Subject: Japanese clone in Harajuku Date: May 13 2009 11:04:54 PM Author: Nick
Theres a Japanese version of this guy in Harajuku. same closthes, same ball. At first glance i thought it was him. I almost wrote "i:ve seen this guy" but then i realzied he was white.
Subject: fuckin rennies Date: Mar 07 2008 12:06:35 AM Author: laughing my ass off
i know this guy. his name is douglas. fun fact, under the bucket hat, he is bald. and he travels with the renaissance faires, they're all over the country. makes his living that way with a bunch of other crusty hippies. hahahahahaha.
Subject: Dag nabbit Date: Jan 28 2008 05:34:07 PM Author: Mike D
OK, I need to figure out a way to get rid of every single pair of "crocs" that are out there. Maybe I need to start a revolucion - who's with me?
Subject: digeridoo playing bastard Date: Jan 26 2008 01:31:32 AM Author: Barbie Doll
Ok, so in college I was a dirty patchouli stink hippy for a couple of years. I grew out of it. This guy never will. Also, he's at a Ren Faire sans irony.
Subject: - Date: Jan 24 2008 08:46:06 AM Author: Crocs Dundee
SHUT UP HIPPIE.
Subject: I totse can! Date: Jan 23 2008 08:36:53 PM Author: Maarlen Bierhat
I'd be bigger than his clit!
Subject: Date: Jan 10 2008 08:58:58 PM Author: jimbo
ahahahahaa now i dont feel bad about being ugly...
Subject: Hippies vs Crocs Date: Jan 03 2008 12:52:22 AM Author: Buggaloo
Why do neo-Hippies insist on wearing Crocs? Honestly, aren't Crocs frighteningly fashionable and popular? And aren't hippies supposed to be everything that isn't fashionable and popular? Seriously, what the fuck is going on?
Subject: hippies Date: Dec 28 2007 01:44:26 PM Author: bahh
hippies effectively ruin any political situation they try to aid, because nobody take hippies seriously. this picture goes some way to explain why.
Being a hippy is so unpoetic despite their efforts to transcend the seen and unseen worlds. I knew this hippy girl who used to sell "moon pads" made from old dishcloths that were re-usable maxi-pads for earth conscious women during menstral cycles! It was fucking ridiculous, but wait there's more! Once I came home and this girl was soaking her bloody "moon pads" in our bathroom sink! I was flabergasted, I moved out the next week.
Subject: patchouli is laaaaaame Date: Dec 19 2007 11:50:01 AM Author: Stacey
I once dated a guy who was an acid casualty. I finally realized what the fuck I was doing and dumped his hillbilly ass when he told me he wouldnt eat my penocha because he thought irks were living in there.
Subject: you don't wanna know ! Date: Dec 09 2007 07:33:42 AM Author: trent
no, it says "suicide chocolate cake"...
Subject: background? Date: Dec 05 2007 10:07:11 PM Author: steve o
is the stand behind him selling "genocide chocolate cake"???
Subject: ewww Date: Dec 01 2007 02:38:34 PM Author: Sara
like putting out a hair fire with patchouli
Subject: Woman? Date: Nov 30 2007 03:34:35 PM Author: Aimée
are you sure this is a guy it could be a v.v.v.v.v.v. weird woman
Subject: be a big fella Date: Nov 30 2007 10:37:05 AM Author: big fella
y'know, the worst part is probably the crocs. those fuckin' things are the worst.
Subject: Skirt Date: Nov 29 2007 06:02:28 PM Author: Veris
He is wearing a skirt, how has that not been discussed?
Subject: hippy...... Date: Nov 28 2007 04:37:41 PM Author: christopher
fuck I "dread" being this guys pubes
Subject: tye dye always looks great. Date: Nov 28 2007 10:06:39 AM Author: big Si
aw sweet that makes me want to get stoned and talk about changing the world man but never doing a stroke about it because tesco is too conveniently close to my house. i think im gonna go do some poi.
Subject: /.. Date: Nov 27 2007 10:43:20 AM Author: g
Can you imagaine failing to entertain?
Subject: Mass.?? Date: Nov 26 2007 10:16:27 PM Author: mari
was this at king richard's faire???
Subject: ahem Date: Nov 24 2007 11:02:31 PM Author: nicolepolis
what were you guys doing at a renaissance fair?
Subject: poignant Date: Nov 24 2007 04:27:59 PM Author: correct
contact juggling
something something david bowie something something loser
Subject: Dear Marco Polo Date: Nov 24 2007 05:10:33 AM Author: Heather
That was so alarmingly un-funny I think I'm a bit broken.
Subject: I already am... Date: Nov 23 2007 05:38:04 PM Author: Marco Pollo
I AM this man's pubes. Nobody has given me the opportunity to let everyone know about this before, but now's my chance PS:(thanks for caring guys). He deals ghastly rippers about 20 times per day and I have to smell 'em,I eat his pooh and pee on me many times, and once I caught him "handling it"...PS:that part was with my friend, NOT me, just so you know. Gotta go guys, can't let him catch me writing this to you guys...,
With much love,
This man's pubes.
