Um, why are we at war with these people again? They look like slightly Paki versions of early Cher but with a Pee-wee Herman personality and a goddamn motherfucking Steve Perry scarf! Do we really want to spend $271,185,182,018 blowing this bitch up?
(Note: That number went up $14,322,783,131 since we went to press.)
Date: May 30 2008 11:30:35 PM Author: chico the fox
I personally think calling someone a Paki is just an abreviation of Pakistan, just like calling someone from Britain a Brit. I understand that tarring every brown skinned person with the same brush could be deemed offensive but as it stands if your from Australia you'll be called an Ozzy.
Date: May 20 2008 05:03:22 AM Author: wtf
mate. that's a pretty fucking offensive term
she's cute.. her being brown has fuck all to do with anything
Date: May 08 2008 12:15:15 PM Author: lmao.
paki?
Vice man. you disappoint me.
Date: Apr 17 2008 07:49:13 PM Author: the only cool guy in Prince Albert
Hahahahahahahahahahah!
Hahahahahahahahahahah!
"hey fucker below me, I am Saskatoon's only cool guy. now go back to drinkin' at the Pat and strokin' your coke dick to that waitress you saw at Riley's. fucker!
"
Date: Apr 02 2008 01:31:38 AM Author: jc
really? I came away from this thinking "god DAMN I want to fuck some PAKIS!!!"
Date: Mar 27 2008 06:41:01 AM Author: ummm
errr... its not cool to call people 'pakis' you know? This commment should be changed.
Subject: Yeah yeah.. Date: Feb 22 2008 06:26:10 PM Author: Peter
Paki is an offensive term in England. It's pretty much used exclusively by total fucking arseholes.
Not so much in other English speaking nations, apparently.
And yeah, vaguely Asian girls in sneakers. Fuck. Edgy. It's just a hot girl. Let's not get all 'war with these people' shit over it. It's fucking depressing.
Subject: this girl... Date: Oct 25 2007 07:29:19 AM Author: uh, clem
and all of her sisters...FUCK NOW!!!
Subject: saskatoon Date: Sep 26 2007 12:45:25 AM Author: dimplebuns
hey fucker below me, I am Saskatoon's only cool guy. now go back to drinkin' at the Pat and strokin' your coke dick to that waitress you saw at Riley's. fucker!
Subject: PLEASE. Date: Aug 02 2007 03:50:42 AM Author: Saskatoon's Only Cool Guy
You got it all wrong, Vice. Only by bombing the shit out of those cave people will we turn their country into one FULL of these "do" women. They make hot chicks like this wear curtains, for gosh sakes.
Subject: 000 Date: Jun 09 2007 04:43:01 PM Author: ooo
Muslim Fact;Their women were covered to prevent invasion,They show off their hotties and BAM,waves and waves of invaders,Muslims are basically those overprotective boyfriends that your hot woman friend has that calls her every hour when you guys are out and bought her all those breezy summer turtlenecks.
"slightly paki version"? Wow I'm impressed. well done vice.
Subject: not persian Date: Apr 24 2007 08:52:02 AM Author: but Paki or Indian
Her skin actually smells like curry. =(
Subject: paki Date: Feb 21 2007 08:38:53 PM Author: Jay
Fucking relax
Vice has got some asian dudes that work here in IT and they are cool with it so stop being PC.
Didnt you guys know that rascism is now all ironic and taboo...
fuck me if that bird is what the virgin's in heaven look like ill fucking blow myself up!
Subject: you Date: Feb 20 2007 04:42:48 PM Author: me
...erm...saying 'paki' is kind of offensive.just in case you didn't know.
george bush made the same mistake.
Subject: cleverdick Date: Jan 08 2007 10:33:48 AM Author: xander
kudos for having enough grey matter to realise that war is stupid.
but....
bitch-slap for your peaceful prognosis being based on the attractiveness of a lady of ethnic origin. especially when you refer to her as a "paki version of cher"
do some mature thinking and realise that someone having slightly darker skin than you doesn't equal "paki".
i realise this coloumn is grounded in humour and light-hearted-ness, but please.
cool is about absolutely not giving a shit, regardless of the consequences or opinons of others. in attempting to pidgeonhole who is and isn't cool, you yourself are giving far too much of a shit. how very "ironic"
Subject: Journey,,,, Date: Sep 10 2006 01:38:51 AM Author: BB
Don't stop belivin....
Subject: hahhah Date: Aug 16 2006 07:09:24 PM Author: mf-villian
them dam jeans so tight you go to dip in her and a booty sticking out her p@#$$%. oooowww hahahahahaha
Subject: up Date: Jul 19 2006 09:43:47 AM Author: tanuzzo
mi piace quando si vedono le gengive.
