Viceland - NOT ANOTHER GAY RAPPER - MS-DL Si Mette In Ginocchio

Nel 1999, il rapper di Detroit MS-DL rimorchiò un ragazzo in un club e se lo portò a casa per un classico rapporto da venerdì sera. Ms-DL non ricorda molto bene cosa successe quella sera, sta di fatto che qualsiasi cosa abbia fatto al ragazzino non è piaciuta affatto. Non gli piacque a tal punto che lo denunciò. MS-DL, allora 22enne, fu condannato a 7 anni di carcere per violenza e molestie su minori. Se hai visto un po’ di film, sai come son visti i molestatori in carcere. Male. E infatti a sentire le sue rime, MS-DL è stato violentato tipo 5000 volte. Pare che abbia passato due anni in prigione a prostituirsi per20 dollari o 4 pacchetti di sigarette a botta. Non per risultare banali, ma avete presente quel detto “ciò che non ti uccide ti rende più forte”? MS-DL è una delle persone più terrificanti che abbia mai incontrato. Tutta quella violenza l’ha trasformato nel rapper più cattivo di sempre. Ed ha anche un sacco di talento. I suoi beats spaccano e le sue rime fanno assomigliare Jadakiss a Hammer. Il suo cd autoprodotto, On My Knees ha fatto tremare tutti i rappers da L.A. a Brooklyn quest’anno.

Vice: Cos’hai fatto appena sei uscito di galera?

MS-DL: Le mie cose, come sempre. Mi godo la mia libertà. La prima sera appena uscito, sono andato a cena fuori col mio ragazzo. Siamo andati in un posto mega elegante. Abbia chiacchierato, abbiamo mangiato delle bistecche di maiale.

Pensavo che i rappers non mangiassero carne di maiale. Non è così?

Solo i più religiosi. Se posso prendere un cazzo in bocca, non vedo perché non potrei mangiare della carne di maiale. Abbiamo mangiato delle bistecche deliziose, non mi vergogno affatto a dirtelo. Un’altra cosa che ho fatto è stato riprendere la mia patente. Ho compilato tutto il modulo, ma ho saltato la parte sui donatori di organi. Non mi piace.

Mia mamma lavorava in ospedale. Mi ha detto che spesso, se sei in fin di vita, ti lasciano morire per prenderti gli organi, se hanno qualcuno in lista.

Esatto. Voglio dire proprio questo. Fanculo i dottori, fratello. Ti fanno morire. Nel 2001 sono andato da uno perché avevo il retto sfondato e lui non è stato in grado di fare un cazzo.

DANIEL WOODS

Comments:

Subject: What, where, why?
Date: May 04 2006 08:35:31 AM
Author: Doovie Dew

God here I am sitting at my desk suppose to be werkin' and the most interesting thing about my life is this stoopid ass article. I've been dooped damn it, and I want my money back! Oh thats right, this bullshit was free". Secondly any kid caught in a nite-club at 14 should have his boi pussy phucked (Keep yo young ass at home)

Subject: please
Date: Mar 07 2006 05:54:12 PM
Author: please

hey, that guy in this picture's name is dave potes, he ain't gay and he ain't a rapper. figure it out stoopid...

Subject: Heads up y'all
Date: Mar 06 2006 05:57:26 PM
Author: Jedediah Q. Halvermeyer III

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH, Shit. Now I get it. If you turn the magazine upside-down then it works.

I so stupid.

Subject: fuck this guy
Date: Mar 02 2006 12:05:34 PM
Author: reality

hey everyone this guy had sex with a 14 y/o boy....he deserves all the beating he can get.. fuck him

Subject: Raymond's little friend
Date: Mar 01 2006 06:47:40 PM
Author: Stanley

Raymond's best friend is called Francis. Last year, I climbed a tree on a golf course and did a shit from it. It was great fun, and it landed on the grass. In a few days I would like to jizz in my hand when we go to Popeye's and wipe my hand on the bathroom door...Is it OK if me and Raymond come?

Thanks. Bye.

Subject: this shit isnt real, right?
Date: Feb 28 2006 08:10:52 AM
Author: c

it is hard to believe, even in this day inage, that there is a gay rapper, who had sex with a lil boy and put out a cd. even though mtv says its cool to be gay, i want to believe that gay is not SO cool that it is in rap. god damnit.

Subject: aids scare
Date: Feb 28 2006 12:54:10 AM
Author: junglist

aids is real stupid fuck . WAS ment for the gays and blacks.now everyones fuckinG suffering.
WEAR CONDOMS KIDS :)

Subject: closed
Date: Feb 22 2006 07:09:17 PM
Author: tim carr

the dog has closed eyes"closed eyes".

Subject: Technically Insane
Date: Feb 22 2006 12:48:04 AM
Author: Delusional

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Many don't realise that most are mentally ill.
Society today needs serious head~reading. Is it supposed to be an honour writing what you did on your website above? We all need a serious break from all this fake crime.

