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Dopo anni di sfruttamento da parte dei francesi, gli inglesi di Montreal stanno iniziando a svegliarsi, per esempio infilandosi una bandiera Quebecois su per il culo mentre vanno a spasso. Forse la moda più politica dopo i fan degli Yankees che si infilano le calze dei Red Sox nelle mutande.


Se andate su lastnightparty.com o thecobrasnake.com noterete che ci sono un sacco di tipe ubriache e arrapate alle feste a New York e LA. Mentre alcuni froci vanno alle feste con equipaggiamenti fotografici da 12,000 euro, gli arrapati più organizzati attaccano giocattoli da adulti alle loro macchine fotografiche per fotterci un pò, letteralmente.


Se la tua faccia assomiglia a un cazzetto floscio coperto di verruche, devi essere creativo nel tuo approccio alla ricerca di tette. A volte un’occhiata rubata mentre canti una serenata su un ukulele è l’unica speranza per i faccia da cazzo.

L’orgoglio cintura, o belt pride, è quando i deficienti cazzoni palestrati e lampadati si infilano la maglietta dentro la fibbia per farla vedere al mondo, o la versione hip hop, lo sneaker pride, l’orgoglio delle sneakers, quando ti infili il davanti dell’orlo dentro la air max 1, ma che dire del mutanda-pride?

C’è un certo je ne sais quoi intorno a un bon vivant che si gode un bel bicchiere di Beaujolais. Ok, arrivano sempre in irtardo e non sono proprio dei pugili, ma che mondo di merda sarebbe senza queste anime felici?

Queste tre le abbiamo viste fuori dalla cena di compleanno di Maria Shriver, che urlavano insulti a Arnold Schwarzenegger e cercavano di infilare del toast nelle mutande di John Kerry. Capito il tema di questo numero o no?

Questo simpaticone è il re di Bogotà. Se non avesse l’AIDS sarebbe ancora lì a farsi di coca dalla mattina alla sera circondato da piscine e artisti. Però ha l’AIDS.

Grazie all’enorme crescita nei numeri di froci e lesbiche, il look androgino è ora “in”. Le tipe si mettono i jeans e i gilet, e i tipi si mettono vestiti da donna come se fossero tipette arrapate negli anni 70.

Iniziata con i ballerini, la moda di farsi i vestiti da soli e nel colore della propria pelle, è il nuovo “Guardami, stronzo.”

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Subject: Alright fuck you guys.
Date: May 02 2006 04:24:57 PM
Author: Buster Balls

How the mighty have fallen.

Subject: and vice
Date: Mar 11 2006 09:11:24 PM
Author: the onion

Vice is as lame as the onion now
Big Brother magazine was so much better
Larry Flynt is a fat fucking jabba the hut

Subject: HEY FUCK-KNUCKLES!!!!
Date: Mar 08 2006 12:19:14 PM
Author: JESUS FUCK

HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GET A NEW ISSUE OUT........THIS ONE WAS THE WORST EVER!!!!!!!!

Subject: er...come on?
Date: Mar 07 2006 10:00:45 PM
Author: rico suave

why y'all gotta be dos/don'ts haters?! i mean this website is a hit or miss. sometimes funny, sometimes lame as hell. *shrug* and move on. the website is a C+/B-. just deal with it.

Subject: coke money run out?
Date: Mar 06 2006 09:33:36 PM
Author: Dick Hertz the III

so what you guys get lazy now and use photoshop? come on guys i know your desperate for coke money but fuck keep it republican friendly...

Subject: ew
Date: Mar 05 2006 04:25:21 PM
Author: what

try again, rich bitch.

we dont need anymore trustfund babies writing this shit.

Subject: Why?
Date: Mar 04 2006 05:31:34 PM
Author: Ralf

I hate you now. I think I have to convince my friends of using again because they wanted to fucking work for you people and now I gotta tell them that if that is their dream there is just nothing left to live for. FUCK YOU and you mindless writers too.

Subject: fuck my ass
Date: Mar 04 2006 01:33:25 AM
Author: prvt dncr

god, do you know how hot it is to have some dudes big fat dick ramming your fag ass? you probably do and know it rules. i don't even care if they're ugly, as long as they're packing.

Subject: no seriously
Date: Mar 03 2006 07:25:23 PM
Author: Patric Fallon

what is up with the photoshop?

