This douchebag has been sleeping on my couch for THREE MOTHERFUCKING WEEKS. After considering every punishment from chopping him in half with a Samurai sword to simply raping him, I came up with a doozy. I’m going to let him live out his miserable shit sack of a life.
eric van tonder, you are officially invited to all parties for ever more
Subject: couchman Date: Mar 17 2008 07:16:43 AM Author: eric van tonder
a little 'deep heat' on the sphincter will do the trick
Subject: burn that couch Date: Feb 23 2008 12:40:49 PM Author: /
now!!!
Subject: this Date: Feb 15 2008 04:31:04 PM Author: Akco
Admitably though that sofa does look damn comfy...
Subject: with wrinkely ballz Date: Jan 21 2008 08:15:15 PM Author: gray old men
thats who owns mtv..... they own vice??? does that mean mtv will get better... or vice will get dummer?
Subject: fuck. Date: Jan 13 2008 11:41:42 PM Author: alone, and incomplete
I had so much faith in vice.
this was my first time back to the website in months, I haven't even though about glancing at my magazines.
fuck you, mtv - and fuck you shitty vice owner(s) that let me down.
Subject: nice stuff Date: Jan 02 2008 04:16:57 PM Author: kelvin black
this is a good one. sweetmarinss@yahoo.com
Subject: ancient Date: Jan 01 2008 05:18:12 PM Author: ////
THIS IS FUCKING OLD
Subject: ? Date: Jan 01 2008 04:38:13 AM Author: !!
VBS is owned by the same guys that own MTV.
Subject: ? Date: Dec 31 2007 10:43:25 PM Author: ?
What's all this about MTV buying out Vice? Please explain all the reruns?
Subject: G-Shock Date: Dec 31 2007 05:47:49 AM Author: G-Shock
I'm in germany and I see a fucking G-Shock ad!
Now would you please be so kind to remove this off-topic post, dear vice.
Subject: I Date: Dec 31 2007 02:50:05 AM Author: Eat
Shit
Subject: apalling. Date: Dec 31 2007 02:00:43 AM Author: Leela
Ewww. He's getting your couch all cocky.
Subject: mcgee Date: Dec 30 2007 07:20:10 PM Author: dick
Vice is just pissed that he's reading SPIN.
Subject: Thank you!!!!! Date: Dec 30 2007 06:46:04 PM Author: Tony Badassassino
Dear Vice/MTV-
Thank you for semi-banning me by only allowing me one post per 24 hours on each of my computers. Seriously, do you know what a hit this makes me with the ladies, getting banned by MTV? I've been deified!!!!
Subject: hmm Date: Dec 30 2007 06:07:23 PM Author: kpa
is that amy winehouse?
Subject: mutha Date: Dec 30 2007 04:47:48 PM Author: futha
"someone needs to go put one of them wooden laundry pins on his nads."
good one, tony!
Subject: burn his dead body for new years Date: Dec 30 2007 11:00:31 AM Author: shoot him in the back of the head
what happened to the photo blog? those were the best photos that vice ever posted. let me look at them, cause the does and don'ts suck. . good sex and giggles, this is not. paz
Subject: payback time Date: Dec 30 2007 10:53:56 AM Author: Tony Badassassino
Someone needs to go put one of them wooden laundry pins on his nads.
Subject: :) Date: Dec 30 2007 10:39:23 AM Author: Hey, you can block ads, dumbfucks
HANDBANANA, NO!
...And all of you that hate those boost mobile ads? I don't know what I'm talking about but I assume it's some gay flash doohickey pissing you off all the time. Guess what, you can block ads. I pretty much forgot about seeing them. It actually also has the added benefit of loading webpages so much faster.
So awesome :)
Oh, and if you're still looking at this with Internet Explorer, get the fuck off of my internet, you don't deserve ad blocking and you won't get it, either.
http://adblockplus.org/en/
Subject: l;sdsfdglkjsfdgkl;j Date: Dec 30 2007 08:56:08 AM Author: karasu
piss on him
Subject: 000 Date: Dec 30 2007 08:52:36 AM Author: 000
I'm just a dog.. All I know is ...good...and ball...and R@PE
Subject: - Date: Dec 30 2007 08:47:50 AM Author: handbanana
tonight...you.
Subject: 000 Date: Dec 30 2007 07:28:05 AM Author: 000
BOOOST MOBILE(we can see into your house)
Subject: this weed Date: Dec 30 2007 06:36:54 AM Author: slurpeee
i loathe these human silverfish. i bet he wakes after everyone's gone & eats a little bit from everyone's food stash. topping up soft drink with water, etc.
i want to wake him by burning his skin with a cigg lighter.
Subject: WoW Date: Dec 30 2007 05:20:58 AM Author: Boulderfist
"It looks like a chick with a ponytail&bracelets?"
Homosexual much?
Subject: pussy Date: Dec 30 2007 04:33:33 AM Author: hah
just throw him out you pussy
Subject: BOOST MOBILE Date: Dec 30 2007 03:46:59 AM Author: BOOST MOBILE
BOOST MOBILE (posts that are not on topic will be removed)
Subject: commercial Date: Dec 30 2007 03:04:21 AM Author: mine
I fucking hate that Boost mobile ad.
Subject: .. Date: Dec 30 2007 12:55:40 AM Author: ..
It looks like a chick with a ponytail&bracelets?
Subject: gg allin Date: Dec 30 2007 12:08:26 AM Author: gg allin
suck his lease, it sells.
Subject: prudent Date: Dec 30 2007 12:07:32 AM Author: prudent
prudent
A ratty red sweater on all-black big tits is to the metrosexual community what books are to a rapper.
Aren't hippies supposed to be conscientious? Maybe there's something we don't know about butt flaps, like they're made by Malaysian kids or they kill the ozone, but there's no way it's as cruel as forcing the world to choose between mentally picturing your 2/3rds naked ass on the toilet or mentally smelling a full day's worth of feces as it makes its way down your legs. Comments/Enlarge See all
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