Here?s to the 5am smashed out-of-your-mind breakfast and making best friends with total strangers just cos they agreed with you that eggs over-easy is better than sunny-side up. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
If you try to turn small tits into big tits you end up with big little tits, which is the same as those Canadian postcards that say, “Moosejaw’s Provincial Bird,” and have a huge cartoon mosquito.