Subject: disappointment
Date: Mar 01 2006 03:10:37 PM
Author: francesca

boo. not even slightly funny.

Subject: yeahh...
Date: Feb 28 2006 10:32:14 PM
Author: ummm

how's photoshop workin out for you guys?

Subject: readin' & writin'
Date: Feb 27 2006 04:45:27 PM
Author: bombette

uhh, this useta be funny ha ha, now it's like, ewww, uhh, whatev.

Subject: Putting it in perspective
Date: Feb 27 2006 11:36:45 AM
Author: Perspective

Sometimes you just gotta bullshit with your buddies,

el momento de verdad : the point at which a bullfighter makes the kill.

Subject: Yes
Date: Feb 26 2006 07:23:41 PM
Author: Weed Dick

Yes, please hire "Artaud" (what is that, French?) because from what I hear, he has a "stinging modern approach to youth culture that all [his] proffesors say is tough and independant."

Thank you and God bless.

Subject: just who's doing the hobbling
Date: Feb 24 2006 10:05:53 AM
Author: Hanae

The hair-over-the-face joke was particularly funny. I mean that's just a crappy photo of some girl's back but you turned it into something original and worthwhile. I would never have thought of it myself but I guess that's why I'm reading your magazine!

You know, saying fuck you to the reader is one thing, but doing it over and over again in such a lame way is just rather sad. I feel like you're that dorky wigga in high school that I kind of want to protect but can't because it's hard enough to keep myself from beating you up.

Subject: wo.
Date: Feb 24 2006 09:21:19 AM
Author: jizzash

where the fuck do you get these pictures?crazy shit.some of those people are whack as fuck if this shit isn't staged.no doubt.
-j

Subject: Effort.
Date: Feb 24 2006 06:16:13 AM
Author: Fey

You don't even try anymore. That Bin Laden article - real bright. Just the sort of attention you don't need and can't handle.

Subject: putting things in your ass
Date: Feb 24 2006 02:30:25 AM
Author: ck

why does it sound like a 12 year old boy wrote the comments for each picture in the do's & don'ts this month? Can we please lay off the smack and brandy for long enough to write something funnier and more intellegent. The do's and don't are my favourite and I have been reading and thouroughly enjoying this magazine for at least the last 7 years and know you guys are slacking this time. Pull your heads out of your ass a bit please.
Love,
me

Subject: vice
Date: Feb 23 2006 03:00:38 AM
Author: artaud

there was a time when i didn't like vice and i swore i would never again read it. Those days are long gone! This is the best do's and don'ts EVER! I showed all my friends and they said the same thing! keep up the smart edgy stuff guys! Kudos. Wow! I mean WOW! Just one question. Are you hiring? I have a comparative lit degree from Brown and a stinging modern approach to youth culture that all my proffesors say is tough and independant. I'll send my resume. You'll love it.
PS. fuck off, shits passed dated, the torch is out...

Subject: ?
Date: Feb 22 2006 11:47:18 PM
Author: 1010

Perhaps Do's and Don'ts should come out less frequently, and be more qualitative. They used to be very articulate and now it feels like you're just doing it because it is one of your signature things. They feel last-minute, half-hearted and aren't really funny anymore. I know you can do better, vice!

Subject: Raymond's face
Date: Feb 22 2006 03:50:40 PM
Author: Hubert

Ohhhhh no...I just jizzed again on the head of my little sambo doll called raymond.

Once on the top of the head (where he has a cute little afro) and once on the facial part.

In the morning, I'll have to take him to the cleaners but hide it in a bag so no-one see's raymond's jizzy face.

Subject: !
Date: Feb 22 2006 09:03:15 AM
Author: !

Dear Vice,

You are like a meth head. At first you were really fucking awesome and pumped and hilariously sharp. Now you are just cranky and your teeth are rotting out of your face and you need to take a nap.

Subject: funny is funny. Remember funny?
Date: Feb 20 2006 08:58:15 PM
Author: humsully

lametarded

Subject: af ones suck
Date: Feb 18 2006 11:20:52 PM
Author: adam

air force one's are for blind people. terminators are where it's at. like ewing in '84.

Subject: The girl with the green dress
Date: Feb 18 2006 06:49:45 PM
Author: BK vs Canada

You erased my first post because it showed that you do not know that Dunks are for skaters and Hip Hop people wear air force one....