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Subject: No KY
Date: Feb 19 2006 06:11:07 PM
Author: Dazzy Dexter

You aint for real vice, you need to come better than this.
Is this all you came up with after your little brainstorming session?

Subject: fuck
Date: Feb 18 2006 05:36:49 PM
Author: ivan b.

that shit is gross.

Subject: Like it raw
Date: Feb 17 2006 02:42:28 PM
Author: Chris Walker

I want to be r8ped by this guy how can I contact him?

Subject: seriously
Date: Feb 16 2006 04:45:19 PM
Author: Johnny Shitfart

hey, i am serious... has anyone on here heard Dj Shart Panties? I hear it is some real top not fucking cock sucking fucking shit, dudes...

Subject: that
Date: Feb 16 2006 11:43:21 AM
Author: me

You can't transplant the whole eye. Eyes or testicles, it's impossible.

Subject: transplants
Date: Feb 16 2006 10:50:27 AM
Author: eyes

They take the lens from eyes and they can transplant them.

Subject: this
Date: Feb 16 2006 06:44:07 AM
Author: me

You can't transplant eyes. You already did this joke with "Q-boy" in the UK worst ever issue.

Subject: satire has died
Date: Feb 15 2006 05:09:33 PM
Author: Bierce

This is the worst publication of vice i have ever read. What happend to the articles that made me feel proud to laugh at a man in a wheel chair?

Subject: you guys are fucking clown shoes
Date: Feb 15 2006 01:49:18 PM
Author: typical

hey! look at me! i'm posting a comment like what i say matters!

Subject: klhj
Date: Feb 15 2006 08:41:37 AM
Author: asd

"Go to Berzerko.org there are community college students in North Carolina putting out better literature than this rubbish."

Let me guess where you go to school...

Subject: This issue is gay
Date: Feb 14 2006 05:41:45 PM
Author: Bumblebee Heart Star

Go to Berzerko.org there are community college students in North Carolina putting out better literature than this rubbish.

Subject: fake?
Date: Feb 14 2006 10:12:50 AM
Author: ted danson

uh... yeah, did you catch the theme of the issue?

or have you heard of google?

alright, guys, i gotta take off... john ratzenberger just stole my audi. later

Subject: jhkj
Date: Feb 13 2006 11:59:28 PM
Author: uyu

is this person fake as well?

Subject: dersevewd what he got
Date: Feb 12 2006 06:24:39 PM
Author: big ll

This Child fucker/chicken hawk got prison justice and now is bitching about it , fuck him!!!

Subject: m'eh...
Date: Feb 10 2006 08:22:13 PM
Author: knife mcdagger

where else but Detroit can you find a child under the age of 14 in a nightclub?

... no, seriously. where? i live way too far from Detroit and i'm fucking insatiable.

Subject: Beastiality
Date: Feb 10 2006 05:35:31 PM
Author: Jones

I think the dog is trying to tell us something

Subject: ``
Date: Feb 10 2006 03:34:51 PM
Author: ``

Pretty funny article. Too bad MS-DL doesn't exist.

Subject: ni-gga, ni-gga
Date: Feb 10 2006 11:44:41 AM
Author: pork mush

"I went to one in 2001 after I got my colon ruptured. That doctor didn’t even do a r*pe kit."

lol ni-gga, lol

Subject: Gay
Date: Feb 10 2006 11:22:29 AM
Author: HAHA

Arent all rappers gay anyways? all those dudes spending all time together "writing" songs, that seems pretty gay to me, kinda like jesus in that dessert with those 12 gay guys just walkin around..... GAY!

Subject: hahaha
Date: Feb 09 2006 05:00:02 PM
Author: saki

"My mom used to work in a hospital. She said they’d let people die sometimes—like a crackhead with good eyes or whatever, if they had someone waiting for some eyes."

hahaha, this issue is one of the best, every articles is amazing! ill admit, lately, vice has been lacking. not all the time, but sometimes, the writters just seem to not care, but this issue, GENIUS!

Subject: this didn't go well wit the bowl
Date: Feb 09 2006 01:55:07 PM
Author: moistest manpusi

lepperkahns. rainbows. frankensense. faux mink blankets. labia. bunnies. marryanne. snoopy. chipmunk.

ok. gone.

Subject: crackhead with good eyes???
Date: Feb 09 2006 10:55:42 AM
Author: dub:H20

She said they’d let people die sometimes—like a crackhead with good eyes or whatever, if they had someone waiting for some eyes...

Thats the only thing I didnt check off of my organ donor list....

At least this bullshit article was somewhat funny. You can seee through it like Saran Wrap though. So fake.

Subject: Nice & Easy.
Date: Feb 09 2006 01:08:34 AM
Author: rud3boyTM

In the words of Mrs. Britney Spears, "Oh mah Gawd!"

Subject: dont be gentle
Date: Feb 09 2006 12:35:05 AM
Author: christine

fuck thats funny, wonder if he met 50 cent in there

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