Subject: Blowin' up Date: Jul 17 2006 03:31:42 PM Author: Dirty Dave
I'll tell you what! Keep the $271,185,182,018
I'll blow up her pussy for free.
Subject: her Date: Jun 01 2006 09:18:10 PM Author: loyalist
Look at how silly cute she is..
Totally hot.........
like take her out before groping madly hot..
I bet her skin smells like honey
Subject: Do Date: May 19 2006 04:35:43 PM Author: SurfingFinnsWake
Desi? Do me.
Subject: fight Date: May 15 2006 08:09:27 AM Author: juliet
i would fight anyone who tries to touch Legs Mc-Do-Me.
Subject: habibti Date: May 15 2006 01:31:17 AM Author: shookron
blah blah blah
i like her pants
Subject: this chick... Date: May 14 2006 05:28:44 PM Author: vks
when she left iraqistan, her veil turned into a scarf and her camel turned into chucks
Subject: Oh Sherrie Date: May 12 2006 04:14:34 PM Author: Steve
First of all she's not an Arab. Secondly, if you want to buy one of these motherfucking scarves email shadlindo@hotmail.com
Subject: Porn Date: May 12 2006 04:10:05 AM Author: Steve Perry
Steve Perry makes cheapo gonzo porno in england and goes under the name of 'Ben Dover'. Apparently.
Subject: farsi Date: May 11 2006 07:55:38 PM Author: didldiedo
Iranians are f . . .ing hot! Farsi is the new Japanese. Lets clear the air as well - the US is at war with - the poor, fags, human rights, an soon Canada.
Subject: blowing people up? Date: May 10 2006 04:50:28 PM Author: modernape
who cares if she's hot or the elephant man's sister, she's HUMAN just like you and me, therefore she don't need blowin up. End this war immediately, what the f**k are we doing there now anyway??
Subject: the secret service'll be here any day Date: May 09 2006 06:59:19 PM Author: W stands for Wanker
Lots of us don't want to spend ANY money blowing anyone up. We'd rather feed starving kids and be able to pay for our meds when we get old. Unfortunately, we aren't one of the 11 people running the country right now, and none of them care what we think.
"Do we really want to spend $271,185,182,018 blowing this bitch up?"
yes
Subject: yes! Date: May 07 2006 06:17:32 PM Author: JJ
Oh my fucking god... Steve Perry scarf...
This chick for president of Earth!!
Subject: Middle Eastern Mary Ann Date: May 07 2006 02:14:36 AM Author: Strictly Sharia
Really a masterstroke for al Queda here: Send over more of these warm n' fuzzy types. Win us over with sheer photogenic-ness.
I might put off meeting her Dad for awhile, though.
Subject: i need somebody (not just anybody) Date: May 06 2006 05:16:50 PM Author: help!
Subject: hu Date: May 06 2006 03:18:00 PM Author: gu
it's not called iranian anymore its called persian
Subject: that chick Date: May 06 2006 07:35:48 AM Author: Eric
that chick's cleary iranian
Subject: your all a bunch of dumb cunts... Date: May 06 2006 01:10:02 AM Author: ummm
its trillion not even billion...
Subject: min Date: May 06 2006 12:08:53 AM Author: ho-chi
"Do we really want to spend $271,185,182,018 blowing this bitch up?
(Note: That number went up $14,322,783,131 since we went to press.)"
Exactly what part of those two sentences confused you dickcheese brains?
It's disturbing to know that there are adults out there who can neither read nor do basic addition.
Subject: wow Date: May 05 2006 08:45:06 PM Author: kate
you ADD the numbers together you idiots.
$271... + $14... = the number it is now.
where did you people come from? go home.
Subject: uhm Date: May 05 2006 08:25:16 PM Author: june
it doesnt say "went up TO 14 billion," genius, it says it "went up 14 billion"
Subject: we just saved 257 billion dollars Date: May 05 2006 06:23:28 PM Author: jared
271 billion is more than 14 billion
if you need a fact checker you have resume
just kidding, don't actually offer me that job
give it to some high schooler in ohio
it'll look great on his college application
Subject: M Date: May 05 2006 12:53:08 PM Author: Chrissy
That's the Men's washroom genius.
Subject: Acid is not good for you Date: May 05 2006 10:02:39 AM Author: Underdog
What misguided line of reasoning lead to you assume this girl is from Iraq? Could it be the big (English) Letter M on her door or the old school Converse sneakers? You're right, She has Jihad written all over her.
Subject: hazin' Date: May 05 2006 09:56:40 AM Author: loozs
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