Subject: jiggaboo
Date: Feb 18 2006 12:44:06 AM
Author: Tim Carr

I care about all of this.
dad sex.

Subject: tu mami
Date: Feb 17 2006 11:53:32 AM
Author: senor

ha i get it! maybe, but if im right all the people who commented below are fuckin stupid ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and fucking losers,

so vice just keep doing the coke and fuck the working class ha ha ha ha ha ha fucking ha

Subject: not funny
Date: Feb 17 2006 05:29:36 AM
Author: greg

These used to be hilarious. now there not nearly as funny. what happened?
Glad I have back issues to look at. OK, panty pride was funny. but that's it.

Subject: What the shart?
Date: Feb 16 2006 04:33:45 PM
Author: Johnny Jihad

I spent a long time on that shart top 10 now what the shart is going on around here. If you want some real do's then type fetal alcohol syndrome on images.google.com or try starving child. definate do's, cunts.

Subject: hello
Date: Feb 16 2006 02:17:55 AM
Author: hi

did jesse keeler write these? just asking. i'm his biggest fan.

Subject: bitch made
Date: Feb 15 2006 05:29:22 PM
Author: less than

I'm so sad that i don't get this, what am i missing? What can i do to understand? I guess Vice stumped me. I feel so stupid. Can i buy the guys over a vice some stuff from Abercrombie to make up for my lack of knowledge?

Subject: lame
Date: Feb 15 2006 05:06:42 PM
Author: moby cock

I think they werent as funny because some of those photos werent real...

Subject: Hate to do it.
Date: Feb 15 2006 02:53:20 PM
Author: Cody

I really hate to say it due to this being one of my favorite parts in vice but they are slightly less funny. Don't hit me!

Subject: wow
Date: Feb 15 2006 02:43:23 PM
Author: roLLo

these are so not funny anymore

Subject: I laughed so hard I puked
Date: Feb 15 2006 08:19:31 AM
Author: mc pretty mouth

This was the best Dos and Don'ts yet. So much fun. You guys are the best. . . Wait, reverse that.

Subject:
Date: Feb 15 2006 02:45:31 AM
Author:

"Stop doing so much coke and get some work done you lazy fuckers."
"Get your faces out the yay and put down the homemade glass you're about to smoke and do some work, you lazy hipster douchebags."

yes please. allow some hope for those of us who want to believe there is integrity in the "working world."

Subject: lacking content
Date: Feb 14 2006 02:59:30 PM
Author: Meggtastic

I just sat down for a bowl of fruit and my few tiny minutes of peace and humor through lunch, and THIS is what I get?

Vice.....vice....vice. You disappoint me so..

Subject: et la lumière fut...
Date: Feb 14 2006 07:13:41 AM
Author: albert

Oh! oh..... ok.

Subject: dodon
Date: Feb 13 2006 05:36:19 PM
Author: froth movie

shits tired.

Subject: Ping
Date: Feb 13 2006 05:48:30 PM
Author: Hamburg

You guys should make a do' s and dont's about your staff. It seems there would be far more interesting material, and potentially much better "jokes".

Subject: dodon
Date: Feb 13 2006 05:36:19 PM
Author: froth movie

shits tired.

Subject: do's or don'ts? Passes or weirdos?
Date: Feb 13 2006 03:57:09 PM
Author: albert

Est-ce que je capote, or is it just that the do's are slowly merging in with the don'ts, issue after issue?

The three sidewalk girls had style, though, for good ol' times sakes.

Subject: to the guy below me
Date: Feb 13 2006 02:47:16 AM
Author: The reason these still suck

Jesse Keeler still exists... That kinda blows all the jokes...

Subject: hmmmmmm
Date: Feb 13 2006 01:57:07 AM
Author: jenn

maybe it's a joke.

Subject: The reason why these suck
Date: Feb 13 2006 12:43:58 AM
Author: Yawn...

*scratches balls*

*look up at monitor*

*shakes head*

Remembers Jesse Keeler is signed to Vice.

Subject: totally lame
Date: Feb 12 2006 06:11:38 PM
Author: dp

Wow, you guys really have given up, haven't you? There wasn't even an effort to be funny or ironic or anything--just a bunch of smarmy, bitter captions on photoshopped pictures that had no significance whatsoever. The pictures that weren't photoshopped were non-descript at best--except for the last do, that was totally sweet. Get your faces out the yay and put down the homemade glass you're about to smoke and do some work, you lazy hipster douchebags.

