One of the advantages of growing up with a lot of sisters is you can do the loner nerd thing with a pretty apt sense of style. That way girls see a brooding intellectual who’s about to become rich instead of a desperate masturbator who eats his own dandruff.

scientist, on Dec 18 2008 07:14:03 PM wrote:
pll just dont understand that scientists got something that is more precious then money

einstein didnt give shit about money


Date: May 30 2008 03:26:30 PM
Author: crossedwire

One of the jew jew who jew jews are jew jewy jew jew without jew jewing? what I can't even read that



Subject: 000
Date: Mar 05 2008 08:34:34 AM
Author: 000

"By Jove Elliot,You've wandered into the"Baro" again with all the poor folk"hahahahahahahaha genious!!



Subject: and i was him
Date: Oct 22 2007 01:18:29 AM
Author: specialboy

i have three older sisters. Thus, i think this is very true.
including the dandruff...
and wanking



Subject: yay
Date: Oct 21 2007 04:47:31 PM
Author: ...

funniest caption ever. who eats their own dandruff?



Subject: love
Date: Jul 05 2007 11:21:41 AM
Author: Jakobi

Is this the guy from the Long Blondes?



Subject: not clear
Date: Mar 30 2007 12:36:16 PM
Author: Ich

Does he work at that place?



Subject: jhg
Date: Aug 20 2006 04:14:46 PM
Author: hjg

whatta faggit



Subject: makes you wonder
Date: Aug 14 2006 04:27:50 PM
Author: Robert

I still say it beats eating other people's dandruff.



Subject: fuck no
Date: Jul 10 2006 04:30:54 AM
Author: thug mcgraw

fuck no...the Dunks, the tee-over-polo, the popped collar, you cunts are blind. that kid is trying harder than an emo Kanye West. extra queer.



Subject: Dear Juan,...
Date: Jun 08 2006 08:53:51 AM
Author: TomW

Dear Juan,

Well I came to the subway janitor station to meet you. Just like you said. I waited over an hour, and you never showed!

You big rat!

It smells like pee down here!

I hate you.

Edgar

p.s. I miss your dick.



Subject: ummm.....no
Date: May 31 2006 05:50:59 PM
Author: moi

When the fuck was this picture taken? He just got done with that mop bucket....back to work!



Subject: ghmm
Date: May 29 2006 03:25:09 PM
Author: fjh

animalmonster??



Subject: animalmonster?
Date: May 29 2006 01:51:16 PM
Author: j

guy makes beats that'll slice your face up though



Subject: Nike Air
Date: May 24 2006 04:06:12 AM
Author: DX

I dunno about his style, but the 80's-era high-tops are a nice touch.



Subject: Boyo
Date: May 16 2006 05:38:46 PM
Author: Ni-kk

They sold guns on Ebay once upon a time.

Try gunsamerica.com.



Subject: to those that came before me
Date: May 16 2006 02:26:08 PM
Author: Pete M.

A. they don't sell guns on ebay dipshit (i've tried)

B.you busted you ass turning your brother into a pussy? way to go sis, he really owes you one now huh?

C."a gem from the south of France" - what wannabe tryhard bullshit is that? pack it in dillrod 'cause your shit is WEAK!



Subject: Help
Date: May 15 2006 04:34:41 PM
Author: Elliot Winchester III

"Dear Vice, I'm not sure if you'll receive this
as I'm in the ghettos of South Brompton and
quite possibly shan't return. Please send
help with due haste..."



Subject: monsyr
Date: May 15 2006 04:09:18 PM
Author: henry

girls from the south of france (nice is an exception with a gigantic asterisk) are NOT good looking. unless you like vaginas that look like an enchanted forrest and smell like lil lisa slurry



Subject: Lots of losers
Date: May 14 2006 07:40:50 PM
Author: Monsyr

So many fuckin' losers posting on this thing. I know this guy couldn't give half a twat about your bullshit, he's on his way to getting pussy like Eddie Murphy was getting during the time of Delerious. I be laughing when he takes your Indie girlfriend from you and she cries on your shoulder when he ditches her for a gem from the south of France.



Subject: i hate him
Date: May 14 2006 03:52:17 AM
Author: dt

i want his shoes.. so i can beat him around the head repeatedly... dude spent more cash on those badboys than the rest of his outfit put together...



Subject: wht eva
Date: May 13 2006 06:13:58 PM
Author: fillefrancaise

hey come on, give the osborne kid some credit, jack's lost a LOT of weight. just. three. more. poooounds... loving those new pocket size GI counters.



Subject: oh yeah?
Date: May 12 2006 07:58:49 AM
Author: one of those many sisters

i busted my ass turning my brother into one of those. He still doesn't get any ass. I guess its like repellant in braindead California.

Its gotten so bad i'm trying to ship him to Germany, where he'll finally be with his own kind. I'm expecting it to be like Free Willy, but with Willy weighing only 98 pounds.



Subject: dinner
Date: May 12 2006 02:31:41 AM
Author: clark griswald

do people really eat their own dandruf? how? sprinkle it on their food like salt?



Subject: I hate stufff
Date: May 11 2006 11:32:55 PM
Author: No

"He's no intellectual he's signing off after his cleaning shift in the subway toilets"

That somehow makes him cooler in a Robert Dinero in Taxi Driver kind of way. I can imagine him coming home after a hard day of work in shit, reading Nietzsche, and ordering guns off ebay.



Subject: Dustpan
Date: May 11 2006 07:59:15 PM
Author: man

He's no intellectual he's signing off after his cleaning shift in the subway toilets



Subject: dude
Date: May 11 2006 01:44:16 PM
Author: bomshel

well i can honestly say, your sisters taught you well.
a girl will think better of a loner weirdo if he is dressed well.
suddenly the word weirdo is traded for intellectual, and loner is traded for quiet.
and presto, your a quiet intellectual. you have gone from creepy to cool.

FYI the guy in the pic needs a serious haircut.
the Isro isnt doing anything for him.



Subject: heimy
Date: May 11 2006 12:35:47 PM
Author: prime meridian

put his smarmy ass back under the stairs!



Subject: Carter J. Burke
Date: May 11 2006 10:52:55 AM
Author: Verr Maj

I don't know, why but I get a Paul Riser from that kid



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