Imagine how horny you’d have to be to waste your time talking with a girl dressed like a prepubescent bike-messenger prostitute in space boots. Right now he’s promising himself, “I’ll fuck a few of these just to get back on my feet. Then, after I get my confidence back up, I’m coming right back into the game.”
Rainbow Sprite's Dildo, on Apr 16 2009 06:03:06 AM wrote: It just kept loading, falling further and further into this psychotic cartoon practical joke.
Brilliant!
Subject: death,death and more death Date: Aug 14 2007 03:34:50 PM Author: 5th horseman
dont those bricks look like their about to fall? dear god lets hope so
Subject: ? Date: Jul 05 2007 09:25:03 AM Author: Hazero
her feet look like their suffering from retardation!
Subject: ummm... Date: Jun 24 2007 04:12:39 PM Author: Steve
look at the angle her right foot is pointing in relation to the direction she's facing... wtf?!
Subject: 000 Date: Jun 09 2007 04:21:51 PM Author: 000
this is how people from the praries dressed at raves in 1994,She dropped some XTC in mossejaw and it somehow transported her to 2007.I pity the attractive brunette in big sunglasses, strapless blackdress, and lots of braclets who is now surrounded by glowsticks in a field.
Subject: the guy Date: Apr 23 2007 05:04:22 PM Author: warmrevolver
I moved that guy to greenpoint. He's married (beard???) & makes handbags. German etc. He had a ton of heavy shit but he paid good. Bought us beers. Probably should stay indoors & sew instead of going out.
Subject: question Date: Mar 25 2007 07:21:24 PM Author: Tommy
Is that actually a girl? Cos there's a fairly strong element of "ladyboy" in that whole ensemble
Subject: cunt bag Date: Mar 24 2007 01:02:53 AM Author: me
jesus christ. theres no way to even point out everything thats wrong in this picture. that broad looks absolutely ridiculous. fuckin moon boots. hahaa
Subject: coke Date: Mar 04 2007 04:54:32 AM Author: dee z. nuts
theyre discussing the latest trends in jean fashion
Subject: The Right to Bear Arms Date: Feb 25 2007 08:46:16 AM Author: Chrissy Anne
At least she supports the 2nd Amendment
Subject: Patta's. Date: Feb 19 2007 10:36:03 AM Author: Ace
I actually want those shoes. Real bad.
Subject: about this Date: Dec 29 2006 11:53:50 AM Author: kugey
C'mon - the guy is queerer than a 3 dollar bill, y'all! Maybe he is hoping she brought her strap-on along for some action. That guy wants pussy like a wound wants salt.
Subject: sdfsdf Date: Dec 12 2006 07:06:11 AM Author: fsdf
that's the kind of girl who you just pull her hair and fucking choke her and smack her in the face while you just pummel her pussy as hard as you can. like, hate fucking. she's probably a french canadian whore.
Subject: Shifty Date: Dec 10 2006 03:44:54 PM Author: Hopper
Nice Juicebox...
Subject: morning glory Date: Dec 10 2006 07:04:23 AM Author: flarb
isn't he sitting on an ironing board?
Subject: hahha Date: Aug 16 2006 06:59:47 PM Author: mf-villian
because you see a nigga like his girls with a little mo chicken
Subject: eww. Date: Aug 16 2006 06:59:19 PM Author: mf-villian
ewww that bitch ugly opps hahahhaahaha
Subject: Is that muppet fur? Date: May 31 2006 05:49:42 PM Author: moi
I cant tell who has the penis.....
Subject: SORRY Date: May 31 2006 03:18:44 PM Author: MITCH
THIS IS ONE IS JUST TOO EASY. EVEN I HAVE STANDARDS.
Subject: little manchild Date: May 30 2006 09:10:56 PM Author: iamsam
that tootsy bitch looks like my cousin Eric in moonboots!
Subject: fgrbrtgfbv Date: May 29 2006 10:32:15 PM Author: gvbev
i just puked
Subject: gramps Date: May 28 2006 10:57:42 AM Author: Lou
That dude is way too fuckin' old to be dressed that way.
Subject: uh Date: May 27 2006 05:49:38 PM Author: d
is that ian mackaye?
