Telling large groups of rednecks to leave that girl alone can be pretty painful for the first few weeks, but it makes looking in the mirror feel like doing a bump for the rest of your life. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
It’s OK to have these drunk Russian exhibitionist competitions where Vladki pushes Svetlana so far that she’s lying with her tits out like she’s on a piss-stained stretching rack, but he’s not supposed to get down there with her and get all slinky arching his back like Catwoman. Did he not get the memo? The only time men are supposed to act sexy is when women want a good laugh. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