Subject: i mispelled witticism Date: Nov 22 2007 01:04:44 AM Author: hunkybob
well i am not witty you spell check you. and ya i forgot the "ci". go on with your bad self.. and i will sit back and be a reader, not a writer. but didn't i make your day, by letting you feel superior?
Subject: ! Date: Nov 21 2007 11:49:17 PM Author: archaic
the "comment" writers are so clever
Subject: The caption. Date: Nov 20 2007 07:38:41 PM Author: Jade
Yes.
Braided and smelling of rainbows, and cheap incense.
Also lonely.
Subject: WHAT??? Date: Nov 20 2007 03:25:18 PM Author: Wolfballs
This guy rules! He's totally a time traveler come back from lower east side circa 2009 where the smelly hippy ren goat thing is all the rage, those crocs are actually
Marc Jacobs, seriously just wait
and see!
Subject: Final Straw Date: Nov 18 2007 04:22:25 PM Author: Saddened
Wow, the fact that Vice has a photo from the Renn Fest way out in Bumfuck, MARYLAND just completely made me dislike Vice. I'm from Maryland and have been there, but I expect my do's and don'ts to make a lot more sense, HOW easy was this one and why are all the Do's lately complete jokes. BOO vice, I quit!
Subject: See Name Date: Nov 16 2007 06:43:50 PM Author: Magic The Gathering
See Name
Subject: Drug Dealers Date: Nov 16 2007 08:20:43 AM Author: pAY uP
This guy should be an entrepenur. Really, Would you question it if this guy charged you 160 for a quarter bag of smoke.iTd surely be just as stinky as his sticky dreads. Hell, it might be his dreads. You can probably pay him with crystals though.Save your money for the sucide cake.
Subject: and the worst part is... Date: Nov 16 2007 04:23:58 AM Author: Eddie
this renaissance fair(e) reject makes his whole shit wizard costume worse by mixing it rather anachronistically mith a shitty modern fashion, i.e. thos swiss cheese wading shoe things.
Subject: Start the Hippy Screw! Date: Nov 16 2007 02:22:03 AM Author: 4sooth
The location appears to be "King Richard's Faire" in Carver, Mass., a tourist trap full of ye olde bullshit. I made the mistake of actually paying to enter once. It's like the Rainbow People's revenge. My favorite was the two guys who wrestled in this huge tub full of mud then threaten to smear mud on the audience if the dollars weren't handed over. Now that's what I call entertainment! Or is it simple assault?
Subject: boys like this Date: Nov 15 2007 06:13:36 PM Author: momma
smell like goats
Subject: HE'S GOT IT ALL! Date: Nov 15 2007 05:41:17 PM Author: Queequeg
He Really needs to eat one of those cakes advertised behind him!
Subject: CROCS Date: Nov 15 2007 03:01:27 PM Author: CROCS
I HATE CROCS
Subject: hippie stink Date: Nov 15 2007 12:49:11 AM Author: Kyle
This guy smells so bad that his own moustache disintegrated.
Subject: YO sopsop G Date: Nov 14 2007 03:58:34 PM Author: Wessssss-siiiiiiiide !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Should've Been: Can you believe the quality of tail this dood gets?! it's INSANE!
Subject: Ross Date: Nov 14 2007 01:53:25 AM Author: booger
Someone needs to hire him as a Do's and Don'ts writer STAT!
Subject: Pubes Date: Nov 14 2007 01:03:55 AM Author: James
Easy there, 1986 hippie David Bowie from the movie Labyrinth if it was directed by Peter Fonda at a Renaissance fair.
Don't want to pull something.
Subject: Wow Date: Nov 13 2007 11:44:13 PM Author: Ross
Oh my Jesus. Imagine being those poor kids. I don't know what I hate more about this guy. The fucking colors makes me think Barney ralphed on this guy, because of the stench of course, the fucking crocs...really people, I don't get it. People, you can't have regular shoes on anymore? Tennis shoes too hard on your toes? There aren't to many people I would actually want to kill, but he is one of them. I would enjoy murdering this guy.
Subject: 000 Date: Nov 13 2007 10:12:40 PM Author: 000
I'd give him a wedgie but his underwear disintigrated!
Subject: this Date: Nov 13 2007 06:56:39 PM Author: chris
manitou springs, colorado?
Subject: you know it bitch Date: Nov 13 2007 08:48:58 AM Author: McCool
fuckin hippies...id say his problem is NOT ENOUGH DRUGS...hes obviosly got one of those annoying "hippy love" personalities that is just asking (at least i fuckin am) to be supressed.
Subject: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT Date: Nov 13 2007 01:02:22 AM Author: .
DONT-DO-DRUGS
Subject: chatahoochee Date: Nov 12 2007 10:06:28 PM Author: abigail
where is this place? suicide chocolate cake?
