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Ian e Toots condividono un momento romantico. Foto di Jamie-James Medina





Sono originaria di Vatersay, una piccola isola non lontana da Barra. La popolazione è di 80 persone. Mio marito Ian è di Barra, sebbene io pensassi che non mi sarei mai sposata con un ragazzo di Barra. Fino al 1991, eravamo separati da Barra dall’acqua e ci volevano 15 minuti di traghetto per arrivarci. Il traghetto veniva cancellato se c’era brutto tempo. Il che era perfetto perché se pioveva saltavamo la scuola. Urrà!

Anche se siamo contenti che abbiano costruito il ponte, Vatersay era davvero un bel posto prima che lo facessero. Potevi passare tutto il giorno a sparare ai conigli o pescare. Tutti conoscevano tutti e potevi guidare la macchina non appena arrivavi coi piedi ai pedali.

In ogni caso siamo felicissimi che abbiano fatto il ponte. Penso che senza adesso Vatersay non esisterebbe più.

Quand’ero piccola alla gente di Barra non piacevano affatto quelli di Vatersay. Se andavi a scuola a Barra, ti prendevano in giro continuamente. Erano convinti che noi fossimo arretrati e quindi non perdevano occasione per offenderci.

Per ciò che mi riguarda, i sentimenti erano reciproci. Ho sempre pensato che i ragazzi di Barra fosseri degli stupidi arroganti. Stavano sempre in macchina, ad ascoltare musica irlandese o country col volume a palla. Facevano i giri dell’isola andando velocissimo e urlando dietro a chiunque avesse sedici anni. Ho sempre pensato che fossero un gruppo di “numtees”- che era il mio modo di dire vigliacchi, stupidi, senza palle. Mio marito, comunque, era diverso. Mi è sempre piaciuto e penso di esserle sempre piaciuta ma era molto timido.

Tutti i suoi amici gli facevano: “O mio Dio Ian,è cosi carina” e lui: “Dai, è solo un’amica”, e io ero preoccupatissima che non saremmo mai riusciti a metterci insieme.

Era la mia terza settimana di lavoro al bar dell’Hotel Heathbank e lui era li coi suoi amici e mi chiese a che ora staccavo. Gli dissi alle sette, e lui mi chiese di cenare insieme. Accettai, così alla fine del mio turno, staccai dal bar e cenammo al ristorante dell’Heathbank. Se non sbaglio lui prese la carne e io il pesce. Penso che il giorno dopo fosse sabato e ci fosse una festa al Castlebay e quella fu la sera in cui “chiudemmo il contratto”. Siamo sposati da tre anni e io vorrei dei figli, anche se penso che Ian non sia ancora pronto.

“TOOTS”
Appena finita l’intervista, abbiamo offerto da bere a Ian, il quale si è messo ad urlare “Se vuoi puoi scoparti mia moglie ma solo se riesci a farla venire!” Ian, amico, ti vogliamo bene ma questa cosa ci ha fatto uscire dai gangheri.


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Subject: ...
Date: Mar 07 2006 09:32:17 AM
Author: ...

Lets do a article on white methheads how many seen the pictures of that in the news..Talking about us natives and alcoholism like we all do it ..I guess you well to do white boys hadnt heard of penny gin or all the other things that went on Europe and all the drinking that went on..the cultures in some of these euro countries give children watered down wines to drink ..Are they all alkies too?



Subject: rich thinking people
Date: Mar 05 2006 06:55:04 PM
Author: OGRed NdN gurl

absinthe, wormwood, ISD freaks, skinny no azz pastey white chicks,chicken chested whitemen without muscles, acid pastey untanned skin, vice you dicks and pastey gurls vice both yu lips together cuz we don't want NO more whites blown hot air on this here site..drink you concoctions and fade away.......



Subject: HMMMMMMM.....
Date: Feb 05 2006 08:04:06 PM
Author: PROUD NATIVE

I JUST LOVE THAT THE MAIN THING YOU TALK ABOUT WHEN IT COMES TO NATIVE PEOPLE IS DRUNKS. MOST WHITE PEOPLE ARE CRACK HEADS... I'D RATHER BE A DRUNK.



Subject: ..
Date: Feb 04 2006 01:14:45 PM
Author: "Minemane"

Well leave it up to assholes to trivilize another's pains with thier bullshit commentary. I can understand why the world is messed up there is a bunch of immature little pricks ruining it for everyone.
Oh yea btw for those who posted about "indians drinking the firewater" We are no more prone to alcoholism then the white population it just happens we are a smaller population so it looks like we are all ate up with it. The truth of it is there is more white alcoholics roaming the earth then native alcoholics anyways.



Subject: lame comments
Date: Feb 04 2006 03:41:29 AM
Author: krysti

It's great how you people make comments on trivialities under an article where a woman has basically bared her soul. She may not be the most eloquent writer/speaker, but it's takes guts to lay it all out on the line, faults and all. She's a woman with problems, but she's taking positive steps to overcome them. Also, to clarify some of her comments:
"We have talking circles and we smudge in the mornings and we have meditation. Sometimes we have sweetgrass going." She is referring to some Native American spiritual ceremonies. Sweetgrass is long fragrant grass that they dry out and braid, then burn in ceremonies. The smoke from sweet grass is similar to incense. They waft up the sweet smoke toward their faces. I think it's cool that they use culturally relevant rituals in their addiction treatment. It makes sense to use traditions like that to teach people to soothe themselves in healthy ways rather than turning to harmful substances.




