We’re not sure what happened to electroclash. Everyone was into it (even us) and then it seemed to morph into a weird kind of drag queen talent show thing and now look at it.
Id like to see the old geezer fish hook that fat, slob mamoni spik - takes a lot of guts to get a cheap laugh at the expense of the lowest level of the food chain. Piece of shit,
Date: Apr 15 2008 05:59:48 AM Author: rnbw
this guy is awesome, he's probably one of those dudes that, aged 18, decided that they should follow their dream, and this guys dream was obvouisly to party until he died, and im pretty sure he's almost there..
Date: Mar 27 2008 11:10:31 AM Author: geography
can someone tell me what a "british" accent sounds like?
Subject: kinski? Date: Mar 16 2008 12:48:28 AM Author: barraclava
I think kinski never died but instead got a new identity and is now some kind of street bum partying hard, dont you think so when looking at that dude on the right?
Subject: man Date: Feb 21 2008 06:06:14 PM Author: this
came to my school the other day.
he has aged alot
and he speaks in a british accent
Subject: shit Date: Feb 02 2008 09:52:34 AM Author: faghole
uncle 5 and pablo <3
Subject: fwf Date: Jan 20 2008 07:06:25 AM Author: shabba
hobo chic
Subject: More job, less jackets Date: Jan 08 2008 09:09:13 PM Author: Vincent Delfino
What the fuck? Did the salvation army have a special on denim jackets that one day this guy found a wining three dollar lottery ticket outside of the convenient store next to the sewer he lives in?
Subject: yo Date: Dec 26 2007 07:47:04 PM Author: yo
GRATEFUL DEAD
Subject: vice is slipping Date: Dec 21 2007 05:55:44 AM Author: robotik B
Since when was music about clothes anyway. You guys have lost it I guess. Vice is rapidly becoming the saddest Don't of them all.
Subject: socks Date: Dec 20 2007 05:41:23 PM Author: edwardthebear
Klaus Kinski has returned from the dead. Let us drag boats.
Subject: Need Date: Dec 17 2007 05:33:14 PM Author: Him
"I need a miracle!"
Subject: TAco Date: Dec 15 2007 07:54:14 PM Author: PAco
I remember seeing this in the magazine like, 400 years ago
Subject: Mexi-can't Date: Dec 15 2007 03:21:26 PM Author: Hugh G Rection
Two minutes after this photo was taken, that ugly Mexican got on his hands and knees and begged for that electroclash t-shirt by smiling like a doughnut and swallowing about a shoe-box full of garlicy old-man sperm, just in time to run home and brag to his friends on messenger about his new aquirement; it goes something like this;
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Shoebox
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Garlic
jajajajajajajajaja
electroclash
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Subject: 000 Date: Dec 15 2007 09:02:38 AM Author: 000
Don'y drink Glowstick water,you'll wake up 27 years later in the same warehouse,with the same chick you met that night!
Subject: ??? Date: Dec 15 2007 07:42:28 AM Author: rubbettu
i don't understand....is this guy viggo mortensen?or he's from madame tussaud?
Subject: repeat it pic Date: Dec 14 2007 06:48:05 PM Author: diego
hey, this is a picture from like 30 issues ago,, what happen?
Subject: most most Date: Dec 14 2007 05:56:39 PM Author: ksjdkljADL;
most people in ny probably moved here like two years go and have no idea what electroclash was....
Subject: __ _ _ boy Date: Dec 14 2007 05:50:37 PM Author: fadf
i think the obnoxious frat boy dick treating a living person like prop is a bigger fucking don't.
don't you fucking hate vice now.
Subject: LEGOLAS Date: Dec 14 2007 05:19:31 PM Author: .
WHAT DO YOUR ELF EYES SEE?
Subject: FUCKING A Date: Dec 14 2007 05:14:11 PM Author: AND WHATS MORE
Not only did he save middle earth, he showed faith in his little hobbit buddies. plus he has elven blood and can live 300 years. so if he looks this old he's prolly like 298 years old.
he lived in a forest and ate trolls or rabbits.
he is OG punk rocker.
what's up kimya dawson!!! luvyou!
Subject: COME ON Date: Dec 14 2007 05:10:21 PM Author: GUYS
Leave a Dunedin alone.
The second Aragorn like electroclash you are no NO WAY DUDES, IT'S OVER.
FUCK YOU
Subject: . Date: Dec 14 2007 03:53:34 PM Author: .
electroclash is just a trendy marketing term for stupid indie hipsters wearing 80s clothes.
