Ah ha ha ha ha. Look at his fucking tattoos. A belly button tribal sun (which is essentially saying, “Pay attention to my stomach”) and a motherfucking grandfather clock?! What are we, in Turkey?
Date: May 21 2008 01:41:26 AM Author: Constantconsonant
That belly button tat screams homo.
Date: Apr 03 2008 03:13:30 PM Author: jvs007
He's hot. I'd sit on it!
Date: Mar 31 2008 12:37:42 AM Author: kasey
i think i was on a cruise with this guy
Subject: dutch Date: Mar 18 2008 01:34:27 PM Author: dutch
dutch
Subject: ======= Date: Mar 16 2008 06:35:27 PM Author: .....
the bacon brothers suck
Subject: probably dutch Date: Mar 12 2008 09:15:34 AM Author: eb
I think he's a dutch guy on vacation in spain...
Subject: ..... Date: Mar 08 2008 03:14:41 AM Author: al
i bet he's the type of guy to get a lower back tattoo, which is just wrong on any guy.
Subject: the Date: Mar 07 2008 10:45:49 AM Author: world
Is it just me or has the world turned into Kevin Bacon look-a-likes. .........
Subject: ... Date: Feb 17 2008 10:28:49 PM Author: maybe
he looks nothing like banks, but on the topic of interpol, what the fuck has happened to carlos?? that mustache?? and now he has a chunk of blonde in his hair....it's almost like he got sick of being the coolest fucker out and is trying to make me not love him anymore
Subject: clock Date: Jan 22 2008 08:11:16 PM Author: Jae
at least douchey could have set the clock to 4:20 or something...
Subject: well.. Date: Dec 30 2007 08:58:39 PM Author: ho..erm...
he looks like that dude from interpol... or have i spend too much time on youtube?!
Subject: Essex Date: Dec 28 2007 11:38:20 AM Author: English Boy
This prick is from Essex.
Subject: The Genius Date: Dec 24 2007 11:10:09 AM Author: Doctor Alskies
Bu...but....SUNTIME = FUNTIME
It's a visual pick-up line....he just wants to slather you up with some Coppertone, SPF 8.
Because "8" at 90 degrees is infinity, baby.
Mn, so a "don't"? I don't know. I think he's got a lot figured out about how to take off those powder blues without people tugging their necklines and saying they've got to head out, they promised someone they'll meet them....er, that they'd babysit....er, they have a plane to catch.
Subject: pff Date: Dec 21 2007 01:47:01 PM Author: morralla
mr suntravel you are totally right...I am from Spain and I´ve been seeing those kind of dudes (mostly Americans or white trash Britishers) all over that crummy places...
Subject: no no no Date: Dec 19 2007 02:57:41 AM Author: Theok
let me tell you something, born&raised in istanbul, i rep an orchid tattoo (uhh the band not the flower, please.) and some banksy art so for christ's sake- next time you can rag on yugoslavia or something, but lay off us lil turkles. myspace.com/the_otherkate. VIVA LA KEBAB!
Subject: dont u bitch 'bout turkey Date: Dec 17 2007 06:11:55 AM Author: ataturk
les turcs ont l'air beaucoup moins con.
ils font plus peur aussi. ils sourient toujours et après 22 ans, ils prennent du bide. mais en fait ils sont sympas en général. ils savent boire aussi.
Subject: TATS Date: Dec 15 2007 03:26:12 PM Author: Hugh G Rection
I once got a "TAT" of a ferocious lion eating a small indian boy on the set of a bollywood film being filmed in the jungles of Darjeeling.
I totally regret it.
Subject: - Date: Dec 15 2007 05:58:02 AM Author: -
seen it.
Subject: oh god Date: Dec 13 2007 07:43:42 PM Author: looking at you is painful
this picture makes me want to never leave my boyfriend in fear of ending up with a guy like this.
actually that would never happen.
nevermind
Subject: you Date: Dec 13 2007 08:40:29 AM Author: me
STOP WRITING CAPTIONS!!!
Nobody likes you!
You must know from school...
Subject: fuck you Date: Dec 13 2007 08:36:31 AM Author: mr suntravel
your all like this when youre away from the do/dont screen on holiday in las palmas, ibiza, mallorca or southend... just you dont want to admit it fuckers. yeah, look cool to write cunt and stuff, but next week we'll see you next to the poolside bar with an even uglier tattoo of your mums dachshund
Subject: Fashion Fucks you up! Date: Dec 13 2007 05:28:53 AM Author: Do Wrong
I think the guys tat´s says "Im on the clock here and i´m taking it in my bellybutton, so get on with it" GREAT!
Subject: what is this??? Date: Dec 12 2007 07:44:50 AM Author: Joanna Zofia
OMG how sad... really!
Subject: Tattoo Date: Dec 11 2007 09:07:30 PM Author: James
I'm gonna give him SOME credit. I think it's more than likely he got that grandfather clock tattoo when he was very drunk or on drugs. As for the belly button tattoo; that's interesting...
