN GARBAGE!
Date: Apr 23 2008 03:41:19 PM Author: Mike
This guy makes Keith Richards look like Richard Simmons....
Date: Mar 30 2008 10:22:35 AM Author: Alex
This is Dwayne Dog Chapman in exactly four years after he blows all his money on ice.
Good for you fuck face!
Date: Mar 24 2008 01:12:09 PM Author: Stringer Bell
Well, it looks like we've found Iggy's biological father
Subject: oh nick....... Date: Mar 10 2008 06:01:32 AM Author: scotthn
nick noltie looks like shit these days.....
Subject: ahoy captain! Date: Mar 06 2008 03:03:45 PM Author: james
i am for once at a loss of words
Subject: <3 Date: Mar 03 2008 08:53:49 PM Author: WhamBamGlam
Does he have a son?
Subject: this guy Date: Feb 27 2008 03:04:32 PM Author: martin
.. is a typical pete doherty impersonator... just more years, more drugs and a lot dirtier than the original.. you see, you don't need that bloody trilby to be cool.. do it like the captain!
Subject: fuck yeah Date: Feb 07 2008 05:57:28 AM Author: yep
if you and your best friend dug up charles bukowski and had a college-'80's-party-movie style weekend with him, this is what he'd look like during the duran duran montage/end credits.
Subject: !!!!! Date: Feb 07 2008 05:56:55 AM Author: mike
this is your best friends dad if he was a crack addict
Subject: fack Date: Feb 04 2008 02:02:23 PM Author: clitoris rex
The fact that this exists has solved a lot of my problems...seriously
Subject: Rings Date: Feb 04 2008 12:55:39 PM Author: Ryan Parker
He has like 6 different class rings... Any high school have come missing people?
Subject: ` Date: Feb 04 2008 09:38:32 AM Author: Attica
Ed Zipco
Subject: do Date: Feb 04 2008 05:25:43 AM Author: do
bukowski
Subject: you know things Date: Feb 01 2008 02:42:02 AM Author: have gone downhill for Vice
when the retarded folks writing comments have oh so much better captions then the caption writer himself.
Subject: this dude... Date: Jan 30 2008 10:03:42 PM Author: Rickles
Ever since they cancelled Dog the Bounty Hunter's show, "Dirty Duane" as he's now referred to, has really let himself go. It's called water... drink some once a year at least bro.
Subject: subject Date: Jan 30 2008 02:32:07 PM Author: Author
More of this and less of the other shit you write. Is that a blue suede/velour jump suit?
Subject: Date: Jan 30 2008 01:58:40 PM Author: Lando
this was pretty good; the first time I saw it in Vice in 2002.
Subject: I laaf it! Date: Jan 30 2008 11:44:01 AM Author: D
Love the ambition to dress up no matter what...
Subject: What? Date: Jan 30 2008 07:27:29 AM Author: who?
He's a guitar away from being Keef Richards.
Subject: cool Date: Jan 29 2008 11:14:55 PM Author: k
what a cool bastard, definition of a do
Subject: Dad? Date: Jan 29 2008 10:33:54 PM Author: Hans
wow I think that guy might be my dad...I haven't heard from him in a while...it really looks like him
Subject: I hope.. Date: Jan 29 2008 08:57:01 PM Author: Fitz
....when I'm a down n' out, homeless junkie that I look this suave, lol
Subject: :: Date: Jan 29 2008 04:02:30 PM Author: ::
Mickey Rourke, but cleaner.
Subject: wind Date: Jan 29 2008 03:06:44 PM Author: bag
what ever happened to the lost art of the one liner? Dog the bounty hunter remembers. You have to pack a lunch for most of the do's and dont's these days.
Subject: recycling bad Date: Jan 29 2008 01:49:56 PM Author: king of the trash
Hey its old King of the Trash,
wasn't he funny enough originally?
I used him as an example of how being a 'do' is about atitude.
Now he sucks.
Vice, fix this.
Subject: Dog Date: Jan 29 2008 01:06:51 PM Author: hkasdf
Dog the Bounty Hunter?
Subject: vice is so not what it used to be Date: Jan 29 2008 12:15:50 PM Author: aesk47
Bla bla bla bla bla, bla bla!! Bloo bla bloo bla bla, bloo bloo bloo! Lol!! Bla bla bli, bli bli bloo, bla bla bla!!
Subject: frickfuck Date: Jan 29 2008 11:31:02 AM Author: charly said
Well, in light of all this recycling of dos and donts, I'm glad that you guys had the time to throw in some good ol' garbage into the pile.
wait, it's still ol' garbage. oh well. at least this one is funny. keep up the lolz, vice, people are starting to disown your publication. It really is not what it used to be. Get your shit together or fade out as a relic of the 2000's like how rolling stone magazine worked for the 60s or 70s or whatever but not the now.
PS the vice guide to Vancouver was inaccurate-ish
Subject: a good one? Date: Jan 29 2008 10:58:48 AM Author: wow
the first do/don't that's made me laugh in a while
Subject: weak. Date: Jan 29 2008 10:31:47 AM Author: adam
weak vice, weak. where's my sloppy-yet-pretty girls in hightops?
Subject: Captain Garbage's face Date: Jan 29 2008 09:27:59 AM Author: The Sports Hernia
Interesting fact: My face is commonly mistaken for not just an ashy tray, but cigarette butts as well.
Subject: 000 Date: Jan 29 2008 06:26:07 AM Author: 000
Yep,My life just turned around when I quit Drinkin',I'm a real sober sally now! I'm a teetotaler ever since I run outta mouthwash!Hey you got any mouth wash
Subject: fuck the naysayers Date: Jan 29 2008 05:41:55 AM Author: fuck haute couture
anyone who doesn't find this funny doesn't even have a pulse. Come on, 'Captain Garbage'? Are you stupid? That's hilarious.
Subject: tssk tssk Date: Jan 29 2008 04:57:57 AM Author: brian orsak
not at all funny but sucky
Subject: mutha Date: Jan 29 2008 02:00:36 AM Author: futha
gav if he stuck it out at vice
Subject: turd Date: Jan 29 2008 01:53:11 AM Author: poop
sup douches
Subject: you assholes Date: Jan 29 2008 01:33:53 AM Author: get new material
this is old...
Subject: this man is Date: Jan 29 2008 01:12:41 AM Author: second
god
Subject: first Date: Jan 29 2008 12:21:16 AM Author: gilbert
dad, is that you?
Some guys are smart enough to know the only way you’re going to get Asian chicks is to turn down the thug and turn up the Sesame Street.
Someone sent this to us claiming he was, “the best dressed guy of all time,” which is true if the top of him is in the early 90s and the bottom of him is a Chinese dude from rural Beijing who somehow gets the internet.
THE XXXORCIST
Chris Nieratko: "Come Dorothy nel Mago di Oz ho ripetuto tre volte:“Accetto il pompino e non faccio causa".
INTERVISTA
FACCIA DA CULO
Ryan McGinley intervista Jack Walls, l'artista, ex-membro di gang, ex-eroinomane ed ex-fidanzato di Robert Mapplethorpe.
BLOG
E QUELLA CHE ROBA È?
L'amore è un diritto di tutti, ma questo non significa che puoi ingravidare un bovino se la tua ragazza ti rifiuta.
INTERVISTA
I DOCUMENTARI E LA FOLLIA
Frederick Wiseman è il migliore regista di documentari al mondo. Ma è anche molto probabile che non abbiate mai visto i suoi film.