Subject: blah blah bitch complain blah blah
Date: Feb 11 2006 12:44:57 PM
Author: j to the o v

keep the photoshop on myspace

Subject: Photo Shop 'till you drip
Date: Feb 11 2006 12:18:13 PM
Author: Goat Rumper

You guys could have at least TRIED to make it intresting. This is the first Do's section I had to scroll through. The fake photos look like they were done by a 7th grader.

Your next issue better be out of this world or some crazy mofo is going to be sending you a virus.

Subject: um, duh.
Date: Feb 11 2006 04:07:44 AM
Author: duh.

this wasn't even funny.

Subject: FUCK
Date: Feb 10 2006 06:26:50 PM
Author: YOU

i've never dissed you guys before, and usually when people piss and moan in the comments, they're full of shit....but honestly, this was utter wackness...step you game up bitches....

Subject: penisbread
Date: Feb 10 2006 06:24:09 PM
Author: grooooze

coonbabyjesuspunch

Subject: Ugh.
Date: Feb 10 2006 03:34:43 PM
Author: lemme

Vice is done. Over and out. Suddenly it seems like all the things that were once done with a smirk and a smile now have some kind of sick sincerity behind them.

"This guy fucks babies in the ass and then sticks them in his mother’s cunt because he has AIDS."

Just because it's offensive doesn't make it funny or edgy. It has to be done with pinache.

It's like someone's writing this stuff by looking at old issues of Vice without ever actually clueing in and getting where the humor came from.

Here's hoping they fire everyone and give up.

Subject: I GOT IT!!
Date: Feb 10 2006 01:36:03 PM
Author: HNasty

OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! I GET IT!! ITS FAKE!! VERDAD = TRUTH VICE=LIES BLONDES=BONER

AM I RITE????

Subject: dude
Date: Feb 10 2006 11:10:03 AM
Author: beanie

some of these almost seemed photoshopped for pete's sake. even if they weren't... what's happened to the do's and dont's? you canNOT tell me there aren't more fucked up people than THAT in New York!

Subject: this is sooooo
Date: Feb 10 2006 10:20:32 AM
Author: crap

Guys...get your dicks out of each others mouths and get your do's & dont's sorted , who the fuck is writing/editing this crap? It used to be so funny , now it is only (barely) just funny shots with lame-o & tryhard to be edgy text ,F.Y.I. Vice europe's do's & dont's shits in your mouth by comparison, hands down...get with the program dudes

Subject: weak in '97
Date: Feb 10 2006 05:37:14 AM
Author: vice is tired

this would have been weak in '97

what the fuck do you guys do all day?

Subject: Retards work hard, like to wrestle
Date: Feb 09 2006 11:42:17 PM
Author: Jojo, the dog-faced boy

You guys must make up for your laziness with extra wrestling.

Subject: toallthevicefaithfull
Date: Feb 09 2006 08:48:18 PM
Author: kdxm

ha ha butt joke painted face ha bloodly face haha aids joke gay joke omg stop haahah silly black pants joke sneaker oh no you didn't..hahaha...they should change the name of the do/donts i just feel like its defacing the person/s who did them before, its kinda like johnny damon going to the redsoxs? no?

Subject: issue
Date: Feb 09 2006 08:31:29 PM
Author: kyle

no no i see the genuis..obviously theyve been altered...it seems to be saying....aw fuck it i admit it they suck. the theme!! come on we aren't reading hawthorne or hurston get a grip and follow what the guy before was doing..do and donts used to be the best part man they really suck now, thank god we still have the book to read...

Subject: cocky
Date: Feb 09 2006 06:04:56 PM
Author: Kiri

why dont you write a don't about the morons who think you care if they tell you how lame you are on blog comments

take it to the internet - people say more stupid shit then they could ever tell you with their 'fashion' sense

Subject: oh fuck
Date: Feb 09 2006 03:55:06 PM
Author: Jon

you guys are the shit. i haven't laughed this hard since the tenth-anniversary issue. only this time around, the best part of the mag is the reader comments section.

oh damn, i think i just peed a little...

Subject: i get it....
Date: Feb 09 2006 03:36:28 PM
Author: jojo

wha????????

