Here’s a great way to deal with the fact that you’re uncomfortable and don’t know anyone at the party: Dance like a broken C3PO until everyone else feels equally uncomfortable.

Date: May 09 2008 12:57:10 AM
Author: pony

what a fucking HERB



Date: May 03 2008 01:41:25 PM
Author: reduced

Mime party!



Subject: shoes
Date: Jan 14 2008 04:27:51 PM
Author: JK

bad shoes bad hat, baggy as jeans. wisconsin in the house!!!



Subject: DRUMS
Date: Nov 08 2007 12:17:01 PM
Author: ©

that guy looks like he can do a mean ROBOT.

I think he made that triple 5 tshirt at home in his spare time.

Like the GED.



Subject: hey, leave that guy alone!
Date: Sep 27 2007 12:26:13 PM
Author: lordpsi

it's obvious that he's severely mentally challenged and stuck in a K hole



Subject: shut up
Date: Sep 07 2007 05:40:46 PM
Author: wow

who says white guys cant dance?, im white as all hell, and i can dance your freagin socks off



Subject: A1
Date: Sep 01 2007 02:58:59 AM
Author: A1

White folks, can you ever dance?

Seriously though, stop that shit, it's getting as old as white frat boys quoting rap songs and calling their friends "muh nigga".



Subject: wow
Date: Aug 30 2007 12:36:10 PM
Author: michael

i witnessed this at the world electronic music festival, only the hats were waaaaaaayyyyyy whiter.



Subject: parties
Date: Aug 30 2007 02:53:57 AM
Author: the dullness

party rule number one: if thou mockest, thou shalt be mocked in turn. therefore, never mock; just rock.



Subject: denim don't
Date: Aug 29 2007 04:21:12 PM
Author: babykeepsitreal

these are just one example of the most terrible forms of denim, people try to call jeans.
the cut is terrible and there's too much and his belt is barely holding them up and there are those...i could go on.
DON'T.



Subject: are you
Date: Aug 28 2007 11:30:06 AM
Author: kidding?

is he holding an invisible vagina?



Subject: wow
Date: Aug 28 2007 10:50:47 AM
Author: Spunkynutz

What I am more concerned about is that big headed girl with the hairstyle I wouldn't be caught dead sporting. What's with everyone and this 'messy ponytail, I don't really care what I look like look' When obviously they care because they spent an hour preping it and shoving so many bobbie pins into it that if hair had veins it would bleed and a voice it would choke and gag from the amount of hairspray you put in it. Why I ask WHY would anyone do that to themselves??!?!?!



Subject: ROC
Date: Aug 27 2007 11:58:00 AM
Author: Chino

this just goes to show you how universal hip hop really is. he's doing the Jay Z Rocafella diamond symbol, but upside down.

can you dig it?

HOV!! (whatever the fuck that means!?!)




Subject: hmmm
Date: Aug 26 2007 03:31:07 AM
Author: Mr. Wonderful

Can we at least get some glow sticks in this motherfuckers hand so to make it somewhat easier to classify what kind of douche he is?



Subject: slfkgnfgnlkmfcg
Date: Aug 24 2007 01:47:47 PM
Author: karasu

lolololol
rofl



Subject: ways of finding out.
Date: Aug 24 2007 10:25:01 AM
Author: fuck haute couture

I'd be uncomfortable too were I at a square-ass anime nerd party in an apartment whose residents believe Apogee and Urban Outfitters really can cater to all one's interior decorating needs...

Seriously, we all drink to get drunk, but I think the way I'd keep from feeling 'uncomfortable' would be to 'drink until I find the people there amusing to look at and quietly mock'.



Subject: Ho ho
Date: Aug 24 2007 05:12:34 AM
Author: Loz

Torgeir is stupid



Subject: dude....
Date: Aug 24 2007 05:08:43 AM
Author: Mr Roboto

....is blatantly pulling out a geeks old faithful move of

sure you ladies have seen the love heart sign but can any of you fuckers do this just before pulling off the perfect superman sign with his hands.


shit, get real man everyone knows that flying dork has it too easy.



