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Subject: i
Date: Feb 26 2008 12:28:25 AM
Author: marq

sure wish i knew what the author of these captions looked like so i could be sure to take a shit on his all knowing head

Subject: damn
Date: Feb 17 2008 01:38:09 PM
Author: lee

i wish i had enough guts to do that.

Subject: It's me!
Date: Nov 03 2007 01:21:35 PM
Author: nativeneon

Thank's to Andy. It's not a fake and it was so delicious.

Subject: Un-GLoved Hand
Date: Oct 02 2007 10:59:43 AM
Author: Lewis

He's got his glove off ready look

Yeah i know sick mind

Subject: Do you realize that you suck?
Date: Sep 17 2007 12:40:42 AM
Author: gnu

This is a DON'T because these guys are most likely friends and should fucking die. Also the people in the crowd are way into it. Cheesy.

Subject: shit comment
Date: Sep 13 2007 12:39:09 PM
Author: shitty comments

"Here's a coupla chocolate balls fer ya, or logs ....whichever ya prefer."

Subject: -
Date: Sep 12 2007 08:56:49 AM
Author: Britle

The man with perfect eyesight brings the fruits of knowledge to the nearsighted population.

Subject: tnt
Date: Sep 10 2007 04:00:06 PM
Author: DYnamite!

someone's licking lips...
anticipatory glee perhaps?

Subject: hell yeah
Date: Sep 09 2007 10:30:18 PM
Author: Tony Badassassino

First prize for identifying the mystery shittee goes to a poster named "Yeah." Good work my friend.

Subject: quebecers, they're soooo irreverent....
Date: Sep 09 2007 09:56:20 PM
Author: quebecers, they\'re soooo irreverent....

quebecers, they're soooo irreverent....
sometimes.

Subject: Tony B
Date: Sep 09 2007 09:12:30 PM
Author: Yeah

Ahmet Zappa for sure.

Subject: !!
Date: Sep 09 2007 07:38:38 PM
Author: !!

best.

picture.

ever.

no caption necessary.

Subject: Hah!
Date: Sep 09 2007 03:27:31 PM
Author: Jo

The crowd's faces and pointing fingers are priceless!

You can almost hear them laughing and going "WooOOoAAOOoWWH! Hahahah!"

Subject: ther a
Date: Sep 09 2007 01:04:58 PM
Author: kc kid

chocolate rain...da da da da da d a da da da...chocolate rain etc etc

Subject: -
Date: Sep 09 2007 11:31:43 AM
Author: Britle

You are about to witness a reverse suplex Teabagging. The most complex and dangerous of all the Teabags.

Subject: gaydar
Date: Sep 09 2007 05:27:48 AM
Author: gaydar

I'd like to have a poll - is the guy who's being farted on gay? My gaydar is kicking in for some reason. Something about the glasses and the scarf

Subject: The scariest part about that picture
Date: Sep 09 2007 04:20:57 AM
Author: is,.... is,.... is,.....

It is his fucking unibrow. He should have that surgically removed before it spreads.

Everything else is perfectly lame,... ehh gay?,...ehh shitty??

Whatever you were going for vice you nailed it. And then you even took his picture

and put it up here, you're to good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you.

Oh pretty baby and if it's quite alrite,...

ne ne neee nee ne,..... daa da dadada daaa,..

Oh pretty baby,...

Taiak

Subject: coffee & cigs for life
Date: Sep 09 2007 12:32:05 AM
Author: Tony Badassassino

The shittee, as opposed to the shitter, sure looks like the son of a certain wacky dead rock star and the brother of a woman named for a celestial body.

Subject: .
Date: Sep 08 2007 06:33:09 PM
Author: Disrespecting the je

I'm curious to what actually happened. Did he actually shit?

Is this available at jewtube?

Subject: fame
Date: Sep 08 2007 05:46:33 PM
Author: lovely rita

that is patrick o´dell. i like him cause his blog is down-ish and i like him ever more now. i like paramore aswell.

Subject: figbag
Date: Sep 08 2007 04:09:35 PM
Author: cheeky

then finish it off with a teabag!

Subject: hodgi
Date: Sep 08 2007 01:10:24 PM
Author: modgi

nice uni- no sweat gettin in them eyes.

Subject: Sooo,
Date: Sep 08 2007 01:04:02 PM
Author: how

is everyone?

Subject: ...the people behind
Date: Sep 08 2007 12:31:34 PM
Author: lola

look at that crowd ! its fucking possessed !

Subject: this and that
Date: Sep 08 2007 11:20:11 AM
Author: luciatol

not funny, not interesting, not sexy, not stupid enough, not gay enough

but maybe I'm just in a bad mood

Subject: ABV
Date: Sep 08 2007 10:59:11 AM
Author: AAA

This picture is fake. America's Funniest Videos fake.

Subject: i dont like it when poopie gets on me
Date: Sep 08 2007 09:58:48 AM
Author: doodie face

this is silly.

Subject: .
Date: Sep 08 2007 09:53:30 AM
Author: .

Good caption

Subject: .
Date: Sep 08 2007 07:53:39 AM
Author: .

This looks gay.

Subject: ABC
Date: Sep 08 2007 02:55:27 AM
Author: CAM

Does he need to take off his shirt?

Subject: comment posters
Date: Sep 08 2007 01:33:22 AM
Author: bla bla bla

yeah, can't think of a better place to shit on dumb-asses who think they know it all...like right here in the comments section. Eat shit, you lame fucks! EAT SHIIIIIITTTTTT!

Subject: It..
Date: Sep 08 2007 01:30:43 AM
Author: RILWAN K

It happens in Viceland...

Subject: what
Date: Sep 08 2007 12:18:05 AM
Author: somebody

the hell is going on here? group of people watching a dude crap on another guy's head? where does this even happen?

I guess pigs are flying and hell is freezing because we just put somebody with Birkenstocks in the DOs. Sorry, but he looks like he invented records.
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