Subject: ew Date: Dec 11 2007 01:57:32 PM Author: sarah
i'd say that i know this guy except the guy who looks like exactly him has an even worse tattoo - smiley face on the bicep
Subject: ummm Date: Dec 11 2007 10:48:25 AM Author: Percy Fernsprinkle
are those stretch marks i see?
Subject: RAF Date: Dec 11 2007 08:34:00 AM Author: Ginny
British Military i suppose....
Subject: woah Date: Dec 10 2007 03:01:47 PM Author: .
this looks the guy in "rules of attraction" who gets really drunk with ian somerholder and dances to george michael in the hotel room.
Subject: hmmm Date: Dec 10 2007 01:28:20 PM Author: tim
he is so f*cking german...
Subject: redo Date: Dec 10 2007 11:27:29 AM Author: lol@u
this is an old don't!!! recycle boooo
Subject: he's okay Date: Dec 10 2007 02:39:25 AM Author: huh
I dunno,000 has some pretty funny one,some of them suck but whatever!At least he's not calling people a Fucktared,what is that?
Subject: fucktard Date: Dec 10 2007 02:25:37 AM Author: tryhard
000 is a Fucktard,He deserves to have this guy's dick in his lonley spagettio eating ass!
Subject: 000 idiot Date: Dec 09 2007 10:29:25 PM Author: y
000 you suck, always trying to out do there coments. there coments aren't great anymore. but yours are worse. give up
Subject: Advanced DOs & DONTs (D&D 2nd ed.) Date: Dec 09 2007 06:00:54 PM Author: Maarlen Bierhat
Well, the first compillation was three years ago. i do hope this means another bound/inked edition in the pipe.
however much sassmouth the youth of today have, old dirty bastards pass on picturesque trees - just to concrete tomorrow's primal Zeitgeist.
~Crusty Ol' Canadian
Subject: lame Date: Dec 09 2007 03:26:06 PM Author: reader
Worst caption i have ever read. Was that supposed to be funny? How hard is it to make fun of this limp dick wannabe meathead??
Subject: comprehensible Date: Dec 09 2007 02:05:13 PM Author: more
poooooooopitu pppooooop pooop paaa ooo poo
Subject: . Date: Dec 09 2007 01:20:48 PM Author: ...
I like the clock, and I'd lick his sun, you guys are effin douchebags.
Subject: well Date: Dec 09 2007 12:20:06 PM Author: fee
you have to take a broad general view.. shit happens, things change. like just selling add space (changing focus). like spilling beer on your chest. like falling victim to ideas and attitudes that are not necessarily helpful long term. like keep checking here to see if there's anything funny. i'm a fag for checking. in this case fag meaning bad not fag meaning good.
Subject: correction Date: Dec 09 2007 10:16:21 AM Author: fhc
the tribal sun belly tattoo says more than "look at my belly". It says "look, I'm a f@g."
Subject: ben dover Date: Dec 09 2007 07:58:31 AM Author: wtf
000 can eat a DICK..alwayz does 4ever,dude sucks
Subject: That Date: Dec 09 2007 07:52:57 AM Author: caption...
Was well funny.
Subject: ... Date: Dec 09 2007 03:41:13 AM Author: seriosuly?
where do you guys some up with this stuff?
Subject: The truth is...sticky Date: Dec 09 2007 03:09:32 AM Author: Ross
I'm sure he loves it when his man fills that sun on his tummy with hot, gay semen. "Hole in one, baby!"
Subject: 000 Date: Dec 09 2007 02:58:30 AM Author: 000
You don't pass out first at the Junior Woodchuck Tattoo Convention!
Subject: nervetonik@gmail.com Date: Dec 09 2007 01:42:12 AM Author: NT
HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHA
Oh shit this is too funny!
HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHA!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
OH SHIT, SO FUNNY!!!
HA HA HAA HAA HAAA HAA!!!
THIS IS VERY SUPER FUNNY WRITING!!!
SO FUNNY!!!
FUN & FUNNY!!!
HA HA HA HA!! ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING!!!
Subject: jumpy Date: Dec 09 2007 12:51:49 AM Author: bolacky
wtf. nice one vice, this one is more than two years old. ok now, i knew i was up to something once i stopped paying attention to ya.
Subject: I Date: Dec 09 2007 12:28:10 AM Author: Eat
Shit
Subject: nice... Date: Dec 08 2007 11:56:14 PM Author: nicole.
i like how he is caressing his thigh.
Subject: ... Date: Dec 08 2007 11:35:55 PM Author: ...
To quote another vice caption; "The name's Douche. James Douche."
Blue trunks and a beer. What a fag! He must be european!
See I can write for vice now too.
Subject: . Date: Dec 08 2007 11:28:30 PM Author: .
...one of the strangest pants tents i've ever witnessed.
Even if your annual GNP is worth less than pee, confidence is king and all you need to do to be a DO is feel it. Sure you’re barf-colored and ridiculous but, as it is with being chased by a lion, all you have to do is be quicker than the other guy. Comments/Enlarge See all
If you were his dad you’d be perpetually rationalizing things in your head like, “It’s just a different time. In the 70s we had stuff like that and funny hairdos. He’s basically just a modern version of a surfer.” Comments/Enlarge See all
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