Subject: secret theme?
Date: Feb 09 2006 03:35:44 PM
Author: the editor

verdad...pretty sure is truth in spanish...which is pretty much far from what this issue is...much like how far from good this issue is

Subject: Weak sauce.
Date: Feb 09 2006 02:30:08 PM
Author: Two Ton Testicle

Holy shit that fucking sucked.

Subject: uhh...
Date: Feb 09 2006 02:26:19 PM
Author: Brownie

BOOOOOOOOOOO--erns

Subject: attention morons
Date: Feb 09 2006 12:33:33 PM
Author: brainiac

the obvious photoshops are on purpose.. have you looked at the name of this issue?

Subject: lame
Date: Feb 09 2006 12:23:14 PM
Author: Sofonda Peters

Worst do's/don'ts ever.

Subject: Dos& Donts
Date: Feb 09 2006 12:12:05 PM
Author: ERW

Is the secret theme, "We're all out of ideas?"

Subject: guysss
Date: Feb 09 2006 11:53:28 AM
Author: char

this is a joke right?

seriously, why are things photoshopped? it looks like somebody forgot to do their homework, and then like 9 minutes before the deadline, tried to scrounge up a bunch of photos that kinda sorta fit the categories.

Subject: Well...
Date: Feb 09 2006 11:23:45 AM
Author: Isabel (Ecuador)

Why people in Vice always look so pink? That sucks... However, I liked the outfits of the 3 chicks outside that birthday party.

Subject: ASDF
Date: Feb 09 2006 11:03:07 AM
Author: AF

these seriously weren't even funny

Subject: the death of vice
Date: Feb 09 2006 10:09:39 AM
Author: the death of vice

Vice is dead. Thank god. Being told how uncool I am compared to them really hurts when you actually have respect for the people saying it. Now I can go back to being the cool sun in the me-centric universe.

Subject: yup ,lame..
Date: Feb 09 2006 09:21:22 AM
Author: Mars

Looks like you just don't put in the effort anymore...some shot's do look Photoshopped..dat's lame man...just sad..

Subject: lame
Date: Feb 09 2006 06:49:30 AM
Author: ivan b.

this is the lamest issue yet

Subject: LIFE
Date: Feb 09 2006 05:08:15 AM
Author: nic-o-la

oh no. what happened?
i didn't have that usual monthly laugh-out-loud [LOL] i usually do. i now have a void in my heart.
: (

Subject: rencontre
Date: Feb 09 2006 04:18:10 AM
Author: overthahill

i think its time you went back to montreal. dont be offended, it is a compliment. new york has seen its day... just read the previous posts.

Subject: ass
Date: Feb 09 2006 02:04:21 AM
Author: ass

THIS ISFUCKING STUPID THIS DOS AND DONT SUCKS

Subject: hataz
Date: Feb 08 2006 11:00:08 PM
Author: eat it

ok, we got how it's not as funny anymore, but the new new age thing for the post-mondern condition is to accuse vice of being lame, and everybody's doing it, so we should all just keep following the trend.

Don't be all disgusted when you read it after you pick it up at Am. Apparel in you hemp sweatshop free pants.

Subject: .
Date: Feb 09 2006 01:27:39 AM
Author: .

mulholland drive. sorry sorry.

Subject: cut & paste
Date: Feb 09 2006 01:05:26 AM
Author: i know u r but what am i?

These posts remind me of that scene in Blue Velvet where the chick cries when she masterbates. Like that, only now its a circle jerk.

"El Verdad" ...ROFLMAO

Subject: word
Date: Feb 09 2006 01:13:40 AM
Author: brett

The genius of it is its subtlety. It took me multiple articles to catch on.

I just wish the Do's & Dont's were as funny as usual...a necessary casuality, I suppose

Subject: These are the DO's?
Date: Feb 09 2006 12:43:56 AM
Author: Stephen

Hell, I thought I had clicked on the Don'ts. I'm afraid to see what they look like!!!