Subject: Ummm.. yes, Date: May 18 2006 08:03:50 PM Author: Hi
are you people freakin blind? All these posts, and only one, says anything about that girl, being a lil' man!! that's right, look again.
And the other guy is obviously a gay porn director, fucking duhh!!!
Subject: except for the boots Date: May 18 2006 07:00:48 PM Author: napoleon
she is hot
Subject: cmon Date: May 18 2006 01:16:28 PM Author: harshness
give the guy a break, he obvious just got divorced and hell, after being out of the game for 10 or 20 years you gotta start somewhere right?
Subject: dad Date: May 18 2006 10:38:38 AM Author: james
Sweet Creeping Jesus! Is that my dad?!?
Subject: Spaceboy Date: May 17 2006 03:47:34 PM Author: Miss Woo
That's a chick??????Then where are her tits? Oh, I see.. that's why vice writers aka douchebags don't like her. She isn't showing any.
Subject: you can tell. Date: May 17 2006 12:13:20 PM Author: soulinite
You can tell just looking at this chick that she never mentally got over being the "Zaney" girl in highschool and so is dressing up like a shit clown and hanging out in bars alone in a desperate attempt to delay for as long as possible having to face the fact that she's nothing special.
Subject: spandex Date: May 15 2006 04:28:20 PM Author: Dee Snider
You guys are kidding yourselves, that's some fine
ladyboy. Speaking of which, hey Vice, where's that
Tranny Issue? Vice...? Vice...?
Subject: notch the bedpost Date: May 14 2006 04:18:37 PM Author: Something Else
Oh no I think he rather likes racking up numbers, judging from his his plastic wrapped massage table.
Subject: wht eva Date: May 13 2006 06:53:48 PM Author: fille francaise
oh come on, you'd fuck her.
Subject: He knows. Date: May 12 2006 05:33:52 PM Author: Nick
Look at the expression on his face - he knows he's been caught. He knows that we know that he knows.
Subject: Artiste in da Boots Date: May 12 2006 04:42:15 PM Author: Nikk
I would hold off on her if that is her real name.
Subject: more snobs Date: May 12 2006 04:07:56 PM Author: ugh
i don't much like her work either.
Subject: Shoe McShoerton Subject lineroooh Date: May 12 2006 10:16:07 AM Author: Shoe God
Those shoes are only worn by two types of people, "I can't believe it's not the 1990's" post-ravers, and Asians who don't know better.
You can't fault the girl for being a dumb slut from the gutter though... they may not be human beings in the nominal sense, but, someone needs to fuck them.
Subject: up Date: May 12 2006 07:55:09 AM Author: fred upstairs
dear vice
can i have my heart and soul back please
yours
the creative industry
Subject: dissssss Date: May 12 2006 07:53:10 AM Author: art snob
whats depressing is you like her work.
ba-zing!
Subject: the true Date: May 12 2006 07:17:04 AM Author: zsf
take the boots off and shes pretty fine
Subject: Mungo Date: May 12 2006 07:11:57 AM Author: Stonesthrower
Doesn't matter if she's the Mona Lisa, she still looks like a fuckwank.
Subject: I think Date: May 12 2006 04:01:11 AM Author: Dave Fritter
The bloke looks quite nice though.
Subject: Mmm Date: May 12 2006 02:50:40 AM Author: sNax
shes like a tasty pancake waiting to be flipped.
Subject: whoa Date: May 11 2006 09:40:14 PM Author: no way!
thats lisa alisa???? i like her work. how depressing
Subject: She's an Artist Date: May 11 2006 07:27:18 PM Author: Fools
That is Lisa Alisa an artist that draws pictures of asian women fighting all sorts of animals and each other.
Subject: no harm no foul Date: May 11 2006 06:24:39 PM Author: hey!
I'm just saying, don't blame Ally Sheedy for other peoples' mistakes.
Subject: rut Date: May 11 2006 04:18:50 PM Author: rudiger
sometimes the slumpbuster is a do
Being all serious about DJing is pretty bad but how about being all serious about chest hair, sexy underwear and having woman’s hands? Could this guy possibly waste more of his own time?
Sorry, but junkies are funny. If you had seen the way this guy was hopping around his broken bicycle like a poisoned kangaroo trying to revive its dead mother, you too would have laughed in his oblivious face.
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FACCIA DA CULO
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