We looked into it and he's serious. He genuinely really liked Johnny Depp as Edward Scissorhands. We go, "What are you, a 14-year-old girl?" and he goes, "No, I'm just really, really stupid and incredibly boring." Comments/Enlarge See all

This is why you shouldn’t go around telling people things like “the world is your oyster.” That’s exactly the type of intoxicating optimism that leads to your band getting kicked out of the Renaissance Fair for showing up with bongo drums and not having a ride home. Comments/Enlarge See all