Poser! If you were really into the Middle Ages you’d let your toxic diarrhea seep down your sore-ridden thighs just like everyone else from the days of yore.

Subject: Seattle rules, OK.
Date: Feb 03 2008 12:19:23 PM
Author: Haley

Whoa, I was just going to comment and say that this is NOT representative of Seattle AT ALL (I moved here from Manhattan after all) but someone already did it and they have my same name. Spooky.



Subject: Feudalism
Date: Feb 02 2008 07:49:43 AM
Author: Alain

This is one reason why it wasn't illegal for a Lord to murder one of his serfs in the Middle Ages.

...Oh, if only CEOs were that merciful.



Subject: guys
Date: Jan 18 2008 03:32:06 AM
Author: s

well
it was seattle maintenance on the outhouse



Subject: Seattle again?
Date: Nov 05 2007 08:47:11 PM
Author: Doke a Smick

Argh. It's painful to admit. I see the puddles. The hippie. The big trees. All clues point to Seattle. But maybe it's Portland.



Subject: Joanna Newsome
Date: Oct 05 2007 11:39:28 AM
Author: Gary

I heard that album, it's pretty shit



Subject: burn
Date: Oct 03 2007 04:17:31 AM
Author: slurpeee

300 years ago she might have been burnt at the stake for heresy. pity that's not still done these days once in a while. though i guarantee, if it was, some people would STILL choose cable tv over bonding with the community & fanning the flames on a mole like this in the town square.

what the hell happened to our collective imagination?



Subject: -
Date: Sep 26 2007 03:58:49 PM
Author: -

I go to medieval fairs and pirate festivals to eat pickles on sticks and laugh at people.



Subject: really?
Date: Sep 26 2007 12:34:44 PM
Author: really really?

hahahahahahahahah....

we're really reaching here, folks. are we that desperate for DON'Ts? because I'm sure I could pick a mass of don'ts for you. you just send the word out and I'll let you know.



Subject: Ahh Hippies
Date: Sep 25 2007 02:03:20 PM
Author: Chairman Blank

Of course this just had to be Seattle. Other cities get punkers, gang members, and run away teens but Seattle gets hippies oozing out of the woodwork. The irony is that Moonbeam over here probably has a multi-million dollar trust fund and drives a Range Rover.



Subject: WHERE ARE YOU
Date: Sep 22 2007 05:08:05 PM
Author: JANICE

CLARK WHERE ARE YOU? DAD AND I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU. YOUR SISTER SHOWED US THIS WEBSPACE THAT YOU READ AND PRAY TO GOD THAT YOU READ THIS!! PLEASE CALL US! WE WANT TO KNOW YOU ARE SAFE. 713-950-1767. THAT'S AUNT ELIZABETH'S CELL PHONE. WE MISS AND LOVE YOU. PLEASE PLEASE CALL.

MOM, DAD AND STEPHANIE.



Subject: boom
Date: Sep 22 2007 01:16:25 PM
Author: shakalaka boom

beth orton's really let herself go these days...



Subject: yeah
Date: Sep 21 2007 11:59:04 PM
Author: uh huh

"your a grammer nazi." That would be: you're a grammar nazi". Dipshits.



Subject: ...
Date: Sep 21 2007 01:53:34 PM
Author: ...

your a grammer nazi.



Subject: Bop
Date: Sep 21 2007 08:25:09 AM
Author: Tanz

That contraption she has would be good for bashing half the people who post here, especially the grammar Nazis.



Subject: emerald city
Date: Sep 21 2007 05:31:56 AM
Author: fuck haute couture

trust me, we all dress like this in Seattle. She's actually Miss Hi-Yu this year.



Subject: um...
Date: Sep 21 2007 01:48:21 AM
Author: gerard

...sorry folks, I'm a guy.



Subject: Seattle
Date: Sep 20 2007 08:29:55 PM
Author: fucking

fucktard magnet/incubator



Subject: ...
Date: Sep 20 2007 07:59:57 PM
Author: Haley

Yeah, DL, I agree. Everyone in Seattle hates fucktards like this. Unless you are one and don't know any the better.



Subject: p.u.
Date: Sep 20 2007 06:15:31 PM
Author: u

no that's okay, use the johnny on the spot as much as you want there sweetie!



Subject: toilettes
Date: Sep 20 2007 05:53:11 PM
Author: moi

lack of sanitary decorum is shameful



Subject: uh
Date: Sep 20 2007 05:12:57 PM
Author: james

captain commander wins.



Subject: truth be told.
Date: Sep 20 2007 04:40:17 PM
Author: D?L

as a resident of seattle, let me assure you that we hate these retards too.



Subject: protection
Date: Sep 20 2007 03:08:30 PM
Author: captain commander

when you've been battered and belittled you whole life for being completely unattractive, psychiatrists say you put up "shields" around you to block the pain. All she did was say "fuck the metaphors, I'm actually going to do it".



Subject: She makes the baby Jesus cry!
Date: Sep 20 2007 02:06:04 PM
Author: Wil

Being an ugly woman has got to be the worst thing ever. EOM



Subject: Compare
Date: Sep 20 2007 02:05:39 PM
Author: Jetpack

Or like the rest of Seattle, for that matter.



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