How fun is it going to be to be a ghost and swoosh over to that chair and drink a ghost beer and indulge in the crazy theories of these two guys? The earth is going to have to change its name to “My Personal Television Set.”
these colorful negroes are nothing more than novelties in you're whitewashed exclusionary world, vice.
Subject: ghost Date: Sep 17 2007 01:22:57 AM Author: samus
Good idea on the ghost thing. I thinks I would float one of their hats above their heads so they would say "What the fuck?". Oh shit, am I going to be a poltrigeist?
Subject: My Adventures with Huckleberry Finn Date: Sep 08 2007 08:43:29 AM Author: Jimbo
Who dat sniffin round! Dat sounds lak ah ghost, Huck! Huck? Where iz you? We gettin' skeered out here. Huck? Is you still the protagonist of a novel that Vice writers would never read because it would cut into their party time? Try the first TWO chapters, assholes, and you will see how lame this fucking caption is.
Subject: tony/vanessa Date: Sep 08 2007 05:45:29 AM Author: fhc
you are really fucking insane. You're so nuts it blows my mind.
Hey LaTasha. I live in the same neighborhood in Frisco. Can you tell your people to tidy up the garage before my property values drop? Thanks. Benji.
Subject: That's my dad and grandpa! Date: Sep 07 2007 12:59:28 PM Author: LaTasha
. Yes, hmm, looks can be deceiving can't they?
So before your guilt ridden, upper middle class mentality puts you into a coma, realize that your perceptions of people are probably hopelessly skewed and off base, and keep them to yourself.
Subject: That's my dad and grandpa! Date: Sep 07 2007 12:52:38 PM Author: LaTasha
That's my dad and grandfather in VICE's do's, how fucking cool is that. They are so badass right now. I read some of the blog posts, what a funny conversation you people are having about race and status, induced by my wacky family.
BTW, that photo is taken in front of my grandpa's house in San Francisco, which is worth about a cool 2 million dollars, and believe me he hasn't worked since I was a kid.
As for my dad, he lives in Marin County with my beautiful mother, which is one of the most expensive places to live in the U.S. My dad is also a republican. Yes, h
I bet you think all black people of color are thieves. RACIST!!!
Subject: call the cops Date: Sep 07 2007 11:54:25 AM Author: MadHatter
these guys stole my broken vcr out of the back of my abandened 1997 Civic just to keep in their garage junk collection. i want my vcr back!
Subject: FHC Date: Sep 07 2007 07:16:17 AM Author: Tony Badassassino
I've always been nice to you, and your imploring me to get a shrink has never bothered me. But I do believe the truth should be told. If me and Vanessa don't show up on this board, neither do you or a whole lot of other people. The amount of comments declines noticeably. It's you who gets drunk and confesses to being intrigued by me, not the other way around. You dig me and you dig my mind. Just roll with it baby.
Subject: fuck you guys are retarded Date: Sep 07 2007 02:32:14 AM Author: fuck haute couture
tony/vanessa, please, I'm begging you to go get some mental help. Really. From human being to human being. I'm not even saying it to be rude. You either need a hobby or a shrink. Honestly.
I talk to black people over 50 all the time, like my mom, my uncles and my grandma, and my friend's parents, guys drinking cheap well vodka after a hard day of construction work and guys at the bus stop. So there.
Fuck F.E.M.A,put these two on point. It's like teaming Mcgyver up with a dumb comic book charecter that can control reality.
Subject: These ARE Guys Date: Sep 06 2007 10:44:49 PM Author: Phlemmy Kilmister
Look at these two, get as comfortable as these two guys in your own skin and win a prize - you're comfortable in your own skin. No need for the colour commentary.
So what's your fucking point? I talk to black people all the time and have spent most of life in mixed if not predominantly black neighborhoods. Beyond general cordialities, most black people aren't anymore interested in getting close to white people than vice versa. Big deal. It's not about hatred. It's about who you feel close to and who you wish to spend leisure time with. Could you be any more sanctimonious or racist in solely blaming white people for this social chasm? Dickstain.
Subject: Date: Sep 06 2007 05:21:26 PM Author: john m
is "ghost" code for "whitey cracker," or is he saying he'd have to be dead to talk to these people?
My question to all of you posters below...
