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A lot of people get way too excited when you tell them they’re cute. It’s best just to chill and take the compliment. Shit, don’t even wake up. Just let the affection wash over you.

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Date: May 24 2008 04:40:41 PM
Author: oh

nice pink leopard print belt right below your boobs to make them look even bigger.

Date: May 07 2008 10:58:34 AM
Author: TonShingWa

Once again, passed out drunk, why can't I find one of these chicks?!

Date: May 06 2008 12:08:28 AM
Author: opalescent stretchmarks

Charlotte's Mexican cousin.

Subject: Hi
Date: Nov 08 2007 12:25:46 PM
Author: ©

I love the underarm stretch marks and the peek of areola

Subject: chubby chicks rule!!!
Date: Oct 13 2007 10:07:08 PM
Author: LORDPSI

..just as long as they're at least a C-cup, have a cute face, and don't smell like string cheese :)

Subject: New Game
Date: Oct 10 2007 06:03:46 PM
Author: Gotta

I know where to hide the sausage.

Subject: converted
Date: Sep 07 2007 07:52:56 PM
Author: jerry dawn

i've become such a chubby chaser. the more dimpled the ass the better. :(

Subject: ...
Date: Sep 06 2007 07:25:09 PM
Author: gah

I bet this beast works at a mac counter.

Subject: wtf
Date: Sep 04 2007 02:42:45 AM
Author: wtf

shes big but hot for some reason

Subject: i see...
Date: Aug 27 2007 11:59:10 AM
Author: Chino

nerple!!!

Subject: Transformation
Date: Aug 25 2007 04:25:38 PM
Author: Nappy NasKu

So this is what happens to does 12 year old girls in middle school that the cool kids used to make fun of...I see

Subject: geranimals
Date: Aug 24 2007 10:27:21 AM
Author: fuck haute couture

matching your tacky eyeshadow to your tacky earrings and tacky empire belt is always a don't. As is being greasy and passed out.

(will this one creep through the censors?)

Subject: Boracho
Date: Aug 24 2007 08:51:59 AM
Author: Boracho

Boracho

Subject: 000
Date: Aug 23 2007 10:48:24 PM
Author: 000

Los hochidora

Subject: transformer
Date: Aug 23 2007 09:34:28 PM
Author: Lance Former

And then we ripped off the mask to find a family of Mexicans inside.

Subject: bbw
Date: Aug 23 2007 07:21:14 PM
Author: chdlb

A lot of people get irritated when you tell them they have a weight problem. It is always best to listen to their shit cause they are only trying to help. Hell ,dont even start a diet, gorge on and let the lard build up all over you

Subject: rubber people
Date: Aug 23 2007 06:26:34 PM
Author: dude

wait, is she even real?

Subject:
Date: Aug 23 2007 05:50:13 PM
Author:

blech

Subject: mm
Date: Aug 23 2007 11:29:20 AM
Author: sonalini gunasekera

sexy

Subject: yeaaaah.
Date: Aug 23 2007 08:56:49 AM
Author: suz.

nip.

Subject: how did the cat get so fat !?!
Date: Aug 23 2007 02:43:29 AM
Author: Ms. FReAky

Nipple Gate! (ok, more like a tiny nipple window)

Subject: poonz
Date: Aug 23 2007 12:36:52 AM
Author: nub

balogna nipz FTW !!!

This awesome pile of trash looks like that 80s movie Times Square but with less codependence and more shots.

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It's great to see people think outside the zombie box and come up with real conceptual masterpieces of Halloween costumes, like one-armed Venice Beach glamor-jock. Check it out. He even nailed all the tiny details, like the frayed, toe-jam-encrusted sandals and little gino kissy-smirk. Oh wait, this picture is from yesterday.
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