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  I know all you cynics probably see this as tokenism at its most flagrant, but not only do I think they?re really friends, he?s got my full support to crack as many jokes about emo kids and spicsters as he can come up with.
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  So this is it. You had over 60 years and six continents' worth of subcultures to pick from and instead of psychobilly or sharpie you went with 90s guido, five-year-old Van Halen fan, and progressive housist who came to the AIDS rally straight from Twilo. The implications of this photo are filling me with more dread than watching the Obama Deception after downing a handful of gullible pills.
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