Subject: IM ME
Date: Feb 08 2006 11:56:02 PM
Author: Rud3boyTM

1. "...sticks up his mother's cunt?" That is just heart-stabbingly unfunny. You might as well have written lyrics to "NOOKIE." Oh wait, I get it, there is a subliminal ad in the background of faux hipster grafitti. It says "WE'RE HORNY & DESPARATE!"Ha! Nice. Do I really have to do everything myself? Mixing up your Do's and Don'ts polaroids with snapshots from last weekends inaugural orgy at the gutter of Palms with Penisface and his transexual friends is just simply a No-no. Shame on you syphillis-brained crackheads.
2. Case in point, the anorexic Kool-Aid retard at the end is the same giant Dildo on that pussy-tourist guy's camera! Thats cheating! Are we not entertained? HIRE ME. NOW.

Subject: i like
Date: Feb 09 2006 12:06:47 AM
Author: herbert

don't let these muthafuckas bring you down!

this issue is a nice! i like.

Subject: Pretty much the worst
Date: Feb 08 2006 11:50:35 PM
Author: Justin

BIGGEST.
WASTE.
OF.
TIME.

Subject: lame
Date: Feb 08 2006 10:50:57 PM
Author: cappn yo ass

Lame,lame,lame!!.Think back like,three years ago you cocksuckers!..maybe you'll re-learn how to write actual funny captions.May the urine of a thousand camels fall upon you!.

Subject: Who the fuck
Date: Feb 08 2006 10:43:36 PM
Author: THC Electra

Who the fuck is writing these now? What a fucking let-down. Fire this motherfucker

Subject: really bad
Date: Feb 08 2006 10:24:27 PM
Author: andrew

seriously guys this is really bad

Subject: vice gives good head.
Date: Feb 08 2006 10:16:19 PM
Author: . . :L3RNT 1: . .

thats it vice... suck it, suck it real good ya fuckin DBs. Oh fuck yeah... suck at photoshop... suck at it good ya dirty holes, suck at thinking of funny shit to say, suck at being a decent mag. M3353.

Subject: .............
Date: Feb 08 2006 09:51:55 PM
Author: .....

C'mon..really...c'mon now. Really

Subject: oh for fucks sake
Date: Feb 08 2006 09:48:34 PM
Author: adam

taking the piss with the photoshop, ok we get it, but would writing some funny shit have killed you ?

Subject: uh.....
Date: Feb 08 2006 09:15:15 PM
Author: flaps

So I know you're sometimes a bit random with the punchlines and sometimes I'm an utter fuckwitt but, "This guy fucks babies in the ass and then sticks them in his mother’s cunt because he has AIDS." !!? not exactly a knee slapper, really...

Subject: oh Vice, how you disapoint
Date: Feb 08 2006 09:10:35 PM
Author: the beer and cheese tummied care bear

C'maaan guys, what the fuck happened to you? You used to be funny and witty and made me giggle all day! Now there's none of that. If you don't have any fucking photos to run, or you're faced to photoshop them all for the sake of comedy, fuck it and get it better next time!! Fire your staff, they deserve to die.

Subject: green jacket
Date: Feb 08 2006 09:14:06 PM
Author: guy

"This guy fucks babies in the ass and then sticks them in his mother’s cunt because he has AIDS."
thats some writing to be proud of, seems like you have an automatic pass to fool people that your funny, cos if they don't get it they must be dumb

Subject: never
Date: Feb 08 2006 09:07:46 PM
Author: nope

"everything in this issue is made up... it's like an extended April Fool's one month early"
NOOO!
thats crazy yo! one month early- and i thought the worst issue ever was some new level sh--!
fucking cokeheads

Subject: secret theme
Date: Feb 08 2006 08:41:24 PM
Author: soybean pimp

up da azz u dumb bitch!

Subject: omg
Date: Feb 08 2006 08:48:20 PM
Author: archaic

this shit's fucking WACK

Subject: the secret theme
Date: Feb 08 2006 08:45:59 PM
Author: andrew

everything in this issue is made up... it's like an extended April Fool's one month early.

Subject: jesus
Date: Feb 08 2006 08:45:34 PM
Author: filipa

I can't believe how shit vice has got. Stop doing so much coke and get some work done you lazy fuckers.

Subject: oddball
Date: Feb 08 2006 08:38:49 PM
Author: brett

I guess I'll have to look around more - Some of the pictures (Do's and Dont's) look almost photoshopped...and not nearly as entertaining as usual.

Subject: Camera dildos and lame.
Date: Feb 08 2006 08:37:04 PM
Author: nate

Again, besides cut and paste, whats the "secret theme"? Not funny pictures of people that aren't really dos?

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