Subject: Party Tips volume 1
Date: Aug 24 2007 04:36:47 AM
Author: Torgeir

“So, what is the best way to behave at a party where you feel uncomfortable and don't know anyone? Any tips? »

Dont feel uncomfortable…



Subject: Jeans
Date: Aug 24 2007 04:34:26 AM
Author: Them whores

His jeans are revolting…



Subject: Answers?
Date: Aug 24 2007 04:14:37 AM
Author: William Creggan

So, what is the best way to behave at a party where you feel uncomfortable and don't know anyone? Any tips?



Subject: ..
Date: Aug 24 2007 02:34:44 AM
Author: Aaron

his hands are like "Look familiar ladies?"



Subject: ...
Date: Aug 23 2007 11:26:08 PM
Author: ...

I don't know him, but I hate him already.



Subject: no
Date: Aug 23 2007 09:55:42 PM
Author: boo

all the do's are don'ts and all the don'ts are don'ts.

way to go, hipsterz.



Subject: kacken
Date: Aug 23 2007 09:42:42 PM
Author: helmut

wouldn't it be great if more people at parties specifically said exactly what they wanted? flashing the "golden honey v" is the new freaking.



Subject:
Date: Aug 23 2007 09:10:01 PM
Author:

i like her silver dress.



Subject: .
Date: Aug 23 2007 08:27:05 PM
Author: Firsty McFirst

What is with the torso-to-leg length ratio on this guy? Also, how can you try to wear that hat with some New Balance on your feet?



Subject: !!!
Date: Aug 23 2007 08:14:01 PM
Author: !!!

I know VPL girl



Subject: .
Date: Aug 23 2007 04:57:13 PM
Author: .

What happened to getting drunk, and talking about anything to people.

Are these peolpe still around. Haven't seen one in ages where I live.



Subject: Electric Boogie
Date: Aug 23 2007 04:25:40 PM
Author: Mr.Lint

Berkeley High, home of Royal Rockers, Electric City Poppers, U.F.Os, and Demons Uv The Mynd. Poppin an Lockin, Foo! Sht was live in 85 son!
Dont forget to point at people when done with a move, then say "Yall aint want none BIOTCH!" Gets the girls every time!(well it did 20 years ago)



Subject: lame
Date: Aug 23 2007 04:01:14 PM
Author: From One Ass to Another's Mouth

Vice tagline have been fucking pathetic for a while, but they have REALLY been eating shit for the last month.

Fuck man, if I could dance like that, I would. There isn't anything better than making people feel awkward who you don't give a fuck about anyways.




Subject: .
Date: Aug 23 2007 03:53:49 PM
Author: .

Freshman? Nah, look at the dude's face, he's at least 40. That's what's really fuckin sad.



Subject: new
Date: Aug 23 2007 03:05:46 PM
Author: balance

who cares what a bunch of 22 year olds think anyway.



Subject: land of 1000 robot dances
Date: Aug 23 2007 03:01:52 PM
Author: lol@u

"I AM A ROBOT! I HAVE A ROBOT VAGINA!"
-gay robot



Subject: i agree w/ gleefull
Date: Aug 23 2007 02:34:48 PM
Author: daddy warbuckets

what a fucking loser



Subject: all of them
Date: Aug 23 2007 02:32:40 PM
Author: lola

everybody pretty much sucks in this picture !



Subject:
Date: Aug 23 2007 02:25:28 PM
Author:

triple five soul... i assume he went to berkeley high and is now a freshman at nyu.



Subject: .
Date: Aug 23 2007 02:06:22 PM
Author: gleefull

This is pretty much exactly what pops into my head when I imagine Canada.



Subject: first
Date: Aug 23 2007 02:05:08 PM
Author: donger

haha, those shoes make me pretty uncomfortable



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