Look at this giant, giant Finnish baby. Do Europeans ever move out of their parents’ house? No wonder they call getting laid, “Having sleepover.”

Date: Apr 06 2008 04:38:50 PM
Author: dork

Somebody wrote this:
" always love reading the reactive comments from all the insecure Europeans and Brits. He's NOT Finnish...he's a bacon-eating AMERICAN. Haha you guys are really a joke"

As if Brits weren't Europeans...Don't you Americans know anything about stuff outside the US?



Subject: ha
Date: Nov 29 2007 02:45:14 PM
Author: just me

This guy actually does look Finnish, that was my first thought when I saw him.
Being Finnish and all IŽd know what nerds look like here.

The thing that does bug me is that Americans seem to think of all Europeans as the same kinds of dickheads. In reality there are quite a few different nations here with quite different kind of dickheads in them..



Subject: native
Date: Nov 27 2007 08:18:25 PM
Author: Finn

haista vittu,thats Finnish for Fuck you!



Subject: whatever happened to?
Date: Oct 12 2007 03:00:29 PM
Author: Dashriprock

Isn't this the guy who played Cousin Oliver on the Brady Bunch? Robbie Rist.



Subject: KIILLLL IT!!!!
Date: Sep 27 2007 12:44:03 PM
Author: lordpsi

kill the narwhale! before it eats your children!



Subject: hhhhhhhhhhhh
Date: Sep 22 2007 02:54:39 PM
Author: j.p. quackenbush.

stay inside.



Subject: to Americans
Date: Aug 27 2007 02:17:50 PM
Author: Mira Valentina DK

Come to Europe, it's even better than you think....



Subject: yes
Date: Aug 26 2007 04:10:27 AM
Author: Mr. Wonderful

i'm prety sure i saw this guy get his ass kicked at a skate spot in high school..



Subject: .
Date: Aug 22 2007 02:26:58 PM
Author: Mush

Do Europeans ever move out of their parents’ house?

Yess they do!:O




Subject: this person is fucking hilarious
Date: Aug 21 2007 02:44:04 AM
Author: fuck haute couture

Subject: .
Date: Aug 19 2007 04:15:40 AM
Author: .

"looks loke every baconeating americaboy i`ve ever seen, ready to eat shitloads of bacon, listen to a bit of softrock n go kill millions of innocent people"


ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Subject: goungerati
Date: Aug 21 2007 01:51:59 AM
Author: barley

this just looks like an unfortunate pose for anyone to be caught in. are you?



Subject: fatsos like world of warcraft
Date: Aug 20 2007 02:59:52 PM
Author: .

" do you play 'World of Warcraft' every single? i do, are you horde or alliance..???? ya, i thought you looked "Alliance", that sucks dude, i hafta kill ya, i'm "Horde!" "



Subject: uh
Date: Aug 20 2007 12:14:23 PM
Author: hellsink

that's at club redrum in helsinki. must be the all nerd wednesday alas club. terrible.



Subject: Getting shitty
Date: Aug 20 2007 10:35:14 AM
Author: Shit for face

That's facial hair on his chin? It looks like creamy brown shit, like he uses his face as human toilet paper.



Subject: Huh?
Date: Aug 20 2007 08:57:03 AM
Author: Shitstain

Who said my name... who said it!?



Subject: Finns
Date: Aug 20 2007 08:16:48 AM
Author: Mats Nyquist

Finns are the goofiest people you will ever meet.



Subject: hahhaa
Date: Aug 19 2007 07:46:21 PM
Author: hahaha

always love reading the reactive comments from all the insecure Europeans and Brits. He's NOT Finnish...he's a bacon-eating AMERICAN. Haha you guys are really a joke.



Subject: cheap jabs
Date: Aug 19 2007 01:51:29 PM
Author: world fat

He has some deep issues in his tissues and is eating, smoking pot to forget or as an escape or comfort. Better turn it around soon or die of heart disease.



Subject: Don't Offend
Date: Aug 19 2007 01:16:24 PM
Author: Finland

this asshole is not Finnish, asshole.



Subject: .
Date: Aug 19 2007 12:12:40 PM
Author: amadeus

" This guy is like 28 and he's already dressing for comfort and function,by the time he's thirty he'll have like cargopants with measuringtape in them and his microwave's warranty, he'll pull it out at parties and explain that "it's actually the life of the product not the person".Girls will cut their ears off with shattered beer mugs."



Can this guy be the new caption-eer please?



Subject: fix your fucking face
Date: Aug 19 2007 11:17:54 AM
Author: gingerbreath

when the hair on your head and your facial pubes are two different colors, here is a hint...

pick one and stick with it.

i have a lot of friends with this problem and you can go either way. switch it up if you must. but im sorry, blonde head hair and red facial hair is UGLY UGLY UGLY and lazy.



Subject: redrum
Date: Aug 19 2007 06:55:23 AM
Author: redrum

redrum



Subject: .
Date: Aug 19 2007 04:15:40 AM
Author: .

looks loke every baconeating americaboy i`ve ever seen, ready to eat shitloads of bacon, listen to a bit of softrock n go kill millions of innocent people



Subject: ...
Date: Aug 19 2007 03:02:29 AM
Author: Mr.Lint

I almost grew a goatee. Thank you.



Subject: mmm
Date: Aug 18 2007 09:48:17 PM
Author: k

this guy has shitstain written all over him



Subject: who
Date: Aug 18 2007 08:58:30 PM
Author: me?

LOL @ 000...

and Vane$$a, you tell a sad tale...



Subject: whatevs (are you fucking kidding me?)
Date: Aug 18 2007 08:14:30 PM
Author: ghb

blah blah blah blah, insert self-important rant, blah blha blah



Subject: fat fuck need to put on some
Date: Aug 18 2007 05:40:42 PM
Author: muscle

he has a vagina for a chin, what the fuck is he going to do with that, let xtra-large men fuck his mouth because of its proximity?!



Subject: 000
Date: Aug 18 2007 05:06:29 PM
Author: 000

This guy is like 28 and he's already dressing for comfort and function,by the time he's thirty he'll have like cargopants with measuringtape in them and his microwave's warranty, he'll pull it out at parties and explain that "it's actually the life of the product not the person".Girls will cut their ears off with shattered beer mugs.



Subject: falling on deaf ears
Date: Aug 18 2007 04:22:05 PM
Author: fuck haute couture

The sloppy facial hair and socks with sandals is what grosses me out the most. I can deal with the fact that he's chubby and greasy with a bad haircut but the facial hair (my Quebecois girlfriend would refer to it as a "face pussy") I can't abide by.

BTW "Gavin", whoever you are... your beard is taking over your face and it's not cute. Seriously, you should cut that thing off, or at the least, quit playing with it.



Subject: aaahhahahahaaaa!!!!
Date: Aug 18 2007 03:45:25 PM
Author: fucktard

the subject says it all



Subject: Muhammad Finlander
Date: Aug 18 2007 02:35:31 PM
Author: Vane$$a

I recently read a book about Scandinavia's ethnic future. According to the author, this guy will be a Muslim chimney-sweep some time in the next 20 years.



Subject: lame
Date: Aug 18 2007 02:24:03 PM
Author: whatevs

This is such a weak caption--the dude is ugly and boring, but not interesting enough to be a don't, as evidenced by the uninspired caption. It's just a lame variation on your old "Europeans are all on welfare" shit.



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