Er, if you’re going for medieval biker punk you might want to get something a little more substantial that a fucking Vespa. Those are for a type of in-the-closet girly man we call a “mod.” When you ride it you look like elephant Satan going to battle on a tricycle.

Subject: He
Date: Feb 14 2008 01:38:07 PM
Author: Kestrels

He looks like an armadillo.



Subject: Scourge of Moldavia
Date: Feb 03 2008 12:13:45 AM
Author: Lando1980

looks like Vigo the Carpatheian...that evil son of a bitch from the painting in Ghostbusters II has returned!



Subject: Makes me happy!
Date: Jan 20 2008 07:49:41 PM
Author: Ryliee

It's Bowser!!!



Subject: hi
Date: Jan 07 2008 09:22:36 PM
Author: mike t

He always shows up to the Niagara Scooter Rally, in good old Welland Ontario Canada... I think he is a good guy, always nice to see him.



Subject: this is old
Date: Jan 07 2008 02:53:17 AM
Author: i used to like

i once saw your stupid mag, it was like 3 years ago, and it had this same fraking pic? cant you go out and take new ones



Subject: ...
Date: Dec 31 2007 05:01:54 AM
Author: Dani Coo

bowser?



Subject: This Guy
Date: Dec 29 2007 05:32:30 PM
Author: Dwight Goodinthesack

Hes from Providence. He actually does ride vespa's and has something to do with this vespa place called Javaspeed. Hes not some insane tattoo artist, hes just a fucking wierdo who everyone tries to avoid when they see him out at the bar.



Subject: What
Date: Dec 26 2007 07:26:35 PM
Author: IDIOTEN

Even Magua was smarter than this punk ass Gothic rider.Don't defile the history of apache.



Subject: paul booth
Date: Dec 20 2007 02:46:59 PM
Author: paul booth

paul booth



Subject: What. You didn't know that?
Date: Dec 19 2007 10:38:40 AM
Author: Stacey

Im pretty sure that's Paul Booth, the most evil tattoo artist in the world. I've heard he does stuff like trade dead Romanian orphans for backpieces.



Subject: anywho
Date: Dec 18 2007 06:41:20 PM
Author: max

this guy does not ride vespas. he is clearly about to knock them all over like dominos



Subject: .
Date: Dec 18 2007 06:37:07 PM
Author: max

its ok to hate vice. they are hating on innocent people because they have the balls to dress how they want, so it doesent matter who or why you hate at this point. as long as we all buy the mags and blog it up, everybody wins.



Subject: ok
Date: Dec 18 2007 02:38:40 PM
Author: ok

what i don't get is, most people who post comments seem to have this passionate hate for vice. well what the fuck do you keep coming to the site for?
and it's GRAMMAR, not grammer.



Subject: no joke.
Date: Dec 18 2007 11:16:54 AM
Author: c'mon

" this guy rides a norton. he is hanging out in the hopes of jumping an unsuspecting vespa owner. unfortunately, he's just way waaay too conspicuous. vespa owners live to ride another day. true story."

no, seriously:
http://tinyurl.com/38cnvw



Subject: 000
Date: Dec 18 2007 02:16:28 AM
Author: 000

This guy's nickname should be ""Fagdragon"



Subject: yo,sup
Date: Dec 17 2007 07:30:25 PM
Author: weside,yo!

this guy rides a norton. he is hanging out in the hopes of jumping an unsuspecting vespa owner. unfortunately, he's just way waaay too conspicuous. vespa owners live to ride another day. true story.



Subject: come on
Date: Dec 17 2007 03:49:34 PM
Author: Max

"more substantial THAT a fucking Vespa"????

if you are going to be critical, do it right.



Subject: Ha!
Date: Dec 17 2007 12:20:17 PM
Author: c'mon

No way, that guy has one badass dragon scooter, and its way better then riding another weekend warrior chopper.

http://scoot.net/gallery/2007/05/niagara/Kyle/small_DSCN
1198.JPG



Subject: writing checks
Date: Dec 17 2007 11:44:40 AM
Author: e.d.

do you think this guy has a checking account? i'm trying to picture him writing a check for a bagel sandwich or something...



Subject: eeh
Date: Dec 17 2007 08:17:27 AM
Author: catherine

my mom has a vespa.

:)



Subject: mods
Date: Dec 17 2007 01:29:15 AM
Author: a little bitch ass loser

mods are "a type of in-the-closet girly man" - are you out of your fucking mind?



Subject: yo,sup
Date: Dec 16 2007 08:47:13 PM
Author: weside,yo!

people who bitch and complain about every little thing are little bitch ass losers

am i right?



Subject: lame
Date: Dec 16 2007 06:33:19 PM
Author: matt

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU POSTING THE SAME PICTURES? GET SOME NEW ONES, THESE ARE OLD.



Subject: 000
Date: Dec 16 2007 02:52:53 PM
Author: 000

hahaha Dynamo!If your a young parent,don't show your kids movies like "Hellraiser"and try and get them to read "graphic" novels,You'll just turn them into this,His girlfriend is a probably an ugly bisexual and he's gonna have renissance fair potlucks in your living room,He,ll move out 4 weeks after you pass away.



Subject: now you know
Date: Dec 16 2007 02:03:38 PM
Author: rob-omb

Looks like hard times for Dynamo post-'Running Man'.....



Subject: ghxfjnxf
Date: Dec 16 2007 12:58:49 PM
Author: pat

repeats? you guys are fucking slack.



Subject: encore
Date: Dec 16 2007 09:09:17 AM
Author: boogs

I thought I'd read all of these and yet I am not remembering alot of the reissues. It's possible that it's my brain though.



Subject: sdfsdf
Date: Dec 16 2007 01:13:21 AM
Author: fsdf

this is an old one. you guys are slackin.



Subject: Man, I
Date: Dec 16 2007 01:05:11 AM
Author: Eat

Shit



Subject: Late
Date: Dec 16 2007 12:34:27 AM
Author: Kat

Dreads and all ! Nice.



Subject: grammer
Date: Dec 16 2007 12:29:42 AM
Author: grammer

all it takes is one read over



Subject: simply
Date: Dec 16 2007 12:28:22 AM
Author: christine

mediocre.



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