How many of you actually know and have conversations on a regular basis with anyone black over the age of 50? And when I say conversation on a regular basis, I mean dinner/drinks convo, or hang-out-time? Not 'there's the old black dude who works in the auto shop/janitor/or where ever the hell you see 'em, I'll say hi and talk about the weather' bullshit.
I'll bet not many, unless you are a black person, then you might know at least 1...
Gavin could have come up with something positive to say about their outfits or some shit. Rather than implying that they're the type who's so stupid that their minds wander; giggleing and becoming intrigued by the stupidest things.
Anyways the my friend on our right is a TOTAL DO.
Subject: my new web-site Date: Sep 06 2007 02:07:40 PM Author: Vane$$a
I remember S & S from reruns when I was a kid. But ANYWAYS, this board is a pussified idiot magnet. I'm outta here. However, I'm currently working on creating my own ADULT web-site, which will be up and running rather soon. For only $25.99 a month you'll get access to my personal wisdom along with daily nude pics and flasher shots of me going through my routine at the office, etc. etc. I'll let you know when it's ready. Only real men and women are invited. Toodles.
Subject: cheeky hipster racism Date: Sep 06 2007 01:24:28 PM Author: alex the black kid
i agree with the fellow a couple slots below..it's bullshit that vice would want to be a ghost and listen to these guys talk in old-school slang about the broker times. They are NORMAL PEOPLE! and your an idiot if you compare them to Sanford & Son. i kinda feel sorry for people who are not used to talking to black folks and turn them into spectacles. most post-suburbia hipsters can say some 'cheeky' little remark about it and sound clever, but how many of you actually have the balls to walk up to these guys and strike a normal conversation?
Subject: you are some old ass mutha's Date: Sep 06 2007 12:14:28 PM Author: fuck haute couture
am I the only person here young enough to NOT remember Sanford & Son?
I mean, I know who Red Foxx is, but only because my mom had one of his comedy LPs.
Subject: . Date: Sep 06 2007 11:32:59 AM Author: .
Joey
I bet you're an asshole with a nag for sounding ignorant!
Subject: nine worlds i remember... Date: Sep 06 2007 11:02:23 AM Author: Fry Guy
Slumming as a ghost is like every meal being sparkling water & a cucumber sandwich with the crusts removed.
Oh the commoners!
ps. I also thought Sanford & Son.
Subject: Ghost Man Date: Sep 06 2007 11:01:06 AM Author: Joey
I live in New England and the only blue collar guys around here are boring old guys who work at Auto Zone. I would love to hear these guys talk about conspiracy theories. I bet they think George Bush puts something in the water that makes them poor. Or what about if they were talking about celebrities, "I bet that Cameron Diaz ain't never getting back with Justin. He's moved on. Once you break you break for good and ain't no way in hell they're going to let bygones be bygones."
Subject: . Date: Sep 06 2007 11:00:53 AM Author: ..
Agree with the comment below, if you like old black people, come to NC, we got a shitload of them. Don't know if I agree with all the new-school hipster aren't-I-so-cheeky racism though. Some of them can be pretty interesting and cool, they can definately give you some insights on how to live a good life without much money, and food, and other kinds of wisdom. Don't know if I would go so far as to say I would want to be ghost and hang around them
Subject: ghosts of missy see pee Date: Sep 06 2007 09:57:25 AM Author: old yeller
this is exactly what my uncle is gonna be like when he get's old.
Subject: I know I'm Fascinated Already Date: Sep 06 2007 09:52:21 AM Author: Tony Badassassino
The theorizing you hear will be more more along the lines of:
"Uhhh, lookee here Dwight, did you just cut da cheese?"
"Yes I did. What you gon' do 'bout it?"
"Gon' tell you it stank."
"Must be dem chili doags we ate."
"Must be."
Subject: Bla Date: Sep 06 2007 09:48:07 AM Author: Bla
Only NYC hipsters, living in their little NYC hipster world, could possibly think that these dudes are interesting.
Subject: you must be joking Date: Sep 06 2007 09:43:09 AM Author: severine
haha, only nyc types would find this scene fascinating. move to north carolina and you can have all the old black alcoholic card-playing retired mechanics you want. ghost that.
Subject: whoever Date: Sep 06 2007 09:32:06 AM Author: wrote
this is my personal hero CHA CHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: my ghost life continued... Date: Sep 06 2007 08:44:47 AM Author: René
...and my wife will reply, "Oh God, Is he okay? Did he get into heaven okay? Is he with your nan? Did he apologise for not sorting out his life insurance and leaving us in financial ruin?