Subject: so... Date: Dec 14 2007 03:17:47 PM Author: where'd they go?
I haven't seen a cute chick in the do's in a few weeks.
don't go gay on me
Subject: it didn't burn out or fade away Date: Dec 14 2007 02:24:21 PM Author: ?
Electroclash was just a name, then the media (aka Pitchfork) began to call it dance-punk, and now it's called new rave. Just wait for the new name next summer, I'm predicting newlectrorave, it'll be huge in Berlin.
Subject: what happened to electroclash? Date: Dec 14 2007 12:36:29 PM Author: christine
it came to cape town to die. thanks, thanks a lot.
Subject: such a do Date: Dec 14 2007 12:30:29 PM Author: fuck haute couture
hold up, but the grateful dead hat, the polyester blue flower and drunken shaun majumder make it all a do, right?
you guys never know what's good.
Subject: real electro Date: Dec 14 2007 11:22:47 AM Author: not a fan
it was always horrible. plenty of real electro still being produced, sans 'clash'. i'd suggest scratching beneath the surface if you want something with longevity, instead of just jumping on the latest musical bandwagon.
Subject: haha Date: Dec 14 2007 11:16:04 AM Author: lol@u
"what happened to electroclash?" you did vice, you did...
Subject: elctrclsh Date: Dec 14 2007 10:33:22 AM Author: ass crimes
what do you mean, you don't know what happened to electroclash? you assholes at vice blew it out. what the fuck happened to vice is the question.
when will people learn? small audience, good magazine (also band, artist, filmmaker, etc); large audience, shitty magazine etc. it's basic physics.
vice, you are your readership and your readership is now a bunch of nathan-barley idiots. and no, that doesn't include me.
Subject: Author Date: Dec 14 2007 08:59:38 AM Author: Subject
Old people = don't. Ok, we get it already.
Subject: I Date: Dec 14 2007 08:56:18 AM Author: Eat
Shit
Subject: love Date: Dec 14 2007 06:15:43 AM Author: Jakobi
I remember reading an article in SPIN once and it described electro-clash as having become "a hipster punch-line".
I thought that was right on the money, lol.
Subject: . Date: Dec 14 2007 05:17:02 AM Author: .
everyone below here who as posted is an newcomer idiot. all these do/don'ts have been used in the past. i enjoy seeing them again--ahh the memories.
Subject: you morons Date: Dec 14 2007 03:51:59 AM Author: benoit
you all are acting like robots. i've been constantly complaining about the dos and donts so much recently that they are deleting my posts, but this is the first good caption the intern has come up with. think for yourselves you fucking monkies, also grow a pair.
Subject: seriously Date: Dec 14 2007 02:50:46 AM Author: maggie
okay.. so maybe either consider finding new pictures and someone who can write funny captions (is it really that hard?) or can the daily DOs and DONTs. this what I click on in lieu of something vaguely worthwhile like actual news. I don't want last year's 'news' on what's amusingly uncool. that shit's already in the little magazine pile beside my toilet. let's go people! I'll even take the photos/write captions if you need me to. they won't be that great, but c'mon now. kitty.bomb@hotmail.com. I'm serious.
Subject: Electro Date: Dec 14 2007 02:21:38 AM Author: Sonofsam
Id worry about the guy on the left...better the homeless dudes wearin that top, i think THAT would mean electro is as bad as punk is nowadays.
Subject: blah Date: Dec 14 2007 01:18:45 AM Author: blah
great, so erm vice, can you spread the word to us australians that its dead? or homeless and decrepit or whatever? nobody seems to want to acknowledge it here.
Subject: blah Date: Dec 14 2007 01:16:21 AM Author: oof
These new do's have been terrible the last couple days. Instead of shelling them out so fast take your time and get better pictures with better captions. It looks and sounds rushed.
Subject: Huh? Date: Dec 14 2007 12:43:18 AM Author: Robin
What the hell is electroclash?? Is that like AOL for homosexual hobos?
That thing about black farts being good luck may be true and it may be bullshit. Why not err on the side of caution however and capture at least one of them in your favorite t-shirt?
Everyone needs to stop saying things are ironic. It implies that your whole existence is this big “Ta da!” where you’re really concerned with what everyone thinks about this complex joke you’ve conjured up. Not only could this guy give two shits if you “get it” or not, there’s not even anything to get, so get over it.
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