Subject: you
Date: Feb 02 2006 09:57:25 AM
Author: just visiting

Sorry, but did anyone else laugh at the idea of an Indian telling one of us to get off our highhorse?



Subject: ignorance
Date: Feb 02 2006 12:20:55 AM
Author: blkftpride

i first seen this article i was sickened, not by the article but by the idiots who make stupid ass comments like the ones above.you who do not know how it is should not state your opinion. Its people like you that make mothers tie their tubes for concieving unwanted imbeciles such as you. alcoholism is a real part of native americans and it affects everyone around. it breaks up homes takes away family and does emtional damage to our young ones and maybe even carries that alcoholism on to them. So to you who think all indians do is drink,your wrong, many of our people have degrees and do have smarts to better our lives. you are no better than us blackfeet. so get the hell off your highhorse and realize if you made them remarks here in this town your head would get kicked in. thanks.



Subject: Fuckin:
Date: Jan 31 2006 11:48:50 AM
Author: Nincom Mc. Poop

"Ian, mate, we like you but this made us feel really creepy."

Nih.

Did it really make you feel really creepy? Did you gather in a little group and whisper to each other about how totally freaked out you were by this awful boor? Was it really awful for you?

Show us with the doll what the nasty man wanted you to do to his wife.

Now. Do it faster.



Subject: wow why spk 2 them 2
Date: Jan 26 2006 02:12:53 PM
Author: me

u picked the worst 2 2 spk 2 oh my goodness wot a pair of nummties ah ah ah pick betta people nxt time ok



Subject: Ads
Date: Jan 26 2006 05:08:42 AM
Author: HeeHeeHawHaw

You all sound really stoopid harping on about an ad rather than the article now that the ad has been changed...



Subject: vatersay girl
Date: Jan 25 2006 08:53:31 AM
Author: mr macneil

Iain must have been on acid to fucken touch you in the first place you boot!!!



Subject: My two cents
Date: Jan 23 2006 05:48:36 PM
Author: Jah blood

Only pussyklats drink snot green booze. Hey Mrs. Native Welfare USA, stop poppin' out the kids man.



Subject: Absinthe Ain't no real firewater
Date: Jan 22 2006 10:37:29 AM
Author: Cousin Booze

Ya, I have to agree, the Absinthe ad's didn't need to be on this particular page...
Do VICE really thing yuppie fucks like in the ad really read VICE ?
Or That VICE readers want to look/be like those people in the AD?
When I see those fake ass " rich, sophisticated and interesting" types posing as succesful "beautiful people" drinking overpriced sugar booze for "Inspirational" partying, I can see why people hate them.



Subject: cockadoodle
Date: Jan 18 2006 05:34:19 PM
Author: evnut

hey the more hilarious part of that alkaholics ad, is that the album advertised is called "firewater" and the article is titled "no more firewater". actually no one has bought an alkaholics album since 94 so i guess the article wins



Subject: abbey
Date: Jan 17 2006 08:44:13 PM
Author: Buns McGay

Maybe Vice can class up 'the rez' by sending the Injuns cases of Absinthe. Perhaps some bottled inspiration is all they need to invent some kind of generator that runs on piss and barf.

By the way, are you supposed to pour this neo-absinthe over sugarcubes? The Toulouse Lautrec kind needed it because fermented wormwood tasted like knife sex in your mouth. It would be funny if they had to add Bitrex to this mix just to create the same effect.



Subject: tine
Date: Jan 17 2006 01:08:45 PM
Author: Chris

I don't think it's on purpose. THe thing about vice is the ad guys and the editorial guys don't talk to each other. They've always set it up like that. The owners encourage fights between the too. I've been to their office and the ad guys are in a totally different part of the office. It's like their "thing."



Subject: Yep.
Date: Jan 17 2006 10:21:42 AM
Author: Squidbilly

For the real shit you need some wormwood, hyssop, anise, PGA, lemon seed, and some other shit for taste. Wormwood is the ingredient that makes you trip. You just still it up and enjoy. But be warned if you drink it and you actually are at a table of honkeys like those pictured above, you'll kill them.




Subject: absinthe
Date: Jan 17 2006 07:10:43 AM
Author: kirchner

funny thing is this so-called absinthe come-back is total bullshit. what's being sold isn't the actual liquid lsd that made the expressionnists tremble and commit suicide. it's just cheap booze with no. 6 green added to it.



Subject: true.
Date: Jan 16 2006 09:51:32 AM
Author: meg

I have to agree with everyone about absinthe ads.



Subject: strange...
Date: Jan 15 2006 06:41:53 PM
Author: Patric Fallon

the Absinthe ad is on every single page of this website. i wonder why it would be on the one about alcoholism? wait, because it's included in "every single page of the website".



Subject: Juxtapose
Date: Jan 15 2006 11:45:38 AM
Author: ~

In the magazine it's next to an ad for the Alkaholiks. I wonder if they do shit like that on purpose.



Subject: bottled inspiration
Date: Jan 14 2006 11:12:16 PM
Author: brenda

i like how the article is juxtaposed next to the ad...rich people drinking absinthe. it's fucking green.



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