Subject: please Date: Nov 12 2007 06:35:13 PM Author: jt
vene$$a say something smart. these ppl cant even spell witticism correctly
Subject: dont's Date: Nov 12 2007 06:19:51 PM Author: and dont's
why change the caption to something less funny?
Subject: continued Date: Nov 12 2007 06:03:38 PM Author: Lyle
The Orb speaks:
"Adam, you must consult the Dingle-berry Witch to cure your crab-infested pubes. Afte wards you must rip a lock off to give to the children, to pay the debt."
Adam: "No WAY man....I'm so fuck'n tripp'n raught naaaww...bubble's speakn mannnn"
Subject: on an adventure Date: Nov 12 2007 06:00:52 PM Author: renrut
The Orb of the East Wind speaks:
"Pube-less man, you must consult the Witch of the Picnic to give your hope and knowledge to fight the boss Suicidal Chocolate Cake. Although the battle won't be difficult, you must smash the Red Goblet in his face to win and get your pubes back."
Pube-less man: "Thank you Orb of East Wind. Your wisdom will guide me to my pubes, and together we will sweep the earth clean."
Subject: What? Date: Nov 12 2007 05:04:43 PM Author: hunkyBob
i wanted to post a comment...to diplay my stunning wittism, but i can't come up with anything that is worth reading. i'm sorry i let you down.
.the energy from the crystal makes his pubes more straight then using a ceramic flat iron.
Subject: Time Traveling Wizards... Date: Nov 12 2007 04:25:52 PM Author: Venger
reeks of musky B.O. and patchouli.
Subject: my wish Date: Nov 12 2007 03:09:03 PM Author: esteban
i hope those kids in the background have the deadly kool-aid in their pepsi cups so's they can get out of there.
Subject: elephant trunk Date: Nov 12 2007 02:06:39 PM Author: Gemma O.
i know this guy. he wears a skirt because he's sporting a ridiculously huge package that looks rather obscene in pants. his pubes are nothing more than the proverbial second fiddle, a virtual vassal of nothingness, when compared to the stunning masterpiece that they frame. quit hating on cutie nerds you fucking neanderthal.
Subject: adsfklj Date: Nov 12 2007 01:25:23 PM Author: adfasdfl;jdfgh
These don'ts are really sucking teh d*ck recently. When did they jump the shark?
Subject: hmm Date: Nov 12 2007 01:20:35 PM Author: mw
these people, people like this guy, make me sick, and if there's anyone i can hate just because of the way they look, it's guys like this.
i hate hippies
Subject: nononono Date: Nov 12 2007 01:12:03 PM Author: nononono
so fuccccking grossssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: YO sopsop G Date: Nov 12 2007 11:37:06 AM Author: wessssss-siiiiiiiide !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oddly he dresses to impress
why bother
Subject: ... Date: Nov 12 2007 11:22:49 AM Author: ...
somewhere nearby, there is a slice of cake this crunchy bastard just HAS to eat.
Subject: crocs Date: Nov 12 2007 11:17:41 AM Author: ...
a crocs caption would have been appropriate
and easy
Subject: too Date: Nov 12 2007 10:57:06 AM Author: easy
it's not hard to imagine, they're right there on his face
Subject: Wit Date: Nov 12 2007 07:14:31 AM Author: t-train
This caption is an obvious plagiarism of Dorothy Parker.
Subject: Date: Nov 12 2007 05:09:44 AM Author:
lololololol, i would never dress like this and i bet a conversation with him would flop, but i am so glad he's alive
Subject: Can Date: Nov 12 2007 01:47:27 AM Author: you
imagine this guys pubes?!
http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=1152&country=u s
Subject: can i imagine Date: Nov 12 2007 01:39:34 AM Author: this guys pubes?
I suppose I could, but why. I mean really, why?
Subject: cake stall.. Date: Nov 12 2007 12:44:47 AM Author: manofstraw
Is the cake stall in the background really called 'Suicide Chocolate Cakes'? Presumably it's aimed at those who simply can't take the sight of one more yoghurt weaving juggling idiot who's "keeping the art alive..."
Subject: Chicagooooooo Date: Nov 12 2007 12:36:32 AM Author: Some kinda guy
Ahhhhh, this was taken at the Bristol Renaissance Faire in Wisconsin. You people don't even know the kind of muties that dwell there. Furries, mall goths, chicks dressed like ziggy stardust pixies who refuse to speak and seduce nerds into dancing with them really slowly and awkwardly while holding a leaf in each hand. You guys have no idea.
The king of the renaissance faire is this cross dressing guy who keeps his arms taped to the side of his body, peacock feathers taped to his back, and walks in like a slow prance. And he's always there. ALWAYS.
If Larry Clark and Debbie Harry made a TV show that combined Suicidal Tendencies and The Cosby Show these two would be in the studio audience.
If you ever see someone with this little street smarts be a sweetie and kick his head in. It may save his life one day. [Click for video]
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