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Subject: Why? Date: Aug 23 2007 10:48:29 PM Author: Horace
C'mon, I know Annie Lennox when I see her.
Subject: His appearnce Date: Aug 23 2007 05:55:58 AM Author: A N D Y - P
Says all that to you... jesus you must have been round his gaff or summit.
Subject: It so totally reminds me of harry potter Date: Aug 21 2007 02:19:14 PM Author: Spunkynutz
This is exactly what snape will look like as soon as he comes out of the closet. It will all be discused in his own spin off series of books.
Subject: yaaaaaaaaaaa Date: Aug 20 2007 12:28:20 PM Author: Mc Cool
this is what harry potter would look like if he got kicked out of hog warts for dealing (and doing)crack, discovered emo punk and stopped eating. Take note young wizards, CRACK KILLS
Subject: this guy Date: Aug 17 2007 04:22:52 PM Author: a girl
I disagree! He totally looks as though he's into Bang & Olufsen CD players.
Subject: u knowwww Date: Aug 13 2007 02:52:50 PM Author: bla bla bla
i'm a girl and i'd SO wear that outfit, and look damn hot in it, too.
Subject: ... Date: Aug 10 2007 05:27:29 PM Author: Dali
This guy is obviously trying to channel Dimitri Shostakovich, all he needs is a cigarette and some originality.
Subject: Wretch Date: Aug 10 2007 08:12:09 AM Author: Gonads Gone Bye Bye
Life's what happens to you when you're... dressing like Willy Loman of 'Death of a Salesman' but thinking you're Andy Fucktard Warhol.
F'fuck's sake - Make yourself useful and fertilize a tree with your corpse.
Subject: why i'm so special Date: Aug 10 2007 02:47:52 AM Author: honest joe assholes
winning comment sucks ass
fuck you guys
and that god damned caption sucks ass too
fuck'n lame ass shit, you know what vice? you need a spin off of the do's and dont's -I'll write the captions and insted of critiqueing their fasion i'll give brutaly painfully acurate insight into the person(s)/situation type shit thing... fuck. -i'll give an evaluation of their pysche/personality in 3 sentances or less.. and it will rock your world. shit, i'll even do it for free minus the royalties on the book you'll be publishing of my work. god damn it. if you have no idea what i'm ta
Subject: . Date: Aug 09 2007 07:54:42 PM Author: .
this caption was definitely inspired by mr show
Subject: .. Date: Aug 09 2007 01:24:11 PM Author: ..
jeffrey dahmer got killed in jail, dude.
and that's totally andy warhol anyway.
Subject: i think Date: Aug 09 2007 03:55:36 AM Author: heffomite
that's michael stipe right?
Subject: title of picture Date: Aug 08 2007 02:16:01 PM Author: teabag
i didnt know jeffrey Dahmer was paroled already? f=cking hell , Yikes!
Subject: this guy Date: Aug 07 2007 03:52:36 PM Author: queer eye
He's a cool balls-out fag. I saw him in Men's Shoes at Barneys a while back while talking with the salesman about guys who wear heels a la Rick Ownens and this guy notices we're sort of whispering and comes over as if to say "I know you're talking about me so you might as well let me in on it."
Subject: lame Date: Aug 07 2007 01:39:35 AM Author: caitlin
even starving somali folk don't look that miserable, and they actually HAVE problems.
Subject: this dude Date: Aug 06 2007 05:24:06 PM Author: dojsd
he's actually a comic artist. i know because the sartorialist did a picture on him, he was better dressed than this though.
Subject: the league of extraordinary gentleperson Date: Aug 06 2007 04:20:46 PM Author: lisa
he has it so right.
top look.
top guy.
love it.
Subject: i`m Date: Aug 06 2007 01:47:17 PM Author: sorry
he is too old.
Subject: boner Date: Aug 06 2007 12:38:56 PM Author: patrol
wasn't he in the fifth element?
Subject: ***** Date: Aug 06 2007 12:27:40 PM Author: whoever
this guy is not over it, whatever it may refer to... he is trying to look like andy warhol as if he believes warhol is the only one, if he were still alive, who would really understand him
Subject: This guy Date: Aug 06 2007 10:54:39 AM Author: Awesome-Pants
He looks like a Japanese Army Officer accused of war crimes, hiding out in soho.
Subject: kill me Date: Aug 06 2007 09:37:47 AM Author: please
if I ever end up looking like that I hope my friends invite me over and kill me. looks like he's waiting for the same thing. happy happy joy joy.
Subject: No Date: Aug 06 2007 06:49:49 AM Author: You are all wrong, can't u see?
He looks like that costume designer/mini-Edith Head from 'The Incredibles', who i believe was based on Linda Hunt.
Subject: this is such a DO! Date: Aug 06 2007 02:12:34 AM Author: Dr. Fate
Vice ... sometimes you suck, sometimes I remember why you write the Do's and Dont's ... and I don't.
Love Ya,
JP
Subject: omg Date: Aug 05 2007 10:51:57 PM Author: intern
I've seen that guy around Soho like every week recently. He gives me the heeby jeebies, that's for sure. and i think he was once on the sartorialist, too.
Subject: Dickie Crickets and Kid Jersey Date: Aug 05 2007 10:26:27 PM Author: ...just a guy
they did so much for megaphone crooning didn't they?
i love that classic Dickie Crickets tune "Automobile".
Subject: the diagnosis Date: Aug 05 2007 10:08:50 PM Author: Vane$$a
He has an Accutane complexion.
Subject: it's Dylan! Date: Aug 05 2007 09:10:39 PM Author: my butt hurts
His favorite musicians are the pop group The Fad Three and megaphone crooners Dickie Crickets and Kid Jersey.