Leaving my son to explain, "I don't know sorry mum. I was masturbating to some Russian slut getting donkey punched."
Subject: Ghost Date: Sep 06 2007 08:40:47 AM Author: René
When I'm a ghost, there is no way I'm going to be drinking ghost beers and listening to some old black dudes talking.
My time will be divided between throwing books around and possessing the bodies of teenage girls.
Also, I'm going to wait until one of my grieving relatives is in the middle of a wank, slowly materialise and then say, "OH SHIT! Is this a bad time?" and then disappear.
I think I'll do it to my son. So when my distraught wife gets in from work he'll say, "Mum, I saw Dad today, he came and spoke to me."
Subject: picareque I mean picturesque Date: Sep 06 2007 08:32:00 AM Author: picareque I mean picturesque
Here's a quote from a Flannery O'Connor that sums up my feelings about this being posted:
"'Oh look at the cute little pickaninny!; she said and pointed to a Negro child standing in the door of a shack. 'Wouldn't that make a picture, now?' she asked and they all turned and looked at the little Negro out of the back window. He waved"
Subject: yeah Date: Sep 06 2007 06:47:54 AM Author: lol@u
probably a bit racist of me, but I heard the sanford and son theme song in my head when I looked at that picture.
Subject: spit up Date: Sep 06 2007 06:19:28 AM Author: Scorpio and friends
I think this caption writer is a Cancer. That is why he has some cynical pretension but constantly slips up by making a sappy comment like above. He's just a quivering, needy, soft-shell crab. It's gross.
Subject: I agree, shit is wack Date: Sep 06 2007 05:12:47 AM Author: Chasqipampas
When has fucking gypsy polyerteroids talking about shopping at the Salvation army with their welfare cheque been a do?
Vice, whoever's writing this shit needs a vacation, they've lost the plot.
what is wrong with the past several do's and don'ts? neither the pictures nor the captions are even funny, or interesting.
this is fuckin poker night in east oakland...which is everynight.
it's two black dude chillin after work or some shit. not interesting enough to be a do or a don't.
OH I GET...it's ironic. good fucking job vice. go die
Subject: Collar Date: Sep 06 2007 03:24:24 AM Author: Blue
Then again we can't see the shoes here. If one of them has chucks on I'll cry myself to sleep.
I doubt it though
Subject: tnt Date: Sep 06 2007 03:22:37 AM Author: DYnamite!
hurricane katrina had nothing on these two....
Subject: Collar Date: Sep 06 2007 03:17:07 AM Author: Blue
Course this is a do... no pretensions at all here.
Subject: big dummy Date: Sep 06 2007 02:11:11 AM Author: rob-omb
Real-life Fred and Lamont right here.....
Subject: not sure Date: Sep 06 2007 01:32:26 AM Author: fuck haute couture
Black hillbillies. Standing in front of what ought to be a garage sale. I'm not sure how I feel about this one yet, but the author planning his own haunting of Earth sort of freaks me out.
Subject: This is Date: Sep 06 2007 01:27:46 AM Author: K
the gayest DO ever. You guys suck.
Subject: =) Date: Sep 06 2007 01:14:34 AM Author: =)
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Subject: boy Date: Sep 06 2007 12:32:14 AM Author: mattt
dude on the right has style for days. that's the way a dude should look. drop the the v necks boys you look like fags.
Subject: Double DO's Date: Sep 06 2007 12:09:50 AM Author: Kurt Sexington
Either of these guys on their own would be "DO's." They should be given seperate "DO" trophies for their achievements.
Subject: earthy black people Date: Sep 06 2007 12:09:43 AM Author: McCall
are not that uncommon, you just have to go to where they can afford to live (not Park Slope)
“Wait, you too?” Yeah, I was in the DON’Ts a few years ago, then I got this invitation to come here for the weekend. Apparently some rich guy was in the DON’Ts too and wants us all to get together to plan revenge. “Oh shit. Like that movie The Benchwarmers?” Yeah. “I fucking loved that movie.” Me too. Jon Lovitz is my dawg.
Apparently European men have been getting it a little too easy for a little too long. Hey guy, go get yourself a conundrum or two and get back to us. You look like you’re still breast-fed.
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