There were decent Southern Baptist families eating hot dogs just ten feet away from where she was spraying piss all over their religion. If she tried this with al-Qaeda they’d pack a rat with a suicide bomb and ram it down her throat on a shish kebab.
Teton Putride, on Mar 20 2009 08:48:56 AM wrote: It's a perfect DO.
Date: May 07 2008 12:26:56 PM Author: Fag
The New Atheism is retarded. I bet she's mad at Christians because "they start immoral wars and prey on homosexuals." Geez. Those Christians are so anti-Darwin.
Date: May 04 2008 05:39:45 AM Author: winnie cooper!
of course this is a don't, as in "i wouldn't fuck a girl who would make that face while pretending to piss in the sun for, like, a really funny myspace picture."
Date: Apr 08 2008 01:29:04 PM Author: jak
what this has to be a do. whats better than casually pissing infront of a religious sign, when ur not drunk or doin out of spite or for comedy purposes. id buy her a hot dog!
Subject: silly muslims Date: Feb 20 2008 07:28:12 AM Author: raycore
on the subject of religion, can we please make more fun of muslims?
bombs and dresses dont scare us, it reminds us of angelina jolie, then we jack off.
your religion makes horny english men jack off.
Subject: little did they know Date: Feb 09 2008 12:59:49 AM Author: c dogg
as the potheads took a souvenir photo and a cheap laugh, they failed to realize that the sign was only there to throw law enforcement off the track of the nation's largest commercial pot field.
Subject: asier Date: Jan 22 2008 12:32:53 AM Author: asier
good caption
Subject: nevermind Date: Jan 03 2008 05:41:25 PM Author: mant
i thought that sign said "get rich with god" and i can't say that i have ever been that stoked on god before in my entire life.
Subject: i think. Date: Dec 30 2007 03:41:46 PM Author: hey
maura?
Subject: do Date: Dec 23 2007 08:31:22 AM Author: a.
this is a total do!
kind of makes you wish that you had thought of it first.
Subject: RIGHT ON Date: Dec 21 2007 03:58:50 PM Author: Anastasia
Wow, that is so radical. Yeah you guys are right, this is a "DO". I am so glad to see that there are still free-loving, anti-religion, baby boomer influenced, all accepting, politically correct hippies out there. Way to jump on the band wagon. Peace, love, and rock & roll.
Subject: math Date: Dec 14 2007 10:35:32 PM Author: Me
I agree.. a total do.
Subject: To Pee or not To Pee Date: Dec 14 2007 03:17:33 PM Author: Rocklobstah-lives
That is the question..is it not? If ya gotta go what difference does it make where?
The religion although a lame bunch cowering in the bush, secretly wanting to see her bush will exclaim she is the the work of the devil. Meanwhile if it were a man would we have a different reaction? Of course... no supple thighs, no wonderment as to what is behind those jeans. Just simply some guy holding his dick pissing in the fuckin weeds. I am probaly older than most posters here but I think its "cool". Does it mean anything? Perhaps a posed shot? Does it matter? It all made us think whic
Subject: really?? Date: Dec 09 2007 09:05:55 PM Author: shinarae
that totally looks like a do to me!
Subject: ugh Date: Dec 07 2007 09:07:59 PM Author: l.
this is fake.
girl is not actually peeing. she'd be pissing all over herself. she's just squatting and fake peeing...
how many of you males have actually SEEN a girl pee outside?
Subject: So gay. Date: Dec 07 2007 03:08:47 AM Author: Leela
When did girls peeing on the ground become hipster shorthand for "edgy". I suppose that next they'll be grunting out turds on the sidewalk like crackheads.
Subject: . Date: Dec 06 2007 11:12:06 PM Author: work sucks
there is no way she is peeing for real.
when i pee outdoors i am looking down where the action is - concentrating on keeping my clothes dry and my bladder empty!!
not gazing off into the nearby field with pursed lips and my hands casually resting over my knees.
fake.
Subject: Fellating me is a Do! Date: Dec 06 2007 07:59:36 PM Author: Cornflakes
A pic of a nondescript young woman pissing outside is neither a do nor a don't - it's a whatever, who gives a shit?
Subject: Guys Date: Dec 06 2007 12:08:16 PM Author: Sheesh
You are all missing the point. Who gives a fuck about the sign in the background. She's not pissing on it! This has nothing to do with religion and everything to do with a pretty girl peeing outside on a summer day!
Subject: pee Date: Dec 05 2007 08:12:39 PM Author: *****
although the piss, the green grass brushing her ass; this presents a decent argument for creationism, perhaps.
Subject: The Angel Moroni Date: Dec 05 2007 07:19:02 PM Author: A Moron
Given that, for example, the man ahead in the polls on the Republican presidential nomination (Gov. Huckabee) believes Creationism should be taught in public schools, the dangers posed by inbred religious freaks shouldn't be understated. Her piss is a political statement. We should laud and magnify her piss.
Subject: It's a Don't Date: Dec 05 2007 08:34:56 AM Author: Morons
It's a "don't" because it's such a try-hard, immature, "edgy" thing to do. I would assume that everyone here who says it's a "do" is only 15 years old. If you actually give a shit that some inbred freaks want to speak in tongues and believe in jesus, then you really need a hobby or a life.
Subject: fuck the baptists! go pee girl Date: Dec 05 2007 05:28:16 AM Author: telf
this is definitely a do! are you crazy Vice?! fucking christians
Subject: do Date: Dec 04 2007 10:23:54 PM Author: do
this should be a do
Subject: lady fuckbone Date: Dec 04 2007 07:36:46 PM Author: Hard Eight
I get the feeling that if I look closely enough, I'll see a shlong hanging between those legs.
Subject: eww Date: Dec 04 2007 03:15:09 PM Author: PJ
Dear Ross,
Calling girlface's thigh "supple" makes you sound even creepier than your name.
And Vice,
This is blatantly a DO -- even if only because it serves as an affront to picnicers.
Subject: i think that is my ex girlfriend Date: Dec 04 2007 03:14:08 PM Author: aaron
i think that is my ex girlfriend, no lie...she would do something like that
Subject: Do Date: Dec 04 2007 10:19:28 AM Author: Do
that picture makes me feel lovely
Subject: Do Wrong Date: Dec 04 2007 05:13:03 AM Author: Fashion fucks people up!
Graceful as arrogant when taking a shit, how could this not be a big DO!
Subject: this girl Date: Dec 04 2007 04:15:46 AM Author: me
is this milena? Milena, say something.
Subject: ? Date: Dec 03 2007 10:56:08 PM Author: JT
really? evangelicals have taken over vice? never should have expanded outside of canada. The girl even looks good, like a beautiful gargoyle, her ass should be funneling water off a church roof.
Subject: Relegion Date: Dec 03 2007 08:49:42 PM Author: atrain
I say DOO DOO instead of pee pee. Somebody needs to tell al-Qaeda (Muslims) to come down off the Holy Mountain of bull shit. Women's bodies aren't offensive and I named my teddy bear the first ten pages of the Qur'an. So suck it!
Subject: DUdes Date: Dec 03 2007 07:37:53 PM Author: Um
The girl is peeing. Outside. On a summer day. In the sun. You guys probably are out in the woods on an adventure. This is such a DO.
Subject: hire a monkey Date: Dec 03 2007 06:46:51 PM Author: feh feh
probably the stupidest caption ever. for years, every single one was a polished jewel, but lately they are seriously starting to stink.
Subject: your Date: Dec 03 2007 04:13:20 PM Author: fuck
Religion. Fuck your GOD, Fuck your improper propaghanda.
Subject: what i don't get... Date: Dec 03 2007 03:51:09 PM Author: nikki
is that you (vice) shit on religion on like an INTERNATIONAL scale...so what i am assuming is that you're pussies. the kind of pussies that talk a gang of shit about someone but act all nice or "i didn't say that" when that bitch is around or when you get called out. if it's ok to shit on religious people on the net, it's ok to shit on them in public. stop being such a fucking panty-waste just because your bible toting momma came down for Thanks-G and made you feel guilty about not "gettin' right wit the lawd". fucking foreskins...
Subject: lame Date: Dec 03 2007 02:39:23 PM Author: larry sellers
if that girl is older than 19 she should kill herself.
Subject: grow yer nuts back Date: Dec 03 2007 12:16:28 PM Author: fuckouttahere
who fucking cares? southern baptist are totaly gay
Subject: yo,sup Date: Dec 03 2007 10:14:54 AM Author: weside,yo!
yeah the whole notion of religion is a dirty subject
thank you maplethorpe for clearing up the matter for us, thank you!
Subject: dumb ass pictured above Date: Dec 03 2007 09:41:01 AM Author: Mappelthorpe
People who urinate on religion are watered down followers who do it because their women's studies professor told them to. People who crap big on religion do it for themselves in order to satisfy a burning need for revenge.
Subject: beer Date: Dec 03 2007 09:34:45 AM Author: Blue Collar Marginalized Guy
She's got that smug artsy-fartsy hipster puss that makes me wanna get down with some major bitch slappin'.
Subject: Wrong Date: Dec 03 2007 08:10:14 AM Author: pukt
Personally pissing just feet away from SOuthern Baptists is a DO in my books
Subject: t-train Date: Dec 03 2007 05:26:09 AM Author: benoit
that was absolutely uncalled for.
Subject: Benoit Date: Dec 02 2007 10:16:53 PM Author: t-train
I'm going to fucking mock you.
Subject: t-train Date: Dec 02 2007 09:15:38 PM Author: benoit
i'm going to fucking murder you
Subject: yo,sup Date: Dec 02 2007 09:00:10 PM Author: sup,weside!
should've been: the only way this filly sees god (or evidence thereof there's even a god, to begin with) is when she has hot dogs or shish kabobs deep in her throat (they're not REAL hot dogs or shish kabobs but something similar nevertheless).
Subject: hahahahahaha Date: Dec 02 2007 07:53:44 PM Author: max
YOU DID IT! VICE FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!! LOL
Subject: dinner Date: Dec 02 2007 07:42:37 PM Author: my
http://tsn.ca/nfl/news_story/?ID=224188&hubname=
for the scores!
Subject: do Date: Dec 02 2007 07:18:23 PM Author: rere
this is a do. fuck holiness
Subject: what? Date: Dec 02 2007 07:08:42 PM Author: ummm...
This might be a pose, sure........but if you are a lady and are taking a piss in a field, this is how you do it. Stop calling out the photo composition, it makes you sound like a city douchebag that doesn't know how to handle their own basic functions in the absence of civilization.
Subject: BLOW ME Date: Dec 02 2007 04:35:45 PM Author: HARD
AND LIKE IT
ahhhhh vice
golden
Subject: praise the lawd! Date: Dec 02 2007 04:14:49 PM Author: hallelujah
ah now it makes sense to me....piss IS god!
but what does her t-shirt say i wonder?
Subject: oidsfojsdf Date: Dec 02 2007 04:06:36 PM Author: karasu
is she posing while pissing?
Subject: fuck, you city people are idiots Date: Dec 02 2007 02:01:08 PM Author: jesus christ
pissing in a field IS getting right with god.
Subject: STFU Date: Dec 02 2007 12:59:15 PM Author: esoter1c
FUCK S BAPTISTS & FUCK AL KAYDER, I WILL PISS ALL OVER RELIGIOUS FANATICS AND LIGHT THEM ON FIRE BECAUSE MY PISS IS 90% PROOF !1!!!!!
Subject: Stop being so squinty eyed Date: Dec 02 2007 12:00:24 PM Author: People on this website are weird
Al-Queda is hardly fundamentalist
Subject: what the hell Date: Dec 02 2007 10:40:15 AM Author: what the hell
what the hell is this racist BS? is vice insinuating that fundamentalist christianity is somehow better than fundamentalist Islam just like mainstream media tries to portray?
Subject: Pass the hemlock Date: Dec 02 2007 10:20:17 AM Author: t-train
Benoit's right. Because religious people of all stripes -- but, in America, Christians in particular -- happily go about their business without trying to foist their absurd moral codes on the rest of us (and each other), I should "shut the fuck up". Blow me hard and like it.
Subject: yo,sup Date: Dec 02 2007 09:59:20 AM Author: sup,weside!
how come we never see signs Get Right With Satan
or Satan Will Free Your Mind
how about:
Get Thee With SAtan
Subject: do it Date: Dec 02 2007 06:40:11 AM Author: lol@u
pissing on religion? that's a do. wtf is a "decent" southern baptist anyhow? is that like a "decent" suicide bomber?
Subject: shutup Date: Dec 02 2007 06:18:20 AM Author: whatever
there are no "decent" southern baptists.
eat a dick vice!
Subject: ??????????? Date: Dec 02 2007 04:28:30 AM Author: Darren O
Is this her out the Yeah Yeah Yeahs?
Subject: hrm Date: Dec 02 2007 04:27:11 AM Author: Seymour Rodricks
Smells like a do to me.
Subject: Gyuh... Date: Dec 02 2007 03:22:17 AM Author: Ross
A new low for Vice? Definatly staged. I mean, do females really pop a squat like that? I have no clue, but I highly doubt it. I am willing to conduct tests to view females urinating in the woods, though. Gotta love seein' that supple thigh from the side.
Subject: 000 Date: Dec 02 2007 02:50:04 AM Author: 000
"And lo an Old Cougar adourned in Old Navy will come forth and display her netherregions like The Wh0re Of Babylon for the purpose of Urinating and She will Bring upon a Huge Bummer to all that Passby. Revelations 7.13
Subject: ... Date: Dec 02 2007 02:34:49 AM Author: bolo
the 'do' however, is hearing the 70 year old lady with the fruit basket hat looking at her and saying "what a douche"...
Subject: moron below Date: Dec 02 2007 02:21:10 AM Author: benoit
hey t-train, shut the fuck up. you think you're above bible-toting morons. maybe so, but i'm 5 steps ahead of you because i got over making fun of religious idiots when i was like 12. grow up. this is a don't. let them be happy.
Subject: getting right with god Date: Dec 02 2007 01:56:19 AM Author: ponyville
yep!
Subject: . Date: Dec 02 2007 01:36:02 AM Author: Mr. Lint.
"Let me tell you my opinion about religion and politics. Well, actually, you can just read my t-shirt. Pretty much says everything you need to know about me. Why yes, I do coke!"
Subject: DO Date: Dec 02 2007 01:09:29 AM Author: Matt
She might dressed like your run-of-the-mill heel, but I have no qualms over effing with Southern Baptists. I'd elaborate, but you can chew your own food.
Subject: God is Dead Date: Dec 02 2007 12:45:37 AM Author: t-train
Pissing in front of dumb "God" sign = total Do
Besides, "God" created piss. God is in piss. Piss is God.
Subject: f Date: Dec 02 2007 12:32:55 AM Author: d
vice fakin the funk
Subject: arabian nights Date: Dec 02 2007 12:30:35 AM Author: n.
isnt that why we hate them though?
long live the free world! heil!
Subject: posed Date: Dec 02 2007 12:29:25 AM Author: winchester
this has gotta be posed
If girls want to be approachable they need to do better than “petulant teen,” and go for more of a “coquettish three-year-old” thing.
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