Subject: Hey, im a chode and i'll talk shit Date: Aug 05 2007 08:52:22 PM Author: Chode
yeah if we listened to "the fuck" and made this champ a "dont" vice magazine would go downhill faster than a loose avalanche.
you get too technical, mate.
Subject: The fuck. Date: Aug 05 2007 06:56:50 PM Author: riceburner
This should be a Don't with the caption: "In most parts of NYC, this guy could pass for a dark Andy Warhol proxy, but when he's serving you Strawnana yogurt in a waxed cup from behind the counter of a TCBY, he just makes your balls suck up into your body."
Subject: 000 Date: Aug 05 2007 04:08:33 PM Author: 000
If this guy actually hated technology he wouldn't take the subway or wear glasses for that matter,I just think that he's a guy with a good symmetrical style that I want to watch run because that would look hilarious.
Subject: . Date: Aug 05 2007 02:59:05 PM Author: poor guy mcgee
Outside New York he wouldn't last long
Subject: Christ on the Cross! Date: Aug 05 2007 02:29:52 PM Author: t-train
Jesus, I didn't say he's the reason _I_ love baseball. I was too subtle.
I'm still convinced that when he opens his mouth he reveals himself to have a shallow and parochial worldview. Of course, lots of people are into that...
Subject: This little fucker Date: Aug 05 2007 02:05:19 PM Author: Lou S.
Is so darn good looking, I wanna molest him.
I bet he tastes like the rim of delicious goo in a cup of hot chocolate.
Subject: what Date: Aug 05 2007 02:04:38 PM Author: lol@u
that's a winning comment? haha that sucks a dick.
Subject: legs mcgillicutty Date: Aug 05 2007 02:02:47 PM Author: lol@u
what happened to his legs? were they sawed off at the knee?
Subject: Date: Aug 05 2007 01:40:32 PM Author: crawford
he looks like he thinks way to highly of himself and he's probably not even that smart.
Subject: Date: Aug 05 2007 12:52:33 PM Author: guillaume
haha, an andy warhol impersonator in new york, looks like a life plan that made it as far as i'm concerned
blasé motherfucker
Subject: b Date: Aug 05 2007 12:42:05 PM Author: barry
that's right, fuck baseball!
Subject: eh/? Date: Aug 05 2007 12:24:36 PM Author: jules@hootmail.com
SORRY.
This guy kicks arse. I want to be drinking a tradefair approved coffee with him right now. This guy is why baseball sucks.
Subject: > Date: Aug 05 2007 11:25:09 AM Author: <
My god, the comments section has become a fucking pep rally for frat guys:
“this guy is a total fag bro, sorry”- steve Marriott
“He's just a creeper, he doesnt even know what a hipster is.” ?????
“This guy is why America loves baseball.”- t-train
Subject: anal Date: Aug 05 2007 11:04:54 AM Author: ass
he's pleading: "torture me"
Subject: Tool Date: Aug 05 2007 10:27:11 AM Author: t-train
This guy is why America loves baseball.
Subject: . Date: Aug 05 2007 10:07:58 AM Author: .
He's just a creeper, he doesnt even know what a hipster is.
Subject: Full Blown Date: Aug 05 2007 10:03:56 AM Author: Dr. Kev Orkian
This town ain't big enough for two Ron Mael's
Subject: yuk Date: Aug 05 2007 09:34:55 AM Author: john m
Depressed physicists are a do?
Subject: Date: Aug 05 2007 09:32:36 AM Author: nose
also, his pants are too short and he doesn't look tall enough to excuse it
Subject: . Date: Aug 05 2007 09:25:31 AM Author: e-
Nice try Adolph, take the glasses off and grow your mustache back. You're going back into hiding.
Subject: love Date: Aug 05 2007 08:13:03 AM Author: Jakobi
If he was a bit younger, he'd be a much more convincing DO
Subject: yeah thats it! Date: Aug 05 2007 02:33:30 AM Author: bolo
no wait! he's the guy who makes nikki9lives skateboards!
Subject: oh hes no imitation... Date: Aug 05 2007 02:32:23 AM Author: bolo
i'd have to see if he was wearing sock suspenders, or at least have a supervillian-type invention.
Subject: what a collection! Date: Aug 05 2007 02:00:21 AM Author: patrickteque
I'd love to have some guy like this in my loose "gang"
like "The league of extraordinary gentlepersons"!
Subject: . Date: Aug 05 2007 01:58:25 AM Author: .
holy fuck i see this dude literally EVERY time i get off the L to go to work.... wow VICE really does exist!
GAY!
Subject: I wonder if he takes himself seriously? Date: Aug 05 2007 01:04:07 AM Author: steve marriott
this guy is a total fag bro, sorry
Subject: Don't Date: Aug 05 2007 12:55:01 AM Author: No
Come on. Seriously?
Can you imagine trying to have a normal conversation with this guy?
He looks like a wax sculpture.
Subject: bow Date: Aug 05 2007 12:25:28 AM Author: tie
yessssssss
Subject: HURRRR the 2nd Date: Aug 05 2007 12:19:05 AM Author: huh???
Woah, I'm totally randomly spamming. I gotta get a virus checker!
Subject: the nose knows Date: Aug 05 2007 12:15:17 AM Author: the nose
I just know from the picture that this guy smells funny
Subject: . Date: Aug 05 2007 12:02:15 AM Author: Mr.Lint
no
What is with this David Copperfield bathing-suit bullshit where women create the illusion of being nude? Fuck off, peekaboo hips.
How hard would it be to have a bad trip around these two? You could get off a train in Nazi Germany and they’d be like, “Yeah, it kind of sucks here, but we know a couple spots.” I bet they even smell laid back. Comments